Musto's Blind Items
Mary Campbell
From his column in this week's Voice, March 9 1999, here are Musto's
latest blind items -- slightly edited towards the end, where he
strays into the rhetorical. Comments within parentheses are Musto's
own.
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Which ambiguous matinee idol developed an obsession with that politico's
son, a situation sonny became so nervous about he promptly planted a
gossip item in one of the dailies stating that he has a girlfriend?
What rapidly aging screen ingenue's dad might as well have phoned the
columns when he was seen holding hands in broad daylight with a broad
who in any light is not his wife?
What equally indiscreet famous relation accidentally kept a body mike
on after she left a benefit, inadvertently allowing everyone inside
the fundraiser to hear her mutterings - no doubt drug-related - for an
uncomfortably long amount of time?
What family magazine that did a cover story on that much more guarded
showbiz personality was terrified said star would come out in their
interview? She didn't.
What former talk-show host hires prosties to sit on his knee, act
girlish, and call him "Daddy" - though they probably would anyway?
And speaking of girlish, which prepubescent nymphs in that arty theater
project became so close - in showers and beyond - that they had to
be broken up by disapproving spoilsports?
What auteur nutjob bad-mouthed his older costar, clearly irked
that she dared to spurn his clumsy pass on the set?
What titled person earned another title- slut - when he gainfully
employed oodles of male hustlers while cavorting on the West Coast?
What porn star is a part-time rent boy who's been hired by that
movie mogul and that faded sitcom actor, just to name two illustrious
checkbook carriers?
What owner of a popular Chelsea restaurant self-loathingly enough
tells friends, "I don't want this to be a place for queens"?
What diva developed a black eye when the doctor administering her Botox
shot accidentally hit an artery? (And we thought she only had nerves.)
What comic-film director used to get off on watching his famous
wife do it with that female comedy legend, according to that
still-living 1930s movie star? Why don't I believe that 1930s movie
star? (Free answer: Because, while I'm sure the two women got it on, I
sincerely doubt that the director got off on it.)
What wildly successful daughter/actress is a devilish deadbeat who
has to be coerced to pay her rent?
What Christian recording artist/prick had a boyfriend he used to beat
up in decidedly non-Christian fashion before he magically acquired a
beard-slash-wifeypoo?
What actor was boyfriends until recently with that hotshot director
who helped guide him to Oscar?
What internationally known designer is gay, and his wife apparently
knows it; she recently told a handsome young 'un, "I'd better not
leave you alone with my husband. He likes cute boys like you"?
What tough-guy movie star started that ridiculous gerbil rumor all
those years ago because he fancied himself a competitor with Richard
Gere and figured it would be easier to spread the gossip than
simply learn how to act?
What hypnotist-magician is a sham who makes his TV subjects sign
releases saying they won't reveal all the pre-scripting?
What glammy new star has a not very glamorous little weenie?
What gonzo reporter is rumored to have made an unrequited play for
Andrew Sullivan at a party?
What blond actress has a prosthetic finger - not as a result of
fighting with that famed scion - that she lost on a recent TV movie
set, causing much hilarious havoc?
What awards show scene-stealer is a flamingly gay trophy boy?
What much acclaimed glossy style-mag editor is a fabulous lesbian
with a baby?
What thirtyish heartthrob, a worldwide masturbatory fantasy, is a
walking testament to hair plugs?
What lithe crossover diva/cunt would stare straight ahead, reach
out her hand, and demand "Water!" during a recent video shoot, and,
on a separate occasion, alienated a major designer by ripping a hole in
the dress he'd made for her, because she thought it looked better that
way?
What gimmicky '98 movie originally had characters sporting Nazi
armbands, which had to be digitally altered at great expense when
test audiences found it unsettling?
What unkempt, druggy indie director made a play for a drag queen
friend of mine?
What screen legend was approached last year by a fan who said, "You
were robbed at the Oscars," to which she charmingly replied, "Was I
speaking to you?" (Another freebie: Lauren Bacall.)
What superstar her again was dining with one of her good-for-nothing
but gorgeous ex-boyfriends when he murmured, "Can I have $10,000"?
How smart was she that she said no?
Why has the new Robin Byrdpresented CD of Latin love songs only
been distributed to HMV? (I have no idea, but as Byrd exclaims,
"They should be at Virgin! My Grammy dreams are lost!")
Could that teenie group seem any gayer?
What's the most bizarre new porno video? (Answer: Bend Over, Boyfriend,
an instructional tape about female-to-male anal penetration, for all those
straight guys anxious to be plowed by ladies bearing strap-on dildos.
Come on, try it, Kelly and John!)
Which of Monica Lewinsky's remarks on 20/20 gets the "close but
no cigar" award for not quite capturing why Bill was hot for her?
("Sometimes you just need a piece of . . . normalcy.")
Vaniti99
>out her hand, and demand "Water!" during a recent video shoot, and,
>on a separate occasion, alienated a major designer by ripping a hole in
>the dress he'd made for her, because she thought it looked better that
>way?
I have to say.........Shania Twain!!!
Vaniti99
>employed oodles of male hustlers while cavorting on the West Coast?
>
Definitely....Prince Edward.
Vaniti99
>
EnSync?
>
>What wildly successful daughter/actress is a devilish deadbeat who
>has to be coerced to pay her rent?
>
Gwynneth P?
Kris Baker
>
>
>From his column in this week's Voice, March 9 1999, here are Musto's
>latest blind items -- slightly edited towards the end, where he
>strays into the rhetorical. Comments within parentheses are Musto's
>own.
>What family magazine that did a cover story on that much more guarded
>showbiz personality was terrified said star would come out in their
>interview? She didn't.
Sounds like Rosie O - but magazine?
>What diva developed a black eye when the doctor administering her Botox
>shot accidentally hit an artery? (And we thought she only had nerves.)
Liza Minelli.
>What internationally known designer is gay, and his wife apparently
>knows it; she recently told a handsome young 'un, "I'd better not
>leave you alone with my husband. He likes cute boys like you"?
Ralph Lauren?
>What tough-guy movie star started that ridiculous gerbil rumor all
>those years ago because he fancied himself a competitor with Richard
>Gere and figured it would be easier to spread the gossip than
>simply learn how to act?
Stallone?
>What hypnotist-magician is a sham who makes his TV subjects sign
>releases saying they won't reveal all the pre-scripting?
David Copperfield.
>What blond actress has a prosthetic finger - not as a result of
>fighting with that famed scion - that she lost on a recent TV movie
>set, causing much hilarious havoc?
Easiest of all: Daryl Hannah.
Kris
Teerio
>From his column in this week's Voice, March 9 1999, here are Musto's
>latest blind items -- slightly edited towards the end, where he
>strays into the rhetorical. Comments within parentheses are Musto's
>own.
>
>***********
>What rapidly aging screen ingenue's dad might as well have phoned the
>columns when he was seen holding hands in broad daylight with a broad
>who in any light is not his wife?
Jamie Lee Curtis and Tony Curtis?
>What family magazine that did a cover story on that much more guarded
>showbiz personality was terrified said star would come out in their
>interview? She didn't.
Good Housekeeping and Rosie O'Donnell?
>
>What former talk-show host hires prosties to sit on his knee, act
>girlish, and call him "Daddy" - though they probably would anyway?
>
I'd say Merv Griffin, but acting "boyish" would be more appropriate, so I'll go
with Johnny Carson.
>What titled person earned another title- slut - when he gainfully
>employed oodles of male hustlers while cavorting on the West Coast?
Sir Anthony Hopkins?
>What diva developed a black eye when the doctor administering her Botox
>shot accidentally hit an artery? (And we thought she only had nerves.)
Madonna?
>What wildly successful daughter/actress is a devilish deadbeat who
>has to be coerced to pay her rent?
Angelina Jolie?
>What Christian recording artist/prick had a boyfriend he used to beat
>up in decidedly non-Christian fashion before he magically acquired a
>beard-slash-wifeypoo?
Michael W. Smith?
>What internationally known designer is gay, and his wife apparently
>knows it; she recently told a handsome young 'un, "I'd better not
>leave you alone with my husband. He likes cute boys like you"?
Gotta be Calvin Klein.
>What tough-guy movie star started that ridiculous gerbil rumor all
>those years ago because he fancied himself a competitor with Richard
>Gere and figured it would be easier to spread the gossip than
>simply learn how to act?
Sylvester Stallone?
>What gonzo reporter is rumored to have made an unrequited play for
>Andrew Sullivan at a party?
