Suck My Cake
xxxEDxxx
--
:o)
xxxEDxxx
Spamshooting Paranewsgrouper
"xxxEDxxx" <ed_cat_98ATyahooDOTcom> finally admitted that:
>Soak my cork.
sack my crack.
--
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http://www.acmeforces.com <=== chronically incomplete
I'm dangerous when I know what I'm doing.
yAtGiRL tHeBuCkEt
:
: >Soak my cork.
:
: sack my crack.
:
Shiver me timbers!!!
Cavey
"Spamshooting Paranewsgrouper" <null@[127.0.0.1]> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 12 Feb 2001 17:01:06 -0000, after hours of intense interrogation,
> "xxxEDxxx" <ed_cat_98ATyahooDOTcom> finally admitted that:
>
> >Soak my cork.
>
> sack my crack.
>
Seek my Clock!
--
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Surveyor of fine Stalagmites.
seller of Natural bee's wax.
Cavey
"yAtGiRL tHeBuCkEt" <me...@snotmail.com> wrote in message
news:t8m9ll1...@corp.supernews.com...
>
>
>
> :
> : >Soak my cork.
> :
> : sack my crack.
> :
> Shiver me timbers!!!
Shovel my Embers!!!!!!!!
>
>
xxxEDxxx
news:g2el8tc5tl6c3a85i...@4ax.com...
>
> sack my crack.
Shake my coke.
--
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xxxEDxxx
xxxEDxxx
news:xMUi6.69$aC1....@news3.cableinet.net...
> > >Soak my cork.
> >
> > sack my crack.
>
> Seek my Clock!
Slap my giraffe!
--
:o)
xxxEDxxx
yAtGiRL tHeBuCkEt
: > : >Soak my cork.
: > :
: > : sack my crack.
: > :
: > Shiver me timbers!!!
:
: Shovel my Embers!!!!!!!!
:
:
Plaster me boo-boo!
yAtGiRL tHeBuCkEt
: >
: > >Soak my cork.
: >
: > sack my crack.
: >
:
: Seek my Clock!
:
Suck my Bic!!!
Dipswitch
the following text:
>> >Soak my cork.
>> sack my crack.
>Seek my Clock!
Swipe my clothes!
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Cavey
Sack my Cook!!!
>
>
Steve 'Flash' Juon
pp...@Billy.Bo.Bob-Bob-Bob.hetnet.nl says...
> Swipe my clothes!
Soil my cauliflower!
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Clarence Julian 'Frog' Funky - Internet Celebrity Extraordinaire
sponsors of Frog Funky. In alt.silly.little.newsgroup, Steve 'Flash'
Juon <dj.f...@pobox.com> did sayeth unto the multitudes:
>In article <diqo8togmk98ef9ne...@4ax.com>,
>pp...@Billy.Bo.Bob-Bob-Bob.hetnet.nl says...
>> Swipe my clothes!
>
>Soil my cauliflower!
Chew on my luxury yacht!
---------------------
Clarence Julian "Frog" Funky - Internet Celebrity Extraordinaire
Song of the moment: Dr Buck's Letter by The Fall
yAtGiRL tHeBuCkEt
: >> Swipe my clothes!
: >
: >Soil my cauliflower!
:
: Chew on my luxury yacht!
:
Wax my plastic fruit!
Steve 'Flash' Juon
says...
> Wax my plastic fruit!
Polish stiletto heels!
Clarence Julian 'Frog' Funky - Internet Celebrity Extraordinaire
tHeBuCkEt" <me...@snotmail.com> did sayeth unto the multitudes:
Suck my lower vertebrae!
Dipswitch
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Drop your penguin and come out with your hands in the air!
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AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkk!!!!!!!!! You brute! Knock before entering a ladies room!
yAtGiRL tHeBuCkEt
: says...
: > Wax my plastic fruit!
:
: Polish stiletto heels!
:
Stroke my pink boa!
xxxEDxxx
news:qocr8t08ecfurf0oe...@4ax.com...
> >: >> Swipe my clothes!
> >: >
> >: >Soil my cauliflower!
> >:
> >: Chew on my luxury yacht!
> >:
> >Wax my plastic fruit!
>
> Suck my lower vertebrae!
Rub spearmint scented massage oil into my left ear lobe!
--
:o)
xxxEDxxx
'The Question Master' Frog Funky
<ed_cat_98ATyahooDOTcom> did sayeth unto the multitudes:
Suck off my "On" button!
---------------------
Clarence Julian "Frog" Funky - Internet Celebrity Extraordinaire
yAtGiRL tHeBuCkEt
: >> >: >> Swipe my clothes!
: >> >: >
: >> >: >Soil my cauliflower!
: >> >:
: >> >: Chew on my luxury yacht!
: >> >:
: >> >Wax my plastic fruit!
: >>
: >> Suck my lower vertebrae!
: >
: >Rub spearmint scented massage oil into my left ear lobe!
:
: Suck off my "On" button!
Come do a load of clothes!
-no really, I mean it!!!
Yatty
8^D
Dipswitch
the following text:
>> >: >> Swipe my clothes!
>> >: >Soil my cauliflower!
>> >: Chew on my luxury yacht!
>> >Wax my plastic fruit!
>> Suck my lower vertebrae!
>Rub spearmint scented massage oil into my left ear lobe!
Fondle my car!
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A man is only as good as what he loves.
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>> Wax my plastic fruit!
>Polish stiletto heels!
Italian spaghetti westerns!
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"As part of the conversion, computer specialists rewrote 1,500 programs; a process that traditionally requires some debugging." -- USA Today, referring to the IRS switchover to a new computer system.
'The Question Master' Frog Funky
tHeBuCkEt" <me...@snotmail.com> did sayeth unto the multitudes:
Unbutton my church¿
Phoebe Holmes
'The Question Master' Frog Funky wrote:
>
> This message is brought to you by Tuba Toothpaste - The OFFICAL
> sponsors of Frog Funky. In alt.silly.little.newsgroup, "yAtGiRL
> tHeBuCkEt" <me...@snotmail.com> did sayeth unto the multitudes:
> >
> >
> >: >> >: >> Swipe my clothes!
> >: >> >: >
> >: >> >: >Soil my cauliflower!
> >: >> >:
> >: >> >: Chew on my luxury yacht!
> >: >> >:
> >: >> >Wax my plastic fruit!
> >: >>
> >: >> Suck my lower vertebrae!
> >: >
> >: >Rub spearmint scented massage oil into my left ear lobe!
> >:
> >: Suck off my "On" button!
> >
> >Come do a load of clothes!
> >-no really, I mean it!!!
> >
> >Yatty
> >8^D
>
> Unbutton my church¿
Wash my car, then paint my house.
I'll wear culottes, striped socks
and mary janes. oh. and a turtleneck
sweater and glasses.
_Bee Bee
Phoebe Holmes
Fresh french raspberries, please.
You do know how to blow raspberries, don't you?
yAtGiRL tHeBuCkEt
: > : says...
: > : > Wax my plastic fruit!
: > :
: > : Polish stiletto heels!
