Norm MacDonald's Excellent Adventure
David Migicovsky
Robin Kerr wrote in article <33B148...@infocom.com>...
>Norm MacDonald apparently spent the weekend out at the University of Iowa
speaking to
>the graduating class. He regaled them with an assortment of jokes about
women having
>sex with pigs (referring to his own sexual experiences no doubt). Everyone
was
>offended, including the many children in the audience. His scheduled golf
date was
>cancelled and he was sent packing. He drove off in the stolen 007 car. I
think this guy
>is trying too hard to win the Corey Feldman celebrity offensiveness award.
Our only
>hope is that SNL will be finally taken off life support this season.
>
Well, FWIW, here's something I got from a friend who knows his brother Neil,
a reporter with the CBC, after the last Norm thread:
> that stuff about norm is utter bullshit. he NEVER goes out...NEVER goes
> to the apres show parties at snl...stays up all nite writing, sleeps all
> day. his brother thinks the guy is pretty much nuts... NEVER shags
> groupies (or even the multitude of gorgeous babes who flock to him) he is
> JUST NOT INTERESTED WHATSOEVER! this ana icon chick is FULL of shit. he
> was indeed shagging elle macpherson for a few months....is recently
> divorced from connie....completely not interested in women. (NOT gay,
> mind you, just a total loner.)
David, rather relieved that Norm isn't gay anyway, but thinks his fixation on
dogs' asses is a tad bizarre.
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Stephen Gilliard
On Wed, 25 Jun 1997 09:32:17 -0700, Robin Kerr <rk...@infocom.com>
wrote:
>Norm MacDonald apparently spent the weekend out at the University of Iowa speaking to
>the graduating class. He regaled them with an assortment of jokes about women having
>sex with pigs (referring to his own sexual experiences no doubt). Everyone was
>offended, including the many children in the audience. His scheduled golf date was
>cancelled and he was sent packing. He drove off in the stolen 007 car. I think this guy
>is trying too hard to win the Corey Feldman celebrity offensiveness award. Our only
>hope is that SNL will be finally taken off life support this season.
You think Norm saw the kids in the crowd and decided that beastiality
was the way to win the crowd over?
Then he called out to the audience of families and yelled "what did
you think I was going to do, tell jokes about my lost luggage".
Couldn't he see out into the crowd and see the freaking families?
Didn't anyone tell him that pig fucking jokes might offend the kiddies
and their parents?
Just another reason to kill SNL.
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pencil pushers
Norm MacDonald apparently spent the weekend out at the University of
Iowa speaking to
> the graduating class. He regaled them with an assortment of jokes about women having
> sex with pigs (referring to his own sexual experiences no doubt). Everyone was
> offended, including the many children in the audience. His scheduled golf date was
> cancelled and he was sent packing. He drove off in the stolen 007 car. I think this guy
> is trying too hard to win the Corey Feldman celebrity offensiveness award. Our only
> hope is that SNL will be finally taken off life support this season.
add to this the asshole performance he gave on Dennis Miller Live (is
he a compulsive homophobe or WHAT?)... how about we give SNL another
chance and put MacDonald in the terminal ward?
ka...@delphi.com
Robin Kerr <rk...@infocom.com> writes:
>Norm MacDonald apparently spent the weekend out at the University of Iowa speaking to
>the graduating class. He regaled them with an assortment of jokes about women having
>sex with pigs (referring to his own sexual experiences no doubt). Everyone was
>offended, including the many children in the audience. His scheduled golf date was
>cancelled and he was sent packing. He drove off in the stolen 007 car. I think this guy
Actually, I heard from more than one source that he had
close to 1000 people in a 1300 seat auditorium WALK OUT
on him, and that he then taunted those leaving by asking
what they wanted to hear -- stories about him leaving
his luggage at the airport?