AJ Benza?
>What lithe crossover diva/cunt would stare straight ahead, reach
>out her hand, and demand "Water!" during a recent video shoot, and,
>on a separate occasion, alienated a major designer by ripping a hole in
>the dress he'd made for her, because she thought it looked better that
>way?
Shania Twain?
>Could that teenie group seem any gayer?
Backstreet Boyz
RoperII
>that she dared to spurn his clumsy pass on the set?
That weird guy from Buffalo 66. Vincent Gallo? Anjelica Huston is the woman.
>What rapidly aging screen ingenue's dad might as well have phoned the
>columns when he was seen holding hands in broad daylight with a broad
>who in any light is not his wife?
The Sorvinos.
>What internationally known designer is gay, and his wife apparently
>knows it; she recently told a handsome young 'un, "I'd better not
>leave you alone with my husband. He likes cute boys like you"?
Ralph Lauren. Hes about the only big name still doing the beard bit isn't he?
>What awards show scene-stealer is a flamingly gay trophy boy?
Ricky Martin
>
>What lithe crossover diva/cunt would stare straight ahead, reach
>out her hand, and demand "Water!" during a recent video shoot, and,
>on a separate occasion, alienated a major designer by ripping a hole in
>the dress he'd made for her, because she thought it looked better that way?
Whitney
dar
> What glammy new star has a not very glamorous little weenie?
That cute boy who was the lead in Todd Hayne's "Velvet Goldmine"?
> What awards show scene-stealer is a flamingly gay trophy boy?
Ricky MarTEEN?
> What thirtyish heartthrob, a worldwide masturbatory fantasy, is a
> walking testament to hair plugs?
Gotta be Brendan Fraser.
dar
--
Will play tennis for food.
LandonEx
>been hired by that movie mogul and that
>faded sitcom actor, just to name two illustrious
>checkbook carriers?
In "Dude" magazine's June 1998 issue, Douglas Jerrybill, author of the "Dude
Dish" column, wrote: "When Hollywood's biggest gay pimp was busted on tax
evasion charges last year, investigators going through his records were
surprised to find actor Tony Danza's name on the lengthy client list.
According to the pimp's records (he accepted both Visa and MasterCard, but not
American Express), Danza's favorite treat was mega-hung porn star Ken Ryker,
who earned over $6,000 a week servicing Danza and others. Most insiders agree
that the several-times-married Danza probably preferred paying for sex because
it was easier than coming out of the closet and admitting that he's bisexual
(or even totally gay like his twin brother). Now THERE is a scoop, fellas."
Dunno who the movie mogul is.
=Landon=
---------------
Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes.
Then it's okay, because he's a mile away and you've got his shoes.
MLYoung
>>knows it; she recently told a handsome young 'un, "I'd better not
>>leave you alone with my husband. He likes cute boys like you"?
>
>Ralph Lauren. Hes about the only big name still doing the beard bit isn't
>he?
Oscar de la Renta's also married and to
a socialite type who'd easily have the
panache for this.
Is Calvin Klein still married? I think
he and Kelly Klein might be separated,
but not divorced. Naturally, it's amicable.
--margaret
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>>What awards show scene-stealer is a flamingly gay trophy boy?
>
>Ricky Martin
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>>What lithe crossover diva/cunt would stare straight ahead, reach
>>out her hand, and demand "Water!" during a recent video shoot, and,
>>on a separate occasion, alienated a major designer by ripping a hole in
>>the dress he'd made for her, because she thought it looked better that way?
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>Whitney
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Gravity Sucks
Mary Campbell wrote in message <7c3sgb$2...@freenet-news.carleton.ca>...
>
>Which ambiguous matinee idol developed an obsession with that politico's
>son, a situation sonny became so nervous about he promptly planted a
>gossip item in one of the dailies stating that he has a girlfriend?
Leonardo Dicaprio, but I have no idea who the "politico's son" is.
>
>What former talk-show host hires prosties to sit on his knee, act
>girlish, and call him "Daddy" - though they probably would anyway?
Merv Griffin, without a doubt.
>What thirtyish heartthrob, a worldwide masturbatory fantasy, is a
>walking testament to hair plugs?
Brendan Frasier
>
>What lithe crossover diva/cunt would stare straight ahead, reach
>out her hand, and demand "Water!" during a recent video shoot, and,
>on a separate occasion, alienated a major designer by ripping a hole in
>the dress he'd made for her, because she thought it looked better that
>way?
I'd say Shania Twain. Just because of the word "crossover". Otherwise I'd
guess Mariah Carey
>
>What gimmicky '98 movie originally had characters sporting Nazi
>armbands, which had to be digitally altered at great expense when
>test audiences found it unsettling?
Starship Troopers
>
>What unkempt, druggy indie director made a play for a drag queen
>friend of mine?
Quentin Tarrentino? Or John Waters, but that would suprise no-one.
JR
>What blond actress has a prosthetic finger - not as a result of
>fighting with that famed scion - that she lost on a recent TV movie
>set, causing much hilarious havoc?
This one's Darryl Hannah
JR
jk...@aol.com
Casey
JR wrote:
> >What blond actress has a prosthetic finger - not as a result of
> >fighting with that famed scion - that she lost on a recent TV movie
> >set, causing much hilarious havoc?
>
mslinda
Barry Diller? And Sandy Gallin and David Geffen could marginally qualify.
Linda ASGTPR#49
ssmi...@my-dejanews.com
"Gravity Sucks" <gravit...@I.HATE.SPAM.mindspring.com> wrote:
>> What former talk-show host hires prosties to sit on his knee, act
>> girlish, and call him "Daddy" - though they probably would anyway?
> Merv Griffin, without a doubt.
Highly unlikely ... "girlish" ain't Merv's thing.
>> What unkempt, druggy indie director made a play for a drag queen
>> friend of mine?
>
> Quentin Tarrentino? Or John Waters, but that would suprise no-one.
Quentin, maybe. Waters isn't "unkempt, druggy." Quite the contrary.
Steve
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>>What auteur nutjob bad-mouthed his older costar, clearly irked
>>that she dared to spurn his clumsy pass on the set?
>
>That weird guy from Buffalo 66. Vincent Gallo? Anjelica Huston is the woman.
>
>>What rapidly aging screen ingenue's dad might as well have phoned the
>>columns when he was seen holding hands in broad daylight with a broad
>>who in any light is not his wife?
>
>The Sorvinos.
Why not Gyneth and daddy Bruce?
>>What internationally known designer is gay, and his wife apparently
>>knows it; she recently told a handsome young 'un, "I'd better not
>>leave you alone with my husband. He likes cute boys like you"?
>
>Ralph Lauren. Hes about the only big name still doing the beard bit isn't he?
>
>>What awards show scene-stealer is a flamingly gay trophy boy?
>
>Ricky Martin
Bingo
james jorden
him. Ecch. And how amicable can it be if they are divorcing?
I will never forgive that cocksucker for one thing: when the AIDS crisis hit,his
response was to marry a woman.
MLYoung wrote:
> Is Calvin Klein still married? I think
> he and Kelly Klein might be separated,
> but not divorced. Naturally, it's amicable.
>
> --margaret
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> >>What awards show scene-stealer is a flamingly gay trophy boy?
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> >>What lithe crossover diva/cunt would stare straight ahead, reach
> >>out her hand, and demand "Water!" during a recent video shoot, and,
> >>on a separate occasion, alienated a major designer by ripping a hole in
> >>the dress he'd made for her, because she thought it looked better that way?
> >
> >Whitney
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they keep plays about opera going."
--- Bette Midler
DNA409
>>Which ambiguous matinee idol developed an obsession with that politico's
>>son, a situation sonny became so nervous about he promptly planted a gossip
item in one of the dailies stating that he has a girlfriend?
>
>
>Leonardo Dicaprio, but I have no idea who the "politico's son" is.
does Linda Tripp count as a "politico"? Many people love her son...
Neil...your little choo choo
http://members.ebay.com/aboutme/dna409/
"Pink is the navy blue of India"- Diana Vreeland
"Wear your green cornflakes with pride"-Dolly Parton
Chris Borg
> >> What former talk-show host hires prosties to sit on his knee, act
> >> girlish, and call him "Daddy" - though they probably would anyway?
No it's Mike Douglas
RoperII
>>son, a situation sonny became so nervous about he promptly planted a
>>gossip item in one of the dailies stating that he has a girlfriend?
>
>
>Leonardo Dicaprio, but I have no idea who the "politico's son" is.
