Dancing Naked And Banging Gongs
Richter 7.1
neighborhood in west Austin after receiving a complaint of loud music.
Police saw him through a window naked and playing drums and another man
dancing and clapping.
The other suspect was handcuffed, but not detained."
http://www.newsday.com/ap/rnmpet1k.htm
Wowza
D Lewis
>Police saw him through a window naked and playing drums and another man
>dancing and clapping.
>The other suspect was handcuffed, but not detained."
Joy S.
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Richter 7.1 <shake...@roll.com> wrote in message
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> "Police said they were called to McConaughey's home in an upscale
> neighborhood in west Austin after receiving a complaint of loud music.
> Police saw him through a window naked and playing drums and another man
> dancing and clapping.
> The other suspect was handcuffed, but not detained."
>
> http://www.newsday.com/ap/rnmpet1k.htm
>
> Wowza
>
>
>
Joy S.
> The other suspect was handcuffed, but not detained.>>
Son of a gun that Matthew Mcwhathisface. Would never have taken him for an
S&M kinda guy.
mslinda
>
> The scenario is just too rich. Sorry, couldn't resist.
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> Richter 7.1 <shake...@roll.com> wrote in message
> news:7v2trr$t...@journal.concentric.net...
> > "Police said they were called to McConaughey's home in an upscale
> > neighborhood in west Austin after receiving a complaint of loud music.
> > Police saw him through a window naked and playing drums and another man
> > dancing and clapping.
> >
> >
> > Wowza
> >
Wonder if he was playing "Bang a gong, get it on" by T Rex when they
broke in. ;-)
Linda C.
idontknow
transported, rflol. This is priceless. Matt looks highly amused by the whole
thang ;-)
Casey
Joy S. <peac...@prodigy.net> wrote in message
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> News reports from Austin, TX revealed -
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Superdeegirl
>transported
This is on the web, too. What in the world is "resisting transportation"? I've
heard of resisting arrest. What's RT? They tried to put him in a police car but
he spread his legs to keep from getting put inside? If so, I suppose the police
would have put britches on him before that happened. (Shame, tho, if they did.)
Peep...@webtv.net
Apparently, this is an all-2-common Texas pasttime.
Ref: GW Bush.
Raw hugs,
Janice, wondering if we'll see snaps of a naked, dancing GW *or* a
naked, dancing MMcC first .............. ?!
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Marc Lostracco
superd...@aol.com wrote on 10/26/99 2:04 AM:
> What in the world is "resisting transportation"? I've
> heard of resisting arrest.
It's the same thing.
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Joy S.
*Bang a schlong, get it on*..just that much more fitting.
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mslinda <msl...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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> "Joy S." wrote:
> >
> > The scenario is just too rich. Sorry, couldn't resist.
> >
> > --
> >
> >
> > Richter 7.1 <shake...@roll.com> wrote in message
> > news:7v2trr$t...@journal.concentric.net...
> > > "Police said they were called to McConaughey's home in an upscale
> > > neighborhood in west Austin after receiving a complaint of loud music.
> > > Police saw him through a window naked and playing drums and another
man
> > > dancing and clapping.
> > > The other suspect was handcuffed, but not detained."
> > >
Joy S.
Essentially its just going limp.
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Marc Lostracco <mlost...@home.com> wrote in message
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Her Highness The Pink Princess
<Imo...@removezearthlink.net> writes:
>In article <7v4i8o$40f0$1...@newssvr03-int.news.prodigy.com>, Joy S.
><peac...@prodigy.net> wrote:
>
>> Essentially its just going limp.
>
>
>Hmm, so is Princess going to charge her husband with "resisting
>transportation"?
>
>Imogen ( I could see why he might not want to go there.)
>
Precious, I pray every night for that. Or some sort of *anti* Viagra. You'd
think he's leave a poor, pregnant woman be. I have recurring nightmares about
my delivery, that go along these lines:
The baby is born, and being half me, she is already takling, and half God,
already walking. She goes over to the doctor, shakes his hand and says, "Thank
you, doctor, that was an excellent delivery."
