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Fal Leac

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Nov 17, 2003, 12:05:54 AM11/17/03
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What's your Smurf Name...

http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mule/smurfgen.html

I typed in Leather Queer... My Smurf name is "Fundamentalist Smurf"

Yatgirl theBucket

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Nov 17, 2003, 12:21:40 AM11/17/03
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LOL, I put my real name and got Man-Eating Smurf!!!

errr....Leather Queer?
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Yatgirl theBucket
)0(

Fal Leac

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Nov 17, 2003, 1:11:33 AM11/17/03
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>errr....Leather Queer?

Yes... Leather Queer... Nogahide Weird... Upholstery Funky... Ugh! Gronk steam
clean now!

Vhat you were thinking I was writing zomething dirty maybe...

I put Rob Fox in and all I got was "Yahweh Smurf"... some humor... Oy! What's
so funny about "Yahweh Smurf" I should ask...

In any case... dis is a very funny vebpage...

Shalom!


critt

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Nov 17, 2003, 6:18:14 AM11/17/03
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Yatgirl theBucket wrote:

ah, i am cuddly smurf. how true!

Mzzz Pnoopie Pnats

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Nov 17, 2003, 7:11:56 AM11/17/03
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that iz two funnneee!!

reel name

Insatiable Smurf

Mz Pants

Lemon Fresh smurf


Watch my mental breakdown as it happens.
http://mspoopiepants.blogspot.com/

I'm posting...be very afraid.

http://www.lolfun.com/flash_0603/funky_d.cfm

Tank goodness for usenet to keep track of my major life events.

I never learned how to socialize from my family. I might as well have been raised by a pack of wolves.

Yatgirl theBucket

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Nov 17, 2003, 10:35:22 AM11/17/03
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On Mon, 17 Nov 2003 07:11:56 -0500, Mzzz Pnoopie Pnats wrote:

> On 17 Nov 2003 05:05:54 GMT, fal...@aol.comEire (Fal Leac) wrote:
>
>>What's your Smurf Name...
>>
>>http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mule/smurfgen.html
>>
>>I typed in Leather Queer... My Smurf name is "Fundamentalist Smurf"
>
> that iz two funnneee!!
>
> reel name
>
> Insatiable Smurf
>
> Mz Pants
>
> Lemon Fresh smurf
>

LOL!! Did you try Pnats?
hee hee Spellaring Smurf!
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Yatgirl theBucket
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Mzzz Pnoopie Pnats

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Nov 17, 2003, 11:26:09 AM11/17/03
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On Mon, 17 Nov 2003 09:35:22 -0600, Yatgirl theBucket <yat...@myrealbox.com>
wrote:

LOL!!

Ms Pants
is

Hoochie Smurf! har har har

My hubby's name is

Fatass Smurf!!!! LMAO!!!! which is reeele hilarious becawse he is so thin!!

Eve-Ning

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Nov 17, 2003, 8:02:42 PM11/17/03
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>
>
>
> I never learned how to socialize from my family. I might as well have been
raised by a pack of wolves.

__
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Cyrano

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Nov 18, 2003, 2:33:50 AM11/18/03
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fal...@aol.comEire (Fal Leac) wrote in message news:<20031117000554...@mb-m22.aol.com>...

> What's your Smurf Name...
>
> http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mule/smurfgen.html
>
> I typed in Leather Queer... My Smurf name is "Fundamentalist Smurf"

Groupie Smurf

Yatgirl theBucket

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Nov 18, 2003, 10:37:02 AM11/18/03
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LOL!!! So was the Mister!!!!
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East Village Drunk

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Nov 18, 2003, 12:10:46 PM11/18/03
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I got The Smurf. I am adjectiveless :(

Or does it mean I encompass all that is smurf?

Yatgirl theBucket

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Nov 18, 2003, 4:21:29 PM11/18/03
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On 18 Nov 2003 09:10:46 -0800, East Village Drunk wrote:

> I got The Smurf. I am adjectiveless :(
>
> Or does it mean I encompass all that is smurf?

You're "The One!"
The Smurf that will rescue Smurfdom and open all our eyes!

Just remember...."There is *no* smurfberry."