How about Andrew Cuomo for the son. But no idea who is chasing him.
Gael McGear Sweeney
> showbiz personality was terrified said star would come out in their
> interview? She didn't.
>
Jodie Foster
> What titled person earned another title- slut - when he gainfully
> employed oodles of male hustlers while cavorting on the West Coast?
Eddie Windsor
>
> What diva developed a black eye when the doctor administering her Botox
> shot accidentally hit an artery? (And we thought she only had nerves.)
>
Babs -- she's famously stage frightened.
> What wildly successful daughter/actress is a devilish deadbeat who
> has to be coerced to pay her rent?
Gwenyth?
> What tough-guy movie star started that ridiculous gerbil rumor all
> those years ago because he fancied himself a competitor with Richard
> Gere and figured it would be easier to spread the gossip than
> simply learn how to act?
Harrison Ford?
> What gonzo reporter is rumored to have made an unrequited play for
> Andrew Sullivan at a party?
Hunter S. Thompson? I don't think Tom Wolfe is "gonzo" enough.
> What lithe crossover diva/cunt would stare straight ahead, reach
> out her hand, and demand "Water!" during a recent video shoot, and,
> on a separate occasion, alienated a major designer by ripping a hole in
> the dress he'd made for her, because she thought it looked better that
> way?
Lithe? How about Celine?
> What superstar her again was dining with one of her good-for-nothing
> but gorgeous ex-boyfriends when he murmured, "Can I have $10,000"?
> How smart was she that she said no?
>
Cher Cher and Cher
> Could that teenie group seem any gayer?
The Backstreet Boys? Heck, they ALL are!
Peep...@webtv.net
>>developed an obsession with
>>that politico's son, a situation
>>sonny became so nervous about
>>he promptly planted a
>>gossip item in one of the dailies
>>stating that he has a girlfriend?
>I have no idea
>who the "politico's son" is.
>does Linda Tripp count as a "politico"?
And how!!
Now, does Doogie count as an ambiguous matinée idol?!
Curious hugs,
Janice
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-- Secretary of State Madeline Albright, when presented with the fact in
1996 that sanctions had led to the deaths of over 500,000 Iraqi
children.
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luc
<gswe...@mailbox.syr.edu> writes
>> What family magazine that did a cover story on that much more guarded
>> showbiz personality was terrified said star would come out in their
>> interview? She didn't.
>>
>
What about Whitney Houston (ref to The Bodyguard)?
-Lucrezia
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Vaniti99
>> >> girlish, and call him "Daddy" - though they probably would anyway?
>
>
>> > Merv Griffin, without a doubt.
>
>
No way.....not unless it said "Male" prosties!!!!
Vaniti99
>>>knows it; she recently told a handsome young 'un, "I'd better not
>>>leave you alone with my husband. He likes cute boys like you"?
>Ralph Lauren. Hes about the only big name still doing the beard bit isn't
>he?
Nope!!!.....Tommy Hilfiger is still doing "the beard".
jackie
cc...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA says...
>
>
>
>What equally indiscreet famous relation accidentally kept a body mike
>on after she left a benefit, inadvertently allowing everyone inside
>the fundraiser to hear her mutterings - no doubt drug-related - for an
>uncomfortably long amount of time?
Liza?
>What comic-film director used to get off on watching his famous
>wife do it with that female comedy legend, according to that
>still-living 1930s movie star? Why don't I believe that 1930s movie
>star? (Free answer: Because, while I'm sure the two women got it on, I
>sincerely doubt that the director got off on it.)
Blake Edwards, Julie Andrews, and Carol Burnett. No idea on the '30's
movie star. Who's still alive from then? Katharine Hepburn? Who else?
Tabjourno
The Backstreet Boys? Heck, they ALL are!>>
Then shouldn't they be called The BackDOOR Boys? ;-)
GO8GO
> Dish" column, wrote: "When Hollywood's biggest gay pimp was busted on tax
> evasion charges last year, investigators going through his records were
> surprised to find actor Tony Danza's name on the lengthy client list.
> According to the pimp's records (he accepted both Visa and MasterCard, but
not
> American Express), Danza's favorite treat was mega-hung porn star Ken Ryker,
> who earned over $6,000 a week servicing Danza and others. Most insiders agree
> that the several-times-married Danza probably preferred paying for sex
because
> it was easier than coming out of the closet and admitting that he's bisexual
> (or even totally gay like his twin brother). Now THERE is a scoop, fellas."
>
to embarrass Danza because he made some very nasty comments about Ellen
deGeneris about the time of her coming out.
BTW, this gossip columnist is one of the most reviled men in all of porn
because of his talent to fabricate stories. There are many, many threads about
him in the ATKOL forums.
This same colum featured a story about another porn star and Ted Danson. The
porn star quickly filed a lawsuit and the item (as well as the above) was
retracked.
RoperII
>>he?
>
>Nope!!!.....Tommy Hilfiger is still doing "the beard".
REALLY!! I've been in his company several times(Purely social situations)
and never heard mention of a wife.
But then, hes copied everything else Ralph has done, why not that.
Dukette89
>
What about Calvin Klein? He looks so haggard now.
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Mary in Pittsburgh
Catty
wrote:
>
>From his column in this week's Voice, March 9 1999, here are Musto's
>latest blind items -- slightly edited towards the end, where he
>strays into the rhetorical. Comments within parentheses are Musto's
>own.
>
>***********
>Which ambiguous matinee idol developed an obsession with that politico's
>son, a situation sonny became so nervous about he promptly planted a
>gossip item in one of the dailies stating that he has a girlfriend?
Does Sonny Bono have a son?
>
>What rapidly aging screen ingenue's dad might as well have phoned the
>columns when he was seen holding hands in broad daylight with a broad
>who in any light is not his wife?
Clint Eastwood? Oh, Gossip Titbit: Alison Eastwood was an alcoholic,
and has been clean for three years. Hat off to this girl for
overcoming the major problem and staying clean that long.
>
>What equally indiscreet famous relation accidentally kept a body mike
>on after she left a benefit, inadvertently allowing everyone inside
>the fundraiser to hear her mutterings - no doubt drug-related - for an
>uncomfortably long amount of time?
God knows.
>
>What family magazine that did a cover story on that much more guarded
>showbiz personality was terrified said star would come out in their
>interview? She didn't.
Jodie Foster? Angeline Jolie? Helen Hunt? Alicia Sliverstone?
>
>What former talk-show host hires prosties to sit on his knee, act
>girlish, and call him "Daddy" - though they probably would anyway?
Former? Hm. I'll be lynched, but Johnny Carson?
>
>And speaking of girlish, which prepubescent nymphs in that arty theater
>project became so close - in showers and beyond - that they had to
>be broken up by disapproving spoilsports?
Ooooh! Could this be an oldie? If so, it's to do with the film called
Cherry (starring Shalom Harlow), which is now ready to be distributed.
>
>What auteur nutjob bad-mouthed his older costar, clearly irked
>that she dared to spurn his clumsy pass on the set?
Vincent Gallo and Anjeica (sp?) Houston on the set of Buffalo 66. No
question.
>
>What titled person earned another title- slut - when he gainfully
>employed oodles of male hustlers while cavorting on the West Coast?
That has to be our favourite friend, Henry Brockenlocke (sp?),
Elizabeth Hurley's favourite titled friend. He's married, but it
hasn't stopped him going after 'bad' boys. He's primarily LA-based,
but when he's in London, he's - allegedly - known for prowling through
the London streets looking for pretty boys.
>
>What porn star is a part-time rent boy who's been hired by that
>movie mogul and that faded sitcom actor, just to name two illustrious
>checkbook carriers?
Simon Rex? His name keeps occuring in this newsgroup, so he is the
only one I could think of. <g>
>
>What owner of a popular Chelsea restaurant self-loathingly enough
>tells friends, "I don't want this to be a place for queens"?
Whoever owns The Ivy.
>
>What diva developed a black eye when the doctor administering her Botox
>shot accidentally hit an artery? (And we thought she only had nerves.)
Barbra Streinstrad?
>
>What comic-film director used to get off on watching his famous
>wife do it with that female comedy legend, according to that
>still-living 1930s movie star? Why don't I believe that 1930s movie
>star? (Free answer: Because, while I'm sure the two women got it on, I
>sincerely doubt that the director got off on it.)
It has to be Ruth Hussey. Don't know about the couple.
>
>What wildly successful daughter/actress is a devilish deadbeat who
>has to be coerced to pay her rent?
