Doc Dickface's Pathetic Attempt to Befreind Me A Couple of Years Ago
RevNickie
the old stuff. Funny, I was the same weight then as I am now! I wonder
what has changed, if not that...
Doc Martian ✆ to me
show details 2/8/08
hey! stained class is one of my favorite metal albums. in fact. beyond
the realms of death is probably one of the first metal songs i
remember hearing. some red-headed lemmy lookin' guy played it on the
flying bobs when i was about 8 years old. i didn't know what song it
was until about 25 years later i was lookin' through metal samples on
amazon and went "dat was dat song!"
i love dio-era sabbath too. although the only metallica album that i
purchased when i went to cd was '... and justice for all" although
i've owned kill 'em all and ride the lightning before. they just don't
have the complexity of 'justice'... and master of puppets reeks of
meth.
Cheers!
Doc
Cheers!
Doc
----- Original Message ----- From: "RevNickie" <revn...@gmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Sent: Friday, February 08, 2008 7:49 AM
Subject: Re: HÄir Mëtal
On Feb 8, 12:56 am, "C. Woolard" <rhymeswithsa...@yahoo.com> wrote:
On Feb 7, 8:48 pm, Zapanaz <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote:
> I need to stop buying records that the Reverend Nicki reccomends. I
> always like them, but she was one of those girls I lusted after in
> high school. I don't trust my objectivity.
She's still one of those girls you ( and I) lusted after in high
school. That's part of her charm.
Jeez, how many sci-fi nerd/metal chicks WERE THERE in your high
school?
Your next album purchase, if you don't have it already, is "Stained
Class" by Judas Priest. Here's why:
http://www.reversespeech.com/judas.htm
http://tinyurl.com/r24k8
-RevNickie
RevNickie
Has anyone else been cyber-stalked by Kevin Dirka?
-RevNickie
Rev. Ivan Stang
I have a whole collection of letters going back to 2003 in my "Kooks N
Jesii" folder. Here is the first one. I think it speaks for itself
quite well and is more inadvertently funny now than it was then:
Subject: the machine
"has got you. can you feel it? sunnyside acres for the blind and
insane... guys wearing aprons.... old fraudulent bachelors trying to
get nurses to umm.... massage anything. and you. in a veteran's
hospital... smiling at a sargeant with a pipe... wondering if it has
frop... turning to the nurse.... and you're gone... hack hack kaput.
30 years later.... no more church of the subgenius....
i'll make you a deal tho.
i can sculpt your thought to fit modern mind. it will be easy... for
me.... i've done this before..... but.... i want one thing...
i want connie.
so.
how simple is it?
it's a modulation.
use complex words.
today's kids had like reznor and manson as idols.... they're a lil
more well read.
so... who were your idols? huey lewis and the news?
bastid huh.
also. for the girls.
stringabunchawordstogetha.
visuals? less chaotic.... more crispy anime.... but keep like the
symbolic shit.
yer there. told yah. easy.
cheers!
Doc
Rev. Ivan Stang
Here's one from 2005:
Subject: yo.... how bout sending me a review copy of 'arise'.
why? because i write reviews like this....
<http://docmartian.blogspot.com/
2004_05_01_docmartian_archive.html>http://docmartian.blogspot.com/
2004_05_01_docmartian_archive.html
cheers!
Doc
Rev. Ivan Stang
it.
Subject: church sales percentage.
Date: Mon, 03 Jul 2006 01:42:49 -0700
I'm getting ready to make some items for internet marketing and sales
as well as hopefully some local distribution, they should fill a niche
that is non-competitive but complementary to your holy crap, and will
use a large majority of original artwork, they will also include a
blurb referring any interested customers to you. they'll probably be
pamphlets looseleaf rants to begin with, but maybe a few iron-on t-
shirts as i start to build up a following. i expect that the only
artwork of yours that i'll be using is a dobbshead in collage format
and perhaps a subgenius triangle logo beside the blurb for your
goodies. I will be using church nomenclature at various times and may
refer to non-confidential church proceedings. What I propose is a
percentage of NET profit from any sales of approximately 20% if i
utilize under 15% of the art/text space with church art, which i will
forward to you upon reciept of payment. in any usage of non-
subgeniiric art (something beyond a collaged dobbshead or triangular
church logo) i will send a copy to you for approval and copyright
dobbspraisal.
for example. for a t-shirt, i draw/collage a dobbshead with a non-
copyrighted/original eldergods/tentacular image and the dobbshead
takes up less then 15% of the art space, i send you 20% of the profits
after costs of production/shipping are subtracted.
