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Wull

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Jun 19, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/19/98
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I think it is crass to make fun of people's noses. <VBG>
But I have not read a thing about Paula Jone's nose which is
about to become history. I can say this without fear of
reprisal because NOW
completely abandoned her for their favorite male. I guess
the high priestess of the fem movement would like to see his
crooked nose, ha ha

Wull

Lynda Moulton wrote:
>
> In article <01bd9b22$fdcff6a0$d811f8ce@default>, "FJA" <f...@igs.net> wrote:
>
> > Karl Malden!!!!
>
> Cybill Shepherd
>
> --
> AW Last Gasper, CCW, FGC Stefan FGC Nik FGC Alan FGCO Stefan & Lasha.
> FGC Luke; FPCO Scott & Eve. NEW: FGC Helena: Keeper of the Hera Complex.
> FOC Sam and NEW FOC Asa, Monitor of his Duke Wayne Swagger.

Melville WR

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Jun 19, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/19/98
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Brings a whole new meaning to blowing ones nose, doesn't it?
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ho...@my-dejanews.com

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Jun 19, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/19/98
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In article <3589E1...@aol.com>,
Reply-to, address wrote:
>
> Judd Hirsch
>
> (Taxi, Ordinary People, The Man Whose Nose Looked Like A Dick, etcetera)
>

Gerard Depardieu has a rather phallic looking proboscis also.

regards

Linda

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Holley Martins

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Jun 20, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/20/98
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I knew poor Gerárd Depardieu would get a mention. However, regarding Karl
Malden, well, this is a close-guarded secret...


Podkayne Fries

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Jun 21, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/21/98
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On Sat, 20 Jun 1998 16:35:11 +0100, Holley Martins
<Black....@Night.Net> wrote:

>
>
>With regard to what ho...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
>

>> In article <3589E1...@aol.com>,Reply-to, address wrote:
>> >
>> > Judd Hirsch
>> >
>> > (Taxi, Ordinary People, The Man Whose Nose Looked Like A Dick, etcetera)
>> >
>>
>> Gerard Depardieu has a rather phallic looking proboscis also.
>>

> I knew poor Gerįrd Depardieu would get a mention. However, regarding Karl


>Malden, well, this is a close-guarded secret...
>

But Karl Malden's nose has its own newsgroup
(alt.fan.karl-malden.nose). Can any other star say that? :)

--
Regards, Podkayne Fries
"I like people. People are like Happy Meals
with legs." - Spike, BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

Mad

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Jun 21, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/21/98
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How about Bill Maher?

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Madolyn

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Wan En Ai Rebecca

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Jun 22, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/22/98
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Hey, how about Linda Evangelista?

PRINCESSPK

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Jun 22, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/22/98
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In article <ireportspammers-...@ts005d42.cht-ma.concentric.net>,
ireport...@your.isp (Mad) writes:

>How about Bill Maher?
>
>------
>cheers,
>
>
>Madolyn

Well, sure........if we are talking rhinoceros penis. For someone who is as
critical of the appearance of *every* female in his purview, you would *think*
he owned a mirror, or two.

pot...kettle...double bagger


Reigning and Deigning

Pink Wishes
The Princess \^*^*^/

Maxime Fabulosum!

AntiSp...@webtv.net

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Jun 22, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/22/98
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I was watching the Dragnet movie with Dan Ackroyd and he's got a
definite penis nose in that flick!

Suzi

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Jun 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/17/98
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Would you consider Barry Sheck of OJ fame a celebrity?
--
Suzi

Imogen <imo...@removezearthlink.net> wrote in article
<imogen-ya02408000...@news.earthlink.net>...
> How about celebs with cleft noses that make it look like a trouser snake.

>
> Bill Clinton
>
> Can't think of any others right now.
>
> Imogen
>

Wolfenhnd

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Jun 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/17/98
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>Would you consider Barry Sheck of OJ fame a celebrity?
>--
>Suzi

I don't know if he's a "celeb" or not but during the OJ trial I never heard a
word he was saying because I was staring at his nose or calling other people
into the room so they could stare also... I would nominate him for the most
penile proboscis of all time.

