Ungrateful, dreary Angelina Jolie rushed to hospital after suicide attempt, in ambulance visible only to National Enquirer

Taylor

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Dec 17, 2009, 1:02:57 PM12/17/09

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On Dec 17, 11:21 am, Twitchell <Twitchell_mem...@newsguy.com> wrote:
> http://gawker.com/5428561/angelina-rushed-to-hospital-after-suicide-a...
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> Angelina Jolie's "SUICIDE ATTEMPT!" is all over the National Enquirer, which
> says Angie had a separation anxiety attack when Brad went to France, and
> confessed suicidal impulses to him by phone. Why did no other tabloid report
> this story, despite a cavalcade of siren-blaring emergency vehicles rolling up
> to the Jolie-Pitt fortress to rescue the damsel in distress? Why, because Brad
> and Ange are hiding it from the kids—hiding it so well even the paps didn't
> notice. [NatEnq]http://www.nationalenquirer.com/angelina_jolie_suicide_attempte_preve...

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Angelina Jolie's "SUICIDE ATTEMPT!" is all over the National Enquirer,
which
says Angie had a separation anxiety attack when Brad went to France,
and
confessed suicidal impulses to him by phone. Why did no other tabloid
report
this story, despite a cavalcade of siren-blaring emergency vehicles
rolling up
to the Jolie-Pitt fortress to rescue the damsel in distress? Why,
because Brad
and Ange are hiding it from the kids—hiding it so well even the paps
didn't
notice. [NatEnq, NTVNAT]

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/angelina_jolie_suicide_attempte_preven
ted_by_brad_pitt_billy_bob_thornton/celebrity/67840

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Note: Before you dismiss this, the NE was right about John Edwards
affair and love child. How do you explain the cavalcade of siren-
blaring emergency vehicles rolling up to the Jolie-Pitt fortress to
rescue the damsel in distress?

Opry phantom

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Dec 17, 2009, 3:14:53 PM12/17/09

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I still carry the "Jen" banner... ;->

The Mighty T.B.

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Dec 17, 2009, 6:37:47 PM12/17/09

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"Taylor" babbled:

Note: Before you dismiss this, the NE was right about John Edwards
affair and love child. How do you explain the cavalcade of siren-
blaring emergency vehicles rolling up to the Jolie-Pitt fortress to
rescue the damsel in distress?

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No one in their right mind cares?