: > :
: >
: > Stroke my pink boa!
:
: Fresh french raspberries, please.
: You do know how to blow raspberries, don't you?
Yes, but I charge extra for that.
LOL
Yatty
yAtGiRL tHeBuCkEt
:
: >> Wax my plastic fruit!
: >Polish stiletto heels!
:
: Italian spaghetti westerns!
Hungarian Dog Shit Shoe!
LOL
Yatty
yAtGiRL tHeBuCkEt
: > >
: > >: >> >: >> Swipe my clothes!
: > >: >> >: >
: > >: >> >: >Soil my cauliflower!
: > >: >> >:
: > >: >> >: Chew on my luxury yacht!
: > >: >> >:
: > >: >> >Wax my plastic fruit!
: > >: >>
: > >: >> Suck my lower vertebrae!
: > >: >
: > >: >Rub spearmint scented massage oil into my left ear lobe!
: > >:
: > >: Suck off my "On" button!
: > >
: > >Come do a load of clothes!
: > >-no really, I mean it!!!
: > >
: > >Yatty
: > >8^D
: >
: > Unbutton my church¿
:
: Wash my car, then paint my house.
: I'll wear culottes, striped socks
: and mary janes. oh. and a turtleneck
: sweater and glasses.
:
With a get-up like that, you gotta have a hat!
LOL
Yatty
yAtGiRL tHeBuCkEt
:
: >> >: >> Swipe my clothes!
: >> >: >Soil my cauliflower!
: >> >: Chew on my luxury yacht!
: >> >Wax my plastic fruit!
: >> Suck my lower vertebrae!
: >Rub spearmint scented massage oil into my left ear lobe!
:
: Fondle my car!
Grope my lawn clippings!
LOL
Yatty
'The Question Master' Frog Funky
<phoebe...@home.com> did sayeth unto the multitudes:
>> >Come do a load of clothes!
>> >-no really, I mean it!!!
>> >
>> >Yatty
>> >8^D
>>
>> Unbutton my church¿
>
>Wash my car, then paint my house.
>I'll wear culottes, striped socks
>and mary janes. oh. and a turtleneck
>sweater and glasses.
>
>_Bee Bee
Are you sure you're not dressing yourself up nice to go clubbing?
Phoebe Holmes
Oh no! I forgot the straw hat, earmuffs, and
surgical gloves! I don't want to get any paint
on me.
_Bee Bee
Phoebe Holmes
Tantalize my taste buds with fresh meringue and lemon zest!
_Bee Bee
xxxEDxxx
news:lsvt8tsmlmnkgvi2r...@4ax.com...
> >> >: >> Swipe my clothes!
> >> >: >Soil my cauliflower!
> >> >: Chew on my luxury yacht!
> >> >Wax my plastic fruit!
> >> Suck my lower vertebrae!
> >Rub spearmint scented massage oil into my left ear lobe!
>
> Fondle my car!
Vigerously rub cream cheese into my armpit hair!
--
:o)
xxxEDxxx
xxxEDxxx
news:g7rt8t4vphjb6u8mb...@4ax.com...
> >> >: >> Swipe my clothes!
> >> >: >
> >> >: >Soil my cauliflower!
> >> >:
> >> >: Chew on my luxury yacht!
> >> >:
> >> >Wax my plastic fruit!
> >>
> >> Suck my lower vertebrae!
> >
> >Rub spearmint scented massage oil into my left ear lobe!
>
> Suck off my "On" button!
Suck on my "Off" button!
--
:o)
xxxEDxxx
'The Question Master' Frog Funky
<phoebe...@home.com> did sayeth unto the multitudes:
I thought you grew them. I'm not used to all of this modern genetic
farming.
Phoebe Holmes
'The Question Master' Frog Funky wrote:
>
> This message is brought to you by Tuba Toothpaste - The OFFICAL
> sponsors of Frog Funky. In alt.silly.little.newsgroup, Phoebe Holmes
> <phoebe...@home.com> did sayeth unto the multitudes:
> >> >Come do a load of clothes!
> >> >-no really, I mean it!!!
> >> >
> >> >Yatty
> >> >8^D
> >>
> >> Unbutton my church¿
> >
> >Wash my car, then paint my house.
> >I'll wear culottes, striped socks
> >and mary janes. oh. and a turtleneck
> >sweater and glasses.
> >
> >_Bee Bee
>
> Are you sure you're not dressing yourself up nice to go clubbing?
Actually, I was going to rake leaves and then go jump into them.
_Bee Bee
'The Question Master' Frog Funky
tHeBuCkEt" <me...@snotmail.com> did sayeth unto the multitudes:
>
>
>
>: >
>: > >Soak my cork.
>: >
>: > sack my crack.
>: >
>:
>: Seek my Clock!
>:
>
>Suck my Bic!!!
>
Lick my lock!
Phoebe Holmes
'The Question Master' Frog Funky wrote:
>
> This message is brought to you by Tuba Toothpaste - The OFFICAL
> sponsors of Frog Funky. In alt.silly.little.newsgroup, Phoebe Holmes
> <phoebe...@home.com> did sayeth unto the multitudes:
> >
> >
> >yAtGiRL tHeBuCkEt wrote:
> >>
> >> : says...
> >> : > Wax my plastic fruit!
> >> :
> >> : Polish stiletto heels!
> >> :
> >>
> >> Stroke my pink boa!
> >
> >Fresh french raspberries, please.
> >You do know how to blow raspberries, don't you?
>
> I thought you grew them. I'm not used to all of this modern genetic
> farming.
I'm sorry, but you can't play with any of my Cabbage Patch dolls.
But my Angelica Pickles plush likes you.
_Bee Bee
Phoebe Holmes
'The Question Master' Frog Funky wrote:
>
> This message is brought to you by Tuba Toothpaste - The OFFICAL
> sponsors of Frog Funky. In alt.silly.little.newsgroup, "yAtGiRL
> tHeBuCkEt" <me...@snotmail.com> did sayeth unto the multitudes:
> >
> >
> >
> >: >
> >: > >Soak my cork.
> >: >
> >: > sack my crack.
> >: >
> >:
> >: Seek my Clock!
> >:
> >
> >Suck my Bic!!!
> >
> Lick my lock!
Shake your groove thang, baybee!
_Bee Bee (plumbers, just say no to crack)
'The Question Master' Frog Funky
sponsors of Frog Funky. In alt.silly.little.newsgroup, "xxxEDxxx"
<ed_cat_98ATyahooDOTcom> did sayeth unto the multitudes:
Suck inbetween my "Inbetween" button¿¿¿¿¿¿¿
Dipswitch
provoked the following text:
>: >> Wax my plastic fruit!
>: >Polish stiletto heels!
>: Italian spaghetti westerns!
>Hungarian Dog Shit Shoe!
Dutch treat!
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There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
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Spawn my larvae!
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yAtGiRL tHeBuCkEt
:
: >: >> Wax my plastic fruit!
: >: >Polish stiletto heels!
: >: Italian spaghetti westerns!
: >Hungarian Dog Shit Shoe!
:
: Dutch treat!
