Frank Gifford's Wild Sex Romp

[David Migicovsky]

Tides24 wrote in article

<much snippage in order for me to make a cheap joke>

> Threatening to sue Globe on behalf of his clients, Konecky told The Post
>that the story is "a total fabrication." "It's stupid and irresponsible,"
>he said. "Kathie Lee said, "Next, it will be Regis and me having an alien
>baby.' "

Yeah right. It would only be *half*-alien, and the DNA probably wouldn't be
compatible anyway. Those half-human/half-Klingon things only happen on Star
Trek.

David, who wonders how many hours a *half*-alien would have to work in KLG's
sweatshop each week.

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[Tides24]

From today's NY Post (5/11)

Frank Gifford and wife Kathie Lee are slamming a report by the supermarket
tabloid Globe that he recently bedded a former stewardess he'd been wooing
for years. The ruggedly handsome grid great and his chirpy talk-show-host
wife issued a statement ripping the report as "garbage" and "completely
ridiculous and untrue." Globe said the 66-year-old ABC sportscaster and
married blond head-turner Suzen Johnson turned her $400-a-day room at the
Regency Hotel into a steamy love nest. According to the story, Johnson,
46, told an unnamed pal: "He
played with my hair and touched my face and body. I was lost in his
embrace and his manly smell. " "Do it to me, Suzen,' he moaned at the
height of his passion. I was quivering all over as I, too, reached my
climax." The Globe quotes an unnamed pal as saying Johnson and Gifford
met on a plane in 1993 and began a long-distance courtship. She came to
New York for business, and Gifford reportedly arranged through his
secretary to meet her April 30. "They chatted, drank wine, kissed
passionately and groped each other before Frank had to leave," the story
says. "Frank told me, "I've got to figure out what I'm going to do with
you for the rest of our lives. When someone like you comes along, it's
very intriguing,' " Johnson reportedly said. He allegedly consummated the
romance the next day -- breaking a vow that he'd never cheat on Kathie
Lee, 43. Globe quoted Johnson as telling a friend that Frank said, "I've
wanted to do this since the day I met you. You are beautiful. You have
extraordinary breasts." Globe has photos of Gifford and Johnson leaving
the hotel separately and the rumpled sheets on the king-size bed in her
room. The Giffords' lawyer, Ron Konecky, would not say why
Frank was at the Regency, but added, "He's in the hotel regularly." A
manager at the hotel said its policy prohibits it from confirming guests
and visitors, but a porter there said he'd never heard of Gifford being in
the hotel until this month.

Threatening to sue Globe on behalf of his clients, Konecky told The Post
that the story is "a total fabrication." "It's stupid and irresponsible,"
he said. "Kathie Lee said, "Next, it will be Regis and me having an alien

baby.' " Globe editor Tony Frost shot back: "If Kathie Lee Gifford would
like to review our story file, it's open to her."

ROFLOL!!

Carm

"It's Always Something."
----Gilda Radner

[Grace]

In <337682...@b4-u-buyxx.com> Jane Hudson <jhu...@b4-u-buyxx.com>
writes:

>
>Tides24 wrote:
>>
>> From today's NY Post (5/11)
>>
>> Frank Gifford and wife Kathie Lee are slamming a report by the
supermarket
>> tabloid Globe that he recently bedded a former stewardess he'd been
wooing
>> for years. The ruggedly handsome grid great and his chirpy
talk-show-host
>> wife issued a statement ripping the report as "garbage" and
"completely
>> ridiculous and untrue." Globe said the 66-year-old ABC sportscaster
and
>> married blond head-turner Suzen Johnson turned her $400-a-day room
at the
>> Regency Hotel into a steamy love nest. According to the story,
Johnson,
>> 46, told an unnamed pal: "He
>> played with my hair and touched my face and body. I was lost in
his
>> embrace and his manly smell. "
>
>

>I think this was all written by Frank and Kathie Lee over a couple of
>bottles of wine in a $400 hotel room. "Wooing?" "Ruggedly handsome?"
>"Manly smell?"....

Does Jaqueline Suzanne write for The Globe?

[TKCBAMA1]

In article <5l5po1$d...@dfw-ixnews6.ix.netcom.com>,
anjs...@ix.netcom.com(Grace) writes:

>>> married blond head-turner Suzen Johnson turned her $400-a-day room
>at the
>>> Regency Hotel into a steamy love nest. According to the story,
>Johnson,
>>> 46, told an unnamed pal: "He
>>> played with my hair and touched my face and body. I was lost in
>his
>>> embrace and his manly smell. "
>>

Sounds like Frank is an Aqua Velva Man

[Stephen Gilliard]

On 12 May 1997 00:44:45 GMT, tkcb...@aol.com (TKCBAMA1) wrote:

>In article <5l5po1$d...@dfw-ixnews6.ix.netcom.com>,
>anjs...@ix.netcom.com(Grace) writes:
>
>>>> married blond head-turner Suzen Johnson turned her $400-a-day room
>>at the Regency Hotel into a steamy love nest.

