1. Which sexy middle-aged leading man was sitting at a corner
table of his favorite restaurant, chewing on his latest honey's
ear lobe and kissing her neck and giggling like a teenager,
when suddenly, one of the loyal waiters rushed over to tell him
that his wife was about to walk through the door? The
quick-thinking superstar (he's been in this situation plenty
of times before) grabbed his girlfriend's arm and ran into the
kitchen and out the back door before his long-suffering wife
could see him. The duo rushed into a waiting car and took
their romance elsewhere. But this guy -- who never gets the
girl on screen, but certainly hasn't met one who didn't like
him off camera -- shouldn't feel like he's pulling the wool
over the eyes of his singer wife. She's on to you buddy, so
watch out! This missus is about to hit the hotshot hubby with
an ultimatum: "Give up your wild ways or you're out and you'll
never see your kids or your money again."
2. This stunning actress got the shock of her life when she
stepped into the shower after an afternoon of passion with Mr.
Oh-So-Hot leading man. When she walked back into the bedroom,
she saw the sexy actor sitting on the bed and her fuming
husband standing next to him. Hubby demanded to know what this
guy was doing in their bedroom. Now the lovers are terrified
they are going to recount details of their romance in front of
the whole world when the whole sordid mess ends up in divorce
court. But the real puzzle piece is why this world-class
beauty would be sleeping with this particular actor. They
first dated years ago when they were both Hollywood newcomers,
but she dumped him after he beat her up so badly she was
covered in bruises from head to toe.
3. Guess which network TV reporter nearly cracked up his very,
very expensive car? The guy was driving down the road with his
wife headed to a dinner with her family. Suddenly, Mr.
Reporter gets a call on his cell phone from another famous
reporter -- who also happens to be his girlfriend. But as soon
as she starts whispering sweet nothings in his ear, the wife
blows a gasket and begins screaming and punching our fearless
reporter. The car starts to swerve and the wife continues to
slap him around until they finally arrived at the
tension-filled family function. [Tortured grammar is theirs,
not mine.] Now the guy is telling pals he's hoping to be
assigned to a war zone -- it would be safer than living at home.
4. This ageless Hollywood couple believe they have discovered
the Fountain of Youth. The great-looking duo tell pals that
the secret to a happy union is to bring a guest into their
bedroom at every opportunity to keep things interesting. She
loves to go out to nightclubs and bring back a great-looking
woman, while he sits back at the hotel room waiting for her to
return with the catch of the day. The girls are usually so
starstruck, they'll do anything this kinky duo request. The
famous actress loves the game as much as her movie-star honey,
but she has also decided that if the sexy star is going to
cheat on her anyway, she might as well be in the room when it
happens.
5. Which super-successful TV star actually met her tall, dark
and handsome "businessman" boyfriend through an escort
service? The very busy, career-minded lady never had time to
go out on dates and so she arranged to meet a man through the
most discreet of agencies. The only criteria she insisted on
was that he have model good looks and that he would keep his
mouth shut -- no matter what. After a few dates, Mr. Handsome
paid off big time and was even willing to give up his day job
to become her full-time guy. Now the duo are even talking
marriage and family -- despite the fact that she doesn't know
all the details of his sordid past.
6. This supermodel is so gorgeous, she makes guys drool every
time they open a copy of the Victoria's Secret catalog. The
stunning gal is often seen publicly on the arm of an equally
great-looking guy. Behind the scenes, this lovely is far more
interested in women and now she is afraid that her latest
conquest might spill the beans about her alternative lifestyle
in a big way.
7. The lead singer of a hot, hot, hot rock band is apparently
a cold fish in bed. His reputation has gotten so bad that this
guy can't even get a date. Not too long ago he was even
rebuffed by his own male limo driver. And despite the driver
saying that he just wasn't interested, Sexy Singing Star tried
to kiss him directly on the lips! Things started to get ugly
and the driver had to be stopped from beating up on the
performer -- just as he was about to go on stage.
8. She was a box-office draw in the 1960s and 1970s, but she
must not have been squirreling her money away for a rainy day.
Even though the busty beauty still has all of her physical
assets intact, she can't seem to get a job and doesn't have
enough money in the bank to keep her going. So, in order to
keep food on the table, Ms. TV rerun sells her considerable
charms to wealthy old men around the world who are dying to
tell their friends that they've actually slept with a star.
9. This newly married TV beauty has had the honeymoon come to
a crashing halt after her hubby came home and found her in bed
with a female rap star.
10. Everyone says that this famous couple married each other
only to keep up public appearances because they are both gay.
But what most people don't know is that once a month in a
different location each time, Mr. Movie Star hosts a very
exclusive party where guests are screened and rescreened before
they can be accepted on the invitation-only list. The party is
a strictly male affair and the pretty-boy host dances and
parties with the delighted group until he chooses the handsome
hunk he intends to spend the night with. The new best friends
then disappear for the rest of the evening.
11. The lead singer of one of the biggest rock bands of all
time hasn't been heard from for awhile because he is dying of
AIDS at his secluded estate in another country. Those closest
to the rocker have been sworn to secrecy, but some of the
confidants are complaining behind his back that this guy -- who
was known as a real ladies' man in his day -- should be
informing the hundreds of women he slept with about his deadly
illness. On the top of the list of women who should be worried
is a beautiful top model who had a long romance with this
controversial bad boy.
12. Which gorgeous star -- who loves to tell anyone who will
listen what a big family man he is -- would shock fans with his
rampant womanizing? He is careful not to be seen with his
starstruck honeys in public. But he provides girlfriends with
plenty of cash, apartments and cell phones so he can stay in
constant contact with them. His very religious wife looks the
other way and keeps the marriage together for their children.
13. This super-sexy male star isn't spending all of his time
with his equally beautiful girlfriend. Mr. Gorgeous spends his
nights away from home with lovely ladies of the night. He has
a select group of women he frequents -- and they all look just
like the girlfriend.
[PHEW!! That settles it -- I am definitely getting a friggin'
scanner.]
Joker
Joker
OOOh Joker, you are too good. Can I add two additional ones? One from
the Star 4/22/97 and one from Globe 4/22/97.
14. This barely-out-of-puberty actor was born with a platinum spoon in
his mouth; he was blessed with a hefty trust fund, good looks, and talent
to boot. He has it all - a fabulous Hollywood Hills bachelor pad, fast
cars, money to burn, and a hard-core heroin habit. He's turned his living
room into a drug shooting gallery and gets so sloppy when he's high that
he share needles with anyone. It's only a matter of time before his
careless living catches up with him. Friends fear that is he doesn't die
from an overdose, he'll surely catch AIDS from a dirty needle.
15. Which veteran blonde sitcom star is terrified that a reel of outtakes
from the show will fall into the wrong hands? These aren't simple flubs
and bloopers we're talking about. The tape making the rounds in
Tinseltown shows the actress flashing her breasts and using language foul
enough to make a sailor blush.
Thanks Joker for letting me hitch a ride.
Oprah Winfrey?
:
: 6. This supermodel is so gorgeous, she makes guys drool every
: time they open a copy of the Victoria's Secret catalog. The
: stunning gal is often seen publicly on the arm of an equally
: great-looking guy. Behind the scenes, this lovely is far more
: interested in women and now she is afraid that her latest
: conquest might spill the beans about her alternative lifestyle
: in a big way.
:
Claudia Schiffer?
: 9. This newly married TV beauty has had the honeymoon come to
: a crashing halt after her hubby came home and found her in bed
: with a female rap star.
No idea really .. maybe Holly Robinson?
