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love...@aol.com

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Nov 19, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/19/96
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My first gossip post!

Sam Champion of ABC news NY, has been known to frequent Nassau county, LI
gay bars. Does he have friends there or is he a freind of Dorothy?

John Zvaleko

interloper

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Nov 19, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/19/96
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All weathermen are gay. Remember Stormin Norman in Sacramento?

OK, maybe Dallas Raines isn't gay - he like cars.

Dan Savage is gay, but he's not a weatherman.

All basketball players are gay.

Travelling salesmen are not gay.

Nina Hartley is bi.

blam

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Nov 19, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/19/96
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Sam can often be found at Manhattan queer bars, Splash and Champs.
Right next to Nathan Lane on certain nights. They're here. They're
queer. They're living in the closet.

Brad Lamm

lilc...@aol.com

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Nov 20, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/20/96
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love...@aol.com wrote:

>My first gossip post!
>
>Sam Champion of ABC news NY, has been known to frequent Nassau county,
>LI gay bars. Does he have friends there or is he a freind of Dorothy?

My cousin is a tv weatherman, and told me years ago that Sam is a friend
of Dorothy. Over the past few years, each time one of the NY tabloids
printed a blind item about a certain handsome and gay NYC-area weatherman,
we knew it was Sam.

I vaguely recall something about sex on an airplane.


"I wish to say that we all look forward with great pleasure to four years of wonderful, inspiring speeches, full of wit, poetry, music, love and affection, plus more goddamn nonsense." -- David Brinkley, 11/6/96, remarking on the re-election of the Clintons

jimk...@aol.com

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Nov 20, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/20/96
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I live on LI and I've heard the rumors for years. I actually saw him with
some friends at the NYC AIDS Walk-A-Thon in 1995 and he certainly appeared
to be in a "gay" mood. Gay or not, the man is still just a "pretty boy."

Jim Kelly
Jimk...@aol.com

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Miss Lo

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Nov 20, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/20/96
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In article <32922B...@a.com>, interloper <a...@a.com> writes

>love...@aol.com wrote:
>>
>> My first gossip post!
>>
>> Sam Champion of ABC news NY, has been known to frequent Nassau county, LI
>> gay bars. Does he have friends there or is he a freind of Dorothy?
> All weathermen are gay. Remember Stormin Norman in Sacramento?
>
>OK, maybe Dallas Raines isn't gay - he like cars.
>
>Dan Savage is gay, but he's not a weatherman.
>
>All basketball players are gay.
>
>Travelling salesmen are not gay.
>
>Nina Hartley is bi.

My very fave is the weatheman in LA - the appropriately named
Christopher Nance.
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"Ass, Gas, or Grass - no one rides for free"

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Nov 22, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/22/96
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bl...@nycnet.com (blam) writes:

>Sam can often be found at Manhattan queer bars, Splash and Champs.

Does not Sam OWN Champs (Sam CHAMPion)?
^^^^^

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Jeff Kirk

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Nov 23, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/23/96
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In article <19961120043...@ladder01.news.aol.com>, lilc...@aol.com
says...

>
>love...@aol.com wrote:
>
>>My first gossip post!
>>
>>Sam Champion of ABC news NY, has been known to frequent Nassau county,
>>LI gay bars. Does he have friends there or is he a freind of Dorothy?
>
>My cousin is a tv weatherman, and told me years ago that Sam is a friend
>of Dorothy. Over the past few years, each time one of the NY tabloids
>printed a blind item about a certain handsome and gay NYC-area weatherman,
>we knew it was Sam.

This is one I can attest to personally, kiddies, having seen the *very* well-
built Champion getting down and dirty at the Sound Factory a couple years back
with an equally-well built studmuffin. Both were shirtless, both were pawing
each other, both at least *looked* rather heavily drugged.

Jeff
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Ben Bryant

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Nov 24, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/24/96
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No, but if you live in Monroe, LA one of your anchors is.

And if you're in Austin, TX (at least) one of your sportscasters is.

Daevid MacKenzie, UltimaJock!

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Nov 24, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/24/96
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Ben Bryant wrote:
>
> No, but if you live in Monroe, LA one of your anchors is.
>
> And if you're in Austin, TX (at least) one of your sportscasters is.

...and in Green Bay, WI, at least one of your weathercasters is...

