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T. Hicks

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Nov 4, 1999, 3:00:00 AM11/4/99
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Y'know, I was thinking, as I was reading the usual anti-Clinton calumnies
this morning, that I've never heard the most commonplace scandalous
accusation made about the guy: that he's queer as a three-dollar -- or
indeed, in these United States, a two-dollar -- bill. We've heard all about
the drug running, the murders -- not limited, of course, to Vincent
Foster -- the STDs, the black crack whore, the black crack whore's baby,
Gennifer, Monica, Elizabeth, the Arkansas "rape victim," whose name escapes
me for the moment, the Oxford "rape victim," whose name I never did know,
the "victim of sexual harassment," who name, to my astonishment, I cannot
come up with, the Mondale bimbo -- and that woman, Miss Lewinsky, of
course -- the spying for the Russkis, and all the rest. So how come nobody's
ever suggested that he likes boys?

(Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

TawnyNY

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Nov 4, 1999, 3:00:00 AM11/4/99
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I recall reading somewhere, that a man did come forward and claimed he
pleasured Bill on plane flight. Not sure of all the gory details...maybe
someone else has heard?

Tawny

Dan Tropea

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In article <7vs5bj$hbo$1...@bgtnsc02.worldnet.att.net>, "T. Hicks"

<tandn...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
> Y'know, I was thinking, as I was reading the usual anti-Clinton
> calumnies
> this morning, that I've never heard the most commonplace scandalous
> accusation made about the guy: that he's queer as a three-dollar
> -- or
> indeed, in these United States, a two-dollar -- bill. We've heard

Because if those who came up with these scandals stated that he was
gay they would be completely laughed at. Sorry but there isn't even
a remote trace that he could even be considered bisexual let alone
gay. Lets consider for a second that he was bisexual or homosexual
well he is exceedingly careless with his personal life and his
sexual encounters i don't see how he could keep being
bisexuality/homosexuality under wraps if he can't keep his
heterosexuality under wraps.

> all about
> the drug running, the murders -- not limited, of course, to Vincent
> Foster -- the STDs, the black crack whore, the black crack whore's
> baby,
> Gennifer, Monica, Elizabeth, the Arkansas "rape victim," whose
> name escapes
> me for the moment, the Oxford "rape victim," whose name I never
> did know,

There was an Oxford "rape victim" never heard that before.

> the "victim of sexual harassment," who name, to my astonishment, I
> cannot
> come up with, the Mondale bimbo -- and that woman, Miss Lewinsky,
> of
> course -- the spying for the Russkis, and all the rest. So how
> come nobody's
> ever suggested that he likes boys?
> (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

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T. Hicks

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TawnyNY <taw...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> I recall reading somewhere, that a man did come forward and claimed he
> pleasured Bill on plane flight. Not sure of all the gory details...maybe
> someone else has heard?

Gosh, I hope it wasn't the pilot....

Hey, maybe that's what caused Ron Brown's plane to, ah..."go down"....

holefamily1

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In article <2750ac20...@usw-ex0102-012.remarq.com>, Dan Tropea

<tropead...@webtv.net.invalid> wrote:
> In article <7vs5bj$hbo$1...@bgtnsc02.worldnet.att.net>, "T. Hicks"
> <tandn...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
> > Y'know, I was thinking, as I was reading the usual anti-Clinton
> > calumnies
> > this morning, that I've never heard the most commonplace
> scandalous
> > accusation made about the guy: that he's queer as a three-dollar
> > -- or
> > indeed, in these United States, a two-dollar -- bill. We've heard
> Because if those who came up with these scandals stated that he was
> gay they would be completely laughed at. Sorry but there isn't even
> a remote trace that he could even be considered bisexual let alone
> gay. Lets consider for a second that he was bisexual or homosexual
> well he is exceedingly careless with his personal life and his
> sexual encounters i don't see how he could keep being
> bisexuality/homosexuality under wraps if he can't keep his
> heterosexuality under wraps.