:
: 10. Everyone says that this famous couple married each other
: only to keep up public appearances because they are both gay.
: But what most people don't know is that once a month in a
: different location each time, Mr. Movie Star hosts a very
: exclusive party where guests are screened and rescreened before
: they can be accepted on the invitation-only list. The party is
: a strictly male affair and the pretty-boy host dances and
: parties with the delighted group until he chooses the handsome
: hunk he intends to spend the night with. The new best friends
: then disappear for the rest of the evening.
Tom Cruise?
: 12. Which gorgeous star -- who loves to tell anyone who will
: listen what a big family man he is -- would shock fans with his
: rampant womanizing? He is careful not to be seen with his
: starstruck honeys in public. But he provides girlfriends with
: plenty of cash, apartments and cell phones so he can stay in
: constant contact with them. His very religious wife looks the
: other way and keeps the marriage together for their children.
Mel Gibson?
-Jamie
smith...@mindspring.com (Craig Smith) wrote:
>On 11 Apr 1997 21:31:43 GMT, pvtj...@aol.com (PvtJoker2) wrote:
>
>>HUGE blind-item section in the new issue. Dig in...
>>5. Which super-successful TV star actually met her tall, dark
>>and handsome "businessman" boyfriend through an escort
>>service? The very busy, career-minded lady never had time to
>>go out on dates and so she arranged to meet a man through the
>>most discreet of agencies. The only criteria she insisted on
>>was that he have model good looks and that he would keep his
>>mouth shut -- no matter what. After a few dates, Mr. Handsome
>>paid off big time and was even willing to give up his day job
>>to become her full-time guy. Now the duo are even talking
>>marriage and family -- despite the fact that she doesn't know
>>all the details of his sordid past.
>
>Oprah?
>
>>9. This newly married TV beauty has had the honeymoon come to
>>a crashing halt after her hubby came home and found her in bed
>>with a female rap star.
>
>Who's currently shtupping Queen Latifah?
>
>>10. Everyone says that this famous couple married each other
>>only to keep up public appearances because they are both gay.
>>But what most people don't know is that once a month in a
>>different location each time, Mr. Movie Star hosts a very
>>exclusive party where guests are screened and rescreened before
>>they can be accepted on the invitation-only list. The party is
>>a strictly male affair and the pretty-boy host dances and
>>parties with the delighted group until he chooses the handsome
>>hunk he intends to spend the night with. The new best friends
>>then disappear for the rest of the evening.
>
>Tom and Nic, of course.
>
>>11. The lead singer of one of the biggest rock bands of all
>>time hasn't been heard from for awhile because he is dying of
>>AIDS at his secluded estate in another country. Those closest
>>to the rocker have been sworn to secrecy, but some of the
>>confidants are complaining behind his back that this guy -- who
>>was known as a real ladies' man in his day -- should be
>>informing the hundreds of women he slept with about his deadly
>>illness. On the top of the list of women who should be worried
>>is a beautiful top model who had a long romance with this
>>controversial bad boy.
>
>Mick?
>
>>12. Which gorgeous star -- who loves to tell anyone who will
>>listen what a big family man he is -- would shock fans with his
>>rampant womanizing? He is careful not to be seen with his
>>starstruck honeys in public. But he provides girlfriends with
>>plenty of cash, apartments and cell phones so he can stay in
>>constant contact with them. His very religious wife looks the
>>other way and keeps the marriage together for their children.
>
>Gotta be Mel Gibson.
>
>Craig
>
>-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>Craig R. Smith
>"Falling Tits-over-Teacups into the Unknown since 1955"
>smith...@mindspring.com
>-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Could this be Axel Rose? He hasn't been heard from much lately. And he did
have a lengthy relationship with Stephanie Seymour...<<<
It might be, although I think Axl is still in Los Angeles throwing temper
tantrums last I heard. My guess would be David Lee Roth-although I don't
know that either of them have estates in other countries.
~Danielle
Well, I was thinking it might be Michael Stipe of REM right until I got to
the part about his being a Sexy SInging Star....Yuck. He looks like he's
been dead 6 weeks.
~Danielle
How about Barbara Eden?
>>>9. This newly married TV beauty has had the honeymoon come to
a crashing halt after her hubby came home and found her in bed
with a female rap star.<<<
Joely Fisher?
>>>14. This barely-out-of-puberty actor was born with a platinum spoon in
his mouth; he was blessed with a hefty trust fund, good looks, and talent
to boot. He has it all - a fabulous Hollywood Hills bachelor pad, fast
cars, money to burn, and a hard-core heroin habit. He's turned his living
room into a drug shooting gallery and gets so sloppy when he's high that
he share needles with anyone. It's only a matter of time before his
careless living catches up with him. Friends fear that is he doesn't die
from an overdose, he'll surely catch AIDS from a dirty needle.<<<
Ashley Hamilton
>>>15. Which veteran blonde sitcom star is terrified that a reel of
outtakes
from the show will fall into the wrong hands? These aren't simple flubs
and bloopers we're talking about. The tape making the rounds in
Tinseltown shows the actress flashing her breasts and using language foul
enough to make a sailor blush.<<<
Brett Butler
I love Blind Items...
~Danielle
>11. The lead singer of one of the biggest rock bands of all
>time hasn't been heard from for awhile because he is dying of
>AIDS at his secluded estate in another country. Those closest
>to the rocker have been sworn to secrecy, but some of the
>confidants are complaining behind his back that this guy -- who
>was known as a real ladies' man in his day -- should be
>informing the hundreds of women he slept with about his deadly
>illness. On the top of the list of women who should be worried
>is a beautiful top model who had a long romance with this
>controversial bad boy.
What about Axl Rose? I haven't seen him in the press for quite some
time, and he used to date a model - Stephanie Seymour, was it?
>12. Which gorgeous star -- who loves to tell anyone who will
>listen what a big family man he is -- would shock fans with his
>rampant womanizing? He is careful not to be seen with his
>starstruck honeys in public. But he provides girlfriends with
>plenty of cash, apartments and cell phones so he can stay in
>constant contact with them. His very religious wife looks the
>other way and keeps the marriage together for their children.
>
Denzel Washington?
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Paul Newman & Joanne Woodward?
>8. She was a box-office draw in the 1960s and 1970s, but she
>must not have been squirreling her money away for a rainy day.
>Even though the busty beauty still has all of her physical
>assets intact, she can't seem to get a job and doesn't have
>enough money in the bank to keep her going. So, in order to
>keep food on the table, Ms. TV rerun sells her considerable
>charms to wealthy old men around the world who are dying to
>tell their friends that they've actually slept with a star.
Raquel Welch? But what's this about Ms. TV rerun? Raquel wasn't a
regular on any tv show, was she?
>10. Everyone says that this famous couple married each other
>only to keep up public appearances because they are both gay.
>But what most people don't know is that once a month in a
>different location each time, Mr. Movie Star hosts a very
>exclusive party where guests are screened and rescreened before
>they can be accepted on the invitation-only list. The party is
>a strictly male affair and the pretty-boy host dances and
>parties with the delighted group until he chooses the handsome
>hunk he intends to spend the night with. The new best friends
>then disappear for the rest of the evening.
Tom and Nicole
>11. The lead singer of one of the biggest rock bands of all
>time hasn't been heard from for awhile because he is dying of
>AIDS at his secluded estate in another country. Those closest
>to the rocker have been sworn to secrecy, but some of the
>confidants are complaining behind his back that this guy -- who
>was known as a real ladies' man in his day -- should be
>informing the hundreds of women he slept with about his deadly
>illness. On the top of the list of women who should be worried
>is a beautiful top model who had a long romance with this
>controversial bad boy.
