What's the difference between Bush and a can of tuna?
Rajah of the Orange Groves
2) A can of tuna is less fishy.
3) A can of tuna can be purchased by someone on social assistance if
it is dented, while to buy a President you need to have some major
cash.
4) A can of tuna probably killed fewer dolphins.
5) You can't stack up Presidents in the canned good aisles in the
shape of a pyramid (tho it would be fun to try).
6) A can of tuna has *way* more Slack.
7) Bodybuilders eat lots of canned tuna.
8) A can of tuna never did cocaine.
9) A can of tuna probably couldn't escape the draft as easily as
Dubyah.
10) Nobody wants a "dubyahmelt on rye".
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Joe Cosby
the Orange Groves) wrote:
>10) Nobody wants a "dubyahmelt on rye".
D'OH!
Another subtle threat at the life of the President. I urge you to
turn yourself in to the Homeland Security Office, FOR YOUR OWN SAKE.
Cause I know deep down, you WANT to be good!
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Reverend DJ Epoch
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> 11) The can of tuna smells better than Mrs. Bush's "thingie."
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12) The can of tuna won't send your sons and daughters off to war.
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