Come on Dan! I`ve seen the twinkle in Clinton's eyes. Maybe Monica was
just a beard; maybe he's really involved with Sam Donalson?

Mr. Hole

T. Hicks

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holefamily1 <holef...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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> Come on Dan! I`ve seen the twinkle in Clinton's eyes. Maybe Monica was
> just a beard; maybe he's really involved with Sam Donalson?

George Stephanopoulos seems a rather more likely choice. Come to think of
it, that's probably the only way to explain the pathetic tone of
disillusionment and disaffection he's been taking lately. Another of Bill's
discarded lovers, used and thrown away like a semen-drenched tissue.

TawnyNY

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Nov 4, 1999, 3:00:00 AM11/4/99
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>George Stephanopoulos seems a rather more likely choice. Come to think of
>it, that's probably the only way to explain the pathetic tone of
>disillusionment and disaffection he's been taking lately. Another of Bill's
>discarded lovers, used and thrown away like a semen-drenched tissue.

I thought the buzz was that George was in love with Hillary? Maybe she's his
beard "crush object" like Rosie and Tom.

Tawny

T. Hicks

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TawnyNY <taw...@aol.com> wrote in message
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Think of it in gay-idol terms. Lots of exquisite young men worship Barbra
Streisand, for instance, but that doesn't mean they want to sleep with her.

I hope.

AJ Scott

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On Thu, 4 Nov 1999 09:29:37 -0500, "T. Hicks" <tandn...@worldnet.att.net> said this:

>the Mondale bimbo -- and that woman, Miss Lewinsky

Maybe I've sworn off TV news too much, but the Mondale bimbo? I'm kinda confused. Did Bill hunt and
peck with some woman named Mondale? Or did former VP Walter Mondale have a woman of his own stashed
in a White House closet somewhere? Or was this in reference to Walter Mondale's daughter (her first
name escapes me; I keep thinking it's Gloria) but she first made a name for herself in broadcasting
during the 1980s and was quite the fun party chick back in the '80s .... very MTV-ish and had a
penchant for hanging around with pro football players, if memory serves ... and could probably
therefore qualify as a bimbo of sorts.

>course -- the spying for the Russkis, and all the rest. So how come nobody's
>ever suggested that he likes boys?

Because in Arkansas, men aren't gay. They're simply referred to as "my confused uncle who lives in a
bread truck in front of our house."

Scott

T. Hicks

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AJ Scott <AJS...@nunyabizness.netcomorg> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 4 Nov 1999 09:29:37 -0500, "T. Hicks"
<tandn...@worldnet.att.net> said this:
>
> >the Mondale bimbo -- and that woman, Miss Lewinsky
>
> Maybe I've sworn off TV news too much, but the Mondale bimbo? I'm kinda
confused. Did Bill hunt and
> peck with some woman named Mondale?

Eleanor Mondale, daughter of the former vice president, and -- I believe --
former MTV sexpot. I don't think any of Richard Mellon Scaife's employees --
and I do indeed include Kenneth Starr on that list -- were ever able to
force her to make a sworn deposition, so her name never became as prominent
as Monica's. Nonetheless, it does figure prominently in "Beneath the Valley
of the Starr Report," I believe. There's a story that Monica went into a
hysterical rage at a White House guardpost because she was held there until
the president was finished "meeting with" young Ms. Mondale.

Peep...@webtv.net

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Terry wrote:

>never been accusations of Clinton being
>gay

Uh, your knowledge of all things Billy is *surprisingly* lacking, sugar.
Billy was assumed/perceived as *being gay* by a LOT of folks down in
Arkansas before all the het-sex scandales (conveniently?) started
popping up. In David Marannis's biography of Billy, he discusses this
in some depth. Billy had a somewhat femme persona (*still* does
according to many) when he was starting out as Gov., &, Hillary Rodman
came off as a *super*-dyke feminist. It was even harder back THEN than
it is NOW to imagine the two of them having sex.

Other biographers of Billy reveal how Baptist preachers publicly
denounced Billy as homosexual while he was running for Governor.