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kith...@aol.com

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Nov 25, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/25/96
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Can someone send me a pic of this guy so I can see what all the fuss is
about? We don't get him here in Chicago....BUT, one of our previous local
weathercasters is now Steve Marks, actively pursuing a gay porn career.
--------------------------------------------

Jeremy

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Nov 29, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/29/96
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On Sun, 24 Nov 1996, Daevid MacKenzie, UltimaJock! wrote:

> Ben Bryant wrote:
> >
> > No, but if you live in Monroe, LA one of your anchors is.
> >
> > And if you're in Austin, TX (at least) one of your sportscasters is.
>
> ...and in Green Bay, WI, at least one of your weathercasters is...


In Little Rock, AR, there are at least two weathermen who are supposed to
be gay. One of them (on channel 4) I heard about from someone who said
she went to the same church as his boyfriend. The other (channel 7) was
arrested for (IIRC) some naughty activities with another man in a public
park.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Jeremy, fount of all gossip from Arkansas, quite possibly the dullest
state in the union.
ASGTPR #98

"God, why do Americans dress so bad? Do they want to look unattractive
so they won't get raped, or what? When did it start?" -Andy Warhol

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Jeff Kirk

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Dec 2, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/2/96
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In article <Pine.SOL.3.95.961129084740.15609C-100000@comp>, Ben Bryant wrote:

> No, but if you live in Monroe, LA one of your anchors is.
>
> And if you're in Austin, TX (at least) one of your sportscasters is.

Not to mention the roly-poly head weathercaster on this same channel, who once
tried to get my (straight) friend to do some naked hottubbing. He politely
declined the invite.

Rick Lorenzo

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Dec 2, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/2/96
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Anyone in Phoenix?

*NaNcY*

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Dec 3, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/3/96
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On 2 Dec 1996 05:42:03 GMT, kir...@fc.net (Jeff Kirk) wrote:

>In article <Pine.SOL.3.95.961129084740.15609C-100000@comp>, Ben Bryant wrote:
>
>> No, but if you live in Monroe, LA one of your anchors is.
>>
>> And if you're in Austin, TX (at least) one of your sportscasters is.
>
>Not to mention the roly-poly head weathercaster on this same channel, who once
>tried to get my (straight) friend to do some naked hottubbing. He politely
>declined the invite.

Albuquerque has a closed gay anchor as well!

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anon...@aol.com

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Dec 3, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/3/96
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Here's our tally so far...

1. Monroe, LA (Jon Denison -- Did I spell it right?)
2. Austin, TX (Dave Cody)
3. Austin, TX (Unidentified Weatherman (men))
4. Albuqurque, NM (Unidentified Weatherman)

Ready to add to the list?

Dan J.

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Dec 3, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/3/96
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Johnny Bench (former Red's catcher, Cincinnati)
Roxanne Qualls (Mayor of Cincinnati)
um, allegedly.

Dan


anon...@aol.com wrote in article <58060f$h...@geraldo.cc.utexas.edu>...

*NaNcY*

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Dec 3, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/3/96
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On 3 Dec 1996 03:15:27 GMT, anon...@aol.com wrote:

>
>Here's our tally so far...
>
>1. Monroe, LA (Jon Denison -- Did I spell it right?)
>2. Austin, TX (Dave Cody)
>3. Austin, TX (Unidentified Weatherman (men))
>4. Albuqurque, NM (Unidentified Weatherman)
>
>Ready to add to the list?


revision....make that Albuquerque, NM (Unidentified Anchorman)

Catty

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Dec 3, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/3/96
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nlo...@rt66.com (*NaNcY*) wrote:

>On 2 Dec 1996 05:42:03 GMT, kir...@fc.net (Jeff Kirk) wrote:

>>In article <Pine.SOL.3.95.961129084740.15609C-100000@comp>, Ben Bryant wrote:
>>
>>> No, but if you live in Monroe, LA one of your anchors is.
>>>
>>> And if you're in Austin, TX (at least) one of your sportscasters is.
>>
>>Not to mention the roly-poly head weathercaster on this same channel, who once
>>tried to get my (straight) friend to do some naked hottubbing. He politely
>>declined the invite.

>Albuquerque has a closed gay anchor as well!

*NaNcY* dear, thanks for giving me a near-heart attack. I was - for a moment -
confused. My mind just went blank for *ages* while staring at your line.
Eventually I realised you was talking about a person, not a boat anchor.
Silly me, I shouldn't have taken..<a-hem>.... too much coffee.

<bravefully snip NaNcY's very cool sig>

Catty (a shaken film bore)
xx

Mike Rice

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Dec 3, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/3/96
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kir...@fc.net (Jeff Kirk) wrote:

>In article <Pine.SOL.3.95.961129084740.15609C-100000@comp>, Ben Bryant wrote:
>
>> No, but if you live in Monroe, LA one of your anchors is.
>>
>> And if you're in Austin, TX (at least) one of your sportscasters is.

