For $10,000, I will vacate alt.slack. Never to return. Not even as a stang...
Dr. Phineas J. Martian
together, give it to stang, and for $10,000, i will never post to alt.slack
again. me gone for $10k. $10k and forever, I am not in alt.slack. Meow you
can bait, Alcandor you just play like a schizoid because that's all he is,
but me? I'm stupid. Like big and dumb and i won't shut up. $10,000 and I let
you whomp them. So you're piss-drunk and out of loot, but you getta post
here. where Dobbs squatted. Where Puprle spawned, where the giant dildo of
the world stage smacked you all around a bunch. Way more true to the way
than a bunch of chubby-chasin' pow-wows with speakers that don't merit the
swingshift, much less a whole weekend. Stang got scared when he saw how
scared the government was of him. They thought he was a pig sitting on an
anthill. He thought they might gut him for sport.
Cheers!
Doc
Rev. 11D Meow!
You could make a Great Author some day.
out of papier m�ch�
Dr. Phineas J. Martian
news:ds2qh6h16e0p22gp1...@4ax.com...
What? That some kind of shitty joke? Pfah on your shtiity Jokes Meow! You
and your idiot kitten army, and Jesse, pfui on him, and your mom. slut.
Inna Quandary
DanielMartin
wrote:
Gee, you must be a true alt.slack pest. My price is a modest $5000.
Bob
Dr. Phineas J. Martian
news:imbjr-01FCEE....@news.aioe.org...
> In article <ifj1qj$bkk$1...@tornado.tornevall.net>,
> a cap in your arse, fat stuff, and save £ 6477 6p.
>
> --
> Prepare your anus.
LOL! They'd think you were a sissy for the Dos Equis and just skip town for
awhile. You'd have to offer them some Corona and Limes. See! You suck in the
real world too!
Zapanaz
> "Dr. Phineas J. Martian" <docma...@msn.com> wrote:
You vacated alt.slack years ago when I killfiled you.
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Rev. 11D Meow!
<http://joecosby.com/code/mai...@foo.com> wrote:
> >In article <ifj1qj$bkk$1...@tornado.tornevall.net>,
> > "Dr. Phineas J. Martian" <docma...@msn.com> wrote:
>
> You vacated alt.slack years ago when I killfiled you.
There's ol' king J@e C@sby replying to dead flies rattling around in
his kill filter again.
Steve Thompson
He doesn't seem to be able to find the 'n' key.
Regards,
Steve
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death ray. Think of the convenience it would bring. I wish someone
could build and market it.
Dr. LoBotomy
> On Fri, Dec 31, 2010 at 08:56:18AM -0800, Rev. 11D Meow! wrote:
>> On Fri, 31 Dec 2010 08:30:05 -0800, Zapanaz
>> <http://joecosby.com/code/mai...@foo.com> wrote:
>>
>> > >In article <ifj1qj$bkk$1...@tornado.tornevall.net>, "Dr. Phineas J.
>> > >Martian" <docma...@msn.com> wrote:
>> >
>> > You vacated alt.slack years ago when I killfiled you.
>>
>>
>> There's ol' king J@e C@sby replying to dead flies rattling around in
>> his kill filter again.
>
killfiled you, I get a feeling of relief. Did you ever notice that
whenever Joe reponds to you there are two ">"s before each line? That's
because he's reading your post through someone else's response. Since
almost nobody responds to you, it's as if you didn't exist. Ahhhhhh
yessssss!
Zapanaz
wrote:
"A Dead Fly Rattling In Somebody's Killfile" ... that will be on
Meow's tombstone
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still boggles the mind how both the cocaine plant and the chocolate
plant are called the same thing in South America, almost like how the
word Mensa means "round table" in Latin, but when translated by
Hispanics they say it means "whore" -- also, if your skin is white and
you want to have a conversation in Spanish with someone from below the
USA/Mexico border, forget it, when they've run out of lies to tell
you, they FEIGN IGNORANCE OF THEIR OWN LANGUAGE, communication IS NOT
THEIR DESIRE, serious racism against whites folks, they see anything
good happening to a white person as detrimental to them (just like a
lot of African-Americans) -- so they play dumb, even pretending to not
be able to speak their own language or understand it spoken by
others ... no joke... I have experienced this FIRST HAND and I'd
rather talk to my dog who (though passed on now) clearly understood me
when I talked to him and welcomed the communication
- from the labyrinthine mind of schizobeck
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Rev. 11D Meow!