This has got to be some band from the 60s or 70s -- think Beatles,
Stones, Led Zep, etc., except it's not any of them. I'm stumped.
>12. Which gorgeous star -- who loves to tell anyone who will
>listen what a big family man he is -- would shock fans with his
>rampant womanizing? He is careful not to be seen with his
>starstruck honeys in public. But he provides girlfriends with
>plenty of cash, apartments and cell phones so he can stay in
>constant contact with them. His very religious wife looks the
>other way and keeps the marriage together for their children.
Mel Gibson is the obvious choice.
>15. Which veteran blonde sitcom star is terrified that a reel of outtakes
>from the show will fall into the wrong hands? These aren't simple flubs
>and bloopers we're talking about. The tape making the rounds in
>Tinseltown shows the actress flashing her breasts and using language foul
>enough to make a sailor blush.
My first thought was Meredith Baxter Birney from Family Ties, but I
think maybe it's Sally Struthers from All In The Family -- such a tape
would certainly be embarassing for miss "Save The Children!".
Chris
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Daltrey is touring with The Who this summer.
What's Robert Plant up to these days?
Ed Plunkett
[a miriad...oops, plethora of juicy items snipped because they're too hard to guess]
>6. This supermodel is so gorgeous, she makes guys drool every
>time they open a copy of the Victoria's Secret catalog. The
>stunning gal is often seen publicly on the arm of an equally
>great-looking guy. Behind the scenes, this lovely is far more
>interested in women and now she is afraid that her latest
>conquest might spill the beans about her alternative lifestyle
>in a big way.
Claudia Schiffer?
>7. The lead singer of a hot, hot, hot rock band is apparently
>a cold fish in bed. His reputation has gotten so bad that this
>guy can't even get a date. Not too long ago he was even
>rebuffed by his own male limo driver. And despite the driver
>saying that he just wasn't interested, Sexy Singing Star tried
>to kiss him directly on the lips! Things started to get ugly
>and the driver had to be stopped from beating up on the
>performer -- just as he was about to go on stage.
Is hot, hot, hot a clue? Maybe Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chili Pepppers?
>11. The lead singer of one of the biggest rock bands of all
>time hasn't been heard from for awhile because he is dying of
>AIDS at his secluded estate in another country. Those closest
>to the rocker have been sworn to secrecy, but some of the
>confidants are complaining behind his back that this guy -- who
>was known as a real ladies' man in his day -- should be
>informing the hundreds of women he slept with about his deadly
>illness. On the top of the list of women who should be worried
>is a beautiful top model who had a long romance with this
>controversial bad boy.
Could this be Axel Rose? He hasn't been heard from much lately. And he did have a lengthy relationship with Stephanie Seymour...
Evelyn
>
>>11. The lead singer of one of the biggest rock bands of all
>>time hasn't been heard from for awhile because he is dying of
>>AIDS at his secluded estate in another country. Those closest
>>to the rocker have been sworn to secrecy, but some of the
>>confidants are complaining behind his back that this guy -- who
>>was known as a real ladies' man in his day -- should be
>>informing the hundreds of women he slept with about his deadly
>>illness. On the top of the list of women who should be worried
>>is a beautiful top model who had a long romance with this
>>controversial bad boy.<<
*****
I think that "one of the biggest rock bands of all time" is a big
clue in this one. Also, ladie's man..... hummmm...
The Who? Rolling Stones? Beatles? Led Zepplin?
Annette
Until I re-read this and saw "gorgeous star" and realized it was 1997
and not 1947, I would have sworn this referred to Bob Hope <g>
Pamela
Annette <<<
I've been thinking about this one since I read it yesterday, and have
eliminated many but not settled on one.
Mick's the obvious first thought, but he's too busy and active. Whoever this
is is wasting away in a castle somewhere.
Roger Daltry? Don't know. Haven't heard anything about him lately.
Robert Plant. Like Mick, seen around too much.
Likewise Paul McCartney. Not much of a ladies man, either.
I think we need a British rocker from the 60s-70s era. I'm still thinking.
Linda
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> >11. The lead singer of one of the biggest rock bands of all
> >time hasn't been heard from for awhile because he is dying of
> >AIDS at his secluded estate in another country. Those closest
> >to the rocker have been sworn to secrecy, but some of the
> >confidants are complaining behind his back that this guy -- who
> >was known as a real ladies' man in his day -- should be
> >informing the hundreds of women he slept with about his deadly
> >illness. On the top of the list of women who should be worried
> >is a beautiful top model who had a long romance with this
> >controversial bad boy.
jjne...@ix.netcom.com,Internet:>
>> Could this be Axel Rose? He hasn't been heard from much
lately. And he did have a lengthy relationship with Stephanie Seymour...
Roger Daltry?>>
Good guess, but I've heard Axl is still in LA, alienating what's left of Guns
'n' Roses. (I believe Duff is the only original left. Nobody has any idea
when or if they'll ever get another album recorded.)
Anybody heard about Roger lately?
>In article <19970411213...@ladder01.news.aol.com>, pvtj...@aol.com (PvtJoker2) writes:
>
>[a miriad...oops, plethora of juicy items snipped because they're too hard to guess]
>
>>6. This supermodel is so gorgeous, she makes guys drool every
>>time they open a copy of the Victoria's Secret catalog. The
>>stunning gal is often seen publicly on the arm of an equally
>>great-looking guy. Behind the scenes, this lovely is far more
>>interested in women and now she is afraid that her latest
>>conquest might spill the beans about her alternative lifestyle
>>in a big way.
>
>Claudia Schiffer?
Elle McPherson? she's been in a lot of VS catalogs lately (along with
Tyra Banks and a few other supermodels). speaking of Claudia, i read
in BUZZ Weekly that she's not so hot on the runways any more because
of her exorbitant price tag. seems the designers are going for the
much-cheaper new faces these days and discarding the uber-models.
'tis a pity...
>>7. The lead singer of a hot, hot, hot rock band is apparently
>>a cold fish in bed. His reputation has gotten so bad that this
>>guy can't even get a date. Not too long ago he was even
>>rebuffed by his own male limo driver. And despite the driver
>>saying that he just wasn't interested, Sexy Singing Star tried
>>to kiss him directly on the lips! Things started to get ugly
>>and the driver had to be stopped from beating up on the
>>performer -- just as he was about to go on stage.
>
>Is hot, hot, hot a clue? Maybe Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chili Pepppers?
>
i hear that Anthony's currently in rehab. plus, from all accounts
i've heard, he is very het. then again, "hot" and "Sexy" (as in "Mr.
PsychoSexy") seem to point to Anthony. then again, "hot hot hot"
could point to Robert Smith of the Cure, LOL.
>>11. The lead singer of one of the biggest rock bands of all
>>time hasn't been heard from for awhile because he is dying of
>>AIDS at his secluded estate in another country. Those closest
>>to the rocker have been sworn to secrecy, but some of the
>>confidants are complaining behind his back that this guy -- who
>>was known as a real ladies' man in his day -- should be
>>informing the hundreds of women he slept with about his deadly
>>illness. On the top of the list of women who should be worried
>>is a beautiful top model who had a long romance with this
>>controversial bad boy.
>
>Could this be Axel Rose? He hasn't been heard from much lately. And he did have a lengthy relationship with Stephanie Seymour...
>
Axel Rose was the first one i thought of, also.
dez
asgtp #60
....a pistol-hot cup of Dez...
