What are the 3 things you can't give to an Aborigine?
1. A white Face.
2. Straight Hair.
3. A Job.
Accent: usa
What are the 3 things you can't give to a Nigger?
1. A Black Eye.
2. A Fat Lip.
3. A Job.
oh, by the way - tell you're mama I'm having someone else over tonite.
just though I'd try a slut over $5/blowjob for a change.
cheers,
ravi...
ps : is your mum ever going to get her dentures tightened ?
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>What a brave warrior you are, posting racist jokes anonymously.
>God, I admire you.
>A. Mathis
Boy I wish I'd thought of that one !!
Val
What are 3 things white trash can't get?
1) Enough cheap beer
2) A girlfriend over the legal age
3) Enough banjo music and good dentures
The south is as dead as your redneck grandfather's dick. Time to wake up
and smell the 90's Joe Bob, Billy Joe, or whatever you like to be called.
By the way, I *am* white.
Q. What's got two black eyes and fucks Abo's?
A. A double-barrelled shotgun...
Add the coon joke of your choice here:
Jokes about race (Aboriginal), sex (women) etc can be considered harassment and
you can end up in court.
It doesn't matter that it is a 'jokes' forum.
One shouldn't have to be a 'brave warrior' to post a joke but the fact is one does
have to be.
In article <4dg817$k...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, fres...@aol.com (Fresh816) writes:
|> What a brave warrior you are, posting racist jokes anonymously.
|>
|> God, I admire you.
|>
|> A. Mathis
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: I can't believe that so many people get all uptight over this.
: It's a JOKE it's meant to be funny.. Now i'm not racist i have friends of all
: differen't creeds and cultures but i still found one of the jokes humerous.
: I mean even when i was 8years old there were Irish Jokes, and then Blond
: jokes, Abo jokes... If we can't laugh at ourselves, then we just can't laugh.
: Wake up and enjoy life, stop taking things so personally.
: Sly!
Couldnt agree more.
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: One must post some jikes anonymously else one can find oneself on trouble with the
: discriminatory anti-discrimination laws.
So fucking what.
: Jokes about race (Aboriginal), sex (women) etc can be considered harassment and
: you can end up in court.
So any form of humour that deals with abo's or wimmin is banned heh?
What about kikes, slopes, wogs, spicks, paddies, seppos or pommies.
: It doesn't matter that it is a 'jokes' forum.
: One shouldn't have to be a 'brave warrior' to post a joke but the fact is one does
: have to be.
So this is what the society wants to become. Disgusting.
"What's the difference between your dog whinging at the
back door, and your missus whinging at the front door...
The bitch at the backdoor generally shuts up when you let
it in the house"
: In article <4dg817$k...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, fres...@aol.com (Fresh816) writes:
: |> What a brave warrior you are, posting racist jokes anonymously.
: |>
: |> God, I admire you.
: |>
: |> A. Mathis
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: | mh...@solar.profs.unsw.edu.au | do the experiment only once." |
: +-------------------------------+------------------------------------+
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: +-------------------------------+------------------------------------+
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: | Dept of Professional Studies | only two points." |
: | University Of New South Wales | "If reproducibility is a problem |
And do try to get someone to explain how .sigs work
before you come in here again. Fucking idiot.
And what is a Department of Professional Studies anyway? Is
that like secretary school?
Mark.
but "niger", from which "negroe" and thus "nigger" comes from, is
latin and means "black".
Oh! I didn't know my girlfrient saw that black person over me. How kinky.
You are a joke - calling yourself Edward Van Halen...
eB
>nob...@flame.alias.net (Anonymous) wrote:What are the three things you
>can't give to "anonymous"?
>Intelligence
>a Conscience
>a LIFE!
Right on, Meg!
: > nob...@flame.alias.net (Anonymous) wrote:What are the three things you
: > can't give to "anonymous"?
: >
: > Intelligence
: >
: > a Conscience
: >
: > a LIFE!
: I want to hear the joke. I like racialist jokes.