Then to me, "Thank you, mother, I know it was hard to stay off the Boli during
my gestation, but I appreciated the effort, by the way, have you ever even
*heard* of vegetables?"
Then to the prince, pointing her finger at him, and tapping him on the
forehead, with it, to emphasize every word, "I want you to know that this
hurts!"
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Charmayne7
>>transportation"?
>>
>>Imogen ( I could see why he might not want to go there.)
>>
>
>Precious, I pray every night for that. Or some sort of *anti* Viagra. You'd
>think he's leave a poor, pregnant woman be. I have recurring nightmares
>about
>my delivery, that go along these lines:
>
>The baby is born, and being half me, she is already takling, and half God,
>already walking. She goes over to the doctor, shakes his hand and says,
>"Thank
>you, doctor, that was an excellent delivery."
>
>Then to me, "Thank you, mother, I know it was hard to stay off the Boli
>during
>my gestation, but I appreciated the effort, by the way, have you ever even
>*heard* of vegetables?"
>
>Then to the prince, pointing her finger at him, and tapping him on the
>forehead, with it, to emphasize every word, "I want you to know that this
>hurts!"
LOL! Actually, I read a long time ago that sex during pregnancy doesn't
usually harm the fetus, as long as the mother and child are already doing well.
I think the woman's orgasm can cause pleasurable vibrations for the baby, and
the mother's general sense of relaxation afterward, or afterglow, relaxes the
baby, too. Plus, if the mommie is happy, the baby is happy, too, period. But
don't take my word for it. I read this a really long time ago, and I don't
have any personal experience with it, so I could be very wrong.
Charmayne Seven
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Vaniti99
nosy....LOL!!! But, enquiring minds MUST know!
>Precious, I pray every night for that. Or some sort of *anti* Viagra. You'd
>>think he's leave a poor, pregnant woman be. I have recurring nightmares
>>about
>>my delivery, t
*"Never look down on a person, unless you're helping them up"*
*Sharyn*
Her Highness The Pink Princess
charm...@aol.comQQQQQQ (Charmayne7) writes:
>>>Hmm, so is Princess going to charge her husband with "resisting
>>>transportation"?
>>>
>>>Imogen ( I could see why he might not want to go there.)
>>>
>>
>>Precious, I pray every night for that. Or some sort of *anti* Viagra.
>You'd
>>think he's leave a poor, pregnant woman be. I have recurring nightmares
>>about
>>my delivery, that go along these lines:
>>
>>The baby is born, and being half me, she is already takling, and half God,
>>already walking. She goes over to the doctor, shakes his hand and says,
>>"Thank
>>you, doctor, that was an excellent delivery."
>>
>>Then to me, "Thank you, mother, I know it was hard to stay off the Boli
>>during
>>my gestation, but I appreciated the effort, by the way, have you ever even
>>*heard* of vegetables?"
>>
>>Then to the prince, pointing her finger at him, and tapping him on the
>>forehead, with it, to emphasize every word, "I want you to know that this
>>hurts!"
>
>LOL! Actually, I read a long time ago that sex during pregnancy doesn't
>usually harm the fetus, as long as the mother and child are already doing
>well.
> I think the woman's orgasm can
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^PINKing shear snippage^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Orgasm? During sex? How bizarre, dahling. During shopping for jewelry, or
eating Godiva, but during sex? How would that work?
Her Highness The Pink Princess
vani...@aol.comnospamm (Vaniti99) writes:
>The Princess is pregnant? I'm just curious.....is she just joking? o.k i'm
>nosy....LOL!!! But, enquiring minds MUST know!
Yes, dahling. It all happened the night of April 19th, just four days after
Pink Princess Day. Since this will be the second coming, it was only
reasonable that it be a virgin birth, again. This time, however, it will be a
girl, The Missiah, and I am all set to deliver at midnight, on the millennium.
I've had the oddest cravings, yesterday I wanted an apple, even though I've
never had one, outside of a pie, that is. Happily, it passed, the idea of
eating produce is almost worse than shopping off the rack at J. C. Pennys.
kjd
Her Highness The Pink Princess wrote:
Happily, it passed, the idea of
> eating produce is almost worse than shopping off the rack at J. C. Pennys.