>Not to mention the roly-poly head weathercaster on this same channel, who once
>tried to get my (straight) friend to do some naked hottubbing. He politely
>declined the invite.

He told you he "politely declined the invite."

Mike Rice

princ...@aol.com

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In article <32a39299...@207.126.101.82>, nlo...@rt66.com (*NaNcY*)
writes:

>On 2 Dec 1996 05:42:03 GMT, kir...@fc.net (Jeff Kirk) wrote:
>
>>In article <Pine.SOL.3.95.961129084740.15609C-100000@comp>, Ben Bryant
>wrote:
>>
>>> No, but if you live in Monroe, LA one of your anchors is.
>>>
>>> And if you're in Austin, TX (at least) one of your sportscasters is.
>>
>>Not to mention the roly-poly head weathercaster on this same channel,
who
>once
>>tried to get my (straight) friend to do some naked hottubbing. He
politely
>>declined the invite.
>

>Albuquerque has a closed gay anchor as well!


Golly-gee-whoppers, I *wish* we had a gay anchor, ours is a moron,
non-pretty boy, (think: mind = Miller Redfield appearance = Lou Grant,
but without the back-hair). He says things like "man-den-tory", when
reading from the prompter, and "...he don't" when forced to speak
extemporaneously. Additionally, he hosts the local version of "The Jerry
Lewis Telethon", and uses it as a personal pageant, like "Community
Theatre, On The Air!". He sheds his 1957 bad band leader tux coat within
the first 15 minutes, and we are then treated to a game of guessing what
hour of the telethon we are in by counting the sweat rings under his arms.
Occasionally some drunk with more gumption than sense, will pledge $10,
if, let's call him "Jim", will come to the phone and say "HI", which he
does, then gets drawn into a screaming, and BTW, swearing, match, when the
drunk turns belligerent. In recent memory "Jim", stood near a phone
volunteer, framed in a group shot with a "poster-child", and his horrified
mother, the camera catching every nuance, as he called, with ruddy face
and cracking voice, some schmuck an SOB! You could see the poor mother
wanted to crawl *under* the wheel chair. OTOH, he does pronounce
"sow-bellies" and "pork futures" perfectly, on a daily basis.
Pink wishes
The Princess \*****/

Rod Williams

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anon...@aol.com wrote:
>
> Here's our tally so far...
>
> 1. Monroe, LA (Jon Denison -- Did I spell it right?)
> 2. Austin, TX (Dave Cody)
> 3. Austin, TX (Unidentified Weatherman (men))
> 4. Albuqurque, NM (Unidentified Weatherman)
>
> Ready to add to the list?

Sorry, I came in late -- is this a list of suspected gay TV talent,
or is there room for out-of-the-closet ones too? If so, add:

Hank Plante, weekend anchor, KPIX Ch. 5, San Francisco CA.
Randy Shandobil, reporter, KTVU Ch. 2, Oakland CA.

...and I think *all* of the local weather guys are suspect. Not
sure about the women -- my lesbian gaydar malfunctions...

Rod
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tupel...@aol.com

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Dec 3, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/3/96
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>NaNcY writes:
>Here's our tally so far...
>
>1. Monroe, LA (Jon Denison -- Did I spell it right?)
>2. Austin, TX (Dave Cody)
>3. Austin, TX (Unidentified Weatherman (men))
>4. Albuqurque, NM (Unidentified Weatherman)
>
>Ready to add to the list?

Bill Oglesby, ex-Richmond, VA anchorman arrested for solicitation in '94
(as I recall).

Tupelo

Miss Lo

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Dec 3, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/3/96
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In article <32A45E...@pacbell.com>, Rod Williams
<rjw...@pacbell.com> writes

>anon...@aol.com wrote:
>>
>> Here's our tally so far...
>>
>> 1. Monroe, LA (Jon Denison -- Did I spell it right?)
>> 2. Austin, TX (Dave Cody)
>> 3. Austin, TX (Unidentified Weatherman (men))
>> 4. Albuqurque, NM (Unidentified Weatherman)
>>
>> Ready to add to the list?
>
>Sorry, I came in late -- is this a list of suspected gay TV talent,
>or is there room for out-of-the-closet ones too? If so, add:
>
> Hank Plante, weekend anchor, KPIX Ch. 5, San Francisco CA.
> Randy Shandobil, reporter, KTVU Ch. 2, Oakland CA.
>
>...and I think *all* of the local weather guys are suspect. Not
>sure about the women -- my lesbian gaydar malfunctions...
>
In NY - Sue Simmons (WNBC). old News
Jane Hansen - used to be at NBC, don't know if she's still.
News of her bisexual romps came out during a really awful divorce battle
a while back.