That's 'racist' my dear little world leader.
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You are a fucking joke.
X-posts trimmed, I wish all these insignificant cunts
would stop giving us the gift of international mirth :-(
Retarded cunt.
Mark.
See, what we have here is, either a retarded newbie, who can not
configure his mailer to (f)ollow-up correctly, or some smart-arse
sheep shagger who wants to change a thread intention (for some bizarre
reason).
: >
: >Michael HART (mh...@solar.csd.unsw.OZ.AU) wrote:
: >
: >: One must post some jikes anonymously else one can find oneself on trouble with the
: >: discriminatory anti-discrimination laws.
: >
This ^^^ is not me...
: >So fucking what.
That ^^^ was me.
: >
: >: Jokes about race (Aboriginal), sex (women) etc can be considered harassment and
: >: you can end up in court.
Again, not me...
: Look mate, fuck off. Your politically correct bullshit isn't appreciated around here,
: OK.
This dickhead.
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Try harder you stupid cunt.
Mark.
>One must post some jikes anonymously else one can find oneself on trouble with the
>discriminatory anti-discrimination laws.
>Jokes about race (Aboriginal), sex (women) etc can be considered harassment and
>you can end up in court.
>It doesn't matter that it is a 'jokes' forum.
>One shouldn't have to be a 'brave warrior' to post a joke but the fact is one does
>have to be.
>In article <4dg817$k...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, fres...@aol.com (Fresh816) writes:
>|> What a brave warrior you are, posting racist jokes anonymously.
>|>
>|> God, I admire you.
>|>
>|> A. Mathis
By "brave warrior", I presume these people mean 'bellicose prick'.
Tom Osborn - who acknowledges that people who 'stir possum' *almost*
*always* have a hidden agenda (and a really fucked up psyche).
>
> By "brave warrior", I presume these people mean 'bellicose prick'.
>
> Tom Osborn - who acknowledges that people who 'stir possum' *almost*
> *always* have a hidden agenda (and a really fucked up psyche).
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This guy is an idiot....okay..he usees the name Edward Van Halen..yes I
know who he is...
BUT if you are a racist...then why in the hell are you using someones
name that his half-Japanese... or does he not count.
FUCK YOU...yes you
: well well well. a queer in our midst
New here, aren't you? ;)
Mark
->> Good heavens no, he just likes his vice versa-
I didn't know EVH was half japanese.
>Niether does he probably.
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>>
>>
>>
>>On Mon, 22 Jan 1996, Edward Van Halen wrote:
>>
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>>This guy is an idiot....okay..he usees the name Edward Van Halen..yes I
>>know who he is...
>>
>>BUT if you are a racist...then why in the hell are you using someones
>>name that his half-Japanese... or does he not count.
>>FUCK YOU...yes you
EVH ALf Japanese?????? GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!! He is dutch!
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Mr. Pink
Eddie Van Halen is from Holland. I REPEAT- HE IS FROM HOLLAND. That's
why I use his name as an alias. If he were japanese, he would NOT be the
premiere guitar player in the world, he would perhaps be the premiere koto
player. So, I'll say it again, EDDIE VAN HALEN IS FROM HOLLAND. Oh ,and
go fuck yourself. I REPEAT, GO FUCK YOURSELF.
This could well be one of the stupidest remarks I've seen today,
even after reading the alt.fan.oj-simpson group. I'll read onward
in this thread. Maybe someone can top it.
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> I have a question: National Socialists are Nazis, right?
Nazi are racists, right? Japanese people are Asians, right?
Asians are not white, right? So why in Hell did Nazi Germany
ally with the Japanese in World War II?
Curious
Alliance of convenience I think.
They both wanted to defeat Britain & France.
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>> >>name that his half-Japanese... or does he not count.
>> >>FUCK YOU...yes you
>>
>> EVH ALf Japanese?????? GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!! He is dutch!