>
> Reigning and Deigning
>
> Pink Wishes
> The Princess \^*^*^/
Meaning you can get tailored at Penneys? Hmm, tailored polyester. Yes, it might
catch on...
Brian OConaill
Charmayne7 wrote in message
<19991026154120...@ng-cb1.aol.com>...
I read a long time ago that sex during pregnancy doesn't
>usually harm the fetus, as long as the mother and child are already doing
well.
and
>the mother's general sense of relaxation afterward, or afterglow, relaxes
the
>baby, too. Plus, if the mommie is happy, the baby is happy, too, period.
But
>don't take my word for it. I read this a really long time ago, and I don't
>have any personal experience with it, so I could be very wrong.
How do you know? :-)
Brian
Michael Ritchie
>
> eating Godiva, but during sex? How would that work?
Don't even give it a thought. Godiva during
sex is ever so much more pleasurable.
--M., who also, oddly enough, had pizza during
sex once
Her Highness The Pink Princess
<mrit...@columbus.rr.com> writes:
>Don't even give it a thought. Godiva during
>sex is ever so much more pleasurable.
>
>--M., who also, oddly enough, had pizza during
>sex once
Gee, rather like David, except that he had sex *with* a pizza.
Reigning and Deigning
Pink Wishes
The Princess \^*^*^/
David Migicovsky
<19991027004627...@ngol06.aol.com>...
> In article <381644F6...@columbus.rr.com>, Michael Ritchie
> <mrit...@columbus.rr.com> writes:
>
> >Don't even give it a thought. Godiva during
> >sex is ever so much more pleasurable.
> >
> >--M., who also, oddly enough, had pizza during
> >sex once
>
> Gee, rather like David, except that he had sex *with* a pizza.
>
It was all a dreadful misunderstanding. I said to this guy "I ordered a
medium, not a small" and he misunderstood.
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sweetvenom
"Richter 7.1" <shake...@roll.com> wrote:
> "Police said they were called to McConaughey's home in an upscale
> neighborhood in west Austin after receiving a complaint of loud
music.
> Police saw him through a window naked and playing drums and another
man
> dancing and clapping.
> The other suspect was handcuffed, but not detained."
>
> http://www.newsday.com/ap/rnmpet1k.htm
>
> Wowza
>
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Before you buy.
sweetvenom
"Richter 7.1" <shake...@roll.com> wrote:
> "Police said they were called to McConaughey's home in an upscale
> neighborhood in west Austin after receiving a complaint of loud
music.
> Police saw him through a window naked and playing drums and another
man
> dancing and clapping.
> The other suspect was handcuffed, but not detained."
>
> http://www.newsday.com/ap/rnmpet1k.htm
>
> Wowza
>
called "Dances Naked with Men."
D Lewis
>I heard Kevin Costner's going do make a new movie starring McConaughey
>called "Dances Naked with Men."
1-1/2 hours...
Angie & Dave
Are you planning on taking the drugs?
Angie
Her Highness The Pink Princess wrote in message <19991026164049...@ngol02.aol.com>...
|In article <19991026161919...@ng-fl1.aol.com>,
|vani...@aol.comnospamm (Vaniti99) writes:
|
|>The Princess is pregnant? I'm just curious.....is she just joking? o.k i'm
|>nosy....LOL!!! But, enquiring minds MUST know!
|
|Yes, dahling. It all happened the night of April 19th, just four days after
|Pink Princess Day. Since this will be the second coming, it was only
|reasonable that it be a virgin birth, again. This time, however, it will be a
|girl, The Missiah, and I am all set to deliver at midnight, on the millennium.
|I've had the oddest cravings, yesterday I wanted an apple, even though I've
|never had one, outside of a pie, that is. Happily, it passed, the idea of
|eating produce is almost worse than shopping off the rack at J. C. Pennys.
|
Seth Lobule
wrote:
You can dance naked.
You can bang a gong
BUT YOU CAN'T PICK YOUR FRIENDS BONG.
or something
Seth
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It will if he plays one of the men he dances with
Her Highness The Pink Princess
<I.am....@inetport.com> writes:
>Wow! How perfectly wonderful for you! Congratulations!
