God Damn!!
Popess Pantiara Evokovitch
and been so repulsed I wanted to retch! And I just brushed my teeth!
It's time for the dreaded salt water gargle. Unless it's halitosis,
then I'll just breathe in everyone's faces.
Why do I feel like this is something Mr Sistar can relate to? (Not
saying your breath stinks or anything...)
Tater Gumfries
wrote:
Tater makes him a potion of 1/2 concentrated chlorophyll liquid and
1/2 pure peppermint oil. It'll clean up that stink in a New York
minute.
Tater
Jared
wrote:
Try brushing your tongue. Somewhere I read that it was a good idea if
brushing your teeth doesn't leave your breath smelling fresh. When I
started doing it, I expected the taste of toothpaste to be very
unpleasant, but it doesn't bother me at all now.
Chain Smerker
"Popess Pantiara Evokovitch" <pant...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:0b2ee07a-5785-42fc...@34g2000yqp.googlegroups.com...
Most of the time it aint your mouth. Its your stomach. Eat some fibre,
fruit that kind of stuff to clear out the passage ways.
John Cook
This is true.
The romans used special tongue scrapers.
Bit hard on the gag reflex though.
--
John Cook
Reality is not Democratic
iDRMRSR the Reclined Mastar
> saying your breath stinks or anything...)
You're right! Bodaly smells always interest me, especially the bad ones,
their origins, and varias ways of getting rid of them.
FWIW, I've been holding this information back from alt.slack until now, when
the subject of odor has come up.
The oldar I get, the less my farts smell. It's true. I can't account for
it, but they've gone from smoldaring rubbar smell to something less than
cheddar cheese in the past two years.
I'm almoast at the blissful point of being abal to fart in public, as long
as I manage to camouflage the noise, without repercussian.
See what you have to look forward to in old age!
[*]
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Rev. Back It On Up 13
wrote:
Aw, chin up, big guy! Maybe your sense of smell is just failing!
After years of working with formaldehyde and other excellent
chemicals, Sifu has virtually no sense of smell. This puts him at a
distinct advantage over me when the weiner dog has received numerous
treats of cheese from his well meaning grandmother.
Zapanaz
<evie...@aol.com> wrote:
>On Jan 6, 1:20锟絧m, "iDRMRSR the Reclined Mastar" <idrm...@myspace.com>
>wrote:
>> You're right! 锟紹odaly smells always interest me, especially the bad ones,
>> their origins, and varias ways of getting rid of them.
>>
>> FWIW, I've been holding this information back from alt.slack until now, when
>> the subject of odor has come up.
>>
>> The oldar I get, the less my farts smell. 锟絀t's true. 锟絀 can't account for
>> it, but they've gone from smoldaring rubbar smell to something less than
>> cheddar cheese in the past two years.
>>
>> I'm almoast at the blissful point of being abal to fart in public, as long
>> as I manage to camouflage the noise, without repercussian.
>>
>> See what you have to look forward to in old age!
>>
>> [*]
>> -----
>
>Aw, chin up, big guy! Maybe your sense of smell is just failing!
I have this mental image of mister sister, standing in a crowded
elevator and blissfully letting rip one silent but deadly fart after
another, grinning from ear to ear because he thinks nobody else can
smell them, while everybody else in the elevator are trying not to gag
and too polite to say anything.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
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I think the destiny of all men is not to sit in the rubble of their
own making but to reach out for an ultimate perfection which is to be
had. At the moment, it is a dream. But as of the moment we clasp hands
with our neighbor, we build the first span to bridge the gap between
the young and the old. At this hour, it s a wish. But we have it
within our power to make it a reality. If you want to prove that God
is not dead, first prove that man is alive.
- Rod Serling
:: Currently listening to String Quartet in B flat major "Sunrise" - Adagio, 1797, by Haydn, from "Haydn String Quartets - Amadeus Quartet"
phy
news:Hc-dneldVIofSdnW...@giganews.com:
> The oldar I get, the less my farts smell. It's true. I can't account
> for it, but they've gone from smoldaring rubbar smell to something
> less than cheddar cheese in the past two years.
You lie! I think the farts that have been hovering around your house have
broken your nose holes.
-phy