Suck my balls

[the land surfer]

Suck my balls
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Budgie
'Black Velvet Stallion'
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hmm

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finally

found a way to go down th

painted walls

on a unicycle

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more liek a controlled crash slide than

anythin else

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still runnin replays

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fuckin slick
paint

on a near vertical wall

so nice man

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slid down this tag

and

well that;s th full height of th wall

i let down

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and no fuckin crash this time

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suck my balls

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she cant
compete wi that

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the land surfer

in his element

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biggest thing
that happened to me in th day

th nice jam session

didnt top it but

close

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excluding how happy i was to play with my sons

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we had th god talk

i agree to disagree

are we agreed ?

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we both got passionate

dont fold on me boy

stick up for what u believe

even if it only backed wi

faith

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i like proof

how much do ya want young fella ?

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Portishead & Massive Attack
'Teardrop'
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nah
finished amiably enough

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th bicycle dont

go cunt up

goin down th wall

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i watched my nephew
earlier in th day

doin spins off th top of a wall

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fuck that coping is high man

gotta bunnyhop th slick cunt of a thing

just to drop in

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i got one skinned knee

in th warmup

a broadslide that got too wide

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grow old disgracefully

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of course
later in th day i

went drink driving again

and got caught

and wriggled off again

fairly standard stuff

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th paint never been so kind to th land surfer

u cant faze me

this day

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finally got an angle of attack

that gave me some

control of th slide

nippleclamp

didnt ride me down th wall this time

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not an exact angle it;s

this wall

on this day

this temperature and

with this low tyre pressure

to catch th wall

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Cat Stevens
'But I Might Die Tonight'
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so

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ya dont jump unicycles off
skatebowl walls

if that bothers ya

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a carload of chicks

goin past th bowl

when i jumped off th top

a repeat attack

pls wait till i get down th wall

before squeelin

oh that;s me

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adrenalin rush

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Led Zeppelin
'Gallows Pole'
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th monoshock prototype

didnt snap in half

fuck it took th shock

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had my son along for flight test

show me yr local bowl young man

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th man's in th house

a mullbowl wi green drugs on th kitchen table and

a lit bourbon

pullin in th drive

i get away with overmuch

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definitely a boys weekend

my eldest

cant drive his car now

while he on suspension

be magic enough

not to ge caught

takes time

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lemmee show ya

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shits me

wot jane was stressin most about

is fixed

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he's not behind th wheel

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it's your mother mate

magic as

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Regurgitator
'Couldn't Do It (Happy Shopper'
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hey versace lady jane

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i got sideways

on another

skatebowl wall

with yr youngest kid along

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th beach has done
orrible things

to th unicycle's paintjob

i think we be

repainting her this week

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fuck she deserves it

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pimp my ride

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i didnt smash th tail light

this weekend

since we moved it

inboard

under th monoshock

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thing i liek is

th yogj fella took his scooter to th bowl

not his pushie

technically banned

i said no too

he thought about it

his uncle would let im but

goin to th bowl wi

the land surfer

i'll take my scooter

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Pink Floyd
'Welcome to the Machine'
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oh um

i had a coupel crashes on th scooter

u know

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we had a bit of fun

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gettin down low
over th beast and

how high can we get up th wall

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nice crash

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and again

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i didnt tell im it was

my fourth bowl fr th day

a good warmup

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at stafford

int h AM

th broadslides

were gettin interesting

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and th nephew
got up

on th first attempt and

made it over th small

concrete wave

th crash was

on th flat

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all those manuals

on yr pushie

helpin

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doin wheelies

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cant quite

get a broadslide yet

can ya

havent mastered th wheel

still lettin it ride u

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u;re in control

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th last wall

i

had th unicycle ride me down th wall

they rippin out with

backhoes

this weekend

was nice to watch

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apart frm seein my boys

definitely that slide

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nice gradual wall

not too high

a real nice warmup wall

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if it had

this wall

there as well

it;d be perfect

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me and th young fellas

mark it down

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wot;s that about th depression bay wall ?