Daevid MacKenzie, UltimaJock!

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anon...@aol.com wrote:
>
> Here's our tally so far...
>
> 1. Monroe, LA (Jon Denison -- Did I spell it right?)
> 2. Austin, TX (Dave Cody)
> 3. Austin, TX (Unidentified Weatherman (men))
> 4. Albuqurque, NM (Unidentified Weatherman)
>
> Ready to add to the list?

...Green Bay, WI (Brad Spakowitz)...

...Green Bay/Wausau, WI (Fred Wagner)...

...both weathercasters...

...Milwaukee, WI (Marty Burns Wolfe)...

...news anchor...

John Shelly

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Dec 3, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/3/96
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Rod Williams wrote:
> [snip - snip - snip]

> ...and I think *all* of the local weather guys are suspect. Not
> sure about the women -- my lesbian gaydar malfunctions...

I'd like to nominate, in the role of the most obvious weather gay er..
guy, the L.A. morning guy on NBC (Christopher Something). Ouch!

=John=

Miss Lo

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Dec 4, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/4/96
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In article <32A517...@cooljobs.com>, John Shelly <x...@cooljobs.com>
writes

That's the guy with my all-time fave name - CHRISTOPHER NANCE.

PaulX

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On Tue, 03 Dec 1996 20:34:58 +0000, "Daevid MacKenzie, UltimaJock!"
<mach...@uwosh.edu> wrote:
>anon...@aol.com wrote:
>> Here's our tally so far...
>>
>> 1. Monroe, LA (Jon Denison -- Did I spell it right?)
>> 2. Austin, TX (Dave Cody)
>> 3. Austin, TX (Unidentified Weatherman (men))
>> 4. Albuqurque, NM (Unidentified Weatherman)
>>
>> Ready to add to the list?
>
>...Green Bay, WI (Brad Spakowitz)...
>
>...Green Bay/Wausau, WI (Fred Wagner)...

Is that the same Fred Wagner that was on WASU back in the late 70's,
early 80's? I had no idea he was gay.

PaulX
邢 唷� 邢 唷� 邢 唷�

Morgan Robertson

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Dec 4, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/4/96
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Miss Lo wrote:
> <John Shelly's post snipped for space -- sorry>

> >I'd like to nominate, in the role of the most obvious weather gay er..
> >guy, the L.A. morning guy on NBC (Christopher Something).
>
> That's the guy with my all-time fave name - CHRISTOPHER NANCE.

Oh Gawd YES!!!!

I had been wracking my brain trying to remember his name -- but I sure wondered
about him all the time. I still remember the quake that hit during a broadcast
(pre-Northridge quake) and the way the news crew just LOST it. Nance's eyes damn
near popped out of his head and then the bunch of them disappeared under their desks!

People were teasing them for months afterwards about their reaction to the quake.
But most of the fools giving them a hard time didn't think about the lights that
could have come crashing down on them if it had been stronger...

Morgan

Who still misses *It's Fritz*.....


>
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Chris Borg

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Dec 4, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/4/96
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Rod Williams (rjw...@pacbell.com) wrote:
: anon...@aol.com wrote:
: >
: > Here's our tally so far...
: >
: > 1. Monroe, LA (Jon Denison -- Did I spell it right?)
: > 2. Austin, TX (Dave Cody)
: > 3. Austin, TX (Unidentified Weatherman (men))
: > 4. Albuqurque, NM (Unidentified Weatherman)
: >
: > Ready to add to the list?

: Sorry, I came in late -- is this a list of suspected gay TV talent,


: or is there room for out-of-the-closet ones too? If so, add:

: Hank Plante, weekend anchor, KPIX Ch. 5, San Francisco CA.
: Randy Shandobil, reporter, KTVU Ch. 2, Oakland CA.

: -- Hank Plante no not Hank Plante!! But that's who Herb Caen or was it
Bill Mann was talking about a few months ago when they talked about the
gay news person on Ch5.



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: Rod Williams >< Pacific * Bell >< San Francisco >< rjw...@pacbell.com
: <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>

Jeremy

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On 3 Dec 1996 anon...@aol.com wrote:

>
> Here's our tally so far...
>
> 1. Monroe, LA (Jon Denison -- Did I spell it right?)
> 2. Austin, TX (Dave Cody)
> 3. Austin, TX (Unidentified Weatherman (men))
> 4. Albuqurque, NM (Unidentified Weatherman)
>
> Ready to add to the list?