>>
>> ---------------
>> Mr. Pink
>
>Eddie Van Halen is from Holland. I REPEAT- HE IS FROM HOLLAND. That's
>why I use his name as an alias. If he were japanese, he would NOT be the
>premiere guitar player in the world, he would perhaps be the premiere koto
>player. So, I'll say it again, EDDIE VAN HALEN IS FROM HOLLAND. Oh ,and
>go fuck yourself. I REPEAT, GO FUCK YOURSELF.
>
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I'v got three words for the lucidity of this fucking argument: Yo Yo Ma.
Jim Dugan
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>In article <tap5150-0902...@dialupa.keytech.com>, tap...@keytech.com (Edward Van Halen) says:
>
>>________________________________
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>> I have a question: National Socialists are Nazis, right?
>Nazi are racists, right? Japanese people are Asians, right?
>Asians are not white, right? So why in Hell did Nazi Germany
>ally with the Japanese in World War II?
>
>Curious
The Japanese had an ongoing conflict with the Russians. Each side
(German and Japanese) hoped the other would distract the Russians. As
it turned out, Hitler was badly snookered by the crafty Japanese on
his way to getting his butt stomped by the inferior Slav. Hitler
distracted the European powers with major colonial holdings in
Asia(Br, Fr, Dutch), forever overthrowing white domination of Asia and
India, while easing the way for Japanese conquests. The Japanese
declined to go to war with Russia when Hitler attacked the USSR,
figuring they would look to securing the oil and other resources they
needed before going against Russia. Hitler also stupidly declared
war on the USA after Pearl Harbor, getting Roosevelt and Churchill
over a big hurdle, and "cleverly" distracting the American Juggernaut
from applying its full power to Japan. In return for all this, Hitler
got essentially nothing, except some distraction to the British, who
couldn't really hurt Germany by themselves, anyway. Such a genius,
the man was!
To summarize, Hitler wanted the Japanese to join him in attacking
their mutual foe Russia. Instead, they helped him to add the USA to
his already full list of enemies and did nothing of consequence
against the USSR.
Hitler did more than any single man in the world's history to kill
large numbers of white people and undermine their political, economic,
military and moral position around the world, which is why he is held
in such high regard by moronic white traitors to the 'white race'.
(The preceeding sentence requires a working sarcasm detector with the
power setting to ON. Do not attempt to process without a functioning
sarcasm detector)
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Give a man a piece of land, and quite soon his descendants
will be slitting each others throats for it. Teach an man to
live in space, instead, and his descendants will fill up the
Universe.
Not sure about the lineage of EVH (the real one), but I if someone is
thinking of a half-japanese guitarist, you might be thinking of
Jake-E-Lee (Jake Lou Williams ???) who was with Ozzy Ozbourne yonks ago,
and last I heard was with a band called Badlands.
Sam
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: > I have a question: National Socialists are Nazis, right?
: Nazi are racists, right? Japanese people are Asians, right?
: Asians are not white, right? So why in Hell did Nazi Germany
: ally with the Japanese in World War II?
He was using them, and for some reason, the Japanese thought if they
helped him out, they'd be saved in the NWO.
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And you are obviously mentally challenged. Learn how to spell and
punctuate...
eB
Why would they not? Nazi's are not necessarily against all non-whites or
other non-Germanic ethnicities. At least not at that time. It was beneficial
for Germany to ally themselves with Japan, so they did. National Socialism
and corporatism is concerned with the growth and preservation of the own
nation state no matter what the consequences of costs are.
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Det skall stavas "Swede" din javla idiot...
eB
>Eddie Van Halen is from Holland. I REPEAT- HE IS FROM HOLLAND. That's
>why I use his name as an alias. If he were japanese, he would NOT be the
>premiere guitar player in the world, he would perhaps be the premiere koto
>player. So, I'll say it again, EDDIE VAN HALEN IS FROM HOLLAND. Oh ,and
>go fuck yourself. I REPEAT, GO FUCK YOURSELF.
