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John Stone

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By now many of you have heard that People magazine has declared George
Clooney as the "sexiest man alive". How about for a little fun we
declare the "ugliest and most unsexy" man alive?

A couple of nominations: Rod Stewart (sorry Rod but you are not "sexy",
just homely looking.
Yasar Arafat - who would argue with that choice?

Have fun and don't take it too seriously.

John S.

John Stone

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John V. Goldsmith wrote:
>
> : A couple of nominations: Rod Stewart (sorry Rod but you are not "sexy",

> : just homely looking.
> : Yasar Arafat - who would argue with that choice?
>
> Gene Shalit beats Arafat by a mile.


Yes, good choice, Shalit is just plain "weird" looking.

Terry Hicks

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Bill Slattery wrote:
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> > How about Mick Jagger and Keith Richards, they are pretty ugly even tho I
> > love their music.
>
> Newt Gengrich. Mustn't forget him.

Actually, I think Gingrich (note the spelling) is a fairly attractive
fellow, underneath the many many many layers of fat.

Terry, apparently a latent Republican

Laura Bryannan

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In article <3469AA...@pilot.msu.edu>, John Stone <sto...@pilot.msu.edu> wrote:
> How about for a little fun we
>declare the "ugliest and most unsexy" man alive?

Rowan Atkinson

Hockeymere

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>Subject: Re: Ugliest man alive
>From: John Stone <sto...@pilot.msu.edu>
>Date: Wed, Nov 12, 1997 09:44 EST

Quentin Tarantino <shudder>

Can't Mira Sorvino do better than this?

FMC

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Bill Maher

Donald Trump ("I could have dated Princess Di" my ass)

Camilla Parker Bowles (I'm convinced she used to be a dude!!!)

FMC

Nuey2

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>Subject: Re: Ugliest man alive
>From: Terry Hicks <TandN...@worldnet.att.net>
>Date: Wed, Nov 12, 1997 16:18 EST
>Message-id: <64cgar$m...@bgtnsc03.worldnet.att.net>

Terry --

You haven't seen him in person have you? Even ~if~ the fat was removed he'd
have the definite umm pallor of Pork du Pig. That red-skinned Ned Beatty
soooey type of look? I personally find him revolting -- right down to his
beedy little eyes....


>
>Terry, apparently a latent Republican

There's a cream that will clear that right up....;-)


D.Adams

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Sam Donaldson

John Stone

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Nuey2 wrote:
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> >Subject: Re: Ugliest man alive
> >From: John Stone <sto...@pilot.msu.edu>
> >Date: Wed, Nov 12, 1997 09:44 EST
> >Message-id: <3469C0...@pilot.msu.edu>
> Come on -- you have to include Don King with Gene Shalit. The hair alone would
> put them in the same class....


Ah yes, Don King with what I call that "electric shock hair". It looks
like he stuck his hand on a live wire and it caused his hair to stand
on end. John S.

User807864

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Janet Reno

Susan G. Sharp

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- Alan Dershowitz
- His evil(er) twin Woody Allen
- O. J. "Picture of Dorian Gray" Simpson
- John McLaughlin
- Strom Thurmond (well, half-alive)
- Rush Limbaugh
- Larry Flynt


Susan
Opinions my own


Long Beach Stud

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Lyle Lovett I can't even look at him without an involuntary shudder
(but I sure like his music)


lin...@premenos.com

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Steve Buscemi has to be on the list somewhere.

Linda
ASGTPR#106


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Amy Morrison

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John Stone wrote:
>
> By now many of you have heard that People magazine has declared George
> Clooney as the "sexiest man alive". How about for a little fun we

> declare the "ugliest and most unsexy" man alive?
>
> A couple of nominations: Rod Stewart (sorry Rod but you are not "sexy",
> just homely looking.
> Yasar Arafat - who would argue with that choice?
>
> Have fun and don't take it too seriously.
>
> John S.
Gotta be Howard Stern-- he makes my stomach turn. Ugly, small dick, bad
personality, does nothing good for society.... can there be a more
useless man on the planet?

Terence P Higgins

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From article <19971112202...@ladder02.news.aol.com>, by tw...@aol.com (Twc6):

>>can there be a more useless man on the planet?

> Um... your Dad?

Oh look a Howard Stern fan using AOL, how cute. Plus it gets bonus
point for the oh-so-creative comment. Next thing you it will be
"me-tooing" Hoagie Garonmichaels foot-stomping. There's something we
haven't seen before...
--

joanne rochester

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Laura Bryannan wrote:
>
> In article <3469AA...@pilot.msu.edu>, John Stone <sto...@pilot.msu.edu> wrote:
> > How about for a little fun we
> >declare the "ugliest and most unsexy" man alive?
>
> Rowan Atkinson

No, men with a sense of humor always get bonus points.

jo.

Rick FF

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mel torme

Kathy

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Amy Morrison wrote:
>
> John Stone wrote:
> >
> > By now many of you have heard that People magazine has declared George
> > Clooney as the "sexiest man alive". How about for a little fun we

> > declare the "ugliest and most unsexy" man alive?
> >
> > A couple of nominations: Rod Stewart (sorry Rod but you are not "sexy",
> > just homely looking.
> > Yasar Arafat - who would argue with that choice?
> >
> > Have fun and don't take it too seriously.
> >
> > John S.
> Gotta be Howard Stern-- he makes my stomach turn. Ugly, small dick, bad
> personality, does nothing good for society.... can there be a more

> useless man on the planet?

