Multiple Personality Disorder (MPD)

[Uncle Buggy]

We've discussed it amongst ourselves, and we have
concluded that we don't have MPD. They'll have to
come up with another explanation. They're also
going to have to stop giving us drugs and
hypnotizing us. It's beginning to get a bit
confusing. We think the Doc needs a vacation.

UB, S, B, DP, KM

[Robert Kriegel]

Uncle Buggy <studi...@earthlinkyadayadayada.net> wrote:

I was talking to myself the other day and he said that the
true diagnoses of MPD can only be made when one beats the shit out the
other. I went to med school for three months and he didn't so I'm
skeptical.

Slugluv

[Elmyra Duff]

Uncle Buggy wrote:
> We've discussed it amongst ourselves, and we have
> concluded that we don't have MPD. They'll have to
> come up with another explanation. They're also
> going to have to stop giving us drugs and
> hypnotizing us. It's beginning to get a bit
> confusing. We think the Doc needs a vacation.
>
> UB, S, B, DP, KM

We agree, Buggy
Don't let those Doctors pick on yous!

Elmyra (^_^)
good twin:
http://www.geocities.com/~orangesky/index.html
kinda sorta evil twin:
http://www.geocities.com/EnchantedForest/7961/index.html

[anzo...@yuck.net]

robert....@mindspring.com (Robert Kriegel) wrote:

> Uncle Buggy <studi...@earthlinkyadayadayada.net> wrote:
>
> >We've discussed it amongst ourselves, and we have
> >concluded that we don't have MPD. They'll have to
> >come up with another explanation. They're also
> >going to have to stop giving us drugs and
> >hypnotizing us. It's beginning to get a bit
> >confusing. We think the Doc needs a vacation.
> >
> >UB, S, B, DP, KM
>

> I was talking to myself the other day and he said that the
> true diagnoses of MPD can only be made when one beats the shit out the
> other. I went to med school for three months and he didn't so I'm
> skeptical.

At this very moment an entirely new procedure
for separating Multiple 'Siamese' Personalities
(invariably joined at the hips) is being tested.
It involves the use of plastic explosives
and a crack surgical support team sporting catcher's mits
and butterfly nets to catch the flying debris.
Opinion on the precise amount of explosives to use
is divided between the confident 'Use enough gun' camp
and the cautious 'You'll be sorry' camp.
Let's watch ...
*Ka-BOOOOOM!*
Ok, let's look in the nets, Hummmm, nets are ... gone,
crack surgical team ... gone, ceiling ... gone,
someone in the back bunker is yelling 'I told you so',
and the doctors all seem to be scurrying around gathering
papers from their desks and running out the back door.
For a complete report be sure to tune in this week to
America's Funniest Medical Procedures.

[Strodeler of Goats]

Try using a chainsaw or maybe even breathing into a brown paper bag
repeatedly.