>
>Are you planning on taking the drugs?
>
>Angie
Oh, thank you dahling! Drugs? ABSOLUTELY! I'm having a Jewish delivery; they
knock me out at the first labour pain, then wake me when the hairdresser
arrives.
Angie & Dave
Her Highness The Pink Princess wrote in message |
|>
|>Are you planning on taking the drugs?
|>
|>Angie
|
|Oh, thank you dahling! Drugs? ABSOLUTELY! I'm having a Jewish delivery; they
|knock me out at the first labour pain, then wake me when the hairdresser
|arrives.
|
If you play your cards right, you can get a manicure while waiting for the doctor. Then, all you need is a little
make-up and viola! Ready for those photos!
Angie
Her Highness The Pink Princess
<I.am....@inetport.com> writes:
OOOOOOOoooooo, I'm thinking "fanny tuck"! I'm mean since I'm out, anyway...
Reigning and Deigning
(thinking about those bouncing quarters)
David Migicovsky
news:19991029005100...@ngol01.aol.com...
> In article <nE5S3.5111$23.2...@typ11.nn.bcandid.co
> >
> >If you play your cards right, you can get a manicure while waiting for
the
> >doctor. Then, all you need is a little
> >make-up and viola! Ready for those photos!
> >
> >Angie
> >
>
> OOOOOOOoooooo, I'm thinking "fanny tuck"! I'm mean since I'm out,
anyway...
>
Darling, what a groundbreaking event that would be, and a tribute to the
value of NAFTA. I mean, considering your womb is in Illinois and your butt
was last seen in Mexico.
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Her Highness The Pink Princess
writes:
>> OOOOOOOoooooo, I'm thinking "fanny tuck"! I'm mean since I'm out,
>anyway...
>>
>
>Darling, what a groundbreaking event that would be, and a tribute to the
>value of NAFTA. I mean, considering your womb is in Illinois and your butt
>was last seen in Mexico.
>
Believe me, in no small way, am I horrified to know that you are following the
exploits of *my* butt. Your constant fascination with my sacred anatomy is
going to get you into trouble, once the Missiah is born. If she can work
miracles, then anything you eat will turn to salt peter, finally putting an end
to your world infamous, voracious, libedo.
And, FYI, *no* part of me has ever been in a hot place! Ever. Obviously
reports of my wayward butt have been greatly exagerated.
Reigning and Deigning
kir...@austin.rr.com
> "Police said they were called to McConaughey's home in an upscale
> neighborhood in west Austin after receiving a complaint of loud music.
> Police saw him through a window naked and playing drums and another
man
> dancing and clapping.
> The other suspect was handcuffed, but not detained."
Ah, Matthew. Dear, sweet, cute, naked, stoner Matthew. The scary part
is that playing bongos naked at 3am really ain't that unusual in
Austin, though most of the time it's in South Austin (a.k.a. Bubbaville
or Stonerland) as opposed to the high-falutin' Tarrytown area where
McConaughey lives.
Anyhoo ... here's some assorted minutia on the McConaughey case I
figured y'all would be interested in:
--M.M. had spent the earlier part of the night getting drunk at Bob
Popular, which may be THE cheesiest dance club in Austin.
--He was with Cole Hauser, one of his co-stars in (no surprise
here) "Dazed and Confused."
--The bong they were using was pretty small by stoner standards, about
two feet long.
--M.M. and Hauser took two chicks home from Bob Popular, but apparently
they left before the naked bongo pounding commenced.
--His house in Tarrytown (yes, I'd seen it previously -- a friend of
mine lives a few houses down) is surprisingly modest for a millionaire
actor: a '40s-era cottage, about 1500 sq ft (I'd guess) probably worth
$250-300K. (As opposed to the 10,000 sq ft behemoth on Lake Austin
Sandra Bullock has spent the past two years building, or the high-
dollar lofts where Quentin Tarantino and Richard Linklater have pads.)
Yes, you could walk right up and look in the windows if you wanted to.
--Unsurprisingly, McConaughey fled town immediately after he got sprung
from the pen. He's purportedly back in L.A.
Jeff, back in ASG after yet another too-long absence