.
kassa
Brian Jaudon
Robin Kerr wrote:
>
> Norm MacDonald apparently spent the weekend out at the University of Iowa speaking to
> the graduating class. He regaled them with an assortment of jokes about women having
> sex with pigs (referring to his own sexual experiences no doubt). Everyone was
> offended, including the many children in the audience. His scheduled golf date was
> cancelled and he was sent packing. He drove off in the stolen 007 car. I think this guy
> hope is that SNL will be finally taken off life support this season.
I'm sorry, but if you take children to see Norm in the first place,
you're an idiot. What do you think his act's going to be like? For
God's sake, he casually said "f*ck" on the air a few months ago! Profuse
swearing and offensiveness are McDonald's forte. When I saw him, there
was a large chunk of his act about "anal rape"; the offensiveness is
the point.
--
"Yeah,man, I'll tell you what, that dang old Internet, man, you
just go'd on there, point and click, gettin' in there talkin' about
www.wcom, you got them naked chicks on there, you go click click
click click click.. It's real easy, man."
-Boomhauer, "King of the Hill"
darkstar
Robin Kerr <rk...@infocom.com> wrote:
: Norm MacDonald apparently spent the weekend out at the University of Iowa speaking to
: the graduating class. He regaled them with an assortment of jokes about women having
: sex with pigs (referring to his own sexual experiences no doubt). Everyone was
: offended, including the many children in the audience. His scheduled golf date was
: cancelled and he was sent packing. He drove off in the stolen 007 car. I think this guy
: is trying too hard to win the Corey Feldman celebrity offensiveness award. Our only
: hope is that SNL will be finally taken off life support this season.
OH GOD, I was picturing Norm, the Yankeee Workshop
Norm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jean W
Brian Jaudon wrote:
>
> Robin Kerr wrote:
> >
> > Norm MacDonald apparently spent the weekend out at the University of Iowa speaking to the graduating class. He regaled them with an assortment of jokes about women having
> > sex with pigs (referring to his own sexual experiences no doubt). Everyone was offended, including the many children in the audience. His scheduled golf date was
> > hope is that SNL will be finally taken off life support this season.
> I'm sorry, but if you take children to see Norm in the first place,
> you're an idiot. What do you think his act's going to be like? For
> God's sake, he casually said "f*ck" on the air a few months ago! Profuse
> swearing and offensiveness are McDonald's forte. When I saw him, there
> was a large chunk of his act about "anal rape"; the offensiveness is
> the point.
Hey, the families in the audience didn't come to see Norm MacDonald,
they came to see a graduation ceremony. You gotta wonder what the
committee who invited Norm to speak at the ceremony were thinking.
Didn't they know anything about what kind of "comic" he was? Of course,
"comic" isn't the right word, Norm has never been funny.
I wouldn't pay 10 cents at a garage sale to hear Norm tell a "joke".
Jean
Robin Colleen Moore
>Robin Kerr wrote:
>>
>> Norm MacDonald apparently spent the weekend out at the University of Iowa speaking to
>> the graduating class. He regaled them with an assortment of jokes about women having
>> sex with pigs (referring to his own sexual experiences no doubt). Everyone was
>> offended, including the many children in the audience. His scheduled golf date was
>> cancelled and he was sent packing. He drove off in the stolen 007 car. I think this guy
>> is trying too hard to win the Corey Feldman celebrity offensiveness award. Our only
>> hope is that SNL will be finally taken off life support this season.
>I'm sorry, but if you take children to see Norm in the first place,
>you're an idiot. What do you think his act's going to be like? For
>God's sake, he casually said "f*ck" on the air a few months ago! Profuse
>swearing and offensiveness are McDonald's forte. When I saw him, there
>was a large chunk of his act about "anal rape"; the offensiveness is
>the point.
True enough, but this wasn't a typical club date--this was a college
commencement ceremony, at which a wide range of families with members of all
ages would be present to see their loved ones graduating from school. While I
don't know that anyone expected Norm to be a complete saint, at the very
least he should have taken the circumstances and setting of his gig into
account when he wrote his little "speech". The graduates really didn't
deserve to have their graduation ceremony trashed by a foul-mouthed egomaniac,
and if his act was as described, then he deserves any and all censure he gets.