Hawaiian Hu Flung Poo!!!
Phoebe Holmes
Dipswitch wrote:
>
> On Sun, 18 Feb 2001 11:47:53 GMT, Phoebe Holmes <phoebe...@home.com> provoked
> the following text:
>
> >> : >> >: >> Swipe my clothes!
> >> : >> >: >Soil my cauliflower!
> >> : >> >: Chew on my luxury yacht!
> >> : >> >Wax my plastic fruit!
> >> : >> Suck my lower vertebrae!
> >> : >Rub spearmint scented massage oil into my left ear lobe!
> >> : Fondle my car!
> >> Grope my lawn clippings!
> >Tantalize my taste buds with fresh meringue and lemon zest!
>
> Spawn my larvae!
You first.
_Bee Bee
xxxEDxxx
> >> >> >: >> Swipe my clothes!
> >> >> >: >
> >> >> >: >Soil my cauliflower!
> >> >> >:
> >> >> >: Chew on my luxury yacht!
> >> >> >:
> >> >> >Wax my plastic fruit!
> >> >>
> >> >> Suck my lower vertebrae!
> >> >
> >> >Rub spearmint scented massage oil into my left ear lobe!
> >>
> >> Suck off my "On" button!
> >
> >Suck on my "Off" button!
>
> Suck inbetween my "Inbetween" button¿¿¿¿¿¿¿
Suck to the left of my "Right" button¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?
--
:o)
xxxEDxxx
xxxEDxxx
news:3A910935...@home.com...
> > >> Unbutton my church¿
> > >
> > >Wash my car, then paint my house.
> > >I'll wear culottes, striped socks
> > >and mary janes. oh. and a turtleneck
> > >sweater and glasses.
> > >
> > >_Bee Bee
> >
> > Are you sure you're not dressing yourself up nice to go clubbing?
>
> Actually, I was going to rake leaves and then go jump into them.
Sounds like fun, can I join you?
"Who to?" I hear you ask.
Well the tree of course.
--
:o)
xxxEDxxx
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>: >: >> Wax my plastic fruit!
American Well Hung Dung.
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822wu/1.26yrs
Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country could do under first-class management. -- Senator Soaper
Dipswitch
the following text:
>> >> : >> >: >> Swipe my clothes!
>> >> : >> >: >Soil my cauliflower!
>> >> : >> >: Chew on my luxury yacht!
>> >> : >> >Wax my plastic fruit!
>> >> : >> Suck my lower vertebrae!
>> >> : >Rub spearmint scented massage oil into my left ear lobe!
>> >> : Fondle my car!
>> >> Grope my lawn clippings!
>> >Tantalize my taste buds with fresh meringue and lemon zest!
>> Spawn my larvae!
>You first.
Tumble my weeds, burn my burritos, catch my chihuahua!
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Clarence Julian 'Frog' Funky - Internet Celebrity Extraordinaire
sponsors of Frog Funky. In alt.silly.little.newsgroup, "xxxEDxxx"
<ed_cat_98ATyahooDOTcom> did sayeth unto the multitudes:
Suck on my toothbrush with all five sets of lips¿Ä¿Ä¿Ä¿Ä¿Ä¿Ä¿Ä¿Ä¿Ä¿Ä¿Ä
Clarence Julian 'Frog' Funky - Internet Celebrity Extraordinaire
<pp...@Billy.Bo.Bob-Bob-Bob.hetnet.nl> did sayeth unto the multitudes:
>On Sun, 18 Feb 2001 11:47:53 GMT, Phoebe Holmes <phoebe...@home.com> provoked
>the following text:
>
>>> : >> >: >> Swipe my clothes!
>>> : >> >: >Soil my cauliflower!
>>> : >> >: Chew on my luxury yacht!
>>> : >> >Wax my plastic fruit!
>>> : >> Suck my lower vertebrae!
>>> : >Rub spearmint scented massage oil into my left ear lobe!
>>> : Fondle my car!
>>> Grope my lawn clippings!
>>Tantalize my taste buds with fresh meringue and lemon zest!
>Spawn my larvae!
Phoebe Holmes
Clarence Julian 'Frog' Funky - Internet Celebrity Extraordinaire wrote:
>
> This message is brought to you by Tuba Toothpaste - The OFFICAL
> sponsors of Frog Funky. In alt.silly.little.newsgroup, Dipswitch
> <pp...@Billy.Bo.Bob-Bob-Bob.hetnet.nl> did sayeth unto the multitudes:
> >On Sun, 18 Feb 2001 11:47:53 GMT, Phoebe Holmes <phoebe...@home.com> provoked
> >the following text:
> >
> >>> : >> >: >> Swipe my clothes!
> >>> : >> >: >Soil my cauliflower!
> >>> : >> >: Chew on my luxury yacht!
> >>> : >> >Wax my plastic fruit!
> >>> : >> Suck my lower vertebrae!
> >>> : >Rub spearmint scented massage oil into my left ear lobe!
> >>> : Fondle my car!
> >>> Grope my lawn clippings!
> >>Tantalize my taste buds with fresh meringue and lemon zest!
> >Spawn my larvae!
> Fax my soul!
Kiss my Mary Janes!
Clarence Julian 'Frog' Funky - Internet Celebrity Extraordinaire
<phoebe...@home.com> did sayeth unto the multitudes:
---------------------
Clarence Julian "Frog" Funky - Internet Celebrity Extraordinaire
Song of the moment: Pumpkin Soup & Mash Potatoes by The Fall
Phoebe Holmes
Clarence Julian 'Frog' Funky - Internet Celebrity Extraordinaire wrote:
>
> This message is brought to you by Tuba Toothpaste - The OFFICAL
> sponsors of Frog Funky. In alt.silly.little.newsgroup, Phoebe Holmes
> <phoebe...@home.com> did sayeth unto the multitudes:
> >
> >
> >Clarence Julian 'Frog' Funky - Internet Celebrity Extraordinaire wrote:
> >>
> >> This message is brought to you by Tuba Toothpaste - The OFFICAL
> >> sponsors of Frog Funky. In alt.silly.little.newsgroup, Dipswitch
> >> <pp...@Billy.Bo.Bob-Bob-Bob.hetnet.nl> did sayeth unto the multitudes:
> >> >On Sun, 18 Feb 2001 11:47:53 GMT, Phoebe Holmes <phoebe...@home.com> provoked
> >> >the following text:
> >> >
> >> >>> : >> >: >> Swipe my clothes!
> >> >>> : >> >: >Soil my cauliflower!
> >> >>> : >> >: Chew on my luxury yacht!
> >> >>> : >> >Wax my plastic fruit!
> >> >>> : >> Suck my lower vertebrae!
> >> >>> : >Rub spearmint scented massage oil into my left ear lobe!
> >> >>> : Fondle my car!
> >> >>> Grope my lawn clippings!
> >> >>Tantalize my taste buds with fresh meringue and lemon zest!
> >> >Spawn my larvae!
> >> Fax my soul!
> >Kiss my Mary Janes!
> Suck my blowfish!
Put a new goodie in my pic-a-nic basket!