Jennifer Lynch?
>
>What Christian recording artist/prick had a boyfriend he used to beat
>up in decidedly non-Christian fashion before he magically acquired a
>beard-slash-wifeypoo?
No idea.
>
>What actor was boyfriends until recently with that hotshot director
>who helped guide him to Oscar?
Edward Norton and Tony Kaye?
>
>What internationally known designer is gay, and his wife apparently
>knows it; she recently told a handsome young 'un, "I'd better not
>leave you alone with my husband. He likes cute boys like you"?
Oscar de la Roche?
>
>What tough-guy movie star started that ridiculous gerbil rumor all
>those years ago because he fancied himself a competitor with Richard
>Gere and figured it would be easier to spread the gossip than
>simply learn how to act?
Burt Reynolds, but I would not be surprised if it was Michael Douglas
or his father, Kirk.
>
>What hypnotist-magician is a sham who makes his TV subjects sign
>releases saying they won't reveal all the pre-scripting?
No idea.
>
>What glammy new star has a not very glamorous little weenie?
Jonathan Rhys Meyer (sp?) of Velvet Goldmine.
>
>What gonzo reporter is rumored to have made an unrequited play for
>Andrew Sullivan at a party?
Hm. Drudge?
>
>What blond actress has a prosthetic finger - not as a result of
>fighting with that famed scion - that she lost on a recent TV movie
>set, causing much hilarious havoc?
Daryl Hannah.
>
>What awards show scene-stealer is a flamingly gay trophy boy?
No idea.
>
>What much acclaimed glossy style-mag editor is a fabulous lesbian
>with a baby?
No idea.
>
>What thirtyish heartthrob, a worldwide masturbatory fantasy, is a
>walking testament to hair plugs?
Brendan Fraser.
>
>What lithe crossover diva/cunt would stare straight ahead, reach
>out her hand, and demand "Water!" during a recent video shoot, and,
>on a separate occasion, alienated a major designer by ripping a hole in
>the dress he'd made for her, because she thought it looked better that
>way?
Courtney Love.
>
>What gimmicky '98 movie originally had characters sporting Nazi
>armbands, which had to be digitally altered at great expense when
>test audiences found it unsettling?
Hm...it has to be Anima - a weird, weird film.
>
>What unkempt, druggy indie director made a play for a drag queen
>friend of mine?
Oh, come on. How vague can you get?
Here's a BI of my own!!
This legendary heart throb is a known violent male chauvinist. Proof?
Here are three examples: During the argument over feminism, he got
into a real brawl with the 70s directors' favourite gutsy actress on
the set, giving her two broken front teeth. The actor was sacked from
a film project immediately after punching the actress/producer in the
face during the argument over her political beliefs. After a teenaged
actress refused to obey her then-husband's order to leave a certain
party, the swede grabbed a handful of her hair and dragged her out of
the house, shoving her toward her husband's car. He told the
bewildered husband, "Remember - actions speak louder than words.
That's the only language women understand." This now legendary
actress - soon to be a Dame - still haven't forgiven the actor and to
this day, steadily refuse to acknowledge his existence.
Catty (a film bore)
xx
Illegitimi non carborundum
Lynda Moulton
> In article <7c4alb$po3$1...@camel18.mindspring.com>,
> "Gravity Sucks" <gravit...@I.HATE.SPAM.mindspring.com> wrote:
>
> >> What former talk-show host hires prosties to sit on his knee, act
> >> girlish, and call him "Daddy" - though they probably would anyway?
>
> > Merv Griffin, without a doubt.
>
> Highly unlikely ... "girlish" ain't Merv's thing.
Ah, but is "act" the operative word?
Lynda
--
Sing like you know the words
Dance like no one is watching
and love like it'll never hurt. -- Unknown
Lynda Moulton
Borg) wrote:
> > >> What former talk-show host hires prosties to sit on his knee, act
> > >> girlish, and call him "Daddy" - though they probably would anyway?
>
> No it's Mike Douglas
Daddy! of course!
-=JR=-
published tell-all?
In article <36e69700...@news.demon.co.uk>, Ka...@zen-centaur.demon.co.uk
says...
TriDelta1
>This legendary heart throb is a known violent male chauvinist. Proof?
>Here are three examples: During the argument over feminism, he got
>into a real brawl with the 70s directors' favourite gutsy actress on
>the set, giving her two broken front teeth. The actor was sacked from
>a film project immediately after punching the actress/producer in the
>face during the argument over her political beliefs. After a teenaged
>actress refused to obey her then-husband's order to leave a certain
>party, the swede grabbed a handful of her hair and dragged her out of
>the house, shoving her toward her husband's car. He told the
>bewildered husband, "Remember - actions speak louder than words.
>That's the only language women understand." This now legendary
>actress - soon to be a Dame - still haven't forgiven the actor and to
>this day, steadily refuse to acknowledge his existence.
Tracey
Visit my New Vintage Dolls For Sale Website at
http://members.aol.com/ginnydolls/index.html
Always buying 1950s Vogue Ginny dolls, clothing and accessories.
-=JR=-
says...
>
>Sean Connery?
Since when is he a Swede? (See below)
>>After a teenaged
>>actress refused to obey her then-husband's order to leave a certain
>>party, the swede grabbed a handful of her hair and dragged her out of
>>the house, shoving her toward her husband's car. He told the
>>bewildered husband, "Remember - actions speak louder than words.
>>That's the only language women understand."
-=JR=-
RoperII
>>tells friends, "I don't want this to be a place for queens"?
>
>Whoever owns The Ivy.
Sorry, but this is aimed at the owner of a New York Restaurant. Food Bar.
mslinda
>
> On 9 Mar 1999 19:23:55 GMT, cc...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (Mary Campbell)
> wrote:
>
> >
> >From his column in this week's Voice, March 9 1999, here are Musto's
> >latest blind items -- slightly edited towards the end, where he
> >strays into the rhetorical. Comments within parentheses are Musto's
> >own.
> >
> >***********
> >Which ambiguous matinee idol developed an obsession with that politico's
> >son, a situation sonny became so nervous about he promptly planted a
> >gossip item in one of the dailies stating that he has a girlfriend?
>
> Does Sonny Bono have a son?
>
> >
> >What rapidly aging screen ingenue's dad might as well have phoned the
> >columns when he was seen holding hands in broad daylight with a broad
> >who in any light is not his wife?
>
> Clint Eastwood? Oh, Gossip Titbit: Alison Eastwood was an alcoholic,
> and has been clean for three years. Hat off to this girl for
> overcoming the major problem and staying clean that long.
Given his track record, sounds more like Tony Curtis.
(snip)
> >
> >What family magazine that did a cover story on that much more guarded
> >showbiz personality was terrified said star would come out in their
> >interview? She didn't.
>
> Jodie Foster? Angeline Jolie? Helen Hunt? Alicia Sliverstone?
Have any of these been on the cover of a "family" mag like Good
Housekeeping or Ladies Home Journal? Wasn't Rosie O'Donnell on the cover
of one of those recently?
(snip)
> >
> >What comic-film director used to get off on watching his famous
> >wife do it with that female comedy legend, according to that
> >still-living 1930s movie star? Why don't I believe that 1930s movie
> >star? (Free answer: Because, while I'm sure the two women got it on, I
> >sincerely doubt that the director got off on it.)
>
> It has to be Ruth Hussey. Don't know about the couple.
Does RH have any connection to Blake Edwards, Julie Andrews & Carol
Burnett? If so, I think we have a winner.
>
> >
> >What wildly successful daughter/actress is a devilish deadbeat who
> >has to be coerced to pay her rent?
>
> Jennifer Lynch?
>
Wildly successful? Angelina Jolie, Gwyneth, Laura Dern and Mira Sorvino
are more successful.
(snip)
> >
> >What awards show scene-stealer is a flamingly gay trophy boy?
>
> No idea.
> >
Ricky Martin seems to be the most popular choice here.
(snip)
> >What lithe crossover diva/cunt would stare straight ahead, reach
> >out her hand, and demand "Water!" during a recent video shoot, and,
> >on a separate occasion, alienated a major designer by ripping a hole in
> >the dress he'd made for her, because she thought it looked better that
> >way?
>
> Courtney Love.
> >
Nah. Shania Twain. Remember the dreadful glitzy gown with a hole cut
into the bodice that she wore to an awards show last year?