***-.._.--**-.._..-.........Wolfenhnd.......-.._..-**--._..---***

gemini

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Jun 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/17/98
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harvey keitel

Arthur P. <art...@blazeinet.com> wrote in article
<358793...@blazeinet.com>...
> BABS ... definately BABS ... a small penis mind you but a penis
> nontheless. For those of you who don't know BABS ... she's the one
> sleeping with James Brolin :)
>
> Arthur :o)
>

Jinxblues

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Jun 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/17/98
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> >How about celebs with cleft noses that make it look like a trouser snake.
>

J I M M Y D U R A N T E

Arthur P.

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Jun 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/17/98
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Wull

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Jun 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/17/98
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Wait, scratch that, there will be someone out there thinking
I am making an ethnic laugh, I'm not.

Wull

can...@webtv.net wrote:
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> well how soon we forget - no one mentioned Babs!

cen0...@centuryinter.net

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Jun 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/17/98
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gkru...@aol.com (G KRUKEN33) wrote:

> Sarah Jessica Parker

Her nose is her distinction. I wouldn't love her if it wasn't
prominent. I'm in love with her because she dares to show
her jewishness.

Mike Rice

Catty

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Jun 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/17/98
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On Tue, 16 Jun 1998 22:08:15 -0400, can...@webtv.net wrote:

<On celebs with penis noses>

>well how soon we forget - no one mentioned Babs!

That's because we are trying our best to forget her. Well, I am trying
my very best to do so.

Catty (a film bore)
xx

Arthur P.

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Jun 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/17/98
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I mentioned Babs yesterday

Arthur

G KRUKEN33

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Jun 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/17/98
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Sarah Jessica Parker

Hiyachick

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Jun 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/17/98
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>> >How about celebs with cleft noses that make it look like a trouser snake.

Cybill Shepard

Eukadanz

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Jun 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/18/98
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Has anyone mentioned Lyle Lovett yet?

FJA

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Jun 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/18/98
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Karl Malden!!!!

And I think Matt Damon looks like he has a penis FACE.

Lynda Moulton

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Jun 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/18/98
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Grnbrier

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Jun 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/18/98
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ree...@aol.com (Reetswh) wrote:

>Not sure about the cleft, but Barry Scheck's schnozz is definitely of the
>penile variety. So is the now departed Joe Camel's.

Oh yeah? Is everybody forgetting *Pinocchio*? His gets harder and
longer...always a desirable trait in a penis.

Doogie

>Reets

Alison R. Henritz

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Jun 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/18/98
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sas...@adelphia.net (Steve Smith) writes:

>In article <01bd996e$cd9b4800$7c4803c7@debpotts>, po...@indy.net says...
>> W.C. fields

>> > How about celebs with cleft noses that make it look like a trouser snake.
>>
>> >

>> > Bill Clinton
>> >
>> > Can't think of any others right now.
>> >
>> > Imogen
>> >
>>

>Harvey Keitel, for sure!

So it was snot he blew on Nicole Kidman Cruise, for sure!

YourName

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Jun 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/18/98
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Grnbrier

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Jun 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/18/98
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imo...@removezearthlink.net (Imogen) wrote:

>No, no, no. We are talking strictly cleft noses. Pinocchio doesn't cut it.

Hmmmm. Now that you mention it, I'm not sure if Pinoch is *cut* or *uncut.*
I'll have to watch his videos again...

Doogie

>Imogen

Alison R. Henritz

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Jun 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/18/98
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AntiSp...@webtv.net writes:

>W.C. Fields and Karl Malden

>Antispam1234, who is still trying to figure out if shaving his head this
>weekend was a good or bad idea.

Shaving one's head, and I've known several people who've done it,
is typically a short lived thrill, but I suppose would be
comfortable for the summer. I've now cut my hair short, a la
sharon stone, and I think it's great!
Alison
Have a good time this weekend!

BdwyBear

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Jun 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/18/98
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>Shaving one's head, and I've known several people who've done it, is typically
a short lived thrill, but I suppose would be comfortable for the summer.

But quite dangerous is one is not into hats. Have had several friends receive
very nasty sun burns.

misterjam...@gmail.com

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Has no one thought of Owen Wilson I can't take my eyes off his nose!
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