And the loser...uh, I mean winner...is -- BILLY JOEL!

He was difficult to look at when he was in his "prime". Now that he's
aging badly and approaching Buddhaesque proportions, he must be
shattering mirrors on a daily basis. Butt-ugly, bug-eyed, talent-free,
pretentious fool.

- Kathy, who wonders how Amy knows that Howard Stern *really* has an
ugly, small dick? (Small shlong or no, Howard rocks.)

Erika A. Lockhart

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John Stone wrote:

> By now many of you have heard that People magazine has declared George
> Clooney as the "sexiest man alive". How about for a little fun we
> declare the "ugliest and most unsexy" man alive?
>
> A couple of nominations: Rod Stewart (sorry Rod but you are not "sexy",
> just homely looking.
> Yasar Arafat - who would argue with that choice?
>
> Have fun and don't take it too seriously.
>
> John S.

--
Michael Jackson

Erika Lockhart
San Francisco
http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/fiatgirl

D.Adams

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In article <3469AA...@pilot.msu.edu>, John Stone
<sto...@pilot.msu.edu> wrote:

> By now many of you have heard that People magazine has declared George
> Clooney as the "sexiest man alive". How about for a little fun we
> declare the "ugliest and most unsexy" man alive?
>
> A couple of nominations: Rod Stewart (sorry Rod but you are not "sexy",
> just homely looking.
> Yasar Arafat - who would argue with that choice?
>
> Have fun and don't take it too seriously.
>
> John S.

How about Mick Jagger and Keith Richards, they are pretty ugly even tho I
love their music.

Bill Slattery

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> How about Mick Jagger and Keith Richards, they are pretty ugly even tho I
> love their music.

Newt Gengrich. Mustn't forget him.

Skully919

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><3469AA...@pilot.msu.edu>

>
>By now many of you have heard that People magazine has declared George
>Clooney as the "sexiest man alive". How about for a little fun we
>declare the "ugliest and most unsexy" man alive?
>
>A couple of nominations: Rod Stewart (sorry Rod but you are not "sexy",
>just homely looking.
>Yasar Arafat - who would argue with that choice?
>
>Have fun and don't take it too seriously.
>
>John S.
>
>
>
>
>

Larry King (looks like a bug)
Daniel Day Lewis (Needs to take a bath)
Gretta Van Sustern (Oh yeah, she just looks like a man)
Merle Haggard (looks like a little troll)
Robin Williams (too hairy!!!)

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Paul DG

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On Wed, 12 Nov 1997 08:09:11 -0500, John Stone <sto...@pilot.msu.edu>
wrote:

> How about for a little fun we declare the "ugliest and most unsexy" man alive?


Two words: Matt Drudge.

TKCBAMA1

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How about Ric Okasic, fomer lead singer of The Cars

Sally Waters

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Keith Richard, hands-down. The man actually looks like the REAL picture
of Dorian Grey (that is, the one he kept in the attic), which makes
one wonder just how horrible the Picture Of Keith Richard that HE keeps
in HIS attic must be!

Sally

D.Adams (DAd...@tornado.caps) wrote:
: Sam Donaldson

Grace

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In <64cjpc$7bk...@anthro.nwu.edu> la...@isp.nwu.edu (Laura Bryannan)
writes:
>
>In article <3469AA...@pilot.msu.edu>, John Stone

<sto...@pilot.msu.edu> wrote:
>> How about for a little fun we
>>declare the "ugliest and most unsexy" man alive?
>
>Rowan Atkinson

YES!!! I am so repelled by him, I can't take my eyes off of him.

Hockeymere

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>Subject: Re: Ugliest man alive
>From: wat...@IntNet.net (Sally Waters)
>Date: Wed, Nov 12, 1997 20:29 EST
>Message-id: <346a5...@news.intnet.net>
>
>Keith Richard, hands-down.

I've always thought Keith Richards, and Mick Jagger for that matter, were kind
of sexy looking. In a sort of bull-dog cute/ugly way.

Dennis McLaughlin

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Dive, thoughts, down to my soul -- here la...@isp.nwu.edu (Laura
Bryannan) comes:

>In article <3469AA...@pilot.msu.edu>, John Stone <sto...@pilot.msu.edu> wrote:
>> How about for a little fun we
>>declare the "ugliest and most unsexy" man alive?
>
>Rowan Atkinson

If you consider his appearance in "Black-Adder II" you might be
persuaded otherwise. I think his pretty attractive there in a very
rogueish sort of way... :)
--
[Exit pursued by a Bear]
Dennis McLaughlin
den...@anet-chi.com

-=JR=-

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In article <3469C0...@pilot.msu.edu>, sto...@pilot.msu.edu says...
>
>John V. Goldsmith wrote:
>>
>> : A couple of nominations: Rod Stewart (sorry Rod but you are not "sexy",

>> : just homely looking.
>> : Yasar Arafat - who would argue with that choice?
>>
>> Gene Shalit beats Arafat by a mile.
>
>
>Yes, good choice, Shalit is just plain "weird" looking.

Have you seen a recent photo of Marlon (more like *mountain*) Brando?
Hw is weird ~and~ ugly!

CynW514

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James Woods is sure ugly, but oh girlfriend, he can leave his shoes under my
bed any old time!