Little Rock, AR (Unidentified Weathermen)

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Miss Lo

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Dec 4, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/4/96
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In article <32A593...@america.net>, Morgan Robertson
<an...@america.net> writes

>Miss Lo wrote:
>> <John Shelly's post snipped for space -- sorry>
>
>> >I'd like to nominate, in the role of the most obvious weather gay er..
>> >guy, the L.A. morning guy on NBC (Christopher Something).
>>
>> That's the guy with my all-time fave name - CHRISTOPHER NANCE.
>
>Oh Gawd YES!!!!
>
> I had been wracking my brain trying to remember his name -- but I sure wondered
>about him all the time.

What's there to wonder about - the guy's last name is Nance. True in
advetising, I suppose.

Daevid MacKenzie, UltimaJock!

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Dec 4, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/4/96
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PaulX wrote:

> >...Green Bay/Wausau, WI (Fred Wagner)...
>

> Is that the same Fred Wagner that was on WSAU back in the late 70's,


> early 80's? I had no idea he was gay.

...yep...plus, the reason he had to work at WSAU was that he got canned
from WFRV in Green Bay for an indecent exposure conviction involving
some neighbor kids in his garage...

David Aaron Tepper

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tupel...@aol.com writes:

>
> >NaNcY writes:
> >Here's our tally so far...
> >
> >1. Monroe, LA (Jon Denison -- Did I spell it right?)
> >2. Austin, TX (Dave Cody)
> >3. Austin, TX (Unidentified Weatherman (men))
> >4. Albuqurque, NM (Unidentified Weatherman)
> >
> >Ready to add to the list?
>
> Bill Oglesby, ex-Richmond, VA anchorman arrested for solicitation in '94
> (as I recall).

Thanks, Tupelo. I'd forgotten the guy's name. Was Oglesby
ever convicted?

Dave Tepper, ASGTPR#i
King of Schadenfreude

keni...@aol.com

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Why concern yourself? What have you got to show for yourself. People need
to hear weather, noone needs to hear your shit.

Alexandra

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On 7 Dec 1996 03:52:40 GMT, keni...@aol.com wrote:

>You girls have too much time on your hands.

Yo! What the fuck are *you* talking about? Before you start throwing
around insults in here, why don't you
1) Quote, so we know what the fuck *you're* talking about
2) Read the anti-faq, so you realize what the fuck *we're* talking
about
3) Head straight for the ASG catapult, so we don't have to drag your
kicking and screaming sorry ass ourselves.
My, that felt good. Carry on...

Kisses,
Alexandra
ะฯ^Qเกฑ

keni...@aol.com

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Lee Weiser

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In article <19961207035...@ladder01.news.aol.com> keni...@aol.com writes:
>From: keni...@aol.com
>Subject: Re: Loacal weatherman gay?
>Date: 7 Dec 1996 03:52:40 GMT

>You girls have too much time on your hands.


Ken -
Who the fuck are you talking to?!? Friendly adivce - PLEASE learn and
remember to quote from the post you're replying to so the readers know what
the fuck you're talking about? THEN once you learn to do that, learn what
newsgroup you're in and buy yourself a nice big clue because honey, you've
also proven yourse;f to be a twit!

--Lee

LINDA JONES

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In <azlee.109...@azstarnet.com> az...@azstarnet.com (Lee Weiser)
writes:


You go Lee!!!!


Linda k.
ASGTRP#108

Franklin Hummel

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Dec 8, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/8/96
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In article <E1wsn...@world.std.com>,
Elizabeth McCracken <mccr...@world.std.com> wrote:
>
>Rumored in Boston: Randy Price, anchorman


Not a rumor; he is quite open about it. There was even a long
interview with him in one of the local gay newspapers, about his life
with his lover (they live in Maine) and his drinking problem.


-- Franklin Hummel [ hum...@world.std.com ]

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bria...@aol.com

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On 7 Dec 1996 03:52:40 GMT, keni...@aol.com wrote:

>You girls have too much time on your hands.

>>Yo! What the fuck are *you* talking about? Before you start throwing


>>around insults in here, why don't you
>>1) Quote, so we know what the fuck *you're* talking about
>>2) Read the anti-faq, so you realize what the fuck *we're* talking
>>about
>>3) Head straight for the ASG catapult, so we don't have to drag your
>>kicking and screaming sorry ass ourselves.
>>My, that felt good. Carry on...

>>Kisses,
>>Alexandra
>> ^Q

Alexandra,
After reading all of the foul language and expletives in your
message, you sound like a real lady.

