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Kimberly Murphy

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Dec 14, 1994, 6:32:00 AM12/14/94
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Pro wrestler Ric Flair is, by all accounts, EXTREMELY well-endowed and
has no qualms about showing such.

Kimberly Murphy, Managing Editor, POWER STAR Magazine
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ka...@buckaroo.math.uwaterloo.ca

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Dec 14, 1994, 3:15:54 PM12/14/94
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I know I've said this before, but... TOMMY LEE JONES, TOMMY LEE JONES,
TOMMY LEE JONES...Whewphhhh! Excuse me while I take a cold shower.
I, personally, have never seen his penis but... the man has such a
seducing look and attitude that I would love to do a round (or two) of
dominatrix with him. Oh, baby!!! :}

Kats

Beckra

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Dec 14, 1994, 11:10:25 PM12/14/94
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Thanks, Nancy - you may have caused me to re-injure my recently healed
cracked rib, I laughed so loud!You couldn't deny that, even if you tried
with both hands. -- the Red Queen

Beckra

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Dec 14, 1994, 11:12:27 PM12/14/94
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I know Kevin Costner is not the most popular dude on this group lately,
but I seem to remember a scene from "Bull Durham" that made me think he
carries a baseball bat all the time ... the scene where Susan Sarandon
comes over and he's in his boxers...You couldn't deny that, even if you

Jamshid Afshar

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Dec 15, 1994, 12:28:39 AM12/15/94
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Finally, a chance to spread real gossip. A guy I once met worked on
one of Costner's films. I don't remember what my source did, but
based on his house and amount of traveling, he did it well.

Anyway, he said that Costner is extremely heterosexual but very cool
(neither of which I doubted). My source also said he's pretty tiny --
they were in some secluded woodsy area and Costner had to take a piss.
Of course, my source managed to sneak a peek.

People have mentioned that Costner looks like he's swinging a bat in
lots of movie scenes, but I bet he's wearing boxers, which can give
false impressions.

--Jamshid

Beckra

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Dec 15, 1994, 8:11:34 AM12/15/94
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Kate, as someone who actually watched "Calendar Girl" once - it's a long
story -- pardon the pun --I have to say your sources were probably right.
There is a scene where Priestley is naked on the beach, and just before
turning to run into the water, he whirls around to say soemthing to his
buddies. I could swear something netherly popped into view for a second.
Wish I still had freeze frame capability on my VCR...

Jkiser

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Dec 15, 1994, 9:46:25 AM12/15/94
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Nancy Bobbit?

ANNA WARMAN

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Dec 18, 1994, 4:33:58 AM12/18/94
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Back to Patrick Stewart - can anyone remember the raquetball scene in the
Star Trek episode 'Suddenly Human'? If not, watch it - I think he is well-
suited to this posting!

While I'm about it, a friend of mine (a Quantum Leap fan) assures me that
after seeing the episode 'Leaping In Without A Net' where Scott Bakula plays
a trapeze artist, his skin-tight costumes reveal that he is also well-
qualified to be here. Mind you, she spent as much time drooling over his
bum (butt?) as anything else!

ANNA

Mikael Forsell

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Dec 19, 1994, 6:45:14 AM12/19/94
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In article <3coh8j$k...@cronkite.seas.gwu.edu>, kate...@gwis2.circ.gwu.edu
(Catherine Charron) wrote:

> I seem to recall reading that Jason Priestly is very well endowed. When
> he was making that fabulously successful film "Calendar Girl", he had a
> skinny dipping scene, shot from behind, Apparently every time he dove
> into whatever body of water it was, his john thomas was fully visible,
> and they eventually had to fasten it down (although how they accomplished
> this, I am not sure).
>
> Kate, not studying for finals...
>
> --

The musical talent aside, but I would like to add one name to this list. I
read somewhere that Huey Lewis was extremely well endowed.

Mike

tr...@uclink3.berkeley.edu

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Dec 18, 1994, 11:34:17 PM12/18/94
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It would seem from following this thread that almost every male actor is hung.

3

(it might be more fun that way, though...)

