adult newsgroups
rebel
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<sh...@bolton6.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
>are there any adult newsgroups about ??
>
>
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About what???????????????
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"Fuddle Duddle" - Pierre Elliot Trudeau
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rebel <sh...@bolton6.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in article
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ZzaZazz
ed
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ZzaZazz <zza...@aol.com> wrote in article
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anzo...@yuck.net
Oh, you missed it.
There goes another one! Alt.fan.glenn.miller
To do this proper - get yourself a NewsgroupSpotting book
then join us on the Alt.silly.little.newsgroup boardwalk
and we'll piss away a whole afternoon ogling newsgroups.
Mad Hatter
>No, I have been unable to find any pornography on the internet at all.
>
>ed
>
I haven't even been able to find a pornograph to play it on.
mr hatter
yocafi
rebel wrote in message <7cgsbb$afr$1...@news4.svr.pol.co.uk>...
>are there any adult newsgroups about ??
First of all that "about" sounds very suspicious to me(from Canada - - not
you are?)
And then; the very thought of other newsgroups of any kind is really making
me nervous. I am sure that alt.silly.little.newsgroup is the only one there
is.
So if we must we will become more adult for you. Meet me later under the
bleachers.
so let it bee
s.s....@uclan.ac.uk
Yes, I know of a few... there's one about filling in tax returns, one about
finding a job which suits you, and another about how to be a better driver...
I hope you find these newsgroups useful for your adult purposes...
The All Powerful
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s.s....@uclan.ac.uk
zza...@aol.com (ZzaZazz) wrote:
> No, I have been unable to find any pornography on the internet at all.
You've been looking in the wrong places... every time I search for a perfectly
innocent word like 'beast' or 'kiddies' I get 77,426,348 web pages all
advertising sticky jill's love factory or big benny's bottom beach or
whatever... get a better search engine...
s.s....@uclan.ac.uk
Upgrading Girlfriend 1.0
In a message dated 2/11/99 1:57:49 PM EST, s.s....@uclan.ac.uk wrote:
Tech Support Request
Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the
new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was
included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs
itself into all other programs and launches during system
initialization where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Pokernight 10.3 and Beerbash 2.5 no longer run,
crashing the system whenever selected. I can not seem to purge Wife
1.0 from my system. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 1.0
but un-install does not work on this program. Can you help me?
The All Powerful
Dear All Powerful,
This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to
a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to
Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES &
ENTERTAINMENT" program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run
everything. WARNING DO NOT TRY TO: un-install, delete, or purge the
program from the system once installed. Trying to un-install Wife
1.0 can be disasterious. Doing so may destroy your hard and/or
floppy drive. Trying to un-install or remove Wife 1.0 will destroy
valuable system resources. You can not go back to Girlfriend 1.0
because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to
install Girlfriend 2.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than
the original system. Look in your manual under Warnings-
Alimony/Child Support. Others have tried to run Girlfriend 1.0 in the
background, while Wife 1.0 is running. Eventually Wife 1.0 detects
Girlfriend 1.0 and a system conflict occurs, this can lead to a non-
recoverable system crash. Some users have tried to download simular
products such as Fling and 1NiteStand. Often their systems have
become infected with a virus. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and
just deal with the situation.
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the
entire section regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs). You must
assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur.
The best course of action will be to push apologize button then reset
button as soon as lock-up occurs. System will run smooth as long as
you take the blame for all GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program but is
very high maintenance.
Suggestions for improved operation of Wife 1.0
-Monthly use utilities such as TLC and FTD
-Frequently use Communicator 5.0
-Tech Support
Hope that cures a few of your problems - The All Powerful
nutm...@my-dejanews.com
s.s....@uclan.ac.uk wrote:
>
> Suggestions for improved operation of Wife 1.0
> -Monthly use utilities such as TLC and FTD
> -Frequently use Communicator 5.0
>
> -Tech Support
>
> Hope that cures a few of your problems - The All Powerful
Hee, Hee, Hee.
That is so-o-o funny.
Now I know why I love this NG.
It really makes me laugh!
--J
Stephen H. Kawamoto
ZzaZazz wrote:
> No, I have been unable to find any pornography on the internet at all.
>
> ed
Stephen H. Kawamoto
s.s....@uclan.ac.uk wrote:
> In article <19990315021453...@ng-cc1.aol.com>,
> zza...@aol.com (ZzaZazz) wrote:
> > No, I have been unable to find any pornography on the internet at all.
>
> You've been looking in the wrong places... every time I search for a perfectly
> innocent word like 'beast' or 'kiddies' I get 77,426,348 web pages all
> advertising sticky jill's love factory or big benny's bottom beach or
> whatever... get a better search engine...
>
> The All Powerful
>