Linda ASGTPR#49
dstan
> What comic-film director used to get off on watching his famous
> wife do it with that female comedy legend, according to that
> still-living 1930s movie star? Why don't I believe that 1930s movie
> star? (Free answer: Because, while I'm sure the two women got it on, I
> sincerely doubt that the director got off on it.)
Edwards, Julie Andrews and Ruth Hussey. I actually don't know who this
last person is, so that doesn't come with a warranty.
dstan
Grnbrier
>>I have no idea
>>who the "politico's son" is.
>>does Linda Tripp count as a "politico"?
>And how!!
>Now, does Doogie count as an ambiguous matinee >idol?!
Yes, but I'd categorize myself as totally *unambiguous.*
Doogie
>Curious hugs,
>Janice
PRINCESSPK
>>What hypnotist-magician is a sham who makes his TV subjects sign
>>releases saying they won't reveal all the pre-scripting?
I can only think of Kreskin, but he is more of a mentalist than a hypnotist,
and I can't imagine Dave Letterman going along with that balony. There really
aren't many active in the hyp-bit just now.
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PRINCESSPK
very rude to a girl after fellating him, so maybe.
In article <19990310135345...@ng-cg1.aol.com>, trid...@aol.com
(TriDelta1) writes:
>Sean Connery?
>>This legendary heart throb is a known violent male chauvinist. Proof?
>>Here are three examples: During the argument over feminism, he got
>>into a real brawl with the 70s directors' favourite gutsy actress on
>>the set, giving her two broken front teeth. The actor was sacked from
>>a film project immediately after punching the actress/producer in the
>>face during the argument over her political beliefs. After a teenaged
>>actress refused to obey her then-husband's order to leave a certain
>>party, the swede grabbed a handful of her hair and dragged her out of
>>the house, shoving her toward her husband's car. He told the
>>bewildered husband, "Remember - actions speak louder than words.
>>That's the only language women understand." This now legendary
>>actress - soon to be a Dame - still haven't forgiven the actor and to
>>this day, steadily refuse to acknowledge his existence.
>
>
>
>Tracey
>Visit my New Vintage Dolls For Sale Website at
>http://members.aol.com/ginnydolls/index.html
>Always buying 1950s Vogue Ginny dolls, clothing and accessories.
Dahlings, if you collect dolls, this is faboo!
PRINCESSPK
imo...@removezearthlink.net (Imogen) writes:
>> On Tue, 09 Mar 1999 12:42:11 -0800, imo...@removezearthlink.net
>> (Imogen) was recognized by the Chair:
>>
>> >> What glammy new star has a not very glamorous little weenie?
>> >
>> >Gwyneth Paltrow?
>>
>> LOL! The things I learn here in asg, like Gwyneth has a weenie! : )
>>
>>
>
> And its name is Ben.
>
>Imogen
LOL, dahling! I though Jamie Lee Curtis was the one with the weenie?
Terry Hicks
>
> Oh, dear gum drops, say it ain't so! Although I heard a tale about Sean being
> very rude to a girl after fellating him, so maybe.
After Mr. Connery fellated WHOM, Your Sublimity?
ChaosinRed
re: teenage actress refused to obey her then-husband's order...Mia Farrow???
chaos...@aol.com
McGeary
Emera...@REMOVE.mindspring.com wrote:
> On 10 Mar 1999 06:25:28 GMT, rop...@aol.com (RoperII) was recognized
> by the Chair:
>
> >>>Which ambiguous matinee idol developed an obsession with that politico's
> >>>son, a situation sonny became so nervous about he promptly planted a
> >>>gossip item in one of the dailies stating that he has a girlfriend?
> >>
> >>
> >>Leonardo Dicaprio, but I have no idea who the "politico's son" is.
> >
> >How about Andrew Cuomo for the son. But no idea who is chasing him.
>
> Isn't he married to shoe designer Kenneth Cole's daughter?
>
He's married to Kerry Kennedy, one of Bobby & Ethel's brood.
king...@postoffice.pacbell.net
> >Andrew Sullivan at a party?
> >
>
>
> Zin
Drudge
Pennajoe
talk show circuit? He hypotizes a dozen people or so and gets them to act out
strange things. I know I have seen his special. And didnt he do a show on
Broadway as well? Whatshisname???????.......
>In article <36e69700...@news.demon.co.uk>, Ka...@zen-centaur.demon.co.uk
>(Catty) writes:
>
>>>What hypnotist-magician is a sham who makes his TV subjects sign
>>>releases saying they won't reveal all the pre-scripting?
>
>I can only think of Kreskin, but he is more of a mentalist than a hypnotist,
>and I can't imagine Dave Letterman going along with that balony. There
>really
>aren't many active in the hyp-bit just now.
>
LarryJG
<gravit...@I.HATE.SPAM.mindspring.com> wrote:
>
>Mary Campbell wrote in message <7c3sgb$2...@freenet-news.carleton.ca>...
>>
>
>>Which ambiguous matinee idol developed an obsession with that politico's
>>son, a situation sonny became so nervous about he promptly planted a
>>gossip item in one of the dailies stating that he has a girlfriend?
>
>
>Leonardo Dicaprio, but I have no idea who the "politico's son" is.
>
Possible, but when was Leo ever paired with a girlfriend in the gossip
pages? He's been portrayed as a partyboy/pussy hound <snicker> since
Titanic.
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>son, a situation sonny became so nervous about he promptly planted a
>gossip item in one of the dailies stating that he has a girlfriend?
>
Leo....and young Cuomo.
luc
<penn...@aol.com> writes
>What about that British(?) guy who has had a few specials on TV and done the
>talk show circuit? He hypotizes a dozen people or so and gets them to act out
>strange things. I know I have seen his special. And didnt he do a show on
>Broadway as well? Whatshisname???????.......
Steve(n) McKenna. But he doesn't do magic tricks, just the hypnosis.
-Lucrezia
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MLYoung
>>> friend of mine?
>>
>
>Quentin, maybe. Waters isn't "unkempt, druggy." Quite the contrary.
Sounds more like Gus Van Sant.
--margaret
>
>Steve
>
>
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Catty
<gravit...@I.HATE.SPAM.mindspring.com> wrote:
>
>Mary Campbell wrote in message <7c3sgb$2...@freenet-news.carleton.ca>...
>>
>>Which ambiguous matinee idol developed an obsession with that politico's
>>son, a situation sonny became so nervous about he promptly planted a
>>gossip item in one of the dailies stating that he has a girlfriend?
>
>Leonardo Dicaprio, but I have no idea who the "politico's son" is.
FWIW, a friend - who's currently working on 'The Beach' - told me
that Di Caprio is still with his girlfriend, Kristen Zang (or whatever
the model's name is). She's been with him on the location of The
Beach for a month, and she is still over there - but she will be
leaving for the USA some time this month. There are six gay actors
and four gay crew members (well, this friend likes to know who's gay -
so he'd have someone to shag), and according to the friend, Di
Caprio seems to be just gay-friendly, no flirting going on between him
and any of these chaps, including my friend himself. (I, personally,
think Di Caprio is bisexual - leaning toward women, but my friend
disagree. There you go.)
Overall, this friend thought Di Caprio is one of the most friendliest
'celebrities' he's ever met, even though Di Caprio is crap at poker.
The friend was delighted to discover that Di Caprio is a talented
storyteller (aka gossip) - so he will tell me all about it when he
gets home in late April. Hehehehe.
Catty
Hussey is best known for her role as Liz Imbrie in The Philadelphia
Story (James Stewart, Cary Grant and Katherine Hepburn). She did
many, many 30s (mainly screwball) comedy films - including Another
Thin Man.
Catty
>Is he the one who is portrayed - thinly veiled - in an about to be
>published tell-all?
I think so. I can't think of any other reason why these stories are
making its round in the town right now, especially when you consider
the fact that he hasn't been working lately.
Catty
(Imogen) wrote:
>> Here's a BI of my own!!
>>
>> This legendary heart throb is a known violent male chauvinist. Proof?
<snip>
>
>Errm, Max Von Sydow and Joan Collins?
>
>Imogen
>
Yeah, you would say that, wouldn't you? Nope and nope.
Clue: All these people mentioned in the BI are USA-based.
Catty
>What about that British(?) guy who has had a few specials on TV and done the
>talk show circuit? He hypotizes a dozen people or so and gets them to act out
>strange things. I know I have seen his special. And didnt he do a show on
>Broadway as well? Whatshisname???????.......
Oh, I think I know who you are talking about. His name is Paul. I
can't remember his surname. Are you thinking of the one who is
in his 30s and have blue eyes? He did an American tour last year
and appeared twice on the Montrel Williams Show.