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Senorita Buttclench
>>> I'm sorry, but if you take children to see Norm in the first place,
>>> you're an idiot. What do you think his act's going to be like? For
>>> God's sake, he casually said "f*ck" on the air a few months ago! Profuse
>>> swearing and offensiveness are McDonald's forte. When I saw him, there
>>> was a large chunk of his act about "anal rape"; the offensiveness is
>>> the point.
>>
>
>He did jokes about pig fucking to an audience of kids. Was he drunk?
>He was on Howard Stern Friday, trying to cover his sorry ass for his
>pathetic display of taste.
>
>Jesus, he knew what he was doing. A real man would have at least made
>a healthy contribution to the school in apology.
>
>Besides, that's a real touchy topic there.:-)
>
>Seriously, Iowa's a pretty liberal state. These folks probably would
>have stayed if there were no kids. But what kind of dimwit keeps
>telling jokes when people leave.
>
>He should stick to screwing models and kissing Stern's ass.
The bottom line here is that Norm MacDonald isn't nearly as funny as
he used to be. In fact he seems like a complete dickhead. I watched
him do the news on SNL tonight and it was such a bomb that even the
studio audience couldn't be persuaded to laugh.
Howard Stern oughta find somebody else more worthy to lick his ass.
Lex
Stephen Gilliard
>
>Well, FWIW, here's something I got from a friend who knows his brother Neil,
>a reporter with the CBC, after the last Norm thread:
>
>> that stuff about norm is utter bullshit. he NEVER goes out...NEVER goes
>> to the apres show parties at snl...stays up all nite writing, sleeps all
>> day. his brother thinks the guy is pretty much nuts...
Sounds like what I heard. He pretty much does his own thing on SNL and
pretty much breaks after the news and gets dinner. HE has a crew of
writers he works with and that's it. Open contempt for the rest of
cast is probably the reason, although insanity can be also listed as a
reason.
>NEVER shags
>> groupies (or even the multitude of gorgeous babes who flock to him) he is
>> JUST NOT INTERESTED WHATSOEVER! this ana icon chick is FULL of shit.
Never is a strong word. Normally is a much better word. He normally
avoids groupies and models.
>he was indeed shagging elle macpherson for a few months....
I mean she was draped all over him like a cheap suit when she was on
the show. She even went to eat with him afterwards. So never is
obviously the wrong word. But then, who the hell is going to say no to
her?
>>is recently
>> divorced from connie....completely not interested in women. (NOT gay,
>> mind you, just a total loner.)
>
The word here is mysoginist. He likes sex with women, just not talking
to them.
>David, rather relieved that Norm isn't gay anyway, but thinks his fixation on
>dogs' asses is a tad bizarre.
>
>
>| David Migicovsky, real email address is dmig...@interlog.com
>| Good food, drink, friends, & conversation, + unspeakable acts of violence
>| perpetrated upon uppity dinosaurs and mimes: news:alt.culture.fabulous
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>
>
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Laura Beatty
jcsp...@netnitco.net wrote:
>
> Does anybody have any Corey Feldman movies that you are willing to
> sell? Especially any of the Dream A little Dream movies!!! If you do
> PLEASE e-mail me....thanks.....
"any of the dream a little dream movies?"
there was more than one?
ummmmm..... ANYWAY....
laura
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Jeff Kirk
In article <33C3E9...@sgi.com>, lau...@sgi.com says...
>
>jcsp...@netnitco.net wrote:
>>
>> Does anybody have any Corey Feldman movies that you are willing to
>> sell? Especially any of the Dream A little Dream movies!!! If you do
>> PLEASE e-mail me....thanks.....
>
>"any of the dream a little dream movies?"
>
>there was more than one?
Yes, amazingly enough, there was a sequel.
Jeff