Brian

Philip Tuley

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Dec 8, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/8/96
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bria...@aol.com wrote:

: >>Kisses,
: >>Alexandra
: >> ^Q

: Brian

You small-minded, smelly little fart on the face of the Earth! Alexandra
is, and always will be, a Lady, unlike you, you sanctimonious little pile
of excrement. Alexandra was, as is correct, flaming an entirely obnoxious
post by a newbie, you pustule of gangrenous bile. Your sanctimonious reply
is neither appreciated nor desired, you fat cell on the labial lips of an
elephant.

And I mean that with all due respect, you dried up piece of drool from a
hyena's mouth.

Philip
Official Artisan of The Pink Princess
1 Rue Petit Versailles, FABville
ASGTP #160
Leading Brian to his embrace with "In memory of Marie".

tupel...@aol.com

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Dec 8, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/8/96
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Bria...@aol.com writes:

>>Alexandra,
After reading all of the foul language and expletives in your
message, you sound like a real lady. >>

Oh, go away! Alexandra is a lady down to her fingertips (and all points
in between). She was merely pointing out, in a genteel and ladylike way,
that you are in a GOSSIP usenet group where the topic is GOSSIPING and
that is precisely what we do here -- GOSSIP! It's a good thing I'm such a
lady, or you'd be digging a three-inch Frederick's of Hollywood maribou
spike out of your butt right now. Rather, I shall just take the butt-end
of the Misty menthol I'm dragging on and flick it in your general
direction with a slightly chipped but still ravishing Ice-Plum Mist
fingernail (of *course* they're mine; I paid for 'em, didn't I?). Now
git! Go on! Git!

back to my Dell word search book,
Tupelo
#104


Murray Waxxmann

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On 3 Dec 1996 23:28:19 GMT, tupel...@aol.com wrote:

>
>>NaNcY writes:
>>Here's our tally so far...
>>
>>1. Monroe, LA (Jon Denison -- Did I spell it right?)
>>2. Austin, TX (Dave Cody)
>>3. Austin, TX (Unidentified Weatherman (men))
>>4. Albuqurque, NM (Unidentified Weatherman)
>>
>>Ready to add to the list?
>
>Bill Oglesby, ex-Richmond, VA anchorman arrested for solicitation in '94
>(as I recall).
>

>Tupelo

Add Bill Elias KIII ABC affiliate weatherman and cruiser of parks and
local beaches.


PaulX

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Dec 9, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/9/96
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On 8 Dec 1996 19:47:35 GMT, bria...@aol.com wrote:
>On 7 Dec 1996 03:52:40 GMT, keni...@aol.com wrote:
>
>>You girls have too much time on your hands.
>
>>>Yo! What the fuck are *you* talking about? Before you start throwing
>>>around insults in here, why don't you
>>>1) Quote, so we know what the fuck *you're* talking about
>>>2) Read the anti-faq, so you realize what the fuck *we're* talking
>>>about
>>>3) Head straight for the ASG catapult, so we don't have to drag your
>>>kicking and screaming sorry ass ourselves.
>>>My, that felt good. Carry on...
>
>>>Kisses,
>>>Alexandra
>>> ^Q
>
>Alexandra,
> After reading all of the foul language and expletives in your
>message, you sound like a real lady.
>
>Brian

Brian, you fucking piece of flotsam. Alexandra is more of a lady than
you could ever hope to meet in your pathetic, wretched little
existence. She was flaming an idiotic AOLer who posted an absolutely
meaningless and useless post because the asshole forgot to quote and
directed him to the anti-FAQ. So apologize and then go away,
fuck-face.

-=JR=-

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In article <19961208194...@ladder01.news.aol.com>, bria...@aol.com
says...

>
>On 7 Dec 1996 03:52:40 GMT, keni...@aol.com wrote:
>
>>You girls have too much time on your hands.
>
>>>Yo! What the fuck are *you* talking about? Before you start throwing
>>>around insults in here, why don't you
>>>1) Quote, so we know what the fuck *you're* talking about
>>>2) Read the anti-faq, so you realize what the fuck *we're* talking
>>>about
>>>3) Head straight for the ASG catapult, so we don't have to drag your
>>>kicking and screaming sorry ass ourselves.
>>>My, that felt good. Carry on...
>
>>>Kisses,
>>>Alexandra
>>> ^Q
>
>Alexandra,
> After reading all of the foul language and expletives in your
>message, you sound like a real lady.
>
>Brian

She is, and we love her - *you*, on the other hand, are a cretin.


-=JR=-

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Dec 9, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/9/96
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In article <32ab5ebc...@nntp.ix.netcom.com>, pau...@ix.netcom.com
says...

