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AssCo Assc
SubGenic personality type? Let's take a look at a current review of the newest
edition:
"The SubGenic personality paradigm dually affirms and denies itself to be
death-loving as well as one that that loves, or at least likes, life. With the
contemporary emergence of this religious, zealot-like personality we are
witnessing a new-type, almost non-human imagination, collectively and
individually at work building a collective accumulation of catharthis, anathema
to the paradoxes of this postmodern promulgation of propaganda. This
hypothesised anti-paradox, as the learned submologist Dr. Arak Araka, Phd.
(University of Rawanda 1991) [1] has written, is that the SubGenii are a
species that struggles to attain macro-maniacal power and yet is comporting
itself with micro-manic wisdom. This theory is supported by Dr. Carl Cloaxia.
Dr. Cloaxia is an "hyperactivationationist," according to the promotional blurb
on his publisher's website. This field of reasearch seeks to examine new ways
with which to turn things on fast "faster, harder, higher, louder, and with
increased thrust" [...] Stage two of the SubGenic personality paradigm is the
genito-Explosivator wherein the SubGenius aims to take on the challenges and
inconsistencies of the world, yet excels at shirking responsibilities,
forgetting old skills, and feeling aimless but generally quite satisfied. This
type is now entrusted to make non-reality a reality via audio-visual and other
senso-electrical stimulation. [2]
"There are a number of reasons why the figure "Bob" is applicable to the
current edition of Dialetical Systemic Manual and why the SubGenius response is
particularly germaine to this edition. Just as the SubGenius brings
devolutionized forces to bear on community reveling in ritualistic
head-bleeding and blood wrestling, they accentuate existential feeling in
transitional times (see Dr. Cloaxia's article, page 23), as a marginal and
marginalized figure standing outside of the ajar door -- seething secular
society -- peering in and casting a dramatic and elongated shadow toward the
viewer, awash in a sea of swirls and orbiting globes like a Steve Ditko panel
in an old superhero comic) "Bob" Dobbs and his SubGenii are in the position to
question, mock, lampoon, satirize and poo-poo the predominant moral authority
of their own personal paranoia; ripping at the rife rampants of rotten
political and corporate greed. The SubGenius, and their chronic, iconic,
clip-art anti-hero, Dobbs are therefore, is a viable and valid a religious
figure of our time...
Most of our major religious traditions have tried to be so attenuated to their
ties to the trials and triviality of a terrible triumverate of a triparate
trinity that they no longer fulfill their function of finding a fulfilling and
fastidious form; their personality is not only a partitioned panorama of the
problematic and proverbial, but one whose central role is Slack through
contact, but with, perhaps a lack of basic needs within this so-called natural
world.
Slack is something we all share today, whether we are an American indigenous
person, greedy western industrialist, nubile native waif, female Phenteramine
abuser, four-legged frolicking furry-toothed thing, winged wombat-Chimera with
the tail of a lizard, green leafed bramble or thorns and poison oak, or
fishy-finned frop sucking ass-feathered ferris wheeler. [3]
Another reason why this personality is newly listed in this edition is that we
require absurdity in dark times. We also need to make a few bucks, which is
invaribly at the expense of others. We are faced with monumental moments of
massive mobilizations and migrations, catastrophic and calamitous crisies of
clamoring kenetic contraptions, enormous exodus and encroaching extinction, a
full frontal fantasmagora of fearsome scenarios and scandalous assorded
sorditry. AIDS, SARS, wars, Global warming, the weather, winter, and wearisome
weeks upon end with wasted bags of Wonder Bread molding in the refrigerator. On
a more personal level, Dr. Arak Araka (page 130) relates the intense
illumination he experienced in the village of Santiago Ixyltacklylphikaltikal.
His SubGenic initiation, he writes, allowed him to come through the experience
with his slack, in fact, intact. [4] There is a sacred SubGenis spirit that
resides at the base of the sacrodiliac, he writes, that is sertainly more
psychedelic and certain than is expected in this situation, no matter how dire
it seems (see back cover and pages 1-3,013)."
ooOOoo
Daily Affirmation:
No matter what new depths to which my life may fall,
I may always take solace in the fact
that I will never be found refining a puppet act.
fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari.
news:20050113220108...@mb-m05.aol.com...
> What does the Dialetical Systemic Manual Vol. IV, x.27 have to say about
> the
> SubGenic personality type? Let's take a look at a current review of the
> newest
> edition:
> "The SubGenic personality paradigm dually affirms and denies itself to be
> death-loving as well as one that that loves, or at least likes, life. With
> the
> contemporary emergence of this religious, zealot-like personality we are
> witnessing a new-type, almost non-human imagination, collectively and
> individually at work building a collective accumulation of catharthis,
> anathema
> to the paradoxes of this postmodern promulgation of propaganda. This
Holy shit, I was wondering when we were finally going to cover this.
Now. If the SubGenic personality paradigm recursively silences the old
paradigm, whilst simultaneously infusing the lateral paradigm with the
essential nature of my ten year old clown corpse, I think it can be shown
that an anti-religous, yet still zealot like personality, constipated for
lack of capacitance, can likely reiterate the old type into the lateral, and
the lateral *out* of the new. A reinsurgence can therefore lack any of the
old diatribe so violentally removed via simulation and recathartic
embowelment. Ya?
KönigPrüß
First thing, I'd change it to "Wackypedia"
3D Bob
>If the SubGenic personality paradigm recursively silences the old
>paradigm, whilst simultaneously infusing the lateral paradigm with the
>essential nature of my ten year old clown corpse, I think it can be shown
>that an anti-religous, yet still zealot like personality, constipated for
>lack of capacitance, can likely reiterate the old type into the lateral, and
>the lateral *out* of the new. A reinsurgence can therefore lack any of the
>old diatribe so violentally removed via simulation and recathartic
>embowelment
A bit long for a sig.line, but pretty good otherwise.
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"We must, however, acknowledge, as it seems to me, that man with all his
noble qualities...still bears in his bodily frame the indelible stamp of
his lowly origin." - Charles Darwin
HellPope Huey
König Prüß, GfbAEV <saur...@weinerschnitzle.com> wrote:
> "fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari" wrote:
> >"AssCo Assc" <assc...@aol.comBLOWME> wrote in message
> >news:20050113220108...@mb-m05.aol.com...
> >Now. If the SubGenic personality paradigm recursively silences the old
> >paradigm, whilst simultaneously infusing the lateral paradigm with the
> >essential nature of my ten year old clown corpse, I think it can be shown
> >that an anti-religous, yet still zealot like personality, constipated for
> >lack of capacitance, can likely reiterate the old type into the lateral, and
> >the lateral *out* of the new. A reinsurgence can therefore lack any of the
> >old diatribe so violentally removed via simulation and recathartic
> >embowelment. Ya?
> >
> First thing, I'd change it to "Wackypedia"
Or else "A Definitive Overview of Monkey Turds In Borneo." Well, maybe
"Twenty Cases of Dismemberment And Their Outcomes Under British Law."
Okay, okay, I yield; I know the favorite by a factor of 20 will be
"Sexual Positions Most Favored By Martha Stewart's Neck Stump." Foreword
by goddamn Sterno, I bet.
--
HellPope Huey
"Wookie" is Mandarin Chinese for
"Big Knot On Your Privates."
"It doesn't help that they make us sleep upright.
We eat G.I. rations.
Worms are eating away at the skin of David's feet.
Its called Wormfoot. Chunks fall off."
- Bob Odenkirk
"It wasn't until I started reading and found books
they wouldn't let me read in school that I discovered
you could be insane and happy and have a good life
without being like everybody else."
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