No way, buddy! Eddie Van Halen is black! When he was a youth
he had an accident with a reverse-polarised UV emitter, which
gave his skin the sickly pale hue that we know today.
I think his grandfather might have been japanese though.
regards,
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That's why him and his 15-year old buddies always take on guys 6 to 1.
Right, bootboy?
A skinhead who fights alone is a DEAD skinhead.
: >Eddie Van Halen is from Holland. I REPEAT- HE IS FROM HOLLAND. That's
: >why I use his name as an alias. If he were japanese, he would NOT be the
: >premiere guitar player in the world, he would perhaps be the premiere koto
: >player. So, I'll say it again, EDDIE VAN HALEN IS FROM HOLLAND. Oh ,and
: >go fuck yourself. I REPEAT, GO FUCK YOURSELF.
: No way, buddy! Eddie Van Halen is black! When he was a youth
: he had an accident with a reverse-polarised UV emitter, which
: gave his skin the sickly pale hue that we know today.
: I think his grandfather might have been japanese though.
You're all wrong. Eddie Van Halen is actually Indian. The sickly pale
hue is due to a very poor vegetarian diet.
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And that's so hurtful coming from some mongloid who can't spell or
punctuate. Sod off...
---Kali Holloway
That't "didn't" Tuthmosis...! Besides, you know damn well he can't watch TV
right - inbreeding often results in severe cases of cross eyed freaks!!
eB
an INUIT!
Jeez.
> > >> > You fool , learn punctuation and how to spell .
Why dont you go back and finnish watching WWF wrestling with
> > Paa and cousin/brother duke-boy .
> > Tuthmosis III
> Learn how to spell huh?? since when was completing something the same as
a native of Finland... Finnish?? Best to make sure you can spell before
criticising others..
Obviously a troll from a demented seppo...
: You fool^ ,
: ^ learn punctuation and how to spell^ .
Some grammer would be nice as well.
:^ Racially challenged^ ,
: maybe^^ . But it seems that you are mentally challenged and disabled
. How
: old are you^ , ^4 ? Did'n^t your daddy teach you better than to use
racial
: epithets^ ? Why dont you go back and !finnish! watching WWF wrestling
with : Paa and cousin/brother duke-boy .
: Tuthmosis III
Well, for a retard, you have a very good grasp of written English. I
would suggest however, that a spelling and punctuation flame be
better constructed. It's probably not your fault.
Mark.
ofcourse he's from Holland you dummass!!!!
>You fool , learn punctuation and how to spell . Racially challenged ,
>maybe . But it seems that you are mentally challenged and disabled
>. How old are you , 4 ? Did'nt your daddy teach you better than to
>use racial epithets ? Why dont you go back and finnish watching WWF
^^^^^^^
>wrestling with Paa and cousin/brother duke-boy .
>Tuthmosis III
So what do you have against Scandanavians (or Finns in particular)?
Or do you have trouble spelling? And what is with the space between
the last letter of any given "sentence" you write and the
sentence-ending punctuation? Or before and after any comma you use?
Do you think that your punctuation is so important that it stands on
its own? Or did you have trouble learning punctuation as well?
Objoke:
Raymond Hill Dickerson III, of 204 W. Linn St., Bellefonte, PA 16823,
who is better known as Tuthmosis III, the groveling descendent of the
last slave of the last Pharoh of Egypt, was moving up in the world: he
was now selling hotdogs at the Pennsylvania Stat University basketball
games!
One particular game, dim-witted Tuthmosis III was stumbling about in
the upper portion of the stands. He would give people their hotdogs,
and then make sure they got the proper amount of change for a $20
(when they had paid him with a $5). Well as he went about his
business (and as you can imagine, it was booming) some saucer-lips
about 15 rows down stood up, turned around and shouted "Hey Tyrone,
down here!" Well, ol' Tuth III looked around angrily, trying to
determine who had yelled. Not discovering the source, he continued
selling hotdogs (but he was running out of change even faster than he
was running out of hot dogs).