"Fireworks? Extinction? Keen!"
--The Tick
> >11. The lead singer of one of the biggest rock bands of all
> >time hasn't been heard from for awhile because he is dying of
> >AIDS at his secluded estate in another country. Those closest
> >to the rocker have been sworn to secrecy, but some of the
> >confidants are complaining behind his back that this guy -- who
> >was known as a real ladies' man in his day -- should be
> >informing the hundreds of women he slept with about his deadly
> >illness. On the top of the list of women who should be worried
> >is a beautiful top model who had a long romance with this
> >controversial bad boy.
>
> Could this be Axel Rose? He hasn't been heard from much
lately. And he did have a lengthy relationship with Stephanie Seymour...
Roger Daltry?
jess
RADWORDS1 wrote:
> >>>14. This barely-out-of-puberty actor was born with a platinum spoon in
> his mouth; he was blessed with a hefty trust fund, good looks, and talent
> to boot. He has it all - a fabulous Hollywood Hills bachelor pad, fast
> cars, money to burn, and a hard-core heroin habit. He's turned his living
> room into a drug shooting gallery and gets so sloppy when he's high that
> he share needles with anyone. It's only a matter of time before his
> careless living catches up with him. Friends fear that is he doesn't die
> from an overdose, he'll surely catch AIDS from a dirty needle.<<<
>
> Ashley Hamilton
Actually this sounds more like Balthazar Getty to me.
Sincerely,
Jules
>11. The lead singer of one of the biggest rock bands of all
>time hasn't been heard from for awhile because he is dying of
>AIDS at his secluded estate in another country. Those closest
>to the rocker have been sworn to secrecy, but some of the
>confidants are complaining behind his back that this guy -- who
>was known as a real ladies' man in his day -- should be
>informing the hundreds of women he slept with about his deadly
>illness. On the top of the list of women who should be worried
>is a beautiful top model who had a long romance with this
>controversial bad boy.
I'm thinking this item is about a Brit rockstar from the 60s/70s. "One of
the biggest rock bands of all time" definitely eliminates Axl Rose (still
very much alive: total fatty now). The Who (hmmm), Led Zep (still
visible), Beatles (still visible), Rolling Stones and Aerosmith
(unfortunately still visible). Anyone hear about Robert Daltry lately?
Try some lesser bands: The Eagles, Moody Blues, Pink Floyd, Lynyrd Skynrd...
Do we ever get the answers to these? I want to know WHO
these really are.
The only ones I can think of for sure (I ~think~) are that
number 10 (about the married super couple and screening for
gay parties) is Ton and Nicole and number 12 (the gorgeous
womanizing "family" man star) would be Mel Gibson.
When do we get the answers?
Beverly
On 11 Apr 1997, PUSSSYKATT wrote:
> 4. This ageless Hollywood couple believe they have discovered
> the Fountain of Youth. The great-looking duo tell pals that
> the secret to a happy union is to bring a guest into their
> bedroom at every opportunity to keep things interesting. She
> loves to go out to nightclubs and bring back a great-looking
> woman, while he sits back at the hotel room waiting for her to
> return with the catch of the day. The girls are usually so
> starstruck, they'll do anything this kinky duo request. The
> famous actress loves the game as much as her movie-star honey,
> but she has also decided that if the sexy star is going to
> cheat on her anyway, she might as well be in the room when it
> happens.
Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn?
> 8. She was a box-office draw in the 1960s and 1970s, but she
> must not have been squirreling her money away for a rainy day.
> Even though the busty beauty still has all of her physical
> assets intact, she can't seem to get a job and doesn't have
> enough money in the bank to keep her going. So, in order to
> keep food on the table, Ms. TV rerun sells her considerable
> charms to wealthy old men around the world who are dying to
> tell their friends that they've actually slept with a star.
Tina Louise?????? She's certainly Ms. TV rerun
My first blind items guesses :).
-Rad
Rad...@asu.edu
>HUGE blind-item section in the new issue. Dig in...
>2. This stunning actress got the shock of her life when she
>stepped into the shower after an afternoon of passion with Mr.
>Oh-So-Hot leading man. <snips>
There was a rumor to this effect going about regarding Jane Seymour,
but I dunno about "world-class beauty".
>7. The lead singer of a hot, hot, hot rock band is apparently
>a cold fish in bed. His reputation has gotten so bad that this
>guy can't even get a date. Not too long ago he was even
>rebuffed by his own male limo driver. And despite the driver
>saying that he just wasn't interested, Sexy Singing Star tried
>to kiss him directly on the lips! Things started to get ugly
>and the driver had to be stopped from beating up on the
>performer -- just as he was about to go on stage.
God, I hope this is Michael Stipe, but I would even remotely consider
him "sexy", but I suppose someone, somewhere does. Ick.
>9. This newly married TV beauty has had the honeymoon come to
>a crashing halt after her hubby came home and found her in bed
>with a female rap star.
Rap star -- Queen Latifah, of course. What's Brooke Shield's
beardital status these days?
>10. Everyone says that this famous couple married each other
>only to keep up public appearances because they are both gay.
<snips>
Gimme a break. When *I* can guess them, they're gettin' too easy.
Musto's shoddy seconds are better than this one. Tom and Nic of
course.
>11. The lead singer of one of the biggest rock bands of all
>time hasn't been heard from for awhile because he is dying of
<snips>
Can't be the Fabs -- one lead singer dead, the other terminally
married. I couldn't consider groups like "Van Halen" in the same
category. Maybe somebody in the Who? Who was in the Who? Who in the
Who came out as bi not terribly long ago? Jeez, I think I'm
channelling Dr Seuss.
>12. Which gorgeous star -- who loves to tell anyone who will
>listen what a big family man he is -- would shock fans with his
>rampant womanizing? He is careful not to be seen with his
>starstruck honeys in public. But he provides girlfriends with
>plenty of cash, apartments and cell phones so he can stay in
>constant contact with them. His very religious wife looks the
>other way and keeps the marriage together for their children.
Mel, Mel, Mel, Mel.
>[PHEW!! That settles it -- I am definitely getting a friggin'
>scanner.]
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Ed Plunkett
No! Not Fleegle.
Ed Plunkett
My wife guesses....Peter Gabriel.
Ed Plunkett
Henley recently recorded a song for the "Michael" soundtrack.
>
>dez
>asgtp #60
He was on Letterman a few months ago, looked GREAT. Either he's
had awesome cosmetic surgery, or he's blessed with fabulous
genes.
-Barb
Um...when the Star's legal team tells them it's safe to give them out.
>
> Beverly
>> Omigod - I got it - it's the lead singer of the Banana Splitz! Oh, the
>> humanity!
>>
>> jess
>No! Not Fleegle.
>Ed Plunkett
Nah, nobody's schtump him. He was a dog.
Besides I've always thought the real talent behind the Banana Splits
was the big ape-like thing with the sun glasses.
Melody, who wonders if Michael Jackson was the 5th Split
I suppose he could always get David Lee Roth for the band. I imagine
he's looking for work.
ObGossip: Axl sounds like a good guess to me. Maybe Mick.
PaulX
>>11. The lead singer of one of the biggest rock bands of all
>>time hasn't been heard from for awhile because he is dying of
>>AIDS at his secluded estate in another country. Those closest
>>to the rocker have been sworn to secrecy, but some of the
>>confidants are complaining behind his back that this guy -- who
>>was known as a real ladies' man in his day -- should be
>>informing the hundreds of women he slept with about his deadly
>>illness. On the top of the list of women who should be worried
>>is a beautiful top model who had a long romance with this
>>controversial bad boy.