Clarence Julian 'Frog' Funky - Internet Celebrity Extraordinaire
sponsors of Frog Funky. In alt.silly.little.newsgroup, Phoebe Holmes
<phoebe...@home.com> did sayeth unto the multitudes:
>> >> >>Tantalize my taste buds with fresh meringue and lemon zest!
>> >> >Spawn my larvae!
>> >> Fax my soul!
>> >Kiss my Mary Janes!
>> Suck my blowfish!
>Put a new goodie in my pic-a-nic basket!
---------------------
Clarence Julian "Frog" Funky - Internet Celebrity Extraordinaire
xxxEDxxx
> >: >: >> Wax my plastic fruit!
> >: >: >Polish stiletto heels!
> >: >: Italian spaghetti westerns!
> >: >Hungarian Dog Shit Shoe!
> >: Dutch treat!
> >Hawaiian Hu Flung Poo!!!
>
> American Well Hung Dung.
Sum Dum Gai.
--
:o)
xxxEDxxx
Dipswitch
the following text:
>> >: >: >> Wax my plastic fruit!
>> >: >: >Polish stiletto heels!
>> >: >: Italian spaghetti westerns!
>> >: >Hungarian Dog Shit Shoe!
>> >: Dutch treat!
>> >Hawaiian Hu Flung Poo!!!
>> American Well Hung Dung.
>Sum Dum Gai.
Hu Yu Hai Ding.
--
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"God is dead" - Nietzche, "Nietzche is dead" - God
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Celebrity Extraordinaire <frog...@freeuk.com> provoked the following text:
>>> >> >>> Grope my lawn clippings!
>>> >> >>Tantalize my taste buds with fresh meringue and lemon zest!
>>> >> >Spawn my larvae!
>>> >> Fax my soul!
>>> >Kiss my Mary Janes!
>>> Suck my blowfish!
>>Put a new goodie in my pic-a-nic basket!
>Pull Billy The Kid out of his Billy The Kidneysżżż
Fly my brick!
--
Peter Punk
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It is illegal to cut a woman's hair. (Wisconsin state law)
Clarence Julian 'Frog' Funky - Internet Celebrity Extraordinaire
<pp...@Billy.Bo.Bob-Bob-Bob.hetnet.nl> did sayeth unto the multitudes:
>On Tue, 20 Feb 2001 19:04:24 +0000, Clarence Julian 'Frog' Funky - Internet
>Celebrity Extraordinaire <frog...@freeuk.com> provoked the following text:
>
>>>> >> >>> Grope my lawn clippings!
>>>> >> >>Tantalize my taste buds with fresh meringue and lemon zest!
>>>> >> >Spawn my larvae!
>>>> >> Fax my soul!
>>>> >Kiss my Mary Janes!
>>>> Suck my blowfish!
>>>Put a new goodie in my pic-a-nic basket!
>>Pull Billy The Kid out of his Billy The Kidneysżżż
>Fly my brick!
shaped like a klingon.
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Clarence Julian "Frog" Funky - Internet Celebrity Extraordinaire
Phoebe Holmes
Clarence Julian 'Frog' Funky - Internet Celebrity Extraordinaire wrote:
>
> This message is brought to you by Tuba Toothpaste - The OFFICAL
> sponsors of Frog Funky. In alt.silly.little.newsgroup, Phoebe Holmes
> <phoebe...@home.com> did sayeth unto the multitudes:
> >> >> >>> Grope my lawn clippings!
> >> >> >>Tantalize my taste buds with fresh meringue and lemon zest!
> >> >> >Spawn my larvae!
> >> >> Fax my soul!
> >> >Kiss my Mary Janes!
> >> Suck my blowfish!
> >Put a new goodie in my pic-a-nic basket!
> Pull Billy The Kid out of his Billy The Kidneysżżż
Pay up my credit cards!
yAtGiRL tHeBuCkEt
: > >> >> >>> Grope my lawn clippings!
: > >> >> >>Tantalize my taste buds with fresh meringue and lemon zest!
: > >> >> >Spawn my larvae!
: > >> >> Fax my soul!
: > >> >Kiss my Mary Janes!
: > >> Suck my blowfish!
: > >Put a new goodie in my pic-a-nic basket!
: > Pull Billy The Kid out of his Billy The Kidneysżżż
: Pay up my credit cards!
Mine too!!! and buy me an external cdrw!!! (usb, please)
LOL
Yatty
Clarence Julian 'Frog' Funky - Internet Celebrity Extraordinaire
sponsors of Frog Funky. In alt.silly.little.newsgroup, Phoebe Holmes
<phoebe...@home.com> did sayeth unto the multitudes:
>
>
>Clarence Julian 'Frog' Funky - Internet Celebrity Extraordinaire wrote:
>>
>> This message is brought to you by Tuba Toothpaste - The OFFICAL
>> sponsors of Frog Funky. In alt.silly.little.newsgroup, Phoebe Holmes
>> <phoebe...@home.com> did sayeth unto the multitudes:
>> >> >> >>> Grope my lawn clippings!
>> >> >> >>Tantalize my taste buds with fresh meringue and lemon zest!
>> >> >> >Spawn my larvae!
>> >> >> Fax my soul!
>> >> >Kiss my Mary Janes!
>> >> Suck my blowfish!
>> >Put a new goodie in my pic-a-nic basket!
>> Pull Billy The Kid out of his Billy The Kidneysżżż
>Pay up my credit cards!
instantaneously!
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Clarence Julian "Frog" Funky - Internet Celebrity Extraordinaire
Phoebe Holmes
Dipswitch wrote:
>
> On Tue, 20 Feb 2001 19:04:24 +0000, Clarence Julian 'Frog' Funky - Internet
> Celebrity Extraordinaire <frog...@freeuk.com> provoked the following text:
>
> >>> >> >>> Grope my lawn clippings!
> >>> >> >>Tantalize my taste buds with fresh meringue and lemon zest!
> >>> >> >Spawn my larvae!
> >>> >> Fax my soul!
> >>> >Kiss my Mary Janes!
> >>> Suck my blowfish!
> >>Put a new goodie in my pic-a-nic basket!
> >Pull Billy The Kid out of his Billy The Kidneysżżż
> Fly my brick!
Invade my space with your space shuttle!
Phoebe Holmes
Clarence Julian 'Frog' Funky - Internet Celebrity Extraordinaire wrote:
>
> This message is brought to you by Tuba Toothpaste - The OFFICAL
> sponsors of Frog Funky. In alt.silly.little.newsgroup, Dipswitch
> <pp...@Billy.Bo.Bob-Bob-Bob.hetnet.nl> did sayeth unto the multitudes:
> >On Tue, 20 Feb 2001 19:04:24 +0000, Clarence Julian 'Frog' Funky - Internet
> >Celebrity Extraordinaire <frog...@freeuk.com> provoked the following text:
> >
> >>>> >> >>> Grope my lawn clippings!
> >>>> >> >>Tantalize my taste buds with fresh meringue and lemon zest!
> >>>> >> >Spawn my larvae!
> >>>> >> Fax my soul!