Phoenix

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Dec 19, 1994, 3:05:25 PM12/19/94
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In article <anon-19129...@notslama.pbs.org>, anon (Paul) wrote:

> > I seem to recall reading that Jason Priestly is very well endowed.
>

> I find it hard to believe that Jason Priestly is well endowed. He is such
> a scrawny, overrated dweeb who tries to act soooo butch on 90210. I think
> if we stripped him down and go him hard he'd only have about 5" (and thin
> inches at that).

Ahem....let me state here that my ex was a skinny guy and he was
very...shall we say...gifted. So once again we see that it's not the size
that counts...Oh, that might be something else...never mind....

--
Queen of Innuendo

Dianne Kress

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Dec 19, 1994, 7:49:25 PM12/19/94
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In article <Debbie_Hubbard-...@128.220.63.6>,
Phoenix <Debbie_...@qmail.bs.jhu.edu> wrote:

>In article <787743...@warman.demon.co.uk>, AN...@warman.demon.co.uk wrote:
>
>> While I'm about it, a friend of mine (a Quantum Leap fan) assures me that
>> after seeing the episode 'Leaping In Without A Net' where Scott Bakula plays
>> a trapeze artist, his skin-tight costumes reveal that he is also well-
>> qualified to be here. Mind you, she spent as much time drooling over his
>> bum (butt?) as anything else!
>
>I'm a fan of QL also and I saw that particular episode. I don't know that
>you can say he was hung because I'm sure he was wearing something
>to...ahem...tie little Louie down. If he wasn't then he IS the knew king
>of hungdom!
>

I've noticed actually, a _lack_ of "basket" on Scott's performances on
QL, particularly after the first two seasons. But, if you can catch some
of his earlier performances, particularly "The I-Man", amusingly enough a
Disney film, he qualifies most definitely for this list!

Regarding the unfortunate girdling done on QL, I heard he had at least one
over zealous fan, and decided to be uncomfortable rather than taking the
risk of possibly encouraging her.

What one bad apple can do towards ruining everyone's else fun.......

Miz Dee
All opinions expressed are indeed those of my nonexistent employer!

Phoenix

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Dec 20, 1994, 3:17:53 PM12/20/94
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In article <Pine.SUN.3.91.94...@merhaba.cc.columbia.edu>,
Yvette M Adams <ym...@columbia.edu> wrote:

> On 19 Dec 1994, Phoenix wrote:
>
> > Ahem....let me state here that my ex was a skinny guy and he was
> > very...shall we say...gifted. So once again we see that it's not the size
> > that counts...Oh, that might be something else...never mind....
> >
> > --
> > Queen of Innuendo
>

> My Queen! I always thought it was measured by the shoe size. I always
> managed to get them in a close hug and find out, you know?

I thought that big hands and feet only meant big gloves and shoes. ;-)
>
I do like your hug theory!! Both people get an equal opportunity to cop a
feel!!

> *wink*!

--
Queen of Innuendo

Yvette M Adams

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Dec 20, 1994, 1:10:06 PM12/20/94
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On 19 Dec 1994, Phoenix wrote:

> Ahem....let me state here that my ex was a skinny guy and he was
> very...shall we say...gifted. So once again we see that it's not the size
> that counts...Oh, that might be something else...never mind....
>
> --
> Queen of Innuendo

My Queen! I always thought it was measured by the shoe size. I always

managed to get them in a close hug and find out, you know?

*wink*!

Yvette


Bruce Ediger

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Dec 21, 1994, 1:20:15 AM12/21/94
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bri...@iglou.iglou.com (Gary Mark Morris) wrote:
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:I can't believe no one's mentioned Arnold (unless I missed it).

No way, dude: I've seen the old issue of SPY magazine that had a nude
shot o' Arnold. Teensy.

On the other hand, the article had tons of goodies like Arnold soliciting
"Plo Chobs" from actresses on movie sets, and Arnold using the line
"You look very fuckable tonight, Darling" at some big celeb party.

SPY then had some poor writer go to regular cocktail parties and try
Arnold's pickup lines on regular New York women. Low to moderate success.

Paul

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Dec 20, 1994, 9:03:56 AM12/20/94
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Margaret Thatcher. Need I say more.