>
>I'm thinking this item is about a Brit rockstar from the 60s/70s. "One of
>the biggest rock bands of all time" definitely eliminates Axl Rose (still
>very much alive: total fatty now). The Who (hmmm), Led Zep (still
>visible), Beatles (still visible), Rolling Stones and Aerosmith
>(unfortunately still visible). Anyone hear about Robert Daltry lately?
>
>Try some lesser bands: The Eagles, Moody Blues, Pink Floyd, Lynyrd Skynrd...
i think Daltrey performed recently in L.A. some gala thing or other
(heck, i wasn't paying that much attention, sorry). it was definitely
a Who-related shmoozefest of some kind. stupid memory...argh!!
speaking of the Eagles, what has Don Henley been up to? heh heh
heh...
dez
>>15. Which veteran blonde sitcom star is terrified that a reel of outtakes
>>from the show will fall into the wrong hands? These aren't simple flubs
>>and bloopers we're talking about. The tape making the rounds in
>>Tinseltown shows the actress flashing her breasts and using language foul
>>enough to make a sailor blush.
Suzanne Sommers? Someone who was video tape editor on her last series
(that domestic blisssss one) has told me that she used to, well, do
unusual things when she flubbed. I always thought that was kinda
cool, though.
Melody, reminding us that we all live in Fantasyland
: > >11. The lead singer of one of the biggest rock bands of all
: > >time hasn't been heard from for awhile because he is dying of
: > >AIDS at his secluded estate in another country. Those closest
: > >to the rocker have been sworn to secrecy, but some of the
: > >confidants are complaining behind his back that this guy -- who
: > >was known as a real ladies' man in his day -- should be
: > >informing the hundreds of women he slept with about his deadly
: > >illness. On the top of the list of women who should be worried
: > >is a beautiful top model who had a long romance with this
: > >controversial bad boy.
: >
: > Could this be Axel Rose? He hasn't been heard from much
: lately. And he did have a lengthy relationship with Stephanie Seymour...
: Roger Daltry?
I saw him on the Tonight show about two years ago, and he looked
great then. It could have been as much as three years ago though.
Melora
>>>15. Which veteran blonde sitcom star is terrified that a reel of
outtakes
from the show will fall into the wrong hands? These aren't simple flubs
and bloopers we're talking about. The tape making the rounds in
Tinseltown shows the actress flashing her breasts and using language foul
enough to make a sailor blush.<<<
Cybill Shepard
HG
>In article <5ippi5$a...@sjx-ixn6.ix.netcom.com> sna...@ix.netcom.com(Snacker) writes:
>>>
>>>>8. She was a box-office draw in the 1960s and 1970s, but she
>>>>must not have been squirreling her money away for a rainy day.
>>>>Even though the busty beauty still has all of her physical
>>>>assets intact, she can't seem to get a job and doesn't have
>>>>enough money in the bank to keep her going. So, in order to
>>>>keep food on the table, Ms. TV rerun sells her considerable
>>>>charms to wealthy old men around the world who are dying to
>>>>tell their friends that they've actually slept with a star.
>>
>>Tina Louise
>
>Whatever Tina Louise was, she was most assuredly NOT any kind of
>"box office draw" in the 60s or 70s, nor any other decade, unless you
>are living in a parallel universe. She was a relatively minor TV
>star, guaranteed to be remembered forever because of the popularity
>of Gilligan's Island, but she never even made a tiny splash
>in movies (which is what "box office" refers to).
>
>--M.
Isn't she still married to Bradford Dillman?
Mike Rice
mr...@centuryinter.net
Barring the Eagles, I wouldn't call any of them "one of the biggest rock
groups of all time" (well, maybe Pink Floyd but I can't see it being Roger
Waters somehow).
: My wife guesses....Peter Gabriel.
He's around and just realised a CD ROM thingy which he's done a fair bt of
publicity for in the UK.
My guess is, same as most other people, Axl or Mick.
Gillian http://zen.sund.ac.uk/~aa1gha/
*** She had her moments, she had some style ***
Weren't Lynrd Skynrd wiped out in an air crash in about 1978? Certainly
Ronnie Van Zant was. Them were the days.....
Stef
Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman
You know, I think this blind item answers a lot of questions about why
no guy has come forward and sold his story concerning his liaisons with
Mr. Cruise. Notice the part where it says the "guests are screened and
rescreened before they can be accepted"? (Done, no doubt, by his
scientologist handlers.) Maybe, just maybe, the first question they ask
is "Are you an orphan, and will anybody miss you if you disappear?"
Of course, they might be much more subtle than that. :)
Marcie (Hmmmmmm....probably shouldn't have brought this up, and by the
way, I come from a large family, and talk to them every day!!)
>Suzanne Sommers? Someone who was video tape editor on her last series
>(that domestic blisssss one) has told me that she used to, well, do
>unusual things when she flubbed. I always thought that was kinda
>cool, though.
GOTTA be Brett Butler. Remember, the boy who played her son was yanked off
the set by his mother because Butler allegedly flashed him.
Craig
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Doubt it. He's got a recurring role on SLIDERS, and looked in good shape
in his last outing...:)
: >
: >Try some lesser bands: The Eagles, Moody Blues, Pink Floyd, Lynyrd Skynrd...
Hmm, Roger Waters, maybe? Dunno whether he was a ladies' man, though...
C.
**
Tina Louise
>
>>15. Which veteran blonde sitcom star is terrified that a reel of
outtakes
>>from the show will fall into the wrong hands? These aren't simple
flubs
>>and bloopers we're talking about. The tape making the rounds in
>>Tinseltown shows the actress flashing her breasts and using language
foul
>>enough to make a sailor blush.
>
Cybil Shephard (sp?)
Sam
>
>
>
> In alt.showbiz.gossip, pusss...@aol.com (PUSSSYKATT) posted
> <19970411214...@ladder01.news.aol.com>:
>
> > Subject: Blind Item Heaven! (The Star, 4-22-97)
>
> > 8. She was a box-office draw in the 1960s and 1970s, but she
> > must not have been squirreling her money away for a rainy day.
> > Even though the busty beauty still has all of her physical
> > assets intact, she can't seem to get a job and doesn't have
> > enough money in the bank to keep her going. So, in order to
> > keep food on the table, Ms. TV rerun sells her considerable
> > charms to wealthy old men around the world who are dying to
> > tell their friends that they've actually slept with a star.
>
> Weren't we speculating about Tina Louise a few weeks ago?
She isn't what you would have called a box-office draw at any time. We're
looking for someone who was a movie star who has aparently done TV. I can't
think of anyone that quaifies.
>
> > 11. The lead singer of one of the biggest rock bands of all
> > time hasn't been heard from for awhile because he is dying of
> > AIDS at his secluded estate in another country. Those closest
> > to the rocker have been sworn to secrecy, but some of the
> > confidants are complaining behind his back that this guy -- who
> > was known as a real ladies' man in his day -- should be
> > informing the hundreds of women he slept with about his deadly
> > illness. On the top of the list of women who should be worried
> > is a beautiful top model who had a long romance with this
> > controversial bad boy.
>
> What about Gene Simmons from KISS (and Shannon Tweed)? One of my guitar
> buddies told me that their ex-manager was bragging about having him and
> Paul Stanley bent over (looking for gerbils, I assume...)
They're accounted for, they're on tour.
E
"She lives in a time of her own"
.
I thought of him first too, but has he been doing any actual *acting*
lately? Then agaion, stature invariably being exagerrated in blind
items, I'd say it could be either one of them....