<http://joecosby.com/code/mai...@foo.com> wrote:
> On 31 Dec 2010 19:25:49 GMT, "Dr. LoBotomy" <ewla...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >On 2010-12-31, Steve Thompson <stev...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> On Fri, Dec 31, 2010 at 08:56:18AM -0800, Rev. 11D Meow! wrote:
> >>> On Fri, 31 Dec 2010 08:30:05 -0800, Zapanaz
> >>> <http://joecosby.com/code/mai...@foo.com> wrote:
> >>>
> >>> > >In article <ifj1qj$bkk$1...@tornado.tornevall.net>, "Dr. Phineas J.
> >>> > >Martian" <docma...@msn.com> wrote:
> >>> >
> >>> > You vacated alt.slack years ago when I killfiled you.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> There's ol' king J@e C@sby replying to dead flies rattling around in
> >>> his kill filter again.
> >>
> >Whenever I see your posts quoted in responses by people who haven't
> >killfiled you, I get a feeling of relief. Did you ever notice that
> >whenever Joe reponds to you there are two ">"s before each line? That's
> >because he's reading your post through someone else's response. Since
> >almost nobody responds to you, it's as if you didn't exist. Ahhhhhh
> >yessssss!
>
> "A Dead Fly Rattling In Somebody's Killfile" ... that will be on
> Meow's tombstone
Your treat, no doubt, J@e C@sby?
Bring IT On!
Rev. 11D Meow!
> On 31 Dec 2010 19:25:49 GMT, "Dr. LoBotomy" <ewla...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> But this kinda justifies my point about killfiles being next to
> useless.
Hello, phony IMBJRbot.
Zapanaz
>On 31 Dec 2010 19:25:49 GMT, "Dr. LoBotomy" <ewla...@gmail.com>
>wrote:
>
>But this kinda justifies my point about killfiles being next to
>useless.
If Doc Martian knew everybody had him killfiled, he would leave.
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Rev. 11D Meow!
<http://joecosby.com/code/mai...@foo.com> wrote:
>
> If {____ ______] knew everybody had him killfiled, he would leave.
>
Your logic is ASStounding, J@e C@sby.
Dr. LoBotomy
> On 31 Dec 2010 19:25:49 GMT, "Dr. LoBotomy" <ewla...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>>
>>killfiled you, I get a feeling of relief. Did you ever notice that
>>whenever Joe reponds to you there are two ">"s before each line? That's
>>because he's reading your post through someone else's response. Since
>>almost nobody responds to you, it's as if you didn't exist. Ahhhhhh
>>yessssss!
>
> useless.
Not for the killfilers. Killfiling does a better job than the UDP.
Doc Martian
> anymore?
LOL! Dude. My gitar owns.
Dr. LoBotomy
> mark via others replies. I don't see the point in a killfile if that's
> what happens. I need to apply myself and come up with a usenet proxy that
> will kill a thread node poisoned by a killfiled person and their repliers.
Like I said before, you only see a small percentage of his posts because
almost nobody responds to him. It's not perfect, but it's a big
improvement.
Zapanaz
wrote:
>On Fri, 31 Dec 2010 13:38:14 -0800, Zapanaz wrote:
>
>> If Doc Martian knew everybody had him killfiled, he would leave.
>
>he'd still
>post because he needs to feel the pain - in much the same way a cutter
>needs to feel alive by slicing up their arms to say "Daddy fucked me and
>I liked it".
that's a pretty wild hypothesis. It seems a lot simpler to me to
assume that he posts to be an asshole. I think, like most of the real
assholes who post here, like Meow, he posts because he wants to
inflict his own self-hatred on everybody else.
--
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Customer Support Specialist
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Personally, I don't think the ideas themselves are the problem. I
think it is the need to take it as a religion. As an
all-encompassing, infallible Code. And NOTHING is that.
And believing it is, is The Problem.
So if you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him. But track "Bob" down
across the four corners of the earth and kill "Bob". And kill him
again. Then run over his corpse with a golf cart with steel spikes
studding the tires. Then ass-rape his corpse with a titanium dildo.
But then give him a ride home and buy him a beer, because what the
fuck, it's just "Bob", after all.
:: Currently listening to Piss It All Away, 2001, by Puddle of Mudd, from "Come Clean"
Zapanaz
wrote:
>Erm, no. JC apparently has him killfiled, but he still replies to the
>mark via others replies. I don't see the point in a killfile if that's
>what happens. I need to apply myself and come up with a usenet proxy that
>will kill a thread node poisoned by a killfiled person and their repliers.
