"Gay porn magazine "Dude" has the most innnnnnteresting article in the
June, 1998 issue. Douglas Jerrybill, author of the "Dude Dish" column,
has outed actor Tony Danza and linked him to Ken Ryker! Writes
Jerrybill, "When Hollywood's biggest gay pimp was busted on tax evasion
charges last year, investigators going through his records were
surprised to find actor Tony Danza's name on the lengthy client list.
[...] According to the pimp's records (he accepted both Visa and
MasterCard, but not American Express), Danza's favorite treat was
mega-hung porn star Ken Ryker, who earned over $6,000 a week servicing
Danza and others. Most insiders agree that the several-times-married
Danza probably preferred paying for sex because it was easier than
coming out of the closet and admitting that he's bisexual (or even
totally gay like his twin brother)."
Naturally, I think Tony was cuter when he was on "Taxi", but that aside
I find this very interesting. It makes me think of the "Taxi" episode
when a gay character on the show had the hots for Tony in the show.
They were in a gay bar and that's where the guy let Tony know that he
was attracted to him. And then Alex (Judd Hirsch) comes to the bar and
is quite a hit with the gay patrons.
Boy, it's a very funny episode...
Carl
Methinks a pattern is developing -- there was an episode of "Hudson
Street" (two Tony sitcom-flops ago) which similarly featured some gay guy
that everyone thought was in love with Mr. Danza ...
Wonder what Danny Pintauro is making of all of this ...
** Braden Mechley ** ele...@u.washington.edu ** Department of Classics **
> Coincidentally, the current issue of PENTHOUSE has a snippet from Marilu
> Henner, in which she claims a torrid affair with Danza during their
> "Taxi" days-- "I had the rug burns to prove it!"
Tony Danza wears a toupee?
--
james jorden
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Carl
X-Nico wrote:
>
> It's even funnier than you're telling it-- Tony had tried unsuccessfully
> to set the gay guy up with Elaine; when the guy explains it wasn't
> *Elaine* he was interested in, Tony thinks for a second, then goes, "OH!
> Oh, no... No-no-no-no-no... No-no-no-no-no...", but with the most
> *ambiguous* smile creeping over his face, like he's horrified,
> embarrassed, and flattered as shit all at the same time.
>
> So he (naturally) goes to Alex for help: "I can't deal with this poor
> guy lying there night after night, tortured with desire for me." "He
> told you this?" "Well, no... but I was just *assuming*." Tony convinces
> Alex to go meet the gay guy and let him down easy, because he can't face
> him himself. Alex goes to what turns out to be a gay bar, and is
> relieved to find the gay guy's not as emotionally involved as Tony
> thought.
>
> Before Alex can leave, a HUGE gay man insists on dancing with him,
> resulting in everyone in the place dancing with a reluctant Alex, who
> eventually gets into it and starts dancing on a table. Just then Tony
> walks in (having decided to face the gay guy himself), and scolds Alex--
> "You were supposed to be letting him down easy, and you're just here
> having a good time!!"
>
> -------------------------------------------------
>
> Coincidentally, the current issue of PENTHOUSE has a snippet from Marilu
> Henner, in which she claims a torrid affair with Danza during their
> "Taxi" days-- "I had the rug burns to prove it!"
>
> Preemptory strike against the rumor, perhaps? She seemed to talk a lot
> about her "relationship" with John Travolta right around the time gay
> porn star Paul Barressi outed *him* in the tabloids.
Euphemism, my dear-- Marilu's too much the lady to use words like
"beaver" or "snatch".
Marilu was *flogging it* on all the talk shows???--!!!
Damn!! Did anybody tape it? I take it back about saying she's "too much
the lady"!
Seriously, though-- the alleged Danza/Ryker coupling is supposed to have
happened a while back. The male madam was busted last year (perhaps it
was David Forrest, who ran "Brad's Buddies"-- Barressi's former
employer?), and his address book supposedly just now came to light. Not
to mention Ken Ryker's been out of the biz for a while now, having found
God 'n' all... though he's currently trying to stage a comeback (Ken
Ryker, I mean-- not Tony Danza or God).
Perhaps Marilu heard about it from Tony long before we did?