In the USA

[Bradley Robertson]

The turkey is in the oven. . . and the rolls are made, along with the
two pumpkin pies.

Smelling good down here.

B

[Bradley Robertson]

Well,its left-overs now for the next three days.

B

[deadfloyd]

Starting to smell up here too. Some of the stores are importing the
"Black Friday" deal up here. Look, I am happy with U.S. television,
Isn't that enough?

terry

[Bradley Robertson]

>
> Starting to smell up here too. Some of the stores are importing the
> "Black Friday" deal up here. Look, I am happy with U.S. television,
> Isn't that enough?
>
> terry

When Black Friday sales start on Thursday, I draw the line. Capitalism
is all well and good, but to start Christmas sales before I have eaten
my turkey dinner is beyond the pail (water bucket) or is it pale (like
in pale face)?

B

[deadfloyd]

I think it's pale, but I can't prove it. Anyways, the Cdn version of
Black Friday was a pale imitation of the U.S. version according to M.
Morrison who took some time from her home slaughter business to check
it out.

Terry

[Bradley Robertson]

her home slaughter business to check
> it out.
>
> Terry

Chickens? I saw a chicken plucker for sale on Craigslist last week.
And from the picture, I can assure you he wasn't from south of the border.

B

[deadfloyd]

In this case, is chicken-plucker an euphism for pedophile?

M. Morrison doesn't do chickens. She handles cattle tho' we do have
some problems integrating the operation with the hoarde.

Terry

[Bradley Robertson]

>
> In this case, is chicken-plucker an euphism for pedophile?

I don't know how your devilish mind made the jump from slaughter
business - chickens - plucker to pedophile, but no, this was a real
mechanical machine for sale. (However, I must say that I had never seen
a mechanical machine that could pluck a fowl. And when the word
chicken-plucker comes to mind, I see some fat old Mexican woman doing
the deed.)

I recall seeing my first chicken slaughter as a young boy. I was
visiting Grandma and Grandpa, when Grandma says to my young Uncle
Richard, "Get the old red rooster, we will have him for Sunday dinner."
Where upon Richard took the red rooster to the chopping block and
summarily cut his head off. The rooster flow/ran around with out his
head for a while with blood spouting from his neck. I think Richard
enjoyed swinging the hatchet. He later became Evangelical.

>
> M. Morrison doesn't do chickens. She handles cattle tho' we do have
> some problems integrating the operation with the hoarde.
>
> Terry

can you expand?

B

[deadfloyd]

On Nov 27, 11:20 am, Bradley Robertson <b...@whidbey.com> wrote:
> > In this case, is chicken-plucker an euphism for pedophile?
>
> I don't know how your devilish mind made the jump from slaughter
> business - chickens - plucker to pedophile, but no, this was a real
> mechanical machine for sale.  (However, I must say that I had never seen
> a mechanical machine that could pluck a fowl.  And when the word
> chicken-plucker comes to mind, I see some fat old Mexican woman doing
> the deed.)
>

Chicken is code for child in the pedophile business, plus you
mentioned a Craig's List ad which has a certain reputation for
advertising services of a carnal nature.

> I recall seeing my first chicken slaughter as a young boy.  I was
> visiting Grandma and Grandpa, when Grandma says to my young Uncle
> Richard, "Get the old red rooster, we will have him for Sunday dinner."
>   Where upon Richard took the red rooster to the chopping block and
> summarily cut his head off.  The rooster flow/ran around with out his
> head for a while with blood spouting from his neck.  I think Richard
> enjoyed swinging the hatchet.  He later became Evangelical.
>

I have practically the same memory from my grandmother's farm tho' I
did not have an evangelical Richard.

>
> > M. Morrison doesn't do chickens. She handles cattle tho' we do have
> > some problems integrating the operation with the hoarde.
>
> > Terry
>
> can you expand?
>
> B

Yes I can expand, deflate, do a lot of things tho' not always
according to my desire and not solidly, firmly so. I did not have any
consistent results with Viagara but I still play almost constantly
with myself, desperate for that magic moment. I am sometimes able to
ejaculate but without orgasm. Does that answer your question, or did
you mean how do we get the cattle to climb over the hoard of stuff in
the house in order to slaughter them?

Terry

[Bradley Robertson]

Does that answer your question, or did
> you mean how do we get the cattle to climb over the hoard of stuff in
> the house in order to slaughter them?
>
> Terry

I think you need a consultation with Temple Grandin.

B

[deadfloyd]

I had to google her. M. Morrison does not believe in humanity beyond a
hammer when it comes to slaughter.

T/F

[Bradley Robertson]

M. Morrison does not believe in humanity beyond a
> hammer when it comes to slaughter.
>
> T/F

I guess you know how that will work out for you. I am hoping for
Hemlock for myself.

B

[deadfloyd]

I dub thee Socrates.

Floyd