> >>>> >Kiss my Mary Janes!
> >>>> Suck my blowfish!
> >>>Put a new goodie in my pic-a-nic basket!
> >>Pull Billy The Kid out of his Billy The Kidneysżżż
> >Fly my brick!
> Transport my left iris to the other side of the globe in a container
> shaped like a klingon.
What does static cling have to do with it?
What is static cling, but second hand electrons?
_Bee Bee
Phoebe Holmes
Hee Hee Hee :-) Girlfriend, I'm on a mission. I figured out that
if I paid up all my little credit cards and cancelled them, I
could afford a new computer. I hate to admit it, but I'm not well
organized, and often I end up paying late charges on my cards.
So the cards will go, and then I'll buy a new computer. Four
down, three to go!
_Bee Bee
Phoebe Holmes
Clarence Julian 'Frog' Funky - Internet Celebrity Extraordinaire wrote:
>
> This message is brought to you by Tuba Toothpaste - The OFFICAL
> sponsors of Frog Funky. In alt.silly.little.newsgroup, Phoebe Holmes
> <phoebe...@home.com> did sayeth unto the multitudes:
> >
> >
> >Clarence Julian 'Frog' Funky - Internet Celebrity Extraordinaire wrote:
> >>
> >> This message is brought to you by Tuba Toothpaste - The OFFICAL
> >> sponsors of Frog Funky. In alt.silly.little.newsgroup, Phoebe Holmes
> >> <phoebe...@home.com> did sayeth unto the multitudes:
> >> >> >> >>> Grope my lawn clippings!
> >> >> >> >>Tantalize my taste buds with fresh meringue and lemon zest!
> >> >> >> >Spawn my larvae!
> >> >> >> Fax my soul!
> >> >> >Kiss my Mary Janes!
> >> >> Suck my blowfish!
> >> >Put a new goodie in my pic-a-nic basket!
> >> Pull Billy The Kid out of his Billy The Kidneysżżż
> >Pay up my credit cards!
> Invent a device that will transport me everywhere I want to go
> simultaneously!
Wouldn't that spread you a little thin, Froggy?
_Bee Bee
yAtGiRL tHeBuCkEt
: >
: > : > >> >> >>> Grope my lawn clippings!
Build your own, it's too easy. The motherboard book tells you exactly how to
do it. I'd start out with a ATX Socket 7. Get a Gigabyte (brand)motherboard
and then go purchase parts they tell you to hook up in the book. Read the
whole book, (it's more like a booklet) be careful of static handling the
parts.
A friend of mine did it and she's smart but kinda klutzy. She had to call me
to get the jumpers, but that was it.
I hate to see people go buy new assembly line machines with all integrated
motherboards. Disposable computers.
Besides, have you seen some of the guys that build them? hee hee
I have every faith in you,
Yatty
8^D
yAtGiRL tHeBuCkEt
: > >> >> >> >>> Grope my lawn clippings!
: > >> >> >> >>Tantalize my taste buds with fresh meringue and lemon zest!
: > >> >> >> >Spawn my larvae!
: > >> >> >> Fax my soul!
: > >> >> >Kiss my Mary Janes!
: > >> >> Suck my blowfish!
: > >> >Put a new goodie in my pic-a-nic basket!
: > >> Pull Billy The Kid out of his Billy The Kidneysżżż
: > >Pay up my credit cards!
: > Invent a device that will transport me everywhere I want to go
: > simultaneously!
:
: Wouldn't that spread you a little thin, Froggy?
:
There's plenty of him to go around!!!
8^D
Yatty
Dipswitch
Celebrity Extraordinaire <frog...@freeuk.com> provoked the following text:
>>> >> >> >>> Grope my lawn clippings!
>>> >> >> >>Tantalize my taste buds with fresh meringue and lemon zest!
>>> >> >> >Spawn my larvae!
>>> >> >> Fax my soul!
>>> >> >Kiss my Mary Janes!
>>> >> Suck my blowfish!
>>> >Put a new goodie in my pic-a-nic basket!
>>> Pull Billy The Kid out of his Billy The Kidneysżżż
>>Pay up my credit cards!
>Invent a device that will transport me anywhere I want to go
>instantaneously!
Such a device has been around for years! It's called a book!
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The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
Dipswitch
the following text:
>> >>> >> >>> Grope my lawn clippings!
>> >>> >> >>Tantalize my taste buds with fresh meringue and lemon zest!
>> >>> >> >Spawn my larvae!
>> >>> >> Fax my soul!
>> >>> >Kiss my Mary Janes!
>> >>> Suck my blowfish!
>> >>Put a new goodie in my pic-a-nic basket!
>> >Pull Billy The Kid out of his Billy The Kidneysżżż
>> Fly my brick!
>Invade my space with your space shuttle!
OOOH!!! I would love to invade _your_ space!
--
Peter Punk
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Clarence Julian 'Frog' Funky - Internet Celebrity Extraordinaire
sponsors of Frog Funky. In alt.silly.little.newsgroup, Phoebe Holmes
<phoebe...@home.com> did sayeth unto the multitudes:
>> >Pay up my credit cards!
>> Invent a device that will transport me everywhere I want to go
>> simultaneously!
>
>Wouldn't that spread you a little thin, Froggy?
Um sorry I meant instantaneously.
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Clarence Julian "Frog" Funky - Internet Celebrity Extraordinaire
Clarence Julian 'Frog' Funky - Internet Celebrity Extraordinaire
tHeBuCkEt" <me...@snotmail.com> did sayeth unto the multitudes:
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Clarence Julian "Frog" Funky - Internet Celebrity Extraordinaire
xxxEDxxx
> >> >: >: >> Wax my plastic fruit!
> >> >: >: >Polish stiletto heels!
> >> >: >: Italian spaghetti westerns!
> >> >: >Hungarian Dog Shit Shoe!
> >> >: Dutch treat!
> >> >Hawaiian Hu Flung Poo!!!
> >> American Well Hung Dung.
> >Sum Dum Gai.
>
> Hu Yu Hai Ding.
Ai Am Hai Ding A Tai Ni Po Ni.
--
:o)
xxxEDxxx
Phoebe Holmes
Clarence Julian 'Frog' Funky - Internet Celebrity Extraordinaire wrote:
>
> This message is brought to you by Tuba Toothpaste - The OFFICAL
> sponsors of Frog Funky. In alt.silly.little.newsgroup, Phoebe Holmes
> <phoebe...@home.com> did sayeth unto the multitudes:
> >> >> Pull Billy The Kid out of his Billy The Kidneysżżż
> >> >Pay up my credit cards!
> >> Invent a device that will transport me everywhere I want to go
> >> simultaneously!
> >
> >Wouldn't that spread you a little thin, Froggy?
>
> Um sorry I meant instantly.
Instant Funky Frog! Just add water. Okay, pond water.