Peace,
E
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: 4. This ageless Hollywood couple believe they have discovered
: the Fountain of Youth. The great-looking duo tell pals that
: the secret to a happy union is to bring a guest into their
: bedroom at every opportunity to keep things interesting. She
: loves to go out to nightclubs and bring back a great-looking
: woman, while he sits back at the hotel room waiting for her to
: return with the catch of the day. The girls are usually so
: starstruck, they'll do anything this kinky duo request. The
: famous actress loves the game as much as her movie-star honey,
: but she has also decided that if the sexy star is going to
: cheat on her anyway, she might as well be in the room when it
: happens.
Judging by various rumours on this newsgroup, could this be Paul Newman and
Joanne Woodward?
Gillian, still wondering who the big rock star is
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>5. Which super-successful TV star actually met her tall, dark
: and handsome "businessman" boyfriend through an escort
: service? The very busy, career-minded lady never had time to
: go out on dates and so she arranged to meet a man through the
: most discreet of agencies. The only criteria she insisted on
: was that he have model good looks and that he would keep his
: mouth shut -- no matter what. After a few dates, Mr. Handsome
: paid off big time and was even willing to give up his day job
: to become her full-time guy. Now the duo are even talking
: marriage and family -- despite the fact that she doesn't know
: all the details of his sordid past.
Oprah Winfrey?<
Stedman Graham is an attorney with his own law firm and already a
millionaire when he met Oprah. So nix that.
HG
> >11. The lead singer of one of the biggest rock bands of all
> >time hasn't been heard from for awhile because he is dying of
> <snips>
>
> Can't be the Fabs -- one lead singer dead, the other terminally
> married. I couldn't consider groups like "Van Halen" in the same
> category. Maybe somebody in the Who? Who was in the Who? Who in the
> Who came out as bi not terribly long ago? Jeez, I think I'm
> channelling Dr Seuss.
You're thinking of Pete Townshend. He wasn't the "lead singer" of the
Who -- that was Roger Daltrey -- but he did sing the lead on many of
their songs.
I don't think that it's Townshend either, since he was on the recent
Quadrophenia tour and the Who have just announced yet another farewell
tour for this summer or thereabouts.
I still think it's Robert Plant.
- Kathy, ASGTPR #79, as upset as she is that this item may be about
Plant would be even *more* upset if it were about Townshend...
I just saw Gabriel on Week in Rock (MTV) onstage with Paula Cole, so
it's not him. Aside from the recent Quadrophenia tour, Daltrey just did
a few episodes of "Sliders" (on Fox, right?), and he looks incredibly
healthy. It's not Jagger, either, since he was seen around town chasing
models during Fashion Week festivities last week here in NYC.
My guess is (sniffle, sniffle) Robert Plant. I seriously hope I'm
wrong, though!
- Kathy, ASGTPR #79, who's LOVED Led Zep for at least a hundred years
now and has heard nice things about Plant
I'd say Cybill -- her show is filmed w/out an audience. Brett tapes with
an audience present and prolly saves her flashing for rehearsal.
Jefe
Mels a good guess but what about Denzel??
Pate
AOLoser # 7,879,000
This does bring up an interesting point. He was suppose to be putting
together a new festival because he hated what Lollapalooza had become.
I remember it was a big deal last summer, but I haven't heard one word
about this since. I figured it had fallen through, but maybe there
are other reasons . . .
PaulX (insert your witticism here)
How about Michael Hutchense of INXS? He was with Helena Christianson for
a long time.
I *must* know the answer to this! Gavin Rossdale? Billy Corgan?
>10. Everyone says that this famous couple married each other
>only to keep up public appearances because they are both gay.
>But what most people don't know is that once a month in a
>different location each time, Mr. Movie Star hosts a very
>exclusive party where guests are screened and rescreened before
>they can be accepted on the invitation-only list. The party is
>a strictly male affair and the pretty-boy host dances and
>parties with the delighted group until he chooses the handsome
>hunk he intends to spend the night with. The new best friends
>then disappear for the rest of the evening.
Tom Cruise, quite obviously. This would explain the complete lack of "proof"
that he's gay.
>11. The lead singer of one of the biggest rock bands of all
>time hasn't been heard from for awhile because he is dying of
>AIDS at his secluded estate in another country. Those closest
>to the rocker have been sworn to secrecy, but some of the
>confidants are complaining behind his back that this guy -- who
>was known as a real ladies' man in his day -- should be
>informing the hundreds of women he slept with about his deadly
>illness. On the top of the list of women who should be worried
>is a beautiful top model who had a long romance with this
>controversial bad boy.
Axl Rose.
>14. This barely-out-of-puberty actor was born with a platinum spoon in
>his mouth; he was blessed with a hefty trust fund, good looks, and talent
>to boot. He has it all - a fabulous Hollywood Hills bachelor pad, fast
>cars, money to burn, and a hard-core heroin habit. He's turned his living
>room into a drug shooting gallery and gets so sloppy when he's high that
>he share needles with anyone. It's only a matter of time before his
>careless living catches up with him. Friends fear that is he doesn't die
>from an overdose, he'll surely catch AIDS from a dirty needle.
Gotta be Balthazar Getty.
Jeff
I see you overlooked the "talent to boot" part. :)
Jeff
I think someone else already mentioned them, but I definitely
think this is Kurt and Goldie.
It fits exactly with a rumour I heard not too long ago,
that named the two of them.
-Barb
>i hear that Anthony's currently in rehab. plus, from all accounts
<i've heard, he is very het. then again, "hot" and "Sexy" (as in "Mr.
>PsychoSexy") seem to point to Anthony. then again, "hot hot hot"
>could point to Robert Smith of the Cure, LOL.
I'm thinking it's Perry Farrell. Hot, hot, hot could refer to his band,
Porno for Pyros. And nobody has ever accused him of being strictly
hetero.
Susan
Well, if it's the lead singer, it wouldn't be Waters, it would be
David Gilmour.
-Barb
> >In article <5ippi5$a...@sjx-ixn6.ix.netcom.com> sna...@ix.netcom.com(Snacker) writes:
> >>>
> >>>>8. She was a box-office draw in the 1960s and 1970s, but she
> >>>>must not have been squirreling her money away for a rainy day.
> >>>>Even though the busty beauty still has all of her physical
> >>>>assets intact, she can't seem to get a job and doesn't have
> >>>>enough money in the bank to keep her going. So, in order to
> >>>>keep food on the table, Ms. TV rerun sells her considerable
> >>>>charms to wealthy old men around the world who are dying to
> >>>>tell their friends that they've actually slept with a star.
> >>
Raquel Welch
><< >>7. The lead singer of a hot, hot, hot rock band is apparently
hmmm...you may be on to something. Porno for Pyros was supposed to
perform in the past couple of months here in L.A., but cancelled.
OTOH, isn't he involved in planning another music festival (either
back with Lollapalooza or with a new one)?
dez
asgtp #60
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I can't believe that Balthazar Getty does drug after his father (J. Paul
Getty III nearly died from a drug overdose and is now paralyzed and
blind, his step-grandmother died from a drug overdose and his grandfather
was a junkie. And his aunt has AIDS. You'd think the kid would have more
sense.
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Gotta be Robert Smith of the Cure - they even had a song titled
"Hot, hot, hot."
jess
>I just saw Gabriel on Week in Rock (MTV) onstage with Paula Cole, so it's
not >him. Aside from the recent Quadrophenia tour, Daltrey just did
>a few episodes of "Sliders" (on Fox, right?), and he looks incredibly
>healthy. It's not Jagger, either, since he was seen around town chasing
>models during Fashion Week festivities last week here in NYC.