The sheer stupidity of Billy's actions vis-a-vis Monica DO reveal a guy
who sub-consciously NEEDS people to know he's VERY heterosexual.

IOW, you don't diddle a blabber-mouthed intern inside the Oval Office w/
cigars while being investigated for sexual harassment unless you WANT to
be "caught".

Dang straight!!


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Janice

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T. Hicks <tandn...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
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> TawnyNY <taw...@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:19991104094228...@ng-fb1.aol.com...
>
> > I recall reading somewhere, that a man did come forward and claimed he
> > pleasured Bill on plane flight. Not sure of all the gory
details...maybe
> > someone else has heard?
>
> Gosh, I hope it wasn't the pilot....
>
> Hey, maybe that's what caused Ron Brown's plane to, ah..."go down"....
>
>
Very punny

hamilton

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In article <27377-38...@storefull-156.iap.bryant.webtv.net>,
Peep...@webtv.net (Peep...@webtv.net) wrote:

> Terry wrote:
>
> >never been accusations of Clinton being
> >gay
>
> Uh, your knowledge of all things Billy is *surprisingly* lacking, sugar.
> Billy was assumed/perceived as *being gay* by a LOT of folks down in
> Arkansas before all the het-sex scandales (conveniently?) started
> popping up. In David Marannis's biography of Billy, he discusses this
> in some depth. Billy had a somewhat femme persona (*still* does
> according to many) when he was starting out as Gov., &, Hillary Rodman
> came off as a *super*-dyke feminist. It was even harder back THEN than
> it is NOW to imagine the two of them having sex.
>
> Other biographers of Billy reveal how Baptist preachers publicly
> denounced Billy as homosexual while he was running for Governor.
>
> The sheer stupidity of Billy's actions vis-a-vis Monica DO reveal a guy
> who sub-consciously NEEDS people to know he's VERY heterosexual.
>
> IOW, you don't diddle a blabber-mouthed intern inside the Oval Office w/
> cigars while being investigated for sexual harassment unless you WANT to
> be "caught".
>
> Dang straight!!

I am entranced by the idea that Baptist preachers from Arkansas would be
our source on who is gay -- I realize that they include many sexually
confused people -- but I'd bet that a butch Arkansan if more likely to
be gay than a fem one -

T. Hicks

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-=JR=- <JRo...@NOSPAMmsn.com> wrote in message
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Posted at 7:37, according to my server. Shall we see how long it takes for
La Reine des Pissoirs to begin his nonchalant all-caps screeching in
response?

T. Hicks

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hamilton <hami...@dnvln.com> wrote in message
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> I am entranced by the idea that Baptist preachers from Arkansas would be
> our source on who is gay -- I realize that they include many sexually
> confused people -- but I'd bet that a butch Arkansan if more likely to
> be gay than a fem one -

Why? Because all the "fem" Arkansans are now, of dire necessity, New Yorkers
and San Franciscans?


HOGARTH

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Nov 5, 1999, 3:00:00 AM11/5/99
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Peep-gassed:

>Billy was assumed/perceived as *being gay* by a LOT of folks down in
>Arkansas before all the het-sex scandales (conveniently?) started
>popping up.

Like almost everything else in his life, with the notable exception of dodging
the draft, Jethro has probably wavered over the matter endlessly. On the one
hand, he probably likes the sight of his sizable female consorts as they burrow
for his knob, their great backsides wobbling, their over-blown hairdos tickling
his sternum. On the other hand, he no doubt cherishes the manly bonhomie of
his chums, and romanticizes this kind of male bonding as eminently preferable
to an afternoon with Hillary. By extension, he must frequently wonder if the
next step into rump-ranging isn't so big a deal after all. But I seriously
doubt if has ever taken that step.

