And the best part is that you don't have to wait for them
to bring the dead bodies to you!
Just go out and get bodies, we don't care where, and
AUTOPSY them sumbitches! You get to keep whatever is in
their wallet or purse as well.
And if you want, you can even have SEX with 'em!
--
Be Sure To Visit the 'SubGenius Reverend' Blog:
http://slackoff.blogspot.com/
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"Fuck off! It’s enough that I have to see you
shit-kickers every day, I’m not going to talk
to you too! Just do your Goddamn job and keep
your mouth shut. Get the fuck out of my way!
Get out of my face! Stay the fuck back, stay
the fuck away from me! Don’t come within ten
yards of me, or else! Just fucking do as I say,
okay?”
-- Hillary Clinton, to her Secret Service
detail
Now we've swung from vocation to hobby again.
--
HellPope Huey
There's a fine line between an attitude problem
and thinking clearly
and I'm laying right on it
There is no safety in numbers,
or in anything else.
~ James Thurber
Announcer: "And the winner is, #3 in a quantum finish!"
Prof. Farnsworth: "No fair!
You changed the outcome by measuring it!"
~ "Futurama"
back in 2004, the Local paper here in Dover ran this ad in the Help
Wanted: Mortuary Affairs worker. Part Time as needed. Duties. Cleaning
and sanitising shipping containers for human remains. Apply Carson
Mortuary Center, Dover AFB.