_Bee Bee
Clarence Julian 'Frog' Funky - Internet Celebrity Extraordinaire
sponsors of Frog Funky. In alt.silly.little.newsgroup, Phoebe Holmes
<phoebe...@home.com> did sayeth unto the multitudes:
>
>
>Clarence Julian 'Frog' Funky - Internet Celebrity Extraordinaire wrote:
>>
>> This message is brought to you by Tuba Toothpaste - The OFFICAL
>> sponsors of Frog Funky. In alt.silly.little.newsgroup, Phoebe Holmes
>> <phoebe...@home.com> did sayeth unto the multitudes:
>> >> >> Pull Billy The Kid out of his Billy The Kidneysżżż
>> >> >Pay up my credit cards!
>> >> Invent a device that will transport me everywhere I want to go
>> >> simultaneously!
>> >
>> >Wouldn't that spread you a little thin, Froggy?
>>
>> Um sorry I meant instantly.
>
>Instant Funky Frog! Just add water. Okay, pond water.
Just add Twixes, banana milkshake and an extra extra extra large
portion of chips . Yummy!
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Clarence Julian "Frog" Funky - Internet Celebrity Extraordinaire
Clarence Julian 'Frog' Funky - Internet Celebrity Extraordinaire
<pp...@Billy.Bo.Bob-Bob-Bob.hetnet.nl> did sayeth unto the multitudes:
>On Tue, 20 Feb 2001 22:28:18 +0000, Clarence Julian 'Frog' Funky - Internet
>Celebrity Extraordinaire <frog...@freeuk.com> provoked the following text:
>
>>>> >> >> >>> Grope my lawn clippings!
>>>> >> >> >>Tantalize my taste buds with fresh meringue and lemon zest!
>>>> >> >> >Spawn my larvae!
>>>> >> >> Fax my soul!
>>>> >> >Kiss my Mary Janes!
>>>> >> Suck my blowfish!
>>>> >Put a new goodie in my pic-a-nic basket!
>>>> Pull Billy The Kid out of his Billy The Kidneysżżż
>>>Pay up my credit cards!
>>Invent a device that will transport me anywhere I want to go
>>instantaneously!
>
>Such a device has been around for years! It's called a book!
Yeah but the engine in my copy of Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep?
hasn't worked for years.
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Clarence Julian "Frog" Funky - Internet Celebrity Extraordinaire
xxxEDxxx
> >>> >> >> >>> Grope my lawn clippings!
> >>> >> >> >>Tantalize my taste buds with fresh meringue and lemon zest!
> >>> >> >> >Spawn my larvae!
> >>> >> >> Fax my soul!
> >>> >> >Kiss my Mary Janes!
> >>> >> Suck my blowfish!
> >>> >Put a new goodie in my pic-a-nic basket!
> >>> Pull Billy The Kid out of his Billy The Kidneysżżż
> >>Pay up my credit cards!
> >Invent a device that will transport me anywhere I want to go
> >instantaneously!
>
> Such a device has been around for years! It's called a book!
Do books have wings?
Or am I thinking of sanitary towels?
--
:o)
xxxEDxxx
xxxEDxxx
news:3A944CB7...@home.com...
> > >>>> >> >>> Grope my lawn clippings!
> > >>>> >> >>Tantalize my taste buds with fresh meringue and lemon zest!
> > >>>> >> >Spawn my larvae!
> > >>>> >> Fax my soul!
> > >>>> >Kiss my Mary Janes!
> > >>>> Suck my blowfish!
> > >>>Put a new goodie in my pic-a-nic basket!
> > >Fly my brick!
> > Transport my left iris to the other side of the globe in a container
> > shaped like a klingon.
>
> What does static cling have to do with it?
> What is static cling, but second hand electrons?
What????????
Are you on the same planet as me???????
--
:o)
xxxEDxxx
xxxEDxxx
news:t96e4n...@corp.supernews.com...
> Build your own, it's too easy. The motherboard book tells you exactly how
to
> do it. I'd start out with a ATX Socket 7. Get a Gigabyte
(brand)motherboard
> and then go purchase parts they tell you to hook up in the book. Read the
> whole book, (it's more like a booklet) be careful of static handling the
> parts.
It's easier said than done if you already know. I know far more than I used
to, but I still feel nowhere near good enough to build one right from
scratch.
My motherboard is a Gigabyte one. It's an old AT design though, to be able
to fit into my old case.
Yes, I know I could have got a different case, but I didn't want to make the
task any more complicated than it already was. I just wanted to put
everything back exactly how it was in the old one.
Besides, I got my new AMD K6-2/500MMX in it now, which is more than enough
(considering I'm running Win95 on it), so it zips along, especially with the
new hard drive and the 128MB RAM that I put in it. A vast imporvement on the
machine I originally bought back in 98.
--
:o)
xxxEDxxx
Phoebe Holmes
xxxEDxxx wrote:
>
> Phoebe Holmes <phoebe...@home.com> wrote in message
> news:3A944CB7...@home.com...
> > > >>>> >> >>> Grope my lawn clippings!
> > > >>>> >> >>Tantalize my taste buds with fresh meringue and lemon zest!
> > > >>>> >> >Spawn my larvae!
> > > >>>> >> Fax my soul!
> > > >>>> >Kiss my Mary Janes!
> > > >>>> Suck my blowfish!
> > > >>>Put a new goodie in my pic-a-nic basket!
> > > >>Pull Billy The Kid out of his Billy The Kidneysżżż
> > > >Fly my brick!
> > > Transport my left iris to the other side of the globe in a container
> > > shaped like a klingon.
> >
> > What does static cling have to do with it?
> > What is static cling, but second hand electrons?
>
> What????????
>
> Are you on the same planet as me???????
What's love have to do with it?
What's love but a second hand emotion?
It's from an old Tina Turner song, from the
planet Earth.
_Bee Bee
yAtGiRL tHeBuCkEt
: > Build your own, it's too easy. The motherboard book tells you exactly
how
: to
: > do it. I'd start out with a ATX Socket 7. Get a Gigabyte
: (brand)motherboard
: > and then go purchase parts they tell you to hook up in the book. Read
the
: > whole book, (it's more like a booklet) be careful of static handling the
: > parts.
:
: It's easier said than done if you already know. I know far more than I
used
: to, but I still feel nowhere near good enough to build one right from
: scratch.
:
: My motherboard is a Gigabyte one. It's an old AT design though, to be able
: to fit into my old case.
:
They are good boards, I like ASUS too.
: Yes, I know I could have got a different case, but I didn't want to make
the
: task any more complicated than it already was. I just wanted to put
: everything back exactly how it was in the old one.
:
: Besides, I got my new AMD K6-2/500MMX in it now, which is more than enough
: (considering I'm running Win95 on it), so it zips along, especially with
the
: new hard drive and the 128MB RAM that I put in it. A vast imporvement on
the
: machine I originally bought back in 98.
:
I'm going to send you a copy of Win98 and a good key. Next time you fdisk
and reformat, you can load it.
8^D
OXOXO
Yatty
*sounds like you did real good, Ed
yAtGiRL tHeBuCkEt
: >>> >> >> >>> Grope my lawn clippings!
: >>> >> >> >>Tantalize my taste buds with fresh meringue and lemon zest!
: >>> >> >> >Spawn my larvae!