another example. I do a mutabob which is quite original but uses more
than 15% of the artwork say for example 50% original dobbshead, 50%
axe embedded in same dobbshead with dripping blood. for a t-shirt with
artwork like that i'd arrange for you to get a copy of the artwork
beforehand, but i'd be thinking about 40-50% of the profit would be
sent to you depending on how spectacular my additions were. am i in
the right ballpark for usage of the dobbshead in these?
for a writing, i write some pamphlet, story, novel with subgenius
stuff in it. flat fee fer your creation of the mythology i believe
should be worth about 20-40% depending on how much of your creative
thought i use in the work. again, i'm think 15% of yer thought = 20%
of the net, more % for larger amounts of your thought equal to up to
50% of the net for 50% of your thought, at which point i might as well
just be slinging copies of pamphlet #1. are we in relative harmony on
these matters? do you need a lot of copyright assessments? or can i
pretty much just go with it and follow the legal guidelines outlined
above and send you yer cut. let me know, i figure this'll just be a
way to make myself 100 bucks or so and you about 20 bucks or so (more
if "Bob" smiles upon us)
also if i do something you dig, i'm down with you tacking an extra 30%
on to your cut of the profit and selling it from your website...
at the moment? this is all conjecture, i don't know what the hell i'm
thinking about doing, but i'd like to have a guideline within which to
plan for sales and shit (so i can price my stuff appropriately as i
create and market it). are you down with this? money for not having to
do a thing but rake it in and make sure my stuff isn't competing with
your stuff? i would be. i'd be down like james brown. lemme know
though if you aren't or if you have different ideas about your slice
of the pie. as yer high epopt http://groups.google.com/group/alt.slack/msg/4281c11e05cc3acb?dmode=source&hl=en
i'm looking forward to bringing in more suckers to buy your shit AND
mine.
p.s. check my weekly sermons. http://groups.google.com/group/alt.slack/msg/4ed8a435ca09a7a6?dmode=source&hl=en
p.p.s. as i indicated in the earlier newsgroup stuff, I'm looking at
like a soft and silent opening of my high epoptship for the general
subgenius public, keeping the original dobbs figurehead (he's good for
sales), and continuing to use the mythology of dobbs to lure in the
suckerinos.
cheers!
Doc Martian
Playground of President's Clench
Coachella Valley
Rev. Back It On Up 13
He sent me a couple of e-mails, one recommending some headphones which
baffled me because I didn't know very much about him at the time, and
I wondered what it was that I said on alt.slack that would lead him to
believe I was interested in a headphone recommendation (answer:
nothing), and another before X-day last year or the year before with a
recipe for a shrimp boil. Again, unsolicited and completely out of
nowhere.
I think I replied politely both times because sometimes when somebody
crazy speaks Crazy Language to me, my first thought is that *I* might
be crazy and they are talking about something I am supposed to care
about.
As I get older, though, that impulse wanes more and more. Now I am
pretty quick to activate the Don't Give a Fuck response.
I'm sure I've received more of these e-mails from dirka dirka but I
definitely did not keep them, because, as I said, they were about
subjects I didn't care about from someone I didn't know. Might as
well be Nigerian Porn or whatever.
Rev.Dr. LoBotomy
He was really kissing your ass, wasn't he?
Rev.Dr. LoBotomy
I'd suppose that's his pattern. He stalks someone and then when he's
rejected or ignored he attacks them on alt.slack. He is a pathetic piece
of shit.
RevNickie
> I'm sure I've received more of these e-mails from dirka dirka but I
> definitely did not keep them, because, as I said, they were about
> subjects I didn't care about from someone I didn't know. Might as
> well be Nigerian Porn or whatever.
The only reason I kept it was because I feared it was going to lead to
stalking of some sort. It happened to me before with Bob Dean. That
was in person. Fortunately, I did not get any further e-mails, nor did
I respond to the one I got.
Stang's above examples just further prove what we have been saying all
along. Our rejection must have dealt his ego a crushing blow. It was
the last straw. Now, all he has left is his imaginary girlfriend and
his child porn writing.
-RevNickie
Toilet Peppermint Wonderland
Pathetic.
RevNickie
-RevNickie
Rev. Anna Dynamite
> Notice the bullying little shit has had nothing to say about this.
>
> -RevNickie
Oh, don't worry. I'm sure he'll be here soon enough to insult us with
his oh-so-clever playground insults.
Rev. Ivan Stang
>
> I'd suppose that's his pattern. He stalks someone and then when he's
> rejected or ignored he attacks them on alt.slack. He is a pathetic piece
> of shit.