Yvette M Adams

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Dec 21, 1994, 8:35:21 AM12/21/94
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On Wed, 21 Dec 1994, Gary Mark Morris wrote:

>
> I can't believe no one's mentioned Arnold (unless I missed it).
>

> I know somebody (female) who had sex with him in the mid-'70s before he
> was famous and she said besides wolfing down his steak while she was
> barely lifting her fork that he had 9 inches.
>
> Does that qualify?
>
> GMM

*sip*...let's see here...Arnold, 9 inches...has to be penile implant. If
not, I am definitely moving to California...along with Nancy and Queen of
Inneundo!

Yvette


Mike O'Connor

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Dec 21, 1994, 12:46:49 PM12/21/94
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In article <D156...@iglou.com>,

Gary Mark Morris <bri...@iglou.iglou.com> wrote:

:I can't believe no one's mentioned Arnold (unless I missed it).
:
:I know somebody (female) who had sex with him in the mid-'70s before he
:was famous and she said besides wolfing down his steak while she was
:barely lifting her fork that he had 9 inches.
:
:Does that qualify?

You mean THE Arnold, the one that was in True Lies? No wonder
Roseanne married him. <laughs>

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Phoenix

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Dec 21, 1994, 12:51:10 PM12/21/94
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In article
<Pine.SUN.3.91.941221...@merhaba.cc.columbia.edu>, Yvette
M Adams <ym...@columbia.edu> wrote:

You got that right!!!If there was a nude photo taken of him in the gym and
he was tiny (7" is "tiny"??!!) imagine what it would be hard!!!!!!! My o'
MY!!!!

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Gary Mark Morris

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Dec 20, 1994, 10:52:56 PM12/20/94
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Stephen Spainhour

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Dec 21, 1994, 5:39:51 PM12/21/94
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There is an Annie Leibowitz photo of arnold nude (with a fellow
bodybuilder asleep on the bed in the room). Neither 9" nor 7", happy
or otherwise.

--
Steve Spainhour - (ste...@ora.com) - O'Reilly & Associates Cambridge, MA

TV's Frank's biggest fan (I measured); higher than Corey Haim.

Daniel J. Munoz

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Dec 21, 1994, 12:30:21 AM12/21/94
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Sorry, Arnold may eat knackwurst, but he ain't packin' it. A couple of
years ago nude pictures of him taken from a gym were published in a
German magazine (later reprinted in Playboy, where I saw 'em). He's a
big boy, but no nine inches. He's 7, but is that really anything to write
home about?

Besides, hung actors are boring. Let's talk abuot who out there can't clear the
zipper.


Daniel

David Gregory Platt

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Dec 21, 1994, 7:24:12 PM12/21/94
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Spy ran a photo of Arnold from a German sex magazine, and it wasn't too
impressive.
Dave

PTU1WA

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Dec 22, 1994, 3:21:38 AM12/22/94
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Trigger?

PTU1WA

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Dec 22, 1994, 3:23:29 AM12/22/94
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John C Holmes and Ron Jeremy (porn studs) currently hold the hanging
records. Tight jeans must be a bitch...

PTU

Steve Phillips

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Dec 22, 1994, 5:00:05 AM12/22/94
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British TV show "The Word" showed a nude photo of him. He didn't look
very big to me.

Steve

Gary Mark Morris

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Dec 22, 1994, 7:54:13 AM12/22/94
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About Arnold's "9 inches"--

I guess I should have clarified. That was 9 inches HARD.

We all know about the soft/hard variations...


GMM


Jdempsey

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Dec 19, 1994, 4:38:57 PM12/19/94
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To set the record straight-Priestley's unit is visable for 2-3 frames in
CALENDAR GIRL as he runs toward the water. He turns about 1/3 to the
camera mid-stride and his winkie flips up into the very bottom of the
frame. It was a hot day and the sticky cover-up would not adhere to a
sweaty body. They simply framed high to avoid showing more than
ultimately snuck in.
BTW-don't you guys know the rule? Take your hand and make an L with your
thumb and forefinger. That represents the tall guy with the little peter.
Now point those same fingers as if to represent a gun. That is the short
guy with the large peter. By that VERY scientific rule-well-lets just
say, Priestley is a short guy.

bmai...@eyecon.com

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Dec 19, 1994, 10:54:47 AM12/19/94
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On (or with) the other hand ... I had a friend who used to say, "I knew
my organ was small, dear, but I hadn't expected to play it in a
cathedral..."