: >>> >> >> Fax my soul!
: >>> >> >Kiss my Mary Janes!
: >>> >> Suck my blowfish!
: >>> >Put a new goodie in my pic-a-nic basket!
: >>> Pull Billy The Kid out of his Billy The Kidneysżżż
: >>Pay up my credit cards!
: >Invent a device that will transport me anywhere I want to go
: >instantaneously!
:
: Such a device has been around for years! It's called a book!
WORD!!!!
And don't *I* know it!!
Yatty
8^D
Phoebe Holmes
Dipswitch wrote:
>
> On Tue, 20 Feb 2001 22:28:18 +0000, Clarence Julian 'Frog' Funky - Internet
> Celebrity Extraordinaire <frog...@freeuk.com> provoked the following text:
>
> >>> >> >> >>> Grope my lawn clippings!
> >>> >> >> >>Tantalize my taste buds with fresh meringue and lemon zest!
> >>> >> >> >Spawn my larvae!
> >>> >> >> Fax my soul!
> >>> >> >Kiss my Mary Janes!
> >>> >> Suck my blowfish!
> >>> >Put a new goodie in my pic-a-nic basket!
> >>> Pull Billy The Kid out of his Billy The Kidneysżżż
> >>Pay up my credit cards!
> >Invent a device that will transport me anywhere I want to go
> >instantaneously!
>
> Such a device has been around for years! It's called a crook!
Richard Nixon is a tour guide now?
_Bee Bee
Dipswitch
the following text:
>> >>> >> >> >>> Grope my lawn clippings!
>> >>> >> >> >>Tantalize my taste buds with fresh meringue and lemon zest!
>> >>> >> >> >Spawn my larvae!
>> >>> >> >> Fax my soul!
>> >>> >> >Kiss my Mary Janes!
>> >>> >> Suck my blowfish!
>> >>> >Put a new goodie in my pic-a-nic basket!
>> >>> Pull Billy The Kid out of his Billy The Kidneysżżż
>> >>Pay up my credit cards!
>> >Invent a device that will transport me anywhere I want to go
>> >instantaneously!
>> Such a device has been around for years! It's called a book!
>Do books have wings?
>Or am I thinking of sanitary towels?
You ALLWAYS do, OBviously.
Dipswitch
provoked the following text:
>: Besides, I got my new AMD K6-2/500MMX in it now, which is more than enough
>: (considering I'm running Win95 on it), so it zips along, especially with
>: the new hard drive and the 128MB RAM that I put in it. A vast imporvement on
>: the machine I originally bought back in 98.
>:
>
>I'm going to send you a copy of Win98 and a good key. Next time you fdisk
>and reformat, you can load it.
DON"T USE THE KEY!!!! It wil rattle around in your floppydrive and damage it!
Dipswitch
the following text:
>> >>> >Put a new goodie in my pic-a-nic basket!
>> >>> Pull Billy The Kid out of his Billy The Kidneysżżż
>> >>Pay up my credit cards!
>> >Invent a device that will transport me anywhere I want to go
>> >instantaneously!
>> Such a device has been around for years! It's called a crook!
>Richard Nixon is a tour guide now?
Yup, and so is his doggy!
Now he can rightfully say that he earned everything he's got.
yAtGiRL tHeBuCkEt
:
: >: Besides, I got my new AMD K6-2/500MMX in it now, which is more than
enough
: >: (considering I'm running Win95 on it), so it zips along, especially
with
: >: the new hard drive and the 128MB RAM that I put in it. A vast
imporvement on
: >: the machine I originally bought back in 98.
: >:
: >
: >I'm going to send you a copy of Win98 and a good key. Next time you fdisk
: >and reformat, you can load it.
:
: DON"T USE THE KEY!!!! It wil rattle around in your floppydrive and damage
it!
But it fits so nicely in the 3 1/2 inch floppy!!!!!
hee hee
Yatty
Dipswitch
provoked the following text:
>: >: Besides, I got my new AMD K6-2/500MMX in it now, which is more than
That reminds me of something i saw on http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid
I'll see if i can find it...
Ah yes, here it is:
---------------------------------------
Tech Support: "Thank you for calling. How can I help you?"
Customer: "Help!"
Tech Support: "What's the problem, sir?"
Customer: "My drive started making funny noises, so I put my finger in it to see
what was wrong, and now I CAN'T GET IT OUT!!"
After muting the customer for a few seconds to regain his composure, I calmly
suggested that the man hang up and call 911. The funniest part is that this guy
actually waited on hold for over ten minutes before he was able to reach a tech.
---------------------------------------
And here's another one:
---------------------------------------
A woman dialed tech support for a large computer manufacturer. She complained
that her computer was "eating" her disks.
Tech Support: "Eating your disks?"
Customer: "Well I've inserted over twenty of them and still can't save to the
floppy drive."
After a long frustrating call, the customer service representative sent a tech
over to the woman's home. He was dumbfounded by what he saw.
One of the front face plates on the case was missing. Inside the computer, at
the bottom of the case, were exactly twenty floppy disks in a pile.
---------------------------------------
--
Peter Punk
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I'm not lost; I'm locationally challenged.
yAtGiRL tHeBuCkEt
: >: >: Besides, I got my new AMD K6-2/500MMX in it now, which is more than
Hey! I had one customer playing the fruit game, (one armed bandit casino
game) and it went 777 but the last 7 was up too high for her to win, so the
stupid bioch gets a large magnet and tries to drag down the 7 and completely
ruins the new 19 inch monitor.
I then charged her $70.00 to tell her she ruined it.
LOL
Yatty
Phoebe Holmes
yAtGiRL tHeBuCkEt wrote:
> Hey! I had one customer playing the fruit game, (one armed bandit casino
> game) and it went 777 but the last 7 was up too high for her to win, so the
> stupid bioch gets a large magnet and tries to drag down the 7 and completely
> ruins the new 19 inch monitor.
> I then charged her $70.00 to tell her she ruined it.
>
> LOL
> Yatty
A big magnet will ruin a monitor? I thought you could just
use a de-gaussing coil on it, and it would work fine. Or
maybe that just works with old color tee vees...
_Bee Bee (Letting on how out of it she is...)
yAtGiRL tHeBuCkEt
:
: > Hey! I had one customer playing the fruit game, (one armed bandit casino
No, normal sized magnets can be popped out like from speakers and such. This
was an industrial sized magnet, left a deep black hole, permanently.
This woman goes to casinos, she may be doing that there too. I've heard of
people using magnets there. I never go, myself.
Yatty
*has to earn her money
hee hee
Dipswitch
provoked the following text:
>: >: DON"T USE THE KEY!!!! It wil rattle around in your floppydrive and
LOL!!!! and LOL!!! again, i really think you should send that one in. I'm sure
they will give it a nice place on the site!
--
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"Whatever the missing mass of the universe is, I hope it's not cockroaches!" -- Mom
xxxEDxxx
> : > Build your own, it's too easy. The motherboard book tells you exactly
> how
> : to
> : > do it. I'd start out with a ATX Socket 7. Get a Gigabyte
> : (brand)motherboard
> : > and then go purchase parts they tell you to hook up in the book. Read
> the
> : > whole book, (it's more like a booklet) be careful of static handling
the
> : > parts.