As for the perceptions of the rubeocracy of Arkansas, I suspect they were
really just suspicious that his time at those fancy colleges back east had
turned him into a pansy-boy and a pinko.
HOGARTH

Peep...@webtv.net

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Hogarth:

<<Like almost everything else in his life, with the notable exception of
dodging the draft, Jethro has probably wavered over the matter
endlessly. On the one hand, he probably likes the sight of his sizable
female consorts as they burrow for his knob, their great backsides
wobbling, their over-blown hairdos tickling his sternum. On the other

hand, he no doubt cherishes and romanticizes this kind of male bonding


as eminently preferable to an afternoon with Hillary. By extension, he
must frequently wonder if the next step into rump-ranging isn't so big a
deal after all. But I seriously doubt if has ever taken that step.
As for the perceptions of the rubeocracy of Arkansas, I suspect they
were really just suspicious that his time at those fancy colleges back
east had turned him into a pansy-boy and a pinko.>>


Well, Billy *was* kind of femme, but what *really* made the AR
"rubeocracy" suspicious was the "dykish" Eastern-wife who clearly
dominated him & even (*gasp*) refused to use his last name.
She was simply known as "Hillary Rodman".

*&* she had (*gasp*) dark, straight hair. thick glasses & a much
higher-paying career than Blubba.

The term "Billary", BTW, originated in Arkansas where they used it, of
course, b/c they had ZIP idea who was *really* in charge.

ned_...@my-deja.com

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Nov 6, 1999, 3:00:00 AM11/6/99
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Maybe clinton's just a queer hillbilly with a stump-dick after all. Here's
the version of "I've Got A Girlfriend A Few Thousand Miles Away"
routine...done presidential style..........

from www.drudgereport.com

CLINTON TRIED TO LOOK UP OLD GIRLFIREND IN OSLO - ISRAELI PAPER

U.S. President Bill Clinton tried to look up an old girlfriend this week
while visiting Oslo for the Mideast summit, the Israeli tabloid YEDIOTH
AHRONOTH claimed Friday.

U.S. diplomats "turned Oslo upside down" to find the woman Clinton had not
been able to forget since touring Europe as a student 30 years ago.

When they found her, she thought hard and said: "Clinton? I don't recall ever
meeting someone of that name," reported YEDIOTH, Israel's largest circulated
tabloid.

Israeli Minister for International Relations Shimon Peres said Clinton had
described how he asked Ambassador to Norway David Hermelin to see if he could
find the former contact, the paper said.

Clinton, who was studying at Oxford University in England at the time, was
said to have made her acquaintance on his first visit to Oslo.

His stay in Norway this week was the first by a sitting U.S. president. There
was no immediate comment from the White House.


In article <27377-38...@storefull-156.iap.bryant.webtv.net>,
Peep...@webtv.net (Peep...@webtv.net) wrote:
> Terry wrote:
>
> >never been accusations of Clinton being
> >gay
>
> Uh, your knowledge of all things Billy is *surprisingly* lacking, sugar.

> Billy was assumed/perceived as *being gay* by a LOT of folks down in
> Arkansas before all the het-sex scandales (conveniently?) started

> popping up. In David Marannis's biography of Billy, he discusses this
> in some depth. Billy had a somewhat femme persona (*still* does
> according to many) when he was starting out as Gov., &, Hillary Rodman
> came off as a *super*-dyke feminist. It was even harder back THEN than
> it is NOW to imagine the two of them having sex.
>
> Other biographers of Billy reveal how Baptist preachers publicly
> denounced Billy as homosexual while he was running for Governor.
>
> The sheer stupidity of Billy's actions vis-a-vis Monica DO reveal a guy
> who sub-consciously NEEDS people to know he's VERY heterosexual.
>
> IOW, you don't diddle a blabber-mouthed intern inside the Oval Office w/
> cigars while being investigated for sexual harassment unless you WANT to
> be "caught".
>
>

> Hugs,
> Janice
>
> --
>
> After two decades of the "Reagan Revolution", isn't it time to support a
> Liberal for President?
>
> W A R R E N B E A T T Y I N 2 0 0 0
>
> http://beatty4president.org
> http://www.beatty2000.com
>
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>
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>
>


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