Men are better than women
Rev. Diva Schematic
Apparently.
Rev. Tom Sane
<flamingkitt...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
> http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/forums/
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> Apparently.
That's a generalisation.
Jack Slutmuffin
God bless the sexes, and the eternal fuck-ups between them all... it's
all "Bob"'s awesome fault...
Rev. Richard Skull
<flamingkitt...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
> http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/forums/
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> Apparently.
That is the secret Gay NAMBLA pick up sit.
Zapanaz
On Wed, 20 Feb 2008 22:48:54 GMT, "Rev. Diva Schematic"
<flaming...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/forums/
>
>Apparently.
women have half the money in the world and all the pussy. (Eddie
Murphy). They are doing OK as far as I can see.
***
The world would be an even uglier and stupider place than it is
already if it weren't for women.
A friend of a friend of mine asked a Buddhist monk recently why women
live longer than men. I remember thinking if I were a monk, I would
hate getting asked questions like that. It doesn't really HAVE an
answer, does it?
The monk said something like (I don't remember the exact phrasing ...
the way it was said originally was a lot more simple than my best
ability to describe the point of it) "When men do something, they do
it to get it over with. When women do something, they put beauty and
their spirit/personality into it and try to do it in a way that's
really perfect. And so they're more alive, and so they live longer."
Like look at the way a woman will keep her home, compared to how a man
would do it. Or the way a woman dresses, compared to a man.
I remember it surprised me a little, that answer really made a lot of
sense to me. I know there is probably a correct alternate medical
answer to the same question, but personally I think the monk had a
point.
But regardless of that, it sums up my attitude about men versus women
in a lot of ways. I think (generally) men are better at some things
than women. And women are better than men at some things. The things
women are better at are generally considered less important, but by
exactly the standard the monk was talking about, of getting things
done and over with with no kind of mind or beauty to it. But my own
standards are exactly the other way around.
Those are the things I hate most about the society I live in, the
whole attitude of getting things done in the fastest, most efficient,
mindless way possible. The fast food mentality. We can watch more
completely mindless television and eat more disgusting fast food in an
hour than at any point in history! Ten thousand years of history and
that's what we've achieved for ourselves.
What Dad means by "see" of course, is "drive past at 67 miles per
hour." Dad feels it is a foolish waste of valuable vacation time to
get out of the car and actually go look at an attraction.
- Dave Barry
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Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
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David Lynch:
"I sort of go by a duck when I work on a film because if you study a duck, you'll see
certain things. You'll see a bill, and the bill is a certain texture and a certain length.
Then you'll see a head, and the features on the head are a certain texture and it's
a certain shape and it goes into the neck. The texture of the bill for instance is very
smooth and it has quite precise detail in it and it reminds you somewhat of the legs.
The legs are a little bit bigger and a little more rubbery but it's enough so that your
eye goes back and forth. Now, the body being so big, it can be softer and the texture
is not so detailed, it's just kind of a cloud. And the key to the whole duck is the eye and
where the eye is placed. And it has to be placed in the head and it's the most detailed,
and it's like a little jewel. And if it was fixed, sitting on the bill, it would be two things that
were too busy, battling, they would not do so well. And if it was sitting in the middle of the body,
it would get lost. But it's so perfectly placed to show off a jewel right in the middle of the head like that,
next to this S-curve with the bill sitting out in front, but with enough distance so that the eye is very very
very well secluded and set out. So when you're working on a film, a lot of times you can get the bill and
the legs and the body and everything, but this eye of the duck is a certain scene, this jewel, that if it's
there, it's absolutely beautiful. It's just fantastic." "Film exists because we can go and have experiences
that would be pretty dangerous or strange for us in real life. We can go into a room and walk
into a dream. If we didn't want to upset anyone, we would make films about sewing, but
even that could be dangerous. But I think finally, in a film, it is how the balance is and
the feelings are. But I think there has to be those contrasts and strong things withing a
film for the total experience."
:: Currently listening to Pithecanthropus Erectus, 1956, by Charles Mingus, from "Pithecanthropus Erectus"
revChuckKey
>
> A friend of a friend of mine asked a Buddhist monk recently why women
> live longer than men. I remember thinking if I were a monk, I would
> hate getting asked questions like that. It doesn't really HAVE an
> answer, does it?
>
Henny Youngman once said "Why do men die before their wives? Because
they WANT to".
Pataprimate Pulpiteer Jack Slutmuffin, Esq.
sexes than what pee-ple presupose as the the variations between
passive-active, and even that can get contoured in a billion ways out
of line with galactic programming (fuck the newagers for making that
term so disingenuous)... when this species finally gets whats going on
it will blow ever gasket and half of them will willingly commit
suicide just to get to the beforelives. The rest will fare worse but
better. It's like bush gardens, but I won't tell you how. I have been
brought to this point by indescribable essences that tug at my nuts
like fingers. I won't care further. Frankly neither "man" nor "woman"
mean jack-shit, guess what buddies/lasses you got ye selves a total
free for all. And what do I want? i won't tell you, let your twisted
imaginations create that particualar perversion. I am the nothing, the
nobody, the lost soul forgotten by everbody but his bloodrelations, i
am piss, shit and vinagaer, I am dead I am dying and I will soon
expire, but hahahaha I can't die.... fucke yu or kil muah... this time
around i might just fuck you... thanx freidrich
scalpod
<flamingkitt...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
> http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/forums/
>
> Apparently.