> :
> : It's easier said than done if you already know. I know far more than I
> used
> : to, but I still feel nowhere near good enough to build one right from
> : scratch.
> :
> : My motherboard is a Gigabyte one. It's an old AT design though, to be
able
> : to fit into my old case.
> :
> They are good boards, I like ASUS too.
Oh.
> : Yes, I know I could have got a different case, but I didn't want to make
> the
> : task any more complicated than it already was. I just wanted to put
> : everything back exactly how it was in the old one.
> :
> : Besides, I got my new AMD K6-2/500MMX in it now, which is more than
enough
> : (considering I'm running Win95 on it), so it zips along, especially with
> the
> : new hard drive and the 128MB RAM that I put in it. A vast imporvement on
> the
> : machine I originally bought back in 98.
> :
>
> I'm going to send you a copy of Win98 and a good key. Next time you fdisk
> and reformat, you can load it.
No, don't worry, I'm happy with the one I've got. Mine's Win95B, which was
the first version of Windows to use the FAT32 file system. I've used Win98
before at work, and anything else is just extra features as far as I'm
concerned.
I'm happy with the set up I've got now. If it aint broke, don't fix it.
Besides, 98 and ME are still the same basic version of Windows, just with
various tweeks and bug fixes and added features. 95, 98 and ME are just the
commercial names to try and lure you into buying it, but the actual version
number of all of them is 4.something still. They're all still Windows
version 4. It's not like anything major different, like if they went up to
version 5 or something.
Looking in a book I've got, there's a picture of the System Properties
screen on Win98, and it says 4.10.1998. On mine it says 4.00.950B. And I
remember seeing somewhere else a screen shot of the same screen on WinME and
it was still 4.xx.xxx or whatever.
I even remember my version of Windows came with the Active Desktop thing
that wasn't on the first version of Win95 (but I don't use the active
desktop, because it always used to crash). So, it's quite possible that
there's just as many differences between this and the first version of Win95
as there is between this and Win98.
> 8^D
> OXOXO
> Yatty
> *sounds like you did real good, Ed
Yeah.
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xxxEDxxx
Groda
>game) and it went 777 but the last 7 was up too high for her to win, so the
>stupid bioch gets a large magnet and tries to drag down the 7 and completely
>ruins the new 19 inch monitor.
>I then charged her $70.00 to tell her she ruined it.
>
>LOL
>Yatty
Oooooh... I've had some real idiots pass my way...
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An old lady called us up and complained that our setup cd didn't work.
The drive said that nothing was in there. After much talking, it
struck me:
Groda: Are the disks you have previously stuck in the front of your
box big, black, and floppy?
Crone: Yes. Yours looks different.
I sent her to MS Tech Support and told her to explain the entire
situation. Spread the joy.
~~
Lady: I got your setup CD, and just to be sure, which side goes up?
~~
Don't make me get started with all the people who called about the
Windows login screen.
~~
I do tech support for an ISP. Here's some people whose dialing
fingers were faster than their brains:
~~
Lady: I'm having trouble getting the ink cartrige into my printer,
and I can't understand the manual.
~~
Man: I'm sick of how unreliable your service is. I couldn't get
connected all week. I want to get reimbursed for all the time I payed
for.
Groda: Were you unable to dialup?
Man: Yes. There was an operator's message in the background when it
dialed up.
Groda: Let's go into "My Computer" and check your dialup networking
settings.
Man: I can't, I'm not at my computer. I'm using a friends phone.
Groda: Is it possible for you to call back when you're at your
computer.
Man: No, the phone company cut my line about two weeks ago.
~~
I once got a corporate spammer who was asking for SMTP server
addresses:
Ishbu the Indian Monkey: No, I am not a spammer. I only send
commercial e-mails to people who have signed up for them.
I gave him another server, so he ended up sending SMTP requests to a
DNS server.
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Clarence Julian 'Frog' Funky - Internet Celebrity Extraordinaire
<ed_cat_98ATyahooDOTcom> did sayeth unto the multitudes:
What do towels have to do with sanity?
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Clarence Julian "Frog" Funky - Internet Celebrity Extraordinaire
Clarence Julian 'Frog' Funky - Internet Celebrity Extraordinaire
tHeBuCkEt" <me...@snotmail.com> did sayeth unto the multitudes:
>: DON"T USE THE KEY!!!! It wil rattle around in your floppydrive and damage
>it!
>
>But it fits so nicely in the 3 1/2 inch floppy!!!!!
>
>hee hee
>Yatty
Are we talking about a brand new cure for impotency or am I mistaken?
Phoebe Holmes
Clarence Julian 'Frog' Funky - Internet Celebrity Extraordinaire wrote:
>
> This message is brought to you by Tuba Toothpaste - The OFFICAL
> sponsors of Frog Funky. In alt.silly.little.newsgroup, "yAtGiRL
> tHeBuCkEt" <me...@snotmail.com> did sayeth unto the multitudes:
> >: DON"T USE THE KEY!!!! It wil rattle around in your floppydrive and damage
> >it!
> >
> >But it fits so nicely in the 3 1/2 inch floppy!!!!!
> >
> >hee hee
> >Yatty
>
> Are we talking about a brand new cure for pot noodles or am I mistaken?
I don't think there is a cure for pot noodles, but a low fat
diet, exercise, and vitamin E is supposed to help.
_Bee Bee
yAtGiRL tHeBuCkEt
: >Hey! I had one customer playing the fruit game, (one armed bandit casino
: >game) and it went 777 but the last 7 was up too high for her to win, so
the
: >stupid bioch gets a large magnet and tries to drag down the 7 and
completely
: >ruins the new 19 inch monitor.
: >I then charged her $70.00 to tell her she ruined it.
: >
: >LOL
: >Yatty
:
: Oooooh... I've had some real idiots pass my way...
:
HEY!!!!!
WB!!!! My old pal!!!
:
: ~~
:
Glad to see you!!!!
Yatty
8^D
yAtGiRL tHeBuCkEt
: >: DON"T USE THE KEY!!!! It wil rattle around in your floppydrive and
damage
: >it!
: >
: >But it fits so nicely in the 3 1/2 inch floppy!!!!!
: >
: >hee hee
: >Yatty
:
: Are we talking about a brand new cure for impotency or am I mistaken?
:
: -
BUUWONK!! BUUWONK!!!
ALL HANDS ON THE HARD DRIVE!!!
LOL
Yatty
xxxEDxxx
> > >: DON"T USE THE KEY!!!! It wil rattle around in your floppydrive and
damage
> > >it!
> > >
> > >But it fits so nicely in the 3 1/2 inch floppy!!!!!
> > >
> > >hee hee
> > >Yatty
> >
> > Are we talking about a brand new cure for pot noodles or am I mistaken?
>
> Fried Egg Surprise and lots of cheese comes close.
Well I certainly like the bit about lots of cheese!
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xxxEDxxx