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Raydeeo1

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Dec 27, 1994, 12:51:01 AM12/27/94
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Does anybody know anything about Patrick Swayze, or Jean-Claude Van Damme?
What about Jonathan Frakes ( the delectable Riker ) ? What I wouldn't give
for a round or two with Jonathan or Patrick, or both???!!!! Raydeeo1

Jet Silverman

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Dec 27, 1994, 3:55:54 AM12/27/94
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Jonathan Frakes and Patrick Stewart together! Now that sounds like a
great way to ring in the new year.

Paul

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Dec 29, 1994, 12:35:56 PM12/29/94
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> Does anybody know anything about Patrick Swayze, or Jean-Claude Van Damme?
> What about Jonathan Frakes ( the delectable Riker ) ? What I wouldn't give
> for a round or two with Jonathan or Patrick, or both???!!!! Raydeeo1

In a magazine interview (I forget which magazine) Jean-Claude Van Damme
was asked about his dick size and responded that he's quite average in
that department and doesn't have a problem with that. He didn't expand on
what "average" means.

Dan Michael

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Jan 9, 1995, 12:49:13 AM1/9/95
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In article <gsl.42....@dev.urel.berkeley.edu> g...@dev.urel.berkeley.edu writes:

[snipped]

>To see Arnold hard check him out as he struts around with his monster shown
>prominently under his posing briefs in that film about bodybuilders that's
>shown on PBS from time to time.


Obviously a prosthesis of some sort.

du...@nnbbs.com

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Jan 8, 1995, 6:38:26 PM1/8/95
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I have a GIF file of a naked Arnold Schwarzenegger, as sort of arty
Mapplethorope pose from what looks like the 70s. He's about average sized. If
someone can tell me how to attach it to a message, I'd be happy to upload it
(or where I can send it to get it into the common domain).

Ken Jones

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Jan 9, 1995, 1:08:29 PM1/9/95
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Vanity Fair published a nude picture of Arnold last year taken many years
ago. He was well hung, but not like a horse...

Jeff Runner

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Jan 9, 1995, 2:46:18 PM1/9/95
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In article <gsl.42....@dev.urel.berkeley.edu>,

<g...@dev.urel.berkeley.edu> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 21 Dec 1994, Gary Mark Morris wrote:
>>>
>>> I can't believe no one's mentioned Arnold (unless I missed it).
>>>
>>> I know somebody (female) who had sex with him in the mid-'70s before he
>>> was famous and she said besides wolfing down his steak while she was
>>> barely lifting her fork that he had 9 inches.

she was wolfing down his 9-inch steak without lifting her fork?!

>To see Arnold hard check him out as he struts around with his monster shown
>prominently under his posing briefs in that film about bodybuilders that's
>shown on PBS from time to time.

"pumping iron" (the first one; "pumping iron 2" is about female body
builders).

jeff, back from a FUN weekend in new orleans.

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du...@nnbbs.com

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Jan 9, 1995, 11:53:21 AM1/9/95
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The movie is called "pumping iron." I've seen it and don't recall Ahhhnold
with a woody. Besides, you can't get it up on steriods.

g...@dev.urel.berkeley.edu

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Jan 9, 1995, 12:20:56 PM1/9/95
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In article <3es3qa...@twain.ucs.umass.edu> jru...@twain.ucs.umass.edu (Jeff Runner) writes:
>From: jru...@twain.ucs.umass.edu (Jeff Runner)
>Subject: Re: Hung Like a Horse II
>Date: 9 Jan 1995 14:46:18 -0500

>>To see Arnold hard check him out as he struts around with his monster shown
>>prominently under his posing briefs in that film about bodybuilders that's
>>shown on PBS from time to time.

>"pumping iron" (the first one; "pumping iron 2" is about female body
>builders).

So, which one was Arnold in? The one about male bodybuilders or female
bodybuilders?

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