>>
>>>>What hypnotist-magician is a sham who makes his TV subjects sign
>>>>releases saying they won't reveal all the pre-scripting?
Catty (a film bore)
xx
Illegitimi non carborundum
David
news:36E6F364...@worldnet.att.net...
Author: T.-and-N.-Hicks <T.-and-...@worldnet.att.net>
Date: 1997/02/07
Forum: alt.showbiz.gossip
Garon' wrote:
>
> clmo...@earthlink.net (Cathy L. Morgan) writes:
> >T.-and-...@worldnet.att.net wrote:
>
> >> > clm in sf, fucking sick of JG or sick of fucking JG, depending upon
your
> >> > point of view
>
> >> On a related question, I can certainly understand that Cathy might be
> >> sick of fucking JG, but absolutely cannot understand why she would
admit
> >> having fucked him in the first place.
>
> >Let me clarify! It was very early this morning and I had not had coffee.
I
> >MEANT "fucking JG" NOT in the verb sense, but instead like in the "Mr. X
> >is a fucking idiot" sense. Even if the world came to an end, would I be
> >so desparate. ~~~~~~~~~
>
> Funny you should mention that, as the world coming to an end was about
> the only set of circumstances I could come up with for even considering
> you as a likely candidate, and even then I was strongly in favor of
> letting entropy run its course. So I was quite surprised when Terry
> raised the possiblity, as I thought I'd been gossipped about sufficiently
> that people would have a better sense of my tastes.
You know, "Jesse," I can't help feeling that your sangfroid is slipping
a little -- which suggests to me that you may not have been gossiped
about nearly enough.
By the way, why do all those other cretins hate you so much?
T., mildly curious
MLYoung
>him. Ecch. And how amicable can it be if they are divorcing?
>
>I will never forgive that cocksucker for one thing: when the AIDS crisis
>hit,his
>response was to marry a woman.
>
Who insisted he be tested for HIV
before tying the knot.
That said, I think I'm in agreement with
Leslie (!) on this one. My recollection is
that they separated, but hang out together.
And, of course, it's amiable, James--she's
done well as a beard.
--margaret
luc
<l...@bagels.demon.co.uk> writes
>>talk show circuit? He hypotizes a dozen people or so and gets them to act out
>>strange things. I know I have seen his special. And didnt he do a show on
>>Broadway as well? Whatshisname???????.......
>
Sorry, it's Paul McKenna.
PRINCESSPK
<tandn...@worldnet.att.net> writes:
Um, no, Sean was the fellatee, not the fellator, I think he is rabidly
heterosexual. I wish I could amember more about it, but I must have read it
here. I think it went: Sean was introduced to a girl at a party or club, he
took her home, she did a lewinsky on him, then he ignored her, until she left.
Maybe he is just rude? Maybe she used too much tooth?
Reigning and Deigning
Pink Wishes
The Princess \^*^*^/
(secret site)
Terry Allan Hicks
<19990311083154...@ngol07.aol.com>...
>In article <36E6F364...@worldnet.att.net>, Terry Hicks
><tandn...@worldnet.att.net> writes:
>
>>PRINCESSPK wrote:
>>>
>>> Oh, dear gum drops, say it ain't so! Although I heard a tale about Sean
>>being
>>> very rude to a girl after fellating him, so maybe.
>>
>>After Mr. Connery fellated WHOM, Your Sublimity?
>
>Um, no, Sean was the fellatee, not the fellator, I think he is rabidly
>heterosexual. I wish I could amember more about it, but I must have read
it
>here. I think it went: Sean was introduced to a girl at a party or club,
he
>took her home, she did a lewinsky on him, then he ignored her, until she
left.
>Maybe he is just rude? Maybe she used too much tooth?
Actually, Your Sublimity, his seeming rudeness can be explained by cultural
diversity. It's called "Scottish cuddling."
(Are those pipes I hear in the distance?)
james jorden
message: "Calvin Klein loves to have sex with men, but is not gay."
BTW, I worked at the Klein home office back in the late 80's -- never saw
Himself, but everyone knew when he was in the office and avoided any contact with
him, especially when he was in pain and mood-altered following a lunch-hour trip
to his Park Avenue cosmetic surgeon, who was repairing CK's acne scars, one by
one.
MLYoung wrote:
--
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jjo...@ix.netcom.com
http://www.parterre.com
"Gay people not only keep opera going,
they keep plays about opera going."
--- Bette Midler
David
news:36E7DA57...@ix.netcom.com...
>Then a pox on both the hypocrites. Their sham marriage carried exactly one
>message: "Calvin Klein loves to have sex with men, but is not gay."
>
>BTW, I worked at the Klein home office back in the late 80's -- never saw
>Himself, but everyone knew when he was in the office and avoided any
contact with
>him, especially when he was in pain and mood-altered following a lunch-hour
trip
>to his Park Avenue cosmetic surgeon, who was repairing CK's acne scars, one
by
>one.
>
It's always nice to have a job with long-term security (the surgeon, not
you).
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>knows it; she recently told a handsome young 'un, "I'd better not
>leave you alone with my husband. He likes cute boys like you"?
Ralph Lauren. Hes about the only big name still doing the beard bit isn't he?
Lauren and Hilfiger are hetero family men-- they're businessmen who put their
names on a designer brand, and not into the fashion "scene" at all. Oscar De La
Renta, on the other hand.. (as previous posters have mentioned.)
>>Yep. But I do know that Cole's kid married *somebody* in that family.
Or maybe it was a Kennedy?>>
Cole himself is married to Cuomo's daughter Maria. Any daughters they have
would not have hit puberty yet ;)
Chris Cuomo, Mario's younger son, runs with the downtown crowd, so if it were
any Cuomo it would be him.
10213...@compuserve.com
ka...@zen-centaur.demon.co.uk wrote:
> On Wed, 10 Mar 1999 16:07:55 -0800, imo...@removezearthlink.net
> (Imogen) wrote:
>
> >> Here's a BI of my own!!
> >>
> >> This legendary heart throb is a known violent male chauvinist. Proof?
> <snip>
> >
> >Errm, Max Von Sydow and Joan Collins?
> >
> >Imogen
> >
> Yeah, you would say that, wouldn't you? Nope and nope.
> Clue: All these people mentioned in the BI are USA-based.
>
> xx
>
> Illegitimi non carborundum
>
More likely Sean Connery who confirmed it himself many years ago
in an interview with Babawawa.
M.
Reality's bitch
:> not the fellator, I think he is rabidly heterosexual.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Tell that to the pool boy (for starters)...
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vcz
Born to Opine
Callen Garrett
a new term for thugs?
Callen
PRINCESSPK wrote:
> Oh, dear gum drops, say it ain't so! Although I heard a tale about Sean being
> very rude to a girl after fellating him, so maybe.
>
> In article <19990310135345...@ng-cg1.aol.com>, trid...@aol.com
> (TriDelta1) writes:
>
> >Sean Connery?
> >>This legendary heart throb is a known violent male chauvinist. Proof?
> >>Here are three examples: During the argument over feminism, he got
> >>into a real brawl with the 70s directors' favourite gutsy actress on
> >>the set, giving her two broken front teeth. The actor was sacked from
> >>a film project immediately after punching the actress/producer in the
> >>face during the argument over her political beliefs. After a teenaged
> >>actress refused to obey her then-husband's order to leave a certain
> >>party, the swede grabbed a handful of her hair and dragged her out of
> >>the house, shoving her toward her husband's car. He told the
> >>bewildered husband, "Remember - actions speak louder than words.
> >>That's the only language women understand." This now legendary
> >>actress - soon to be a Dame - still haven't forgiven the actor and to
> >>this day, steadily refuse to acknowledge his existence.
> >
> >
> >
> >Tracey
> >Visit my New Vintage Dolls For Sale Website at
> >http://members.aol.com/ginnydolls/index.html
> >Always buying 1950s Vogue Ginny dolls, clothing and accessories.
>
> Dahlings, if you collect dolls, this is faboo!
RoperII
LOL If the Dr's find out you're skipping your meds again, they'll strap you
down.
R
Terry Hicks
Mary Campbell
Catty (Ka...@zen-centaur.demon.co.uk) writes:
> On Wed, 10 Mar 1999 16:07:55 -0800, imo...@removezearthlink.net
> (Imogen) wrote:
>>> Here's a BI of my own!!
>>
>>Errm, Max Von Sydow and Joan Collins?