>Brian, you fucking piece of flotsam. Alexandra is more of a lady than
>you could ever hope to meet in your pathetic, wretched little
>existence. She was flaming an idiotic AOLer who posted an absolutely
>meaningless and useless post because the asshole forgot to quote and
>directed him to the anti-FAQ. So apologize and then go away,
>fuck-face.

Don't even bother to stay around long enough to try and apologize -
just *go* *away* . . . NOW!

-=JR=-


Alexandra

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On 8 Dec 1996 19:47:35 GMT, bria...@aol.com wrote:

>On 7 Dec 1996 03:52:40 GMT, keni...@aol.com wrote:
>
>>You girls have too much time on your hands.
>
>>>Yo! What the fuck are *you* talking about? Before you start throwing
>>>around insults in here, why don't you
>>>1) Quote, so we know what the fuck *you're* talking about
>>>2) Read the anti-faq, so you realize what the fuck *we're* talking
>>>about
>>>3) Head straight for the ASG catapult, so we don't have to drag your
>>>kicking and screaming sorry ass ourselves.
>>>My, that felt good. Carry on...
>
>>>Kisses,
>>>Alexandra
>>> ^Q
>
>Alexandra,
> After reading all of the foul language and expletives in your
>message, you sound like a real lady.
>
>Brian

Why thank you! You should see me when I bend over....

Kisses,
Alexandra
ะฯ^Qเกฑ

princ...@aol.com

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Dec 9, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/9/96
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In article <19961208194...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
bria...@aol.com writes:

>Alexandra,
> After reading all of the foul language and expletives in your
>message, you sound like a real lady.
>
>Brian

Dahling,
How would *you* know?
Pink wishes
The Princess \*****/

Miss Lo

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Dec 9, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/9/96
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>On 7 Dec 1996 03:52:40 GMT, keni...@aol.com wrote:
>
>>You girls have too much time on your hands.
>
>>>Yo! What the fuck are *you* talking about? Before you start throwing
>>>around insults in here, why don't you
>>>1) Quote, so we know what the fuck *you're* talking about
>>>2) Read the anti-faq, so you realize what the fuck *we're* talking
>>>about
>>>3) Head straight for the ASG catapult, so we don't have to drag your
>>>kicking and screaming sorry ass ourselves.
>>>My, that felt good. Carry on...
>
>>>Kisses,
>>>Alexandra
>>> ^Q
>
>Alexandra,
> After reading all of the foul language and expletives in your
>message, you sound like a real lady.
>
As opposed to a fake one? Alexandra is more of a lady than you'll ever
meet, have, or hope to be.

Get a grip, Brain. Thank you, and fuck you very much.

------------
Miss Lo
ASGTPR#29
"Ass, Gas, or Grass - no one rides for free"


--------------International Home of the Trailer Park Map---------------
<<http://ds.dial.pipex.com/town/parade/aaj01>>

Mike Rice

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keni...@aol.com wrote:

>Why concern yourself? What have you got to show for yourself. People need
>to hear weather, noone needs to hear your shit.

I disagree that people need to hear weather. They sure don't need a
five minute show arranged around a simple forecast. Local sports is
unnecessary, also. I wont watch local news because it has this
claptrap in it. I think we need to hear "your shit" more than we need
to hear Kenilson's.

MIke Rice


Mike Rice

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net...@ix.netcom.com (Alexandra) wrote:

>On 8 Dec 1996 19:47:35 GMT, bria...@aol.com wrote:

>>On 7 Dec 1996 03:52:40 GMT, keni...@aol.com wrote:
>>
>>>You girls have too much time on your hands.
>>
>>>>Yo! What the fuck are *you* talking about? Before you start throwing
>>>>around insults in here, why don't you
>>>>1) Quote, so we know what the fuck *you're* talking about
>>>>2) Read the anti-faq, so you realize what the fuck *we're* talking
>>>>about
>>>>3) Head straight for the ASG catapult, so we don't have to drag your
>>>>kicking and screaming sorry ass ourselves.
>>>>My, that felt good. Carry on...
>>
>>>>Kisses,
>>>>Alexandra
>>>> ^Q
>>
>>Alexandra,
>> After reading all of the foul language and expletives in your
>>message, you sound like a real lady.
>>

>>Brian

>Why thank you! You should see me when I bend over....

>Kisses,
>Alexandra
>ะฯ^Qเกฑ
We would all like to see you when you bend over. Do you
do it often?