Is the point of a killfile, to me, that I never reply to "the mark"?
To me the main point of a killfile is so the mark can't attack the
group by flooding it. That's a very common way of acting out by
somebody who's angry at the group but doesn't have the wit or
perspicacity to conclude a conversation in a way that's satisfying to
them. It's a temper tantrum.
True, at times, you get a situation where somebody who isn't killfiled
has to reply to every single post the mark makes. This is very
annoying.
At times in the past I would killfile that person for a couple of
days. Frequently I would point out to the person doing it that what
they are doing is obnoxious.
It's a judgement call, because as you say, I am replying to DM via
other people's posts. If I think the entertainment value is high
enough then I think it's a worthwhile tradeoff. Lobotomy's replies
for instance are invariably good enough that I think they are worth
seeing the mark. Mine aren't always, especially lately.
But I don't think those second-hand replies are enough to allow the
mark to flood the group, so I don't think they hurt anything.
And as far as lately, I know I've been trying to "force" replies to
the kooks more. There's this idea that alt.slack is dedicated to
kook-hunting and the other place is for conversation, and it just
never worked for me. I used to enjoy kook-bashing before but it was
different when it evolved in the context of a larger conversation. It
was spontaneous. In this kind of context I feel like I should force
it, but it isn't the same. But given that that's the supposed point
of this group now, you either reply to the kooks, or there's nothing
here. So, obviously, some people you would normally killfile you
instead reply to.
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6/20/01
:: Currently listening to Shoganai, 2002, by King Crimson, from "Happy with what You have to be Happy with"
Rev. 11D Meow!
<http://joecosby.com/code/mai...@foo.com> wrote:
> On Sat, 1 Jan 2011 12:51:14 +0000 (UTC), IMBJR <im...@cloon.fucker>
> wrote:
>
> >On Fri, 31 Dec 2010 13:38:14 -0800, Zapanaz wrote:
> >
> >> If Doc Martian knew everybody had him killfiled, he would leave.
> >
> >he'd still
> >post because he needs to feel the pain - in much the same way a cutter
> >needs to feel alive by slicing up their arms to say "Daddy fucked me and
> >I liked it".
>
> that's a pretty wild hypothesis. It seems a lot simpler to me to
> assume that he posts to be an asshole. I think, like most of the real
> assholes who post here, like Meow, he posts because he wants to
> inflict his own self-hatred on everybody else.
I love you,
You love me,
We're a happy family,
with a great big hug,
and a kiss from me to you,
Won't you say you love me TOO!
I love you,
You love me,
We're best friends like friends should be,
With a great big hug,
And a kiss from me to you,
Won't you say you love me too
Rev. 11D Meow!
When you cut out what the OP who replies to 'the mark' says, then
reply to 'the mark' via that post, yes, you are indeed replying to
'the mark', J@E C@sby.
What are you going to do now that you can't get your K2 & SPICE
anymore, J@e?
Rev. 11D Meow!
wrote:
> On Sat, 01 Jan 2011 13:12:58 -0800, Zapanaz wrote:
>
> > To me the main point of a killfile is so the mark can't attack the group
> > by flooding it.
>
> But the group is still flooded. You just don't see it. A killfile really
> does not make anything go away.
It does when it Deletes it upon arrival, dumbASS.
Rev. 11D Meow!
wrote:
> On Sat, 01 Jan 2011 13:41:14 -0800, Rev. 11D Meow! wrote:
>
> > It does when it Deletes it upon arrival, dumbASS
>
> You drink too much to realise how deeply dumb you sound these days. Don't
> assume that just because your usenet client does that, that they all do
> that.
Which one of you is doing the IMBJR voiceover in this one, eh?
Zapanaz
wrote:
>On Sat, 01 Jan 2011 13:12:58 -0800, Zapanaz wrote:
>
>> To me the main point of a killfile is so the mark can't attack the group
>> by flooding it.
>
>But the group is still flooded. You just don't see it. A killfile really
>does not make anything go away.
It's a tree that falls in the forest without me there to hear it.
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You know you're in Saskatchewan when you can sit on your front porch
and watch your dog run away for three days
:: Currently listening to Bujloudia, 1992, by Master Musicians of Jajouka, from "Apocalypse Across The Sky"
Rev. 11D Meow!
wrote:
> On Sat, 01 Jan 2011 13:41:14 -0800, Rev. 11D Meow! wrote:
>
> > It does when it Deletes it upon arrival, dumbASS
>
> You drink too much to realise how deeply dumb you sound these days. Don't
> assume that just because your usenet client does that, that they all do
> that.
oh, and your ASSuming what I do is funny.
