The Fake Boob List 001210
Ilena Rose
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<Pine.SOL.4.21.001210...@mcmail.cis.McMaster.CA>,
ac...@hwcn.org wrote:
** The Fake Boob List
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**
**Last updated 2000/12/09
**
**A list of female celebrities who've had their breasts mutilated.
**- They are Ugly. They are Unnatural. They are Abnormal.
**If Breast Implants weren't bad why do they lie about having them?
**- They are Dishonest. They are Liars.
**They get them to be noticed, to get a "breast up" on their competition.
**- They are Cheaters.
**Breast Implants have been linked to numerous illnesses.
**- They are Stupid. They are Careless.
**
**Watch the movie "Breast Men". You must see this. It's the tragic history
of how
**this perversion was first invented in 1962 by a failed Doctor who was laughed
**out of the Medical Profession.
**
**Breast Implants followed by Date of disfigurement: (e.g. Milano is ok to watch
**until 1992 then not)
**s=by decade, modifiers e=early m=mid l=late
**R=removed
**xy?=date uncertain
**a range indicates when implants were put in and later removed
**?=unconfirmed
**>xxxx date last seen to be ok, <yyyy date implants were first observed
**
**N.B. There's no point in listing every porn star, every playmate/pet so know
**that they're all implants starting in the 90's. Wouldn't want to give the
**unknown ones any publicity. :)
**
**Ali Landry l90s - nice face, what a waste
**Alyssa Milano 1992 - was one of the great italian beauties before
**Amber Smith m90s - kinda ugly, no loss
**Anna Falchi 90s - ditto
**Anna Nicole Smith e90s - ugly blonde bimbo, who cares
**Asha Siewkumar 1993 - the worst nightmare, indian beauty disfigured
**Athena Massey 90s - dark beauty, a real shame as there was no before
**Avalon Anders m90s - blonde bimbo
**Brandy Ledford/Sanders 1993? - just a penthouse model
**Brett Butler m90s - at least she admitted it
**Brigitte Nielsen >1985 - woo, she was still natural in Red Sonja
**Britney Spears 1999 - at least she was fine in her first video
**Caprice Bourret 90s - blonde bimbo, yawn
**Carmen Electra 1996 - brunette bimbo
**Carrie Westcott 90s ? - rather cute faced blonde, rather a pity
**Cher 90s - sings good, radio yes, vidoes no
**Courtney Love e90s RMar1993 1999? - fucked up girl can't make her mind up
**Cyia Batten m90s - dancer, sneaky ones almost missed 'em
**Cynthia Rothrock 90s ? - petite and kinda cute, too bad
**Dana Plato m90s ? - at least she was out of the limelight
**Dannii Minogue 90s - at least we still have her better looking sister
**Debi Giezing e90s - dumb starlet
**Deborah Shelton 90s - over the hill implants
**Demi Moore >1991 - at least we have many good movies with her before
**Denise Richards m90s - very cute kathy ireland twin, terrible shame
**Dolly Parton e80s - yech
**Ely Pouget e90s ? - damn she was a fine brunette, this sucks
**Erika Eleniak e90s ? - just another playmate, kinda cute face :(
**Farrah Fawcett l90s - too many drugs I guess, at least it was late in life
**Faye Grant 90s ? - if true it's a bad one, she was sweet
**Faye Resnick 90s - some starlet
**Gena Lee Nolin 90s - another playmate
**Heidi Mark 90s - playmate (like there are any real boobs in that mag anymore)
**Iman e90s Rl90s - damn she was fine, at least she got rid of 'em
**Jane Fonda 90s - after her best years, so not too much loss
**Janet Jackson <1993 - hmmm a jackson having plastic surgery? gee really?