Fal Leac

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Nov 18, 2003, 9:32:02 PM11/18/03
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>I got The Smurf. I am adjectiveless :(
>
>Or does it mean I encompass all that is smurf?

LOL! :D

I got "The Smurf" for George Bush...

I got "Fictitious Smurf" when I typed in Osama Bin Laden...

Fal Leac

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Nov 18, 2003, 9:44:31 PM11/18/03
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>Just remember...."There is *no* smurfberry."

Type in "Smurfy Smurf" and you get "Erotic Smurf"...

Well I guess we know what "smurfy" means don't we ;)

Quick someone get me a Smurf VHS... I want to no what kind of freaks these
smurfs really are..


KevLee II

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Nov 19, 2003, 1:02:07 AM11/19/03
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"Fal Leac" <fal...@aol.comEire> wrote in message
news:20031118213202...@mb-m04.aol.com...

Odd...I got Naughty Smurf when I typed in George Bush...

anyone know what Stanky Smurf means? That's me...

My girlfriend got Cletus the Slack-jawed Smurf

Yatgirl theBucket

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Nov 19, 2003, 10:35:35 AM11/19/03
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On Wed, 19 Nov 2003 00:02:07 -0600, KevLee II wrote:

>
> anyone know what Stanky Smurf means? That's me...
>

Stanky means you've got bad sexual kinks.
You might need your own little mushroom-capped hut rather than sharing it
with the other "normal" smurfs.

hee hee

Fal Leac

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Nov 19, 2003, 2:37:21 PM11/19/03
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>Odd...I got Naughty Smurf when I typed in George Bush...
>

That's because your Stanky Smurf...

>anyone know what Stanky Smurf means? That's me...

Tell us about your George Bush fetish first...

KevLee II

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Nov 20, 2003, 12:17:11 AM11/20/03
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"Yatgirl theBucket" <yat...@myrealbox.com> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 19 Nov 2003 00:02:07 -0600, KevLee II wrote:
>
> >
> > anyone know what Stanky Smurf means? That's me...
> >
>
> Stanky means you've got bad sexual kinks.
> You might need your own little mushroom-capped hut rather than sharing it
> with the other "normal" smurfs.
>
> hee hee

I have to avoid "normal" smurfs? Well that's fine...you can still share my
hut with me and George W...

KevLee II

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Nov 20, 2003, 12:23:15 AM11/20/03
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"Fal Leac" <fal...@aol.comEire> wrote in message
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It all started when I was lad back in the day when I had to walk to school
in the wintertime in 10 feet of snow, barefoot, uphill both ways. And when
it got Icy, I'd have to wrap barbed wire on my feet just to keep from
slipping...Well, about the time I started 8th grade, my family finally
bought a pair of shoes. Unfortunately, with 19 kids, our poor dog had to
keep running the shoes back to the next kid in line. I tell ya, getting up
at 2am to milk the cows by hand and then having to walk to school at 5am,
with no breakfast, and only a crust of bread, and milksicle for lunch was
very hard on me. When that there feller, Gearge W. chopped down his cherry
tree with that machete that he barrd from my pa, well I admired him. And
that's how it all started.

Yatgirl theBucket

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Nov 20, 2003, 2:03:20 PM11/20/03
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On Wed, 19 Nov 2003 23:23:15 -0600, KevLee II wrote:
>> That's because your Stanky Smurf...
>>
>>>anyone know what Stanky Smurf means? That's me...
>>
>> Tell us about your George Bush fetish first...
>
> It all started when I was lad back in the day when I had to walk to school
> in the wintertime in 10 feet of snow, barefoot, uphill both ways. And when
> it got Icy, I'd have to wrap barbed wire on my feet just to keep from
> slipping...Well, about the time I started 8th grade, my family finally
> bought a pair of shoes. Unfortunately, with 19 kids, our poor dog had to
> keep running the shoes back to the next kid in line. I tell ya, getting up
> at 2am to milk the cows by hand

as opposed to hands-free? LOL

>and then having to walk to school at 5am,
> with no breakfast, and only a crust of bread, and milksicle for lunch was
> very hard on me. When that there feller, Gearge W. chopped down his cherry
> tree with that machete that he barrd from my pa, well I admired him. And
> that's how it all started.

Then you lost your teeth and got the clap from hookers in and aroung the
soon-to-be Washington area?

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