They're not nearly as hot though. So either they're defective or I am?
What are the odds? I mean, really?
nenslo
"Rev. Diva Schematic" <flaming...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
> http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/forums/
>
> Apparently.
Not at growing tits. Chick tits totally rule over dude tits.
Zapanaz
pervert.
nenslo looks at girls' CHESTS.
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Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
--Groucho Marx
:: Currently listening to Concierto de Aranjuez - 1. Allegro con spirito, 1939, by Rodrigo, from "Concierto de Aranjuez/Fantasia para un gentilhombre"
the Nameless Void
<flamingkitt...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
> http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/forums/
>
> Apparently.
That's sooo gay.
Rev Dr Feit C Taj
news:cIudnUuxhokCgyDa...@zhonka.net:
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> On Wed, 20 Feb 2008 22:07:04 -0500, nenslo <nen...@hahoo.com> wrote:
>
>>In article <q72vj.135160$3m6....@fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk>,
>> "Rev. Diva Schematic" <flaming...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/forums/
>>>
>>> Apparently.
>>
>>Not at growing tits. Chick tits totally rule over dude tits.
>
> pervert.
>
>
>
> nenslo looks at girls' CHESTS.
>
>
>
You'd rather he looked at yours?
--
Rev Dr Feit C Taj
My Inner Spoiled Child
http://www.cafepress.com/feitctaj
Are you ready for the rapture? Oh well....
Zapanaz
On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 02:57:49 GMT, Rev Dr Feit C Taj
<ten.nozirev@jatctief> wrote:
>> nenslo looks at girls' CHESTS.
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>>
>>
>
>You'd rather he looked at yours?
NO but at least that wouldn't be GAY
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Be a mere assistant to your unconscious. Do only half the work. The rest will do itself.
- Cocteau
:: Currently listening to Marhabat, 2000, by Nour Eddine, from "The Music of Morocco"
Jackpot Julian Jubilee
> On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 02:57:49 GMT, Rev Dr Feit C Taj
>
> <ten.nozirev@jatctief> wrote:
> >> nenslo looks at girls' CHESTS.
>
> >You'd rather he looked at yours?
>
> NO but at least that wouldn't be GAY
>
> --
> Zapanaz
> International Satanic Conspiracy
> Be a mere assistant to your unconscious. Do only half the work. The rest will do itself.
> - Cocteau
>
> :: Currently listening to Marhabat, 2000, by Nour Eddine, from "The Music of Morocco"
okey dokey i'm gonna ask full the full subgenius line on sexuality
cause mine is damned xperi-MENTAL and nothing i've done in the flesh
realm HAS been WRONG, so NOTHING seems to be bad according to those
perscriptures, what else ye gonna ask of a fucking avatar! ANSWEAR NOW!
Zapanaz
whaa?
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Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
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If I smoke too much weed I turn into a Pink Floyd instrumental
- Anonymous
:: Currently listening to River Deep Mountain High, 1966, by Ike Turner/Tina Turner, from "All The Best"
Jackpot Julian Jubilee
> On Thu, 21 Feb 2008 20:25:32 -0800 (PST), Jackpot Julian Jubilee
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> <zevillkaa...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >On Feb 21, 11:22 pm, Zapanaz <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote:
> >> On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 02:57:49 GMT, Rev Dr Feit C Taj
>
> >> <ten.nozirev@jatctief> wrote:
> >> >> nenslo looks at girls' CHESTS.
>
> >> >You'd rather he looked at yours?
>
> >> NO but at least that wouldn't be GAY
>
> >> --
> >> Zapanaz
> >> International Satanic Conspiracy
> >> Customer Support Specialisthttp://joecosby.com/
> >> Be a mere assistant to your unconscious. Do only half the work. The rest will do itself.
> >> - Cocteau
>
> >> :: Currently listening to Marhabat, 2000, by Nour Eddine, from "The Music of Morocco"
>
> >okey dokey i'm gonna ask full the full subgenius line on sexuality
> >cause mine is damned xperi-MENTAL and nothing i've done in the flesh
> >realm HAS been WRONG, so NOTHING seems to be bad according to those
> >perscriptures, what else ye gonna ask of a fucking avatar! ANSWEAR NOW!
>
> whaa?
>
> --
> Zapanaz
> International Satanic Conspiracy
> If I smoke too much weed I turn into a Pink Floyd instrumental
>
> - Anonymous
>
>
> - Show quoted text -
confuzing aint' it? you probably never thaught dat "Bob" would create
scuch a freek as for you to say "whaa"... well he did amonst the lost
testicles tink aboot it... hahahahahahahhahhahahahahaha.... i'm the
devil it's for sure