Andy Dick Meltdown on Letterman
Joy S.
psychotic,
Andy Dick, fresh out of re-hab ("I have 34 days, clean and sober") sporting a
blond mop and a pearl choker, embarassed himself once more - this time in front
of 5 million people.
After providing Dave with some background on the fateful night of DUI and
crashing into a tree on a deserted CA highway "Drinky, drinky, drivey, drivey,
crashey, crashey" - is how A.Dick pitifully put that night's events, he then
reached into his pants pocket, brought out shearing instruments and proceeded
to cut off dollops of his blond bird nest.
Dave got all hot and bothered about the mess, the audience was hemming and
hawing (poor Paul - he was speechless) - finally the interview was mercifully
cut short.
Bad interview, good freak show.
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I didn't see it, but how sad.
I never cared for Andy Dick... I could sit through him on News Radio..
that is about it.
He needs to drop out of sight for a while and THINK before he acts or
opens his mouth on TV appearances.
He is very confused and needs much more help.
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*NaNcY*
Poor guy, he really was loosing it, but Letterman didn't help! Andy
probably was trying to play into Dave's "let's get the interviewee to
cut off his beard or mustache" game. Problems was that Dave doesn't
like things he isn't in control, and this was out of his control.
Andy does seem "certifiable" these days!
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>From: peace...@aol.commanche (Joy S. )
>Date: Tue, 22 June 1999 01:32 PM EDT
>Message-id: <19990622133257...@ng-ci1.aol.com>
>
>Last night was one intense study into the semantics of the warped and
>psychotic,
>
>Andy Dick, fresh out of re-hab ("I have 34 days, clean and sober") sporting a
>blond mop and a pearl choker, embarassed himself once more - this time in
>front
>of 5 million people.
>
>After providing Dave with some background on the fateful night of DUI and
>crashing into a tree on a deserted CA highway "Drinky, drinky, drivey,
>drivey,
>crashey, crashey" - is how A.Dick pitifully put that night's events, he then
>reached into his pants pocket, brought out shearing instruments and proceeded
>to cut off dollops of his blond bird nest.
>
>Dave got all hot and bothered about the mess, the audience was hemming and
>hawing (poor Paul - he was speechless) - finally the interview was
>mercifully
>cut short.
>
>Bad interview, good freak show.
>
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>of 5 million people.
>
5 million ...i dont think so...check your
ratings...but if that is correct..the country
is in more trouble than we imagined..
DNA409
>to cut off dollops of his blond bird nest.
>
>
I love Andy Dick. I mean, I don't want him to kill himself, but I do hope
he stays a freak. Very Crispen Glover, Very Farrah. His haircut reminds me of
Yoko Ono's cutaway piece or Andy Warhol's film "haircut". Andy Dick is just too
hip for the room.
And I love Letterman! Nothing this glamourous and bizarre ever happens on
Leno.
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>Last night was one intense study into the semantics of the warped and
>psychotic,
>
>Andy Dick, fresh out of re-hab ("I have 34 days, clean and sober") sporting a
>blond mop and a pearl choker, embarassed himself once more - this time in front
>of 5 million people.
>
>After providing Dave with some background on the fateful night of DUI and
>crashing into a tree on a deserted CA highway "Drinky, drinky, drivey, drivey,
>crashey, crashey" - is how A.Dick pitifully put that night's events, he then
>reached into his pants pocket, brought out shearing instruments and proceeded
>to cut off dollops of his blond bird nest.
>
>Dave got all hot and bothered about the mess, the audience was hemming and
>hawing (poor Paul - he was speechless) - finally the interview was mercifully
>cut short.
Well,
At least he didn't try to KICK Dave like Crispin Clover almost did
back on Late Night on NBC,
Hmmm, whatever happen to Crispin Clover?
WHO CARES!
Reg
P.J. Gladnick
Ron Mansolino wrote in message ...
>could it have been "performance art"?
>
>the Letterman show is known for pre-interviewing the guests to death, and
>Dave obviously hates any sort of spontaneity (watch him with robin williams
>he flinches the whole time). Maybe Andy was fuckin wit him.
>
This is why I rarely watch the late night interview shows. Very little
spontaneity. I loved a documentary about Jack Paar about a year ago. He
actually had conversations with guests and they weren't on his show strictly
to plug their latest projects. Oscare Levant was great. And he had no
projects to plug since in was slowly dying.
Elaine Gallant
Andy D does a lot of stream of barely conscious stuff. As an artist, he
has a desire to push his borders. Think Andy Kaufman.
We like our outrageous comedians, but they scare us a little too.
Ron Mansolino wrote in message ...
>could it have been "performance art"?
>
>the Letterman show is known for pre-interviewing the guests to death, and
>Dave obviously hates any sort of spontaneity (watch him with robin williams
>he flinches the whole time). Maybe Andy was fuckin wit him.
>
>
>
>
>in <376ff26e...@news.earthlink.net>,
> *NaNcY* <cybergataS...@earthlink.net> said:
>> On 22 Jun 1999 17:32:57 GMT, peace...@aol.commanche (Joy S. ) wrote:
>>
>> >Last night was one intense study into the semantics of the warped and
>> >psychotic,
>> >
>> >Andy Dick, fresh out of re-hab ("I have 34 days, clean and sober")
sporting a
>> >blond mop and a pearl choker, embarassed himself once more - this time
in front
>> >of 5 million people.
>> >
>> >After providing Dave with some background on the fateful night of DUI
and
>> >crashing into a tree on a deserted CA highway "Drinky, drinky, drivey,
drivey,
>> >crashey, crashey" - is how A.Dick pitifully put that night's events, he
then
>> >reached into his pants pocket, brought out shearing instruments and
proceeded
>> >to cut off dollops of his blond bird nest.