Not two minutes later, the saucer-lips was at it again: "Hey Tyrone,
down here!" Tuth III, spun around, furious, but still he could not
ascertain the origin of the yell. Tuth III determined to find this
guy the next time he shouted, so he stopped selling the hotdogs (much
to the dismay of all the enterprizing fans in the area) sat down on
the steps and waited.
About two minutes later, Tuth III's patience was rewarded, for he saw
with his own eyes when the saucer-lips popped up, yelling the now
familiar "Hey Tyrone, down here!"
"Damn you ! " Tuthmosis III shouted, making sure to put plenty of
space between his words and the exclamation point, "Stop calling me
Tyrone ! ! ! ! "
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>In article <4fp4jp$2...@mulga.cs.mu.OZ.AU>, <fra...@munta.cs.mu.OZ.AU>
writes:
>> Path:
>
>
He does have a NIPPISH look about him!!
The intriguing thing about this question is that it manages to be
mildly interesting while being totally meaningless. It's possible
that I have been mistaken for someone else...?
Ordinarily, spelling flames are a bit of a waste of time, but
when someone can't spell "'", he's in some deep shit.
That's hilarious.
> It`s not Nigger be politically correct Racialy Challenge is much nicer.
>
>
>
>
>
You are mentally challenged.
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> Ronan Bryan wrote:
> >
> > It`s not Nigger be politically correct Racialy Challenge is much nicer.
>
> And you are obviously mentally challenged. Learn how to spell and
> punctuate...
Sounds like a joke to me. I laughed.
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Sounds like to me a good enough reason not to fight alone...
>Tuthmosis III wrote:
>>
>> Ronan Bryan <ron...@iol.ie> wrote:
>> > It`s not Nigger be politically correct Racialy Challenge is much nicer.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> You fool , learn punctuation and how to spell . Racially challenged ,
>> maybe . But it seems that you are mentally challenged and disabled . How
>> old are you , 4 ? Did'nt your daddy teach you better than to use racial
>> epithets ? Why dont you go back and finnish watching WWF wrestling with
>> Paa and cousin/brother duke-boy .
>> Tuthmosis III
>That't "didn't" Tuthmosis...! Besides, you know damn well he can't watch TV
>right - inbreeding often results in severe cases of cross eyed freaks!!
>eB
> If you're going to flame somebody regarding spelling and punctuation, get it
>right fool: did'nt?; finnish?
Well, Michelle, I'm sure that everyone who read my post knew what I meant
by the above statement, since I don't go aroung making racial slurs
terribly often. Should I never say that I got "jipped" since the term
was initially used in reference to gypsies? Or maybe I should never say
that someone "welshed" on a bet, since Welsh people would be in an
uproar. Come on Michelle---I'm all for respecting everyone but there's
a level it just shouldn't go to...
---Kali Holloway
So did I.
>Not sure about the lineage of EVH (the real one), but I if someone is
>thinking of a half-japanese guitarist, you might be thinking of
>Jake-E-Lee (Jake Lou Williams ???) who was with Ozzy Ozbourne yonks ago,
>and last I heard was with a band called Badlands.
>
>Sam
>
>
>
Last you heard must have been about ten years ago, because Jake E. Lee
has been dead for about that long.
Naahh, it's "American of African Aboriginal Descent". That way, the word
abo can be applied to them by Aussies and Aussie wannabes. :) My phrase I
developed is now a GNU product for the human mind, reguardless of colour
of the user's skin.
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: Det skall stavas "Swede" din javla idiot...
Put another Abo on the Barbie, mate!
Bork bork bork!
: Obviously a troll from a demented seppo...
Actually, unless it's a forgery, it's a troll from a demented Irishman
who's has had too many schooners of piss.
Have you heard of John Howard Griffin, the bloke who bribed a
dermatologist in 1955 to play abo? Read "Black Like Me" and see for
yourself, biracial. Now, what colour mode are you in right now? Are you
at the moment white, black, brown, yellow, or what? As that bloke proves,
colour is potentially user-definable.
