On Friday, December 20, 2019 at 6:28:35 PM UTC, Ed the Cat wrote:
> Just a quick update on the Frog Funky donkey tickling case. He was found guilty by a majority jury and ordered to do 20 hours interpretive jazz dance in a public location of his choosing. Unfortunately, he chose to do it just outside a donkey sanctuary and the donkeys became upset and he was subsequently arrested again. Stay tuned for further updates...
It was not a donkey, it was a mule. Get your facts straight.