Rev. 11D Meow!
wrote:
> So when you realise your pickled little mind has been bested AGAIN you
> post babble. You and that fat freak from Indeo are closer than you think
> - except he's not a drunk.
Don't you have some shoes to shine, Shine Boy!
Steve Thompson
There. You've got the right idea. You're kinder than I would be with
that career advice, 11 Meow. I'd just tell him to take a hike in the
snow as soon as anything.
Regards,
Steve
--
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death ray. Think of the convenience it would bring. I wish someone
could build and market it.
Zapanaz
wrote:
>On Sat, 01 Jan 2011 14:34:34 -0800, Zapanaz wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 1 Jan 2011 21:31:37 +0000 (UTC), IMBJR <im...@cloon.fucker>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sat, 01 Jan 2011 13:12:58 -0800, Zapanaz wrote:
>>>
>>>> To me the main point of a killfile is so the mark can't attack the
>>>> group by flooding it.
>>>
>>>But the group is still flooded. You just don't see it. A killfile really
>>>does not make anything go away.
>>
>> It's a tree that falls in the forest without me there to hear it.
>
>Until someone trips over the dead wood and it catches your attention.
But that's not a flood.
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Dr. LoBotomy
> On Sun, 02 Jan 2011 09:54:04 -0800, Zapanaz wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 1 Jan 2011 22:35:12 +0000 (UTC), IMBJR <im...@cloon.fucker>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sat, 01 Jan 2011 14:34:34 -0800, Zapanaz wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 1 Jan 2011 21:31:37 +0000 (UTC), IMBJR <im...@cloon.fucker>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sat, 01 Jan 2011 13:12:58 -0800, Zapanaz wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> To me the main point of a killfile is so the mark can't attack the
>>>>>> group by flooding it.
>>>>>
>>>>>But the group is still flooded. You just don't see it. A killfile
>>>>>really does not make anything go away.
>>>>
>>>> It's a tree that falls in the forest without me there to hear it.
>>>
>>>Until someone trips over the dead wood and it catches your attention.
>>
>> But that's not a flood.
>
> something else you'd have to kill.
Boy, this smells a lot like a troll.
)-(
full of criminal evidence. ^_^
Zapanaz
wrote:
>On Sun, 02 Jan 2011 09:54:04 -0800, Zapanaz wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 1 Jan 2011 22:35:12 +0000 (UTC), IMBJR <im...@cloon.fucker>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sat, 01 Jan 2011 14:34:34 -0800, Zapanaz wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 1 Jan 2011 21:31:37 +0000 (UTC), IMBJR <im...@cloon.fucker>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sat, 01 Jan 2011 13:12:58 -0800, Zapanaz wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> To me the main point of a killfile is so the mark can't attack the
>>>>>> group by flooding it.
>>>>>
>>>>>But the group is still flooded. You just don't see it. A killfile
>>>>>really does not make anything go away.
>>>>
>>>> It's a tree that falls in the forest without me there to hear it.
>>>
>>>Until someone trips over the dead wood and it catches your attention.
>>
>> But that's not a flood.
>
>At the moment. It wouldn't take much for the killed to mutate into
>something else you'd have to kill.
true
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Zapanaz
wrote:
>This thread contains admittance of impersonation and blackmail. Its
>full of criminal evidence. ^_^
That's true, with the new law, trying to extort money actually is
actionable. And the law is new enough that I bet you could get some
cop eager to give it a try, while there's still not a lot of case law
precedent (or whatever they call whatever I'm trying to say there)
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History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme
- Mark Twain
Fellow Citizen Bork
> On Thu, 30 Dec 2010 14:32:55 -0800, "Dr. Phineas J. Martian"
> <docma...@msn.com> wrote:
...
> What's wrong, the CIA not paying you enough to play with alt.slack
> anymore?
Eh? He's still here?
Even after we anon'ed his email archive? Cute. Well, you pay the man if
you like. I'll go with the 100% free open sores Pan killfile option.
He really thinks he can get around it just by calling himself Ivan Stang?
I'm intrigued enough to demand a report from behind the filters. What's
going on over there?
...
Rev. 11D Meow!
Dead Air, just dead air...
DanielMartin
wrote:
HOT DEAD AIR PUSSY KAT.