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I heard he was from America, the same place millions of black people choose
to live as you and I do.
You certainly are a big fan of mastubation.
You might be happier in Sweden where Socialism is popular. From you signature
it looks like that's what you're after. I think America is more of a
democracy/republic.
Jacob
>MrPink@The wrote:
>>EVH ALf Japanese?????? GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!! He is dutch!
>>
>>---------------
>>Mr. Pink
>>
<Sam's messeage cut>
>Sam
Hi, fellow newsgroup users. If you think 'GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!' is a
bit rude in this case (Calling EVH half Japanese, when he is fully
Dutch), you should have seen who uses the name as an alias. Some
racist Arian Nation (or something) dude. And I don't mean racist
because he posts funny blacks jokes I mean the nazi-type racist.
To prove my point that skinheads (not the friendly ska listening
SAR-skins) have more hair than brains I'll quote the guys reply:
>EVH Dutch? go Fuck YOURSELF!! He is from Holland! HOLLAND!!!
Is Holland in Japan? In what country do Dutch peole live? In
Dutchland? I
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> In article <312119...@scott.net> evil Beavis <ste...@scott.net> writes:
> >From: evil Beavis <ste...@scott.net>
> >Subject: Re: Abo Joke and Nigger Joke
> >Date: Tue, 13 Feb 1996 17:06:57 -0600
>
> >Tuthmosis III wrote:
> >>
> >> Ronan Bryan <ron...@iol.ie> wrote:
> >> > It`s not Nigger be politically correct Racialy Challenge is much nicer.
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> You fool , learn punctuation and how to spell . Racially challenged ,
> >> maybe . But it seems that you are mentally challenged and disabled . How
> >> old are you , 4 ? Did'nt your daddy teach you better than to use racial
> >> epithets ? Why dont you go back and finnish watching WWF wrestling with
> >> Paa and cousin/brother duke-boy .
> >> Tuthmosis III
>
>
> >That't "didn't" Tuthmosis...! Besides, you know damn well he can't watch TV
> >right - inbreeding often results in severe cases of cross eyed freaks!!
>
> >eB
>
> > If you're going to flame somebody regarding spelling and punctuation,
get it
> >right fool: did'nt?; finnish?
This could go on forever, but isn't there no space before a comma and one
space after it?
My two cents.
Danae.
>In article <4foq45$e...@news-f.iadfw.net>, Bootboy <boo...@airmail.net> wrote:
>>evil Beavis <ste...@scott.net> wrote:
>
>>> And you are obviously mentally challenged. Learn how to spell and
>>> punctuate...
>>>
>>> eB
>>
>>Shut your pussy up, you dumbass Swed. Vit Makt!
>
>Ordinarily, spelling flames are a bit of a waste of time, but
>when someone can't spell "'", he's in some deep shit.
Not only are "spelling flames a bit of a waste of time", they're
pretty lame too, you prick.
---
Kenny
>In article <4fqe68$k...@hearst.cac.psu.edu>, Tuthmosis III
><rhd...@email.psu.edu> wrote:
>:Ronan Bryan <ron...@iol.ie> wrote:
>:> It`s not Nigger be politically correct Racialy Challenge is much nicer.
>:>
>:You fool , learn punctuation and how to spell . Racially challenged ,
>:maybe . But it seems that you are mentally challenged and disabled . How
>:old are you , 4 ? Did'nt your daddy teach you better than to use racial
>:epithets ? Why dont you go back and finnish watching WWF wrestling with
>:Paa and cousin/brother duke-boy .
>:Tuthmosis III
>One thing you missed, Tuthy. He's black. You just slurred him, and this
>makes you a racist pig by definition. This word cannot be rubbed away.
>Ever. Those are the rules. Sorry. Even mistakes are permanent in a
>politically correct universe. Have a nice day.