>My guess is (sniffle, sniffle) Robert Plant. I seriously hope I'm
>wrong, though!
I don't think it's him. I heard there is another Page/Plant tour in the
works.
>How about Michael Hutchense of INXS? He was with Helena Christianson for
a long time. <<<<<<<<<
INXS has a new CD and video out now, and Michael Hutchence looked fine
What about Ozzy Osborne? He had is "No More Tours" tour a couple of years
ago, and I think he did something after that, a small tour or CD, but not
much else. I saw him on MTV, and he looked terrible, and didn't really
explain why he wasn't going to do any more tours. I wondered at the time
if he was sick or something.
Karen
Kristi
>>> This newly-married TV beauty has had the honeymoon come to a crashing
halt after her hubby came home and found her in bed with a female rap
star. <<
Kim Fields and Queen Latifah? At least I thought Kim was a newlywed....
Chris
Uh, yeah. You might say that. Mr. Stewart was the lead singer for a
group called the Faces (a/k/a the Small Faces), which also featured Ron
Wood, now of the Rolling Stones. Before that, he was the lead singer for
the best-known version of the Jeff Beck Group.
Maybe
> Roger Daltrey?
>
> What about Ozzy Osborne? He had is "No More Tours" tour a couple of years
> ago, and I think he did something after that, a small tour or CD, but not
> much else. I saw him on MTV, and he looked terrible, and didn't really
> explain why he wasn't going to do any more tours. I wondered at the time
> if he was sick or something.
>
> Karen
>
>
Ozzy is still touring. He'll be playing with some of the Black Sabbath guys,
soon. I think when he said he wasn't going to tour any more he was just
realizing he was a bit old for that heavy metal schtick. However, the
Stones, Eagles, Pink Floyd, Kiss, and even the Sex Pistols proved there was
a lot of money in nostalgia.
> > > >>11. The lead singer of one of the biggest rock bands of all
> > > >>time hasn't been heard from for awhile because he is dying of
> > > >>AIDS at his secluded estate in another country. Those closest
<snip>
> I just saw Gabriel on Week in Rock (MTV) onstage with Paula Cole, so
> it's not him. Aside from the recent Quadrophenia tour, Daltrey just did
> a few episodes of "Sliders" (on Fox, right?), and he looks incredibly
> healthy. It's not Jagger, either, since he was seen around town chasing
> models during Fashion Week festivities last week here in NYC.
>
> My guess is (sniffle, sniffle) Robert Plant. I seriously hope I'm
> wrong, though!
>
> How about Michael Hutchense of INXS? He was with Helena Christianson for
> a long time.
My first thought on reading this was Rod Stewart. He started in the 60's
as part of some band didn't he? Don't know the name of it if he did. I
also know that it doesn't say anything about a solo career but that's who
I thought of right away.
>The Who? Rolling Stones? Beatles? Led Zepplin?
It certainly sounds like Mick to me!
(...but I hope it's not true...)
...................
>My first thought on reading this was Rod Stewart. He started in the 60's
>as part of some band didn't he?
Rod was the lead for Faces, hardly "one of the
biggest rock groups of all times"...so doubt it's
him.
....................
> (Michael Lau) wrote:
>
> > >11. The lead singer of one of the biggest rock bands of all
> > >time hasn't been heard from for awhile because he is dying of
> > >AIDS at his secluded estate in another country. Those closest
> > >to the rocker have been sworn to secrecy, but some of the
> > >confidants are complaining behind his back that this guy -- who
> > >was known as a real ladies' man in his day -- should be
> > >informing the hundreds of women he slept with about his deadly
> > >illness. On the top of the list of women who should be worried
> > >is a beautiful top model who had a long romance with this
> > >controversial bad boy.
I personally think this one's a red herring. I mean, nobody's gonna sue
if they make something up with no names, so they're safe, and it's just
too damn juicy to be true. I've seen recent photos of Stewart and he
looks fine, and some of these other names that are batting about have
never been linked with "top models." I think we've been faked out by the
Star here....
Grouchily,
Tupelo
#104
In a previous article, ba...@netcom.com (Barbara MacRae) says:
>>: 4. This ageless Hollywood couple believe they have discovered
>>: the Fountain of Youth. The great-looking duo tell pals that
>>: the secret to a happy union is to bring a guest into their
>>: bedroom at every opportunity to keep things interesting.
>I think someone else already mentioned them, but I definitely
>think this is Kurt and Goldie.
Well, except for the "great-looking duo" part, that is! ?;^)
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differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute." Rebecca West, 1913
Here's another place the Star might be pulling our leg(s). This all sounds
like Cybill except the "terrified" part. Hell, she opened her blouse and
offered her bra to Oprah for Pete's sake. She has never acted like the
sight of her breasts flashing publically would terrify her.
--
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To reply, remove the dos equis in my return address)
Thats too much for me to picture. . .I was thinking Goldie Hawn & Kurt
Russell.
Getty's grandfather was rich, but he was given nothing
Ashly Hamilton makes more sense, considering his spacy attitude while he
was interviewed years ago by Sassy which hinted at a drug problem
>> >
>> >7. The lead singer of a hot, hot, hot rock band is apparently
>> >a cold fish in bed. His reputation has gotten so bad that this
>> >guy can't even get a date. Not too long ago he was even
>> >rebuffed by his own male limo driver. And despite the driver
>> >saying that he just wasn't interested, Sexy Singing Star tried
>> >to kiss him directly on the lips! Things started to get ugly
>> >and the driver had to be stopped from beating up on the
>> >performer -- just as he was about to go on stage.
>>
>Gotta be Robert Smith of the Cure - they even had a song titled
>"Hot, hot, hot."
Isn't Smith married? He wouldn't have to "get a date."
Mary
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FAC Bobby's Trust Fund, FGCO Duke & Anna, FGC Luke, MHGC Stefan,
FOC Kelly, Keeper of the Hopefully Returning Je Ne Sais Quoi, PBSDT
> >11. The lead singer of one of the biggest rock bands of all
> >time hasn't been heard from for awhile because he is dying of
> >AIDS at his secluded estate in another country. Those closest
> >to the rocker have been sworn to secrecy, but some of the
> >confidants are complaining behind his back that this guy -- who
> >was known as a real ladies' man in his day -- should be
> >informing the hundreds of women he slept with about his deadly
> >illness. On the top of the list of women who should be worried
> >is a beautiful top model who had a long romance with this
> >controversial bad boy.
I would guess Rod Stewart, but was he ever lead singer for a band? Maybe
Roger Daltrey?
dar
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> speaking of the Eagles, what has Don Henley been up to? heh heh
> heh...
>
> dez
> asgtp #60
Nah, he stays in Texas a lot and is active in many environmental causes.
I doubt he's the one.
MA
>Rhett Butler would be my guess. ?
>
Clark Gable had implants put in?? now there's something i didn't
know...
dez
asgtp #60
obligatory "learn to quote" goes here, even though i did remember
which blind item this idiot was referring to.
Does Axl have "an estate in another country"?---If he
does, it's probably him...
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>> 15. Which veteran blonde sitcom star is terrified that a reel of outtakes
>> from the show will fall into the wrong hands? These aren't simple flubs
>> and bloopers we're talking about. The tape making the rounds in
>> Tinseltown shows the actress flashing her breasts and using language foul
>> enough to make a sailor blush.
