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Regarding Old Testament prohibitions of masturbation and homosexuality

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XODDI

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Dec 31, 2009, 9:52:14 PM12/31/09
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Those laws are from a bunch of neolithic savages who forbade the eating of
shrimp AND bacon.

fuvck you

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Jan 2, 2010, 6:40:21 AM1/2/10
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On Dec 31 2009, 8:52 pm, "XODDI" <bybl...@spurtlings.com> wrote:
> Those laws are from a bunch of neolithic savages who forbade the eating of
> shrimp AND bacon.

yeah they r stoopit. Although they =prolly imposed forbidden fruits of
the sea(scrimps) and the allmighty (and greasy and oinking) tuna of
the land,( Piggies) because they were frequently mishandled and caused
alot of sickness and death. pigs eat their own poop right? and
uncooked or unamply protected scrimps can definitely hurt your
innards. As for masterbation and homosexuality, Go for it just not
inside me.

thunder.willow

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Jan 2, 2010, 12:11:09 PM1/2/10
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On Dec 31 2009, 6:52 pm, "XODDI" <bybl...@spurtlings.com> wrote:
> Those laws are from a bunch of neolithic savages who forbade the eating of
> shrimp AND bacon.

Even waaaay back then, pork was code for sumthin else. The peeps just
forgot.

Rev.Dr. LoBotomy

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Jan 2, 2010, 12:38:27 PM1/2/10
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On Thu, 31 Dec 2009 21:52:14 -0500, XODDI wrote:

> Those laws are from a bunch of neolithic savages who forbade the eating
> of shrimp AND bacon.

There really aren't any prohibitions on masturbation in the Old
Testament. The one usually cited, Onan, was a case of coitus interruptus,
not masturbation. And he was punished because of the way he was treating
that wife, not because of the spilled seed. So it's all bullshit.

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