Funny how that pattern appears over and over:
Dr. Gone
Preacher Mike
Alcandor
That Guy
That Other Guy
Bob Dean/Purple
Kevin Anderson/Doc Martian
11D Meow
The 111 Guy
Rob Cypher
All Five Deanies
The Guy That Gets on the Internet Every Xmas and owes Dr. Hal $140
(James Casey-Eddings)
Nolan Void
brt...@dangermedia.org (deceased)
Gurdjieff of Gomorrah (deceased)
Chris Punches
That Anti-Pope What's His Name Kid
Bad Monkey
That Se7enstar Guy
Schizobeck
Schwann
and I am sure there are plenty more I've forgotten for now.
Toilet Peppermint Wonderland
The "Christmas `til New Year" guy!!??!
Rev.Dr. LoBotomy
Instructions on how to be annoying.
Rev.Dr. LoBotomy
Delusions of grandeur.
Toilet Peppermint Wonderland
Oh.. you said it.. my bad.
Paul Jamison
"IMBJR" <im...@cloon.fucker> wrote in message
news:ls08h5ds03elet9l4...@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 30 Nov 2009 09:30:58 -0800 (PST), RevNickie
> <revn...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>Notice the bullying little shit has had nothing to say about this.
>
>
> ========================================
> http://www.imbjr.com
*Technically* I think you meant "he", but I think the typo is lots better.
Pisces
> Notice the bullying little shit has had nothing to say about this.
>
> -RevNickie
Before the sunsets in indio he will call you fat and/or stupid
Zapanaz
Doc Martian: Rock God
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
people who sit around making fun of rape victims probably don't do
their jobs very well, and if they've worked there for any length of
time their bosses don't do their jobs very well either. Oh geez, if I
was black I might actually be considered a crime victim and someone
might actually fill out a report right? but I'm just some crazy bitch
to make fun of ain't I? HATER!
- schizobeck, setting the record straight
:: Currently listening to Canon, 1680, by Pachelbel/funtwo (Jeong-Hyun Lim)
Zapanaz
Thunder crashed, Rev. Ivan Stang laughed madly, then wrote:
>they'll probably be
>pamphlets looseleaf rants to begin with, but maybe a few iron-on t-
>shirts as i start to build up a following.
"AS I START TO BUILD UP A FOLLOWING"!?
holy shit, he really believes that.
>p.p.s. as i indicated in the earlier newsgroup stuff, I'm looking at
>like a soft and silent opening of my high epoptship for the general
>subgenius public, keeping the original dobbs figurehead (he's good for
>sales), and continuing to use the mythology of dobbs to lure in the
>suckerinos.
And he's really serious about that High Epopt shit, too. I always
thought he just did it to be annoying. He really does think that he's
taking the church over by calling himself that.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"If you want a problem solved, you add to it until somebody solves it."
- Too Much Coffee Man
:: Currently listening to Shoganai, 2002, by King Crimson, from "Happy with what You have to be Happy with"
Rev. Ivan Stang
Like most of the kooks, he doesn't have the brainpower or the
emotional maturity to distinguish between funny and annoying -- to him
they are the same. Very much indeed like a nasty 10-year-old.
harmfulguy
It's like he keeps shitting all over himself -- Only, instead of cleaning
himself up like a real person would, he want to pull down his pants in
order to show everyone what he just "made".
Rev. Ivan Stang
> Rev. Ivan Stang hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;
> Thunder crashed, Rev. Ivan Stang laughed madly, then wrote:
>
> >they'll probably be
> >pamphlets looseleaf rants to begin with, but maybe a few iron-on t-
> >shirts as i start to build up a following.
>
> "AS I START TO BUILD UP A FOLLOWING"!?
>
> holy shit, he really believes that.
>
> >p.p.s. as i indicated in the earlier newsgroup stuff, I'm looking at
> >like a soft and silent opening of my high epoptship for the general
> >subgenius public, keeping the original dobbs figurehead (he's good for
> >sales), and continuing to use the mythology of dobbs to lure in the
> >suckerinos.
>
> And he's really serious about that High Epopt shit, too. I always
> thought he just did it to be annoying. He really does think that he's
> taking the church over by calling himself that.
>
"Purple Lite" -- also known as "Pink."
Rev. Ivan Stang
>
> -RevNickie
He's just now gotten back from changing sheets at the Super 8.
Rev. Ivan Stang
Hey that's right... he should be back again this holiday season,
yelling about how my parents, siblings and kids have disowned me,
while I am in Stang County with my parents, siblings and kids. Just
like last year and the year before. Maybe he'll also publish the phone
numbers of Dr. Hal and Philo Drummond from 15 years ago, too. And make
his annual declaration that they're all child molestors as well as
Nazis. AND also his annual declaration that he's intelligent and rich
and knows all the important people.
We sure have some UNCONVINCING kooks, I must say.
purple
> We sure have some UNCONVINCING kooks, I must say.
I agree.
The GREAT Bob Dobbs