>-----------------------------------------------------------------------
>The Couch Potato <pot...@stlnet.com> Creature of Wonderful Ideals
>-----------------------------------------------------------------------
Which word cannot be rubbed away? "Nigger"? Yes, it can. You can start by not using it, then
ensure that your children don't use it. Then you can berate those around you who DO use it.
Eventually everyone with a brain (or even half a brain) will get the message....maybe even you.
One can only hope.
Kate Workman
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: Not sure about the lineage of EVH (the real one), but I if someone is
: thinking of a half-japanese guitarist, you might be thinking of
: Jake-E-Lee (Jake Lou Williams ???) who was with Ozzy Ozbourne yonks ago,
: and last I heard was with a band called Badlands.
: Sam
The guitarist for Half-Japanese is Jad Fair.
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> Date: Mon, 19 FEB 1996 21:31:51 GMT
> From: Kate Workman <gs...@dial.pipex.com>
> Newgroups: aus.jokes, alt.tasteless.jokes, alt.politics.nationalism.white,
> alt.politics.white-power, alt.skinheads, alt.flame, aus.flame,
> alt.flame.niggers, soc.culture.usa, alt.culture.australian
> Subject: Re: Abo Joke and Nigger Joke
>
Kate, sweetheart, put away your PMS for a second and acquaint yourself
with the fact that this is AMERICA, not North Vietnam. Now run along and
hum the 'Barney & Friends' theme song...
Gary Gambino Sr. gdga...@homer.louisville.edu
"You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right, any-
thing you say can and will be flamed until you are crying for your mama.
You have the right to an attorney, but why bother?"
*** Read _Alley-Oops_ weekly in TOP OF THE KEY ***
>> Which word cannot be rubbed away? "Nigger"? Yes, it can. You can start by not using it, then
>> ensure that your children don't use it. Then you can berate those around you who DO use it.
>> Eventually everyone with a brain (or even half a brain) will get the message....maybe even you.
>> One can only hope.
>>
>> Kate Workman
>>
>Kate, sweetheart, put away your PMS for a second and acquaint yourself
>with the fact that this is AMERICA, not North Vietnam. Now run along and
>hum the 'Barney & Friends' theme song...
>Gary Gambino Sr. gdga...@homer.louisville.edu
> "You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right, any-
>thing you say can and will be flamed until you are crying for your mama.
>You have the right to an attorney, but why bother?"
> *** Read _Alley-Oops_ weekly in TOP OF THE KEY ***
"Honey", is there some POINT to your message at all? If you want to remain an
ignoramus, feel free to do so. When you grow up, I look forward to hearing from
you again .....on the off-chance that I live that long.
Apparently you (not me) are familiar with the 'Barney & Friends' theme
song.....care to share it nicely with the group, Gary? Or would you prefer that
I call you "WOP", seeing as "this" isn't North Vietnam?
And incidentally, "this" isn't necessarily America either. "This" could be
virtually anywhere on the planet. You know what a planet is, don't you, Gary?
It's this round thing with......oh, never mind. Some minds were apparently
destined to be wasted.
Kate
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> MrPink@The wrote:
> >EVH ALf Japanese?????? GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!! He is dutch!
> >
> >---------------
> >Mr. Pink
> >
>
>
> Not sure about the lineage of EVH (the real one), but I if someone is
> thinking of a half-japanese guitarist, you might be thinking of
> Jake-E-Lee (Jake Lou Williams ???) who was with Ozzy Ozbourne yonks ago,
> and last I heard was with a band called Badlands.
>
> Sam
>
>
>
>
>
I like Van Halen and all but who really cares what EVH is. Some guy was
too stupid and used a fake name. Can we let this subject go now....
Pretty soon we are going to try to figure out what race Pocohantas was
on the Disney film.
Little Things That Kill
Are you saying Sweden is not a democracy??!
eB
> The word NIGGER is my favorite NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER DEad
> nigger!! whats the problem with that>?
>
It just proves what a small and limited vocabulary you have.
--
from Caesar
--
> Are you saying Sweden is not a democracy??!
>
> eB
>
According to some right-wing Americans, if a country has elected a
left-wing government, then it can not be a democracy.