The God of the Hebrews has struck again.

This is the vengeful, mean God of the Old Testament. He will lay your
plans to waste if you cross him.

Kathie Lee's sins return to her in multiples. The sins against her
kids, the mocking of the chosen people, the use of slave labor.

Now she will be humiliated. One gay husband, now her old "old man" is
getting nookie on the side. Repent, Kathie Lee, repent.
http://www.interport.net/~gilliard
The Gilliard News

[Bev]

Tides24 wrote:

> Globe quoted Johnson as telling a friend that Frank said, "I've
> wanted to do this since the day I met you. You are beautiful. You have
> extraordinary breasts."

Well, at least we know two points she has in her favour according
to the Gif's eyes.

> Globe has photos of Gifford and Johnson leaving
> the hotel separately and the rumpled sheets on the king-size bed in her
> room.

Good grief!! I'm surprised they didn't use "the black light" to check
the sheets for proof of, ummmmm, "culmination".

Beverly

[Gary Morris]

"I was lost in his
> embrace and his manly smell."

Can anyone blame Suzen for being mesmerized by the stench of 66-year-old
hormones oozing out of Frank's pits? I wonder if her tongue got stuck on
his poly-grip?

Gary Morris
The goddamndest mass of tact known to Jesse Garon
http://www.slip.net/~gmm/bright.html

[Holly Ann Vincent]

Fiona wrote:
>Eeew, please. I think this should have had a SPOILER or DON"T READ WHILE
>EATING label on it. The thought of Frank Gifford's "manly smell" is too
>gross...

uhhh...and the thought of him naked didn't make you sick?? granted,
you probably stopped reading before that little visual jewel popped in
your head.. :)

Holly:)
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[darkstar]

Stephen Gilliard (gill...@interport.net) wrote:
: The God of the Hebrews has struck again.

:
: This is the vengeful, mean God of the Old Testament. He will lay your
: plans to waste if you cross him.

So THAT's what people meant by Steve being Old Testament.

[jjs...@mail.earthlink.net]

Tides24 wrote:
>
> From today's NY Post (5/11)
>
> Frank Gifford and wife Kathie Lee are slamming a report by the supermarket
> tabloid Globe that he recently bedded a former stewardess he'd been wooing
> for years. The ruggedly handsome grid great and his chirpy talk-show-host
> wife issued a statement ripping the report as "garbage" and "completely
> ridiculous and untrue." Globe said the 66-year-old ABC sportscaster and

> married blond head-turner Suzen Johnson turned her $400-a-day room at the

> Regency Hotel into a steamy love nest. According to the story, Johnson,
> 46, told an unnamed pal: "He

> played with my hair and touched my face and body. I was lost in his
> embrace and his manly smell. " "Do it to me, Suzen,' he moaned at the
> height of his passion. I was quivering all over as I, too, reached my
> climax." The Globe quotes an unnamed pal as saying Johnson and Gifford
> met on a plane in 1993 and began a long-distance courtship. She came to
> New York for business, and Gifford reportedly arranged through his
> secretary to meet her April 30. "They chatted, drank wine, kissed
> passionately and groped each other before Frank had to leave," the story
> says. "Frank told me, "I've got to figure out what I'm going to do with
> you for the rest of our lives. When someone like you comes along, it's
> very intriguing,' " Johnson reportedly said. He allegedly consummated the
> romance the next day -- breaking a vow that he'd never cheat on Kathie

> Lee, 43. Globe quoted Johnson as telling a friend that Frank said, "I've

> wanted to do this since the day I met you. You are beautiful. You have

> extraordinary breasts." Globe has photos of Gifford and Johnson leaving

> the hotel separately and the rumpled sheets on the king-size bed in her

> room. The Giffords' lawyer, Ron Konecky, would not say why
> Frank was at the Regency, but added, "He's in the hotel regularly." A
> manager at the hotel said its policy prohibits it from confirming guests
> and visitors, but a porter there said he'd never heard of Gifford being in
> the hotel until this month.
> Threatening to sue Globe on behalf of his clients, Konecky told The Post
> that the story is "a total fabrication." "It's stupid and irresponsible,"
> he said. "Kathie Lee said, "Next, it will be Regis and me having an alien
> baby.' " Globe editor Tony Frost shot back: "If Kathie Lee Gifford would
> like to review our story file, it's open to her."
>
> ROFLOL!!
>
> Carm
>
> "It's Always Something."
> ----Gilda Radner

There was a "rumor" about 30 years ago that Frank and Sam Jones ( a
fellow football player) were "very close." Anybody KNOW anything?

[Spencyr]

There's a rumor that he has been cross-dressing for years, but I'm sure
it's too good to be true.