>> >
>> >Dave got all hot and bothered about the mess, the audience was hemming
and
>> >hawing (poor Paul - he was speechless) - finally the interview was
mercifully
>> >cut short.
>> >
>> >Bad interview, good freak show.
>>
>>
>>
>> Poor guy, he really was loosing it, but Letterman didn't help! Andy
>> probably was trying to play into Dave's "let's get the interviewee to
>> cut off his beard or mustache" game. Problems was that Dave doesn't
>> like things he isn't in control, and this was out of his control.
>> Andy does seem "certifiable" these days!
>> *NaNcY*
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Vaniti99
boring watching most people in interviews, he's at least never boring, and i
think he's kinda cute....one o' those so ugly he's cute things i think..:0)
**"Never look down on a person, unless your helping them up"**
*Sharyn*
lsmills
King (fighting drug addiction). There was never any knowing where the show
was going when they were on. Sad that there are no clips. This was off the
planet humor at it's wittiest. Perhaps that's what is missing with most of
the guests on the late night circuit. No wit.
KAINE SIS2
>King (fighting drug addiction). There was never any knowing where the show
>was going when they were on. Sad that there are no clips.
Jack and Reiko Douglas.
kathy
*NaNcY*
>I LOVE watching Andy, you never know what he'll do or say next, it is sooo
>boring watching most people in interviews, he's at least never boring, and i
>think he's kinda cute....one o' those so ugly he's cute things i think..:0)
>
I don't know about the cute part, but he was extremely nervous on
Letterman and seemed really disappointed that Dave didn't get his
joke! It is funny seeing Letterman when he doesn't control things.
He reacted to Andy much like he did to Crispen Glover. FREAK! FREAK!
Joy S.
In this case A.Dick is drawing strongly on his perverseness and the pathos
factor. He's never been remotely funny imho. Its actually rather painful to
watch.
See also Pee Wee Herman and Gilbert Gottfried. Rob Schneider seems to fall into
that category of as well.
Elaine G:
>Andy D does a lot of stream of barely conscious stuff. As an artist, he<BR>
>has a desire to push his borders. Think Andy Kaufman.<BR>
> We like our outrageous comedians, but they scare us a little too.<BR>
><BR>
><BR>
Joy S.
Nancy:
> Dave didn't get his<BR>
>joke!
*NaNcY*
>I didn't either Nancy. It was rather sad really.
>
>
>
>
>Nancy:
>
>> Dave didn't get his
>>joke!
>
Do you watch Letterman on a regular basis over the years? He likes
talking people into cutting off their facial hair on the show. It was
a running joke over the years. Andy probably was playing into this
joke, but without prior approval from David.
Yes, he was trying very HARD to get Dave's approval, but David didn't
help him one bit! Dave kept pestering him about being in rehab
before. Yes he is very sad, but there was a logical sense to what he
did considering the hair cutting was a previous running joke. Sure he
didn't pull the joke off well, but it wasn't totally coming from way
out in far far north field!
GaelMcGear
>Jack and Reiko Douglas.
Weird -- I was going through some old books in my mom's basement and found a
stash of books by Jack Douglas! I remember reading them in the late 60's and
thinking they were the funniest thing ever. I'm setting aside this weekend to
re-read "The Neighbord Are Scaring My Wolf," "My Brother Was an Only Child,"
and "Shut Up and Eat Your Snowshoes."
Gael McGear Sweeney
Syracuse University
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jess
people don't understand or like his off-colored humor, of this he is aware. He comes
from a very unstable family situation and in light of more recent events, he's
allowed to be acting a bit kooky ( I tell ya though, this is very Andy)
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Certain2
>I briefly lived with Andy Dick in the summer of 97. He is a rare talent and
>most
>people don't understand or like his off-colored humor, of this he is aware.
>He comes
>from a very unstable family situation and in light of more recent events,
>he's
>allowed to be acting a bit kooky ( I tell ya though, this is very Andy)
I like Andy Dick alot - always have. A very good friend of mine lived with
Andy and Lina for awhile. He's not conventional by any means, but he's funny
as hell and extremely kind hearted. I hope he gets the help he needs.
"...no my son...you must go INTO the closet...that's where they all live..."
L.Ron Hoover, First Church of Appliantology
Pejcharat Jane Harvey
highlight on Mr.Showbiz's website concerning an article on Andy Dick.
You're famous! =)
Joy S. <peace...@aol.commanche> wrote:
: Last night was one intense study into the semantics of the warped and
: psychotic,
: Andy Dick, fresh out of re-hab ("I have 34 days, clean and sober") sporting a
: blond mop and a pearl choker, embarassed himself once more - this time in front
: of 5 million people.
: After providing Dave with some background on the fateful night of DUI and
: crashing into a tree on a deserted CA highway "Drinky, drinky, drivey, drivey,
: crashey, crashey" - is how A.Dick pitifully put that night's events, he then
: reached into his pants pocket, brought out shearing instruments and proceeded
: to cut off dollops of his blond bird nest.
: Dave got all hot and bothered about the mess, the audience was hemming and
: hawing (poor Paul - he was speechless) - finally the interview was mercifully
: cut short.
: Bad interview, good freak show.
: ^v^
Joy S.
paid for this.
Thanks for the info.
Pejcharat:
>I just have to comment. Joy, your comment bad interview good freak show
>was<BR>
>highlight on Mr.Showbiz's website concerning an article on Andy Dick.<BR>
><BR>
Mike Rice
There are clips. I've seen Oscar on Paar
on Biography's Le Vant story. In fact, I
have the Le Vant Biography. Someday
they'll do a Le Vant American Artist on
PBS and it will be good. Oscar did his
own TV shows on LA TV which certainly
has many kines of his local shows.
Mike Rice