>>
> Clue: All these people mentioned in the BI are USA-based.
Rats, back to the drawing board. When I saw the "Dame" part (the
married teenage actress who was mauled by the Legendary Heart Throb
and is now due to become a Dame) I thought, has to be British. I had
the Legendary Heart Throb all sewn up to be Connery and was working on
the actress -- can't be Judi or Maggie since they are already Dames;
Vanessa, Diana and Julie don't fit because (as far as I can tell) they
weren't married in their teens; could it be Anna Massey? Joanna David?
the utterly fabulous Sian Phillips? (would Peter O'Toole really allow
his missus to be dragged around by another guy? Sounds like something
he'd prefer to do for himself).
Now you're saying that they're all American? or just living in the
USA?
If they're British-born but living in the USA, I'm guessing that the
actor is Anthony Hopkins and the actress is Helen Mirren but I'm
probably way out (I have a feeling that Mirren's recent marriage to
Taylor Hackford was her first).
Mary Campbell
Callen Garrett (ac...@virginia.edu) writes:
> I don't think this could be Sean Connery; doesn't it say "swede"? Or
> is that just
> a new term for thugs?
Well, a swede (lower-case "s") is an unappealing British veggie, like
a turnip -- so, perhaps in Catty's argot it's a term of abuse. Catty?
You've got to come back and clear up this "swede" business! It's got us
running around in circles here ...
MLYoung
>message: "Calvin Klein loves to have sex with men, but is not gay."
I thought he was openly bisexual. I
think he's been married twice and has
a daughter from his first marriage. Isn't
she the one who was kidnapped as
a child?
That said, the FOAF I knew who slept
with him was, indeed, male.
--margaret
>
>BTW, I worked at the Klein home office back in the late 80's -- never saw
>Himself, but everyone knew when he was in the office and avoided any contact
>with
>him, especially when he was in pain and mood-altered following a lunch-hour
>trip
>to his Park Avenue cosmetic surgeon, who was repairing CK's acne scars, one
>by
>one.
>
PRINCESSPK
<v...@shell.flinet.com> writes:
>:> PRINCESSPK <princ...@aol.com> wrote: Um, no, Sean was the fellatee,
>:> not the fellator, I think he is rabidly heterosexual.
>
>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>
>Tell that to the pool boy (for starters)...
>
Dahling, really? Dish, precious, dish!
Vaniti99
>hit,his
>>response was to marry a woman.
>
>
(I did read a while back in a tabloid, i think, that Calvin Klein is in fact
openly bisexual).
james jorden
admit it."
Vaniti99 wrote:
--
Michael Ritchie
>
> Oh, dear gum drops, say it ain't so! Although I heard a tale about Sean being
> very rude to a girl after fellating him, so maybe.
Isn't that sorta the whole point of fellation
without reciprocation?
--M.
Gael McGear Sweeney
Callen Garrett <ac...@virginia.edu> writes:
> I don't think this could be Sean Connery; doesn't it say "swede"? Or is that just
> a new term for thugs?
>
> Callen
I thought it was the term for a big, mushy sweet potato -- sounds about
right!
Gael
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luc
>In article <36e69700...@news.demon.co.uk>, Ka...@zen-centaur.demon.co.uk
>says...
>
>>Here's a BI of my own!!
>>
>>This legendary heart throb is a known violent male chauvinist. Proof?
>>into a real brawl with the 70s directors' favourite gutsy actress on
>>the set, giving her two broken front teeth. The actor was sacked from
>>a film project immediately after punching the actress/producer in the
>>face during the argument over her political beliefs. After a teenaged
>>actress refused to obey her then-husband's order to leave a certain
>>party, the swede grabbed a handful of her hair and dragged her out of
>>the house, shoving her toward her husband's car. He told the
>>bewildered husband, "Remember - actions speak louder than words.
>>That's the only language women understand." This now legendary
>>actress - soon to be a Dame - still haven't forgiven the actor and to
>>this day, steadily refuse to acknowledge his existence.
For some reason the combination of Oliver Reed and Glenda Jackson comes
to mind. The two of them made three films together in the 70's, and
years later he made some comments about all the actresses he'd "had",
including Glenda while they were making Ken Russell's Women in Love.
Her response, IIRC, was a disdainful comment about his fantasy life.
The character of Gudrun was a feminist, and there were scenes of
sexual/verbal violence between her and Reed's character, Gerald. Don't
recall ever reading that Reed (rhymes with swede?) was ever fired from a
film though. And of course, Reed also worked with Vanessa Redgrave in
the 70s, in another Ken Russell film, The Devils. This would have been
at the height of her political outbursts. (Unfortunately for the BI,
neither of these actresses was credited as a producer as well.)
The only well-known actresses I can think of who were married in their
teens are Liz Taylor, Melanie Griffith and Raquel Welch. None is to be
made a Dame, as far as I know--perhaps there's going to be a revival of
South Pacific...?
Charmayne7
>>out her hand, and demand "Water!" during a recent video shoot, and,
>>on a separate occasion, alienated a major designer by ripping a hole in
>
>>the dress he'd made for her, because she thought it looked better that
>>way?
>
>I have to say.........Shania Twain!!!
Nope, I'd have to say Courtney Love.
Charmayne7
>>knows it; she recently told a handsome young 'un, "I'd better not
>>leave you alone with my husband. He likes cute boys like you"?
>
How about Calvin Klein?
Madsag
id agree.
i cant think of too many people besides her that would fit the "crossover" part
of this one.
~~~~
melissa
madsagR...@aol.com
~~~~
PRINCESSPK
<mrit...@columbus.rr.com> writes:
Hmmm, *I* always thoought of it as a *great* form of birth comtrol, teehee!
Terry Allan Hicks
Unfortunately, by all accounts she's a sweetheart. (As are all Canadians, of
course.) Damn. I HATE that in a celebrity.
>melissa
>madsagR...@aol.com
>~~~~
>
>
>
>
Terry Allan Hicks
PRINCESSPK wrote in message
<19990312084000...@ngol02.aol.com>...
>In article <36E85B3D...@columbus.rr.com>, Michael Ritchie
><mrit...@columbus.rr.com> writes:
>
>>PRINCESSPK wrote:
>>>
>>> Oh, dear gum drops, say it ain't so! Although I heard a tale about Sean
>>being
>>> very rude to a girl after fellating him, so maybe.
>>
>>Isn't that sorta the whole point of fellation
>>without reciprocation?
>>
>>--M.
>>
>
>Hmmm, *I* always thoought of it as a *great* form of birth comtrol, teehee!
Not to mention an excellent way of avoiding eye contact with someone you
don't really want to know.
mslinda
>
> >Then a pox on both the hypocrites. Their sham marriage carried exactly one
> >message: "Calvin Klein loves to have sex with men, but is not gay."
>
> I thought he was openly bisexual. I
> think he's been married twice and has
> a daughter from his first marriage. Isn't
> she the one who was kidnapped as
> a child?
Yep. Marci was born in 1967 and kidnapped in 1978. She was returned unharmed.
Linda ASGTPR#49
james jorden
with American actors, filmed in Paris.
Taylor and Beatty! If only the original-casting version TWO MULES FOR
SISTER SARAH (i.e., Taylor and Eastwood) would have come off! (Not that I
have anything against Shirley, but Liz Taylor as a nun! Wow!)
And how about THE BODYGUARD that *should* have been made:
Eastwood/Streisand?
Terry Hicks wrote:
> The Only Game in Town." (That's the late-sixties
> "Leaving Las Vegas" prequel in which Liz asks him to carry her into the
> bedroom, and he 'bout buckles under all that avoirdupois.)
Catty
(Imogen) wrote:
>> Now you're saying that they're all American? or just living in the
>> USA?
>>
>> If they're British-born but living in the USA, I'm guessing that the
>> actor is Anthony Hopkins and the actress is Helen Mirren but I'm
>> probably way out (I have a feeling that Mirren's recent marriage to
>> Taylor Hackford was her first).
>
>us up. I believe the story concerns one hearthrob (male) and 3 separate
>actresses, one must be British, and all 3 US based. I've taken the liberty
>of reposting it, cleaned up just a tad.
Thank you, Imogen(!) May I clarify a bit more? The heart throb is
an American. Three actresses - (in order) Canadian, American and
English-born American. They all live in the US. And I wasn't
*deliberately* trying to screw your heads up. So FUI.