It's part of their warped logic.
--
from Caesar
--
Wow! Powerful words from someone who is obviously just as socially deprived.
Releasing some suppressed emotional anguish are you ?
Remember: it is often only the insecure that will bother to
fantasize about others that are "worse off" ...
>pot...@stlnet.com (Frank Weltner) wrote:
>>In article <4fqe68$k...@hearst.cac.psu.edu>, Tuthmosis III
>><rhd...@email.psu.edu> wrote:
>>:Ronan Bryan <ron...@iol.ie> wrote:
>>:> It`s not Nigger be politically correct Racialy Challenge is much nicer.
>>:>
>>:You fool , learn punctuation and how to spell . Racially challenged ,
>>:maybe . But it seems that you are mentally challenged and disabled . How
>>:old are you , 4 ? Did'nt your daddy teach you better than to use racial
>>:epithets ? Why dont you go back and finnish watching WWF wrestling with
>>:Paa and cousin/brother duke-boy .
>>:Tuthmosis III
>>One thing you missed, Tuthy. He's black. You just slurred him, and this
>>makes you a racist pig by definition. This word cannot be rubbed away.
>>Ever. Those are the rules. Sorry. Even mistakes are permanent in a
>>politically correct universe. Have a nice day.
>>-----------------------------------------------------------------------
>>The Couch Potato <pot...@stlnet.com> Creature of Wonderful Ideals
>>-----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>Which word cannot be rubbed away? "Nigger"? Yes, it can. You can start by not using it, then
>ensure that your children don't use it. Then you can berate those around you who DO use it.
>Eventually everyone with a brain (or even half a brain) will get the message....maybe even you.
>One can only hope.
>Kate Workman
There is merit to your position. However, it should be recognized
that if you were to adopt the position that you have defined, your
neighbors would probably all be black and the kids would learn that
they lived near niggers anyway! Nice try anyway!
Better than if they grew up around you and your snivelling, cross eyed
kids...
eB
...a whole bunch of other folks wrote, too. However, when I want to learn
new words and ideas about this ethnic group I just watch their comedy
shows on hbo. They themselves make all of you sem like saints. cbk
If they all think Africa is such a great fucking place, hell, I say let's
let them all go back. We could create a government program that would
give each one a free ticket FIRST CLASS back over there. I know it would
be costly, but just think of the social benifits we would reap, being free
of niggers!! Less crime, no more rap music, no more drug problems. Of
course, the TV show "COPS" would not have any material with no niggers to
film breaking the law, but hey, I'll take the trade-off any day!!
Also, if Africa is "supposed" to be the birth place of all mankind, which
would put men there thousands of years previous to the USA, how come we
are the most technologically advanced country on the planet, and they are
still running around chucking spears at each other?
Any responses?
Don't hate me because I'm white, hate me because I'm right.
You are one big idiot. There were people "thousands of years" (yeah, you
really know your history!) in many places before the USA. It is people with
attitudes like yours that cause the problems in the U.S. How do you think
people will respect you when you call them "niggers"??! If you are proud of
your ancestors raping and killing innocent slaves, then you're one sick fuck.
Well, morons like you will never run this country again. No matter how many
lynchings and terrorist bombings you pull off. What a fucking cowardly
"cause" you represent.
eB
>Any responses?
>
>Don't hate me because I'm white, hate me because I'm right.
I hate you for being a bleeding idiot...
---Kali Holloway
: still running around chucking spears at each other?
its a pity none have hit u recently
: Any responses?
: Don't hate me because I'm white, hate me because I'm right.
Your an insult to white ppl...
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........a Nigger!
>Also, if Africa is "supposed" to be the birth place of all mankind, which
>would put men there thousands of years previous to the USA, how come we
>are the most technologically advanced country on the planet, and they are
>still running around chucking spears at each other?
>Any responses?
this sounds like a question for fester.
fester, you're the anthropology professor. what do you have to say?
rc richards