Mike Rice


Alexandra

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On Mon, 09 Dec 1996 12:26:44 GMT, m...@juno.com (Mike Rice) wrote:

>net...@ix.netcom.com (Alexandra) wrote:

<my flowery description of where the newbie needed to go snipped>

>>>
>>>Alexandra,
>>> After reading all of the foul language and expletives in your
>>>message, you sound like a real lady.
>>>
>>>Brian
>
>>Why thank you! You should see me when I bend over....
>
>>Kisses,
>>Alexandra
>>ะฯ^Qเกฑ
>We would all like to see you when you bend over. Do you
>do it often?
>
>Mike Rice
>

You misunderstand, Mike. Everyone in ASG *has* seen me bend over. You
just weren't invited...

Kisses,
Alexandra
ะฯ^Qเกฑ

Morgan Robertson

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Dec 9, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/9/96
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bria...@aol.com wrote:
> <Alexandra's colorful display of the basics of asg snipped for space -- sorry sweetie!>

>
> Alexandra,
> After reading all of the foul language and expletives in your
> message, you sound like a real lady.
>
> Brian

Pfffffft!

This sort of attitude comes from the mouth of an aoloser with a screen name based
on a candy machine! Try alt.support.barbie.dolls butt trumpet!

There's plenty of grown up women here who are intelligent, well-versed, and leagues
away from anything ~you~ could ever hope for ---- and I'm proud to be in the group.

Now --

Fuck off and die!

Morgan

LINDA JONES

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Dec 10, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/10/96
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In <58h0lc$s...@news.ld.centuryinter.net> m...@juno.com (Mike Rice)
writes:


This may well be the most ridiculous discussion I have ever read in
this group as of yet! Arguing over whether people need to hear the
weather. I beleive it should be a personal choice. So, please stop the
insanity.

Linda k.
ASGTRP#108

Jeff Kirk

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says...

>
>Alexandra,
> After reading all of the foul language and expletives in your
>message, you sound like a real lady.

Oh good God - we have to deal with the
mass-influx-of-AOLosers-who-are-probably-all-the-same-person-backing-up-the-sa
me-lame-assertions-against-a.s.g.-regulars shit AGAIN?!?!?! Brian, dear, I
saw an item the other day in a lovely Toronto novelty store that might help
you. It's called the Rambone. Three feet long and ten inches thick, which
*might* be enough to loosen up your vault-sealed asshole a bit.

Jeff


Jeff Kirk

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In article <58060f$h...@geraldo.cc.utexas.edu>, anon...@aol.com says...

>
>Here's our tally so far...
>
>1. Monroe, LA (Jon Denison -- Did I spell it right?)
>2. Austin, TX (Dave Cody)
>3. Austin, TX (Unidentified Weatherman (men))
>4. Albuqurque, NM (Unidentified Weatherman)
>
>Ready to add to the list?

I'd be happy to, except I'd need to know why you're hiding behind that
ridiculous anon...@aol.com address when it's glaringly obvious you're using
a University of Texas news server. While I *could* point out that there's
only one person here I know of who's a UT student and wonder if he/you is/are
"anonymous", I shall avoid the temptation.

Jeff


Jeff Kirk

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In article <580g64$e...@news.ot.centuryinter.net>, m...@juno.com says...
>
>kir...@fc.net (Jeff Kirk) wrote:
>
>>In article <Pine.SOL.3.95.961129084740.15609C-100000@comp>, Ben Bryant
wrote:
>>
>>> No, but if you live in Monroe, LA one of your anchors is.
>>>
>>> And if you're in Austin, TX (at least) one of your sportscasters is.
>
>>Not to mention the roly-poly head weathercaster on this same channel, who
once
>>tried to get my (straight) friend to do some naked hottubbing. He politely
>>declined the invite.
>
>He told you he "politely declined the invite."

Uh...I don't think he used those exact words, but that's what he did. Mind
telling me what fucking difference it makes?

Jeff


Ben Bryant

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>
>I'd be happy to, except I'd need to know why you're hiding behind that
>ridiculous anon...@aol.com address when it's glaringly obvious you're using
>a University of Texas news server. While I *could* point out that there's
>only one person here I know of who's a UT student and wonder if he/you is/are
>"anonymous", I shall avoid the temptation.
>
>Jeff
>

You are sharp, I wouldn't have noticed things like that, but I assure you
it isn't me. Given my job, posting into that thread either "semi" anonymously
or not, would earn me a lot of ill will. Plus, I know my way around e-mail
well enough to know how to *really* disguise my identity. Actually, I don't e
even know if you were referring to me, but considering I regularly post her
and am a longhorn, I figured you were.

-Ben

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