**Janice Rivera m90s - starlet
**Jenny Jones 1981-1992 - came to her senses
**Jenny McCarthy 1992 - playmate, and very annoying
**Jerry Hall 90s - odd looking model, oh well
**Jessica Hahn 90s - for playboy (may that mag rot in hell)
**Joan Hackett <80 - early one, too bad she was pretty
**Jody Watley 1998 - for playboy (burn 'em unless they're pre 1985)
**Julie Strain 90s - penthouse i think, pity though, nice face
**Kari Wuhrer 90s - lovely brunette, damn that's lousy
**Kathrin Nicholson m90s - beautiful blonde, rare enough it's sad
**Kiana Tom 90s - you'd think a fitness buff would know better
**LaToya Jackson e80s - another jackson
**Laurie Simpson m90s - french, pretty, what a waste
**Lola Falana 70s? - kinda before my time
**Loretta Lynn 70s? - ditto
**Lynn Whitfield 1991 - butchered for that josephine baker movie, that sucks
**Mariel Hemingway e80s R1993 m90s - pity, rather interesting looking babe
**Marilyn Monroe 50s - ultimate blonde bimbo, never did like her anyways
**Margaux Hemingway 80s - same as her sister
**Mary McDonough 1984-1994 - came to her senses
**Mary Tyler Moore 1991 - in old age, no loss
**May Karasun m90s - starlet
**Melanie Brown 2000 - Scary Spice, what a nutter, goes well with her tongue
**Melanie Griffith 1990 - she was so cute before, pity she's still working
**Melissa Behr m90s - starlet
**Mia Sara >1992 <1994 - god she was so fine, utterly horrible that she did it
**Monique Parent 90s - blonde porno star
**Morgan Fairchild <1990 - was natural in first season of her soap series (81)
**Nicole Eggert e90s R1994 - thank god she's free of them, cute blonde
**Nicole Simpson 90s ? - was she a starlet? musta been
**Nina Hartley 90s - porn star, best work pre
**Pamela Anderson e90s - the most hideous ugly blonde cow in the world
**Patti D'Arbanville >1987 <1993 - damn she was fine before, plenty work pre
**Patti McGuire l70s ? - playmate, never did like her, finally figured out why
**Rachel Palmieri e90s - small implants but didn't fool me
**Rhonda Shear 80s - dumb starlet
**Rita Jenrette 80s - dumb congressman's wife and playboy model
**Roseanne 90s - like ewwwww
**Roshumba Williams >1992 ? - damn she was fine, not too sure but looks bad now
**Roz Kelly 80s R90s - before my time
**Sable 90s - some wrestling bimbo/starlet
**Sally Kirkland 80s RAug1998 - sadly had them during her prime years, damn
**Sarah Pariente <1995 - European, damn it. Was hoping not see any. :(
**Serenity 90s - stupid enough to ride on a air cushion, you can see the outline
**Shannen Doherty 1992 ? - how stupid, she was the babe of 90210 before that
**Shannon Tweed e80s - playmate
**Sharon Mann 90s - an exercise show person, can you believe it?
**Sharon Stone e90s - did few movies pre sadly
**Shelley Michelle e90s - body double, lousy body, what gives?
**Stacy Valentine 90s - playmate
**Stephanie Seymour <1989 - i bought her 1993 calendar, i want my damn
money back
**Stevie Nicks 1976-1994 - great singer, was devastated to hear of it
**Tammy Parks e90s - porn star, cute face, a crying shame
**Tammy Wynette 70s? - before my time
**Tawny Kitaen 80s ? - nice eyebrows, damn
**Tea Leoni June1996 - very skinny, now with plastic bulges
**Tiffani-Amber Thiessen m90s - she was nice on SBTB at least, a shame now
**Tina Turner 90s ? - great singer, hope they were 90's cause she seemed hot 80s
**Toni Braxton 1998? ? - beautiful singer, what a crying shame
**Tori Spelling e90s - i rather liked her before even if many think she's a dog
**Tracy Tweed e80s - playmate's sister
**Valarie Rae Miller 2000 - supporting cast on Dark Angel unfortunately
**Vanessa Angel m90s - we finally meet Ms. Angel and it's not a divine thing
**Victoria Silverstedt 90s - playmate
**Wendy Hamilton 90s - playmate turned actress, very pretty, what a waste.
**Whitney Houston 1997? ? - great singer, beautiful model, many good years pre
**
**Breast Reductions (sheer stupidity but at least they're still natural in that
**there's no artificial junk imbedded in their bodies):
**
**Drew Barrymore Age 16
**Kim Fields
**Loni Anderson
**Phyllis Diller
**Robin Quivers
**Roseanne
**Soleil Moon Frye
**Ursula Andress
**Whoopi Goldberg
**
**Thanks to all those who've contributed to this list.
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