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we'll get there

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dont want th warmup wall

on th other side of

th second biggest city on earth

in area

and growing

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Limp Bizkit
'Rollin (Uncensored)'
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started with
a two inch slide

further down th wall
another circuit of th
bowl and

another drop

another four feet up th incline

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double th length of th slide

not exact

i'm ridin th bitch

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tryin to pick

my path down th tag

painted on th wall

this is

th fuckin edge

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45 yrs young

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in th head

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and half cut

hurts less

in th crashes

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wonder if

th skatebike

would drop in

hangin on th back verandah

just thinkin out loud

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Joel Turner & The Modern Day P
'These Kids'
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a young
friend of my nephew's

asked me how

we'd take it down th wall

well th first time

would b kinda interesting

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th wheel too small

we designed a new one

with a 20 inch wall

sittin on th grinding rail

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we do a little fabricating

nippleclamp

half of his old mountain bicycle

with a few mods

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trick swingarm

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u wont believe it trippy

fuck man

it went down th paint

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my head still spinning

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we hit th bicycle shop

tryint o figur eout

how we'd cut up

th giraffe unicycle and

turn it into somethin different

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now this thing

has a decent size hub size

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left th wheel in th car

not shoppin today

we both window shopping

paul reckons

he gunna sell me th 36

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how many unicycles i bought off ya ?

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we just headed to another bowl and

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this thing's
suspension with

that chain

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tryin to figure out
where t hang th pedals

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The Kinks
'Victoria'
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if u think it;s ridable

i'll take it across th carpark

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one of many

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i'm not th only mad cunt unicyclist

ridin weird shit

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hi gorgeous

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she knows who she is

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i couldnt get th fuckin unicycle off th wall

th shirt came off

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u little fuckin ripper

come nippleclamp

away

she bucks occasionally

my boys luv her name

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i arrived

cracked it out of th boot and

jumped th gutter in th first ten feet

i was warmed up

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jane's
twin brother never seen th like

sorry i'm a bit outlaw
u'll ge over it

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Do Re Mi
'Man Overboard'
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smile

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i want u to be aware

after ridin his motorcyle

he insisted

that th gear pattern ont his toy is

backwards to a real bike

my last ioen was

one down and
five up

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four down

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and backwards

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an auto

learners rig

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when ya ge a clutch ya

get th gears bein th other way up

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i wnt over it;s handlebars at

one ten and

didnt break a bone

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lovely v four

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i only tellin u
about one of th biek clubs i rode with

in bundaberg

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vice president son

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my other sons got it

president of vice

i loved opening meetings

many smiels

much later in th night

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playin with yr big brothers

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shakespears sister
'you're history'
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we talked about

how long we lived together

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i was a bit of a ratbag father

still am

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a hundred dead tinnies

in th back of th car

and got thru another
drunk driving charge

scot free

with my sons aboard

this is how it;s done

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i'm th local witchdoctor

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i refused

to my thursday islander

new friend

and th assemblage

to comment on th palm island case

before th courts

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th dr death bundaberg hospital saga

got a semi public airing

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some wicked shit

we talked about

black magic

over a few bongs

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.
.
.

coffee

.
.
.

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Do Re Mi
'Racing to Zero'
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Metallica
'Metallica - Sabbra Cadabra'
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cassie

a pleasure t meet u

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i was
singin like a girl at th time

in th jam

stickin girl cummin sounds
into th mix

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with a thursday islander

rapper

givn us his shtick

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th guitar not in tune

but

i sang six yrs

on street corners

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it was a fun party

thang ya cunt

more drugs over here

.
.
.

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the avdventures
of th land

surfer
will be offline for a short time

secret mens business

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never hooked down bongs with a real hitman before

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u'll get over it

.
.
.

pirate jenny
"black"
'the land surfer"
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p.s.

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Ray Stevens
'Witchdoctor'
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