Bob
Steve Thompson
> On Sun, 2 Jan 2011 18:30:00 +0000 (UTC), IMBJR <im...@cloon.fucker>
> wrote:
>
> >On Sun, 02 Jan 2011 09:54:04 -0800, Zapanaz wrote:
> >
> >> On Sat, 1 Jan 2011 22:35:12 +0000 (UTC), IMBJR <im...@cloon.fucker>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >>>On Sat, 01 Jan 2011 14:34:34 -0800, Zapanaz wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> On Sat, 1 Jan 2011 21:31:37 +0000 (UTC), IMBJR <im...@cloon.fucker>
> >>>> wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>>On Sat, 01 Jan 2011 13:12:58 -0800, Zapanaz wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> To me the main point of a killfile is so the mark can't attack the
> >>>>>> group by flooding it.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>But the group is still flooded. You just don't see it. A killfile
> >>>>>really does not make anything go away.
> >>>>
> >>>> It's a tree that falls in the forest without me there to hear it.
> >>>
> >>>Until someone trips over the dead wood and it catches your attention.
> >>
> >> But that's not a flood.
> >
> >At the moment. It wouldn't take much for the killed to mutate into
> >something else you'd have to kill.
>
> true
Speaking of killing, you've generated a nice big quasi-public
spectacle. Congratulations to you and all of your people who have
worked so dilligently to put your message out in the vast expanse of
the stupidsphere.
So other than padding your billable hours (or whatever) on the basis
of responding to the spectacale in some overtly authoritarian fashion,
what will you do with the spectacle now that you have it?
Will it become a precident for further attacks on individualism and
free enterprise? That is, more practise for raping looters and right-
wing fanatics?
Do tell. I'm fairly sure you were expecting something different, but
things don't always work out as planned. In particular, I'm
interested to know how you will manage the public relations side of
your litle American pogrom ... er, program. Also, what valuable
lessons will we learn?
Steve Thompson
The mere fact that you ignore much of reality (to accomodate a big fat
bullshit mythology) does not automatically make you a superior being.
I know you have to "believe" your ignorance is great, but I assure you
that the only people who might be fooled by your arguments are small
children and maybe demented octogenarians.
Steve Thompson
> On Mon, 03 Jan 2011 07:53:06 -0500, Steve Thompson wrote:
>
> > The mere fact that you ignore much of reality (to accomodate a big fat
> > bullshit mythology) does not automatically make you a superior being. I
> > know you have to "believe" your ignorance is great, but I assure you
> > that the only people who might be fooled by your arguments are small
> > children and maybe demented octogenarians.
>
> you'd realise that we soon drift, or schism from the core faith. As for
> the rest of your reply: babbling. You started out OK and then dived right
> in again into FAIL.
What a laugh. Still no substance, just insinuations. Another
freeloader.
Zapanaz
<stev...@gmail.com> wrote:
>What a laugh. Still no substance, just insinuations.
oh the irony.
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Show me that your footglands are bigger, metaphysically speaking, than my
WHOLE BODY.
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Fellow Citizen Bork
> On Mon, 03 Jan 2011 01:55:15 +0000, Fellow Citizen Bork wrote:
>
>> I'm intrigued enough to demand a report from behind the filters.
>
> No, you man up and come out.
But it's warm and cozy here, I have leftover new year party wine and the
Bride just dropped a tray of chocolate chip cookies over me. No way is
she getting those cookies back. I've even got my pet Alcondor all purtied
up with makeup and lace.
I could write a goddamn thesis on that guy, if only he'd hurry up and die
soon, so I can really get around to digging into his life. He's being way
too careful with electronic traces. That, or he's actually a cleverly
constructed empty Legumic shell. I have made it my rule to always suspect
Legume.
Even his email archive is boring.
I've got to kick this habit scraping the email accounts of all the Humans
who drop by alt.slack. They never have anything to hide, apart from porn
accounts and general pinkness.
Humans are boring.
But, hey, free porn.
...
Zapanaz
I'm trying to remember if I still have Michael Alcandor! in my
killfile. His posting flurries always take the same form, he is fun
to poke at when he first shows up, then he fails to have the
militantly-smashing impact which he is evidently hoping for, and he
falls back to just repeating himself and flooding.
I always get nostalgic for the early parts of the flurry though after
I've given up and killfiled him. It's like the first time you
violently rape somebody, it always seems so much more romantic looking
back on it than it actually was.
--
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
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Rev. 11D Meow!
Ah, Ha!
So you're the one that stuck that gal in the woods near Auburn!!!