To muddle things up even more, I have been told off by my source
for miscrediting a certain film role to this heartthrob. I was trying
to be clever, but ack - it backfired on me. 'The Swede' was a film
(and in Hemmingway's short story) character's name. So to those
who guessed (somewhat) correctly, the dodgy heart throb wasn't
Burt Lancaster. I'm sorry, ASGers. Next time - I'll check the details
before posting. All details are correct, except for two words - The
Swede. I'm really, really sorry for upsetting two Burt Lancaster fans
- and for wasting many ASGers' time in musing over 'The Swede'.
AFAIK, Lancaster has never committed these acts against women.
Catty (a film bore who don't think she'll post a BI again....)
xx
Illegitimi non carborundum
Rachel K. Warren
> On 9 Mar 1999 19:23:55 GMT, cc...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (Mary Campbell)
> wrote:
> >What awards show scene-stealer is a flamingly gay trophy boy?
> No idea.
Ricky Martin?
> >What gimmicky '98 movie originally had characters sporting Nazi
> >armbands, which had to be digitally altered at great expense when
> >test audiences found it unsettling?
> Hm...it has to be Anima - a weird, weird film.
Was Starship Troopers made in '98? The characters seemed to be all but
sporting the nazi symbol on their clothes.
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Terry Hicks
>
May I clarify a bit more? The heart throb is
> an American. Three actresses - (in order) Canadian, American and
> English-born American. They all live in the US. And I wasn't
> *deliberately* trying to screw your heads up. So FUI.
>
> To muddle things up even more, I have been told off by my source
> for miscrediting a certain film role to this heartthrob. I was trying
> to be clever, but ack - it backfired on me. 'The Swede' was a film
> (and in Hemmingway's short story) character's name. So to those
> who guessed (somewhat) correctly, the dodgy heart throb wasn't
> Burt Lancaster. I'm sorry, ASGers. Next time - I'll check the details
> before posting. All details are correct, except for two words - The
> Swede. I'm really, really sorry for upsetting two Burt Lancaster fans
> - and for wasting many ASGers' time in musing over 'The Swede'.
Two guesses (and I suck at blind items, so they're probably both lame.
But...
1. For some reason, I really like Donald Sutherland for this one. Yes,
it's a stretch, I know. He's no legendary heartthrob, but he did make
"Casanova," and they don't come any more legendary than that. Also, he's
Canadian, not American, but it's possible that Catty doesn't know that.
Now, as for the women, I nominate Julie Christie for the Brit. Remember
all the stories about Nick Roeg making her fuck Sutherland for real in
"Don't Look Now," and her cracking up afterward? For the Canadian, maybe
Kate Nelligan in that WW II thing. (Wishful thinking, perhaps; I've
always wanted to see that bitch roughed up a little.) And as for the
British-born American...not a fuckin' clue.
2. How about Warren Beatty? ("Legendary heartthrob" damn sure works for
him.) The Brit would, again, be Julie Christie (poor thing). The
Canadian? No idea. Has he ever done anything with Genevieve Bujold? But
the British-born American could be...wait for it...none other than
Elizabeth Taylor, in "The Only Game in Town." (That's the late-sixties
"Leaving Las Vegas" prequel in which Liz asks him to carry her into the
bedroom, and he 'bout buckles under all that avoirdupois.)
3. Okay, I know I said two. But does Tony Curtis work?
Mer
Terry Allan Hicks <tandn...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in article
<7cb6hs$1...@bgtnsc01.worldnet.att.net>...
Terry Allan Hicks
>Yeh, I agree, but who's Sean?
O'Casey. Legendary Irish drinker. Oh, and poet. Or playwright. Or something.
PRINCESSPK
writes:
>Yeh, I agree, but who's Sean?
^^^^^^^^^^PINKing shear snippage^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Connery, precious!
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Pink Wishes
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michael
>In article <36e9da0a....@news.demon.co.uk>,
>ka...@zen-centaur.demon.co.uk wrote:
>>
>> Thank you, Imogen(!) May I clarify a bit more? The heart throb is
>> English-born American. They all live in the US. And I wasn't
>> *deliberately* trying to screw your heads up. So FUI.
>>
>> To muddle things up even more, I have been told off by my source
>> for miscrediting a certain film role to this heartthrob. I was trying
>> to be clever, but ack - it backfired on me. 'The Swede' was a film
>> (and in Hemmingway's short story) character's name. So to those
>> who guessed (somewhat) correctly, the dodgy heart throb wasn't
>> Burt Lancaster. I'm sorry, ASGers. Next time - I'll check the details
>> before posting. All details are correct, except for two words - The
>> Swede. I'm really, really sorry for upsetting two Burt Lancaster fans
>> - and for wasting many ASGers' time in musing over 'The Swede'.
>>
Didn't he beat up on Margot Kidder on a film they did in Mexico, I'm sure
I read about this in the late'80's or early '90's.
Mary Campbell
Imogen (imo...@removezearthlink.net) writes:
> In article <7c8tpl$k...@freenet-news.carleton.ca>, cc...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA
>
> Mary, in typical Catty fashion, I think she's deliberately trying to muddle
> us up.
Isn't that just like her ... and that "swede" business, too.
>> This legendary heart throb is a known violent male chauvinist. Proof?
Ok, it's Jack Nicholson.
>>1. During the argument over feminism, he got
>> into a real brawl with the 70s directors' favourite gutsy actress on
>> the set, giving her two broken front teeth.
If the actor is Nicholson, then this is Ellen Burstyn on the set of THE
KING OF MARVIN GARDENS.
>>2. The actor was sacked from
>> a film project immediately after punching the actress/producer in the
>> face during [an] argument over her political beliefs.
Streisand? or Fonda? Was the film project ROLLOVER?
>>3. After a teenaged
>> actress refused to obey her then-husband's order to leave a certain
>> party, the swede grabbed a handful of her hair and dragged her out of
>> the house, shoving her toward her husband's car. He told the
>> bewildered husband, "Remember - actions speak louder than words.
>> That's the only language women understand." This now legendary
>> actress - soon to be a Dame - still haven't forgiven the actor and to
>> this day, steadily refuse to acknowledge his existence.
You'd think there'd be enough clues here to name the actress but I'm
stumped. It's not Glenda Jackson -- she's too old (in that she's as old
as Nicholson -- I don't see how their paths could have crossed when
they were in their teens).
Catty
(michael) wrote:
>>>
>>> AFAIK, Lancaster has never committed these acts against women.
>
>Didn't he beat up on Margot Kidder on a film they did in Mexico, I'm sure
>I read about this in the late'80's or early '90's.
>
I'd give you the prize, but you got the wrong actor. Right incident,
but wrong actor.
(God, I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who've mistaken him for
the other one. Michael, you'll get your invitation to become our
latest puppy's godfather very soon.)
Catty (a film bore)
xx
Illegitimi non carborundum
Michele317
>>
>
>He's married to Kerry Kennedy, one of Bobby & Ethel's brood.
Yep. But I do know that Cole's kid married *somebody* in that family.
Or maybe it was a Kennedy? >>
kenneth cole's wife is maria (?) cuomo, mario's daughter... is that who you're
thinking of?
Mary Campbell
Catty (Ka...@zen-centaur.demon.co.uk) writes:
> On Sat, 13 Mar 1999 16:40:36 GMT, michael...@nospamhotmail.com
> (michael) wrote:
>
>>>> AFAIK, Lancaster has never committed these acts against women.
>>
>>Didn't he beat up on Margot Kidder on a film they did in Mexico, I'm sure
>>I read about this in the late'80's or early '90's.
>>
> I'd give you the prize, but you got the wrong actor. Right incident,
> but wrong actor.
I'm sure you'll have to give me the guy's initials before I can guess
this, but ... Mel Gibson? (He and Margot were both in MAVERICK in the
early 90's). Or Redford? (who made THE GREAT WALDO PEPPER with Margot a
few years earlier). I can't imagine it's Christopher Reeve! Gibson
seems more likely than Redford to be the woman-bashing chauvinist but
somehow I had the impression that this guy had been in the business longer
than Gibson has.
AntiSp...@webtv.net
Faith Hill. Faith Hill doesn't seem like the bitchy type so my guess
for Musto's blind item (crossover diva) would be Twain.
Give me a lever, a place to stand, and I will move the world.
Papaleonardos
wrote:
>I can only think of two crossover female artists. Shania Twain and
>Faith Hill. Faith Hill doesn't seem like the bitchy type so my guess
>for Musto's blind item (crossover diva) would be Twain.
Courtney Love is also a crossover artist, in that's she's crossed over
from music to film.
Chris