>
This couldn't possibly be Suzanne Somers, could it?
(I've always heard only very nice things about her...)
........................
Oh, Cybill, Cybill, Cybill...
All of the blind items could be made up, but I can't stop thinking about
this one. Mike Love (Beach Boys)..John Fogarty (CCR)?
You know, this does fit very nicely with Goldie and Kurt because they
both look a lot younger than they are, and it doesn't say they are
married. It wasn't too long ago that Goldie was bragging about how good
their sex life was, and that it had only gotten better with age. And
Kurt has said something to the effect that it was unnatural for a man to
desire only one woman. At least this blind item goes over better than
the one where somebody guessed that Steven Segal and Kurt Russell were a
romantic item, right Linda N.?
Marcie ("catch of the day" - Goldie and Kurt were both in "Overboard")
What's Rod Stewart up to lately?
>error@hell wrote, re: the AIDS-stricken legendary rocker:
>: >
>: >I'm thinking this item is about a Brit rockstar from the 60s/70s. "One of
>: >the biggest rock bands of all time" definitely eliminates Axl Rose (still
>: >very much alive: total fatty now). The Who (hmmm), Led Zep (still
>: >visible), Beatles (still visible), Rolling Stones and Aerosmith
>: >(unfortunately still visible). Anyone hear about Robert Daltry lately?
>Doubt it. He's got a recurring role on SLIDERS, and looked in good shape
>in his last outing...:)
>: >
>: >Try some lesser bands: The Eagles, Moody Blues, Pink Floyd, Lynyrd Skynrd...
>Hmm, Roger Waters, maybe? Dunno whether he was a ladies' man, though...
It isn't a Moody Blue....all of them are devoted family men, & haven't
stopped touring since 1978.
I think this really, really, really sounds like Mick Jagger. The
Rolling Stones *have* to be considered one of the biggest bands of all
time, he was definitely a bad boy, and then there's Jeri Hall.
Terry
>Rhett Butler would be my guess. ?
>
Dah....like we know just what you are talking about! Learn to quote
please. There was a whole string of Blind items....and even if I could
remember them all, I wouldn't have clue which you are referring to.
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Or - much like the Barrymores - perhaps the whole family is simply fucked up
genetically.
Jeff
>4. This ageless Hollywood couple believe they have discovered
>the Fountain of Youth. The great-looking duo tell pals that
>the secret to a happy union is to bring a guest into their
>bedroom at every opportunity to keep things interesting.
Bruce & Demi?
>8. She was a box-office draw in the 1960s and 1970s, but she
>must not have been squirreling her money away for a rainy day.
>Even though the busty beauty still has all of her physical
>assets intact, she can't seem to get a job and doesn't have
>enough money in the bank to keep her going. So, in order to
>keep food on the table, Ms. TV rerun sells her considerable
>charms to wealthy old men around the world who are dying to
>tell their friends that they've actually slept with a star.
Joan Collins? (Ms. TV rerun figures in-Dynasty)
>11. The lead singer of one of the biggest rock bands of all
>time hasn't been heard from for awhile because he is dying of
>AIDS at his secluded estate in another country.
Mick Jagger? Things have been way too quiet on the
Rolling Stones front.
Kathy
Ed Plunkett
Carole Lombard knew for sure
>In article <5ippi5$a...@sjx-ixn6.ix.netcom.com>
sna...@ix.netcom.com(Snacker) writes:
>>>
>>>>8. She was a box-office draw in the 1960s and 1970s, but she
>>>>must not have been squirreling her money away for a rainy day.
>>>>Even though the busty beauty still has all of her physical
>>>>assets intact, she can't seem to get a job and doesn't have
>>>>enough money in the bank to keep her going. So, in order to
>>>>keep food on the table, Ms. TV rerun sells her considerable
>>>>charms to wealthy old men around the world who are dying to
>>>>tell their friends that they've actually slept with a star.
>>
>>Tina Louise
>
>Whatever Tina Louise was, she was most assuredly NOT any kind of
>"box office draw" in the 60s or 70s, nor any other decade, unless you
>are living in a parallel universe. She was a relatively minor TV
>star, guaranteed to be remembered forever because of the popularity
>of Gilligan's Island, but she never even made a tiny splash
>in movies (which is what "box office" refers to).
>
>--M.
m...@juno.com,Internet:
>>>Isn't she still married to Bradford Dillman?
Mike Rice
mr...@centuryinter.net>>>
You have your redheads mixed up. Dillman has been married for many years to
former top model Suzy Parker.
Linda
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No way.
Sam
: I thought of him first too, but has he been doing any actual *acting*
: lately? Then agaion, stature invariably being exagerrated in blind
: items, I'd say it could be either one of them....
Well, I have no clue on this one. But Balthazar Getty, for the record,
just had a pretty big part in Lynch's Lost Highway.
Jameka
Demi's not that old to be considered "ageless" yet. I'd go with Kurt
and Goldie.
>
>>8. She was a box-office draw in the 1960s and 1970s, but she
>>must not have been squirreling her money away for a rainy day.
>>Even though the busty beauty still has all of her physical
>>assets intact, she can't seem to get a job and doesn't have
>>enough money in the bank to keep her going. So, in order to
>>keep food on the table, Ms. TV rerun sells her considerable
>>charms to wealthy old men around the world who are dying to
>>tell their friends that they've actually slept with a star.
>
>Joan Collins? (Ms. TV rerun figures in-Dynasty)
Nah. I think she invested her money wisely and is well off. I still say
this is Tina Louise.
>
>>11. The lead singer of one of the biggest rock bands of all
>>time hasn't been heard from for awhile because he is dying of
>>AIDS at his secluded estate in another country.
>
>Mick Jagger? Things have been way too quiet on the
>Rolling Stones front.
>
Haven't a clue.
Sam
Hmmm. That thought never occured to me before. But if Maria in
typical Kennedy wife fashion "lloks the other way" that could
fit.
Beverly
>
>In article <5ippi5$a...@sjx-ixn6.ix.netcom.com> sna...@ix.netcom.com(Snacker)
>writes:
>>>
>>>>8. She was a box-office draw in the 1960s and 1970s, but she
>>>>must not have been squirreling her money away for a rainy day.
>>>>Even though the busty beauty still has all of her physical
>>>>assets intact, she can't seem to get a job and doesn't have
>>>>enough money in the bank to keep her going. So, in order to
>>>>keep food on the table, Ms. TV rerun sells her considerable
>>>>charms to wealthy old men around the world who are dying to
>>>>tell their friends that they've actually slept with a star.
>>
Ann Margret?? waddya think?
In a previous article, dez...@ix.netcom.com ) (Font of all Important Info ;) says:
>
>On 12 Apr 1997 05:02:06 GMT, eve...@aol.com felt compelled by
>mysterious forces to say:
>>In article <19970411213...@ladder01.news.aol.com>, pvtj...@aol.com (PvtJoker2) writes:
>>
>
>>>11. The lead singer of one of the biggest rock bands of all
>>>time hasn't been heard from for awhile because he is dying of
>>>AIDS at his secluded estate in another country. [snip]
>>
>>Could this be Axel Rose? He hasn't been heard from much lately. And he
>>did have a lengthy relationship with Stephanie Seymour...
>
>Axel Rose was the first one i thought of, also.
Aside from other posts that say Axel is in L.A. and apparently in as
good health as one might expect, considering his past, I've gotta add
here: I *really* don't think Guns 'n' Roses was "one of the biggest
rock bands of all time."
Also, just because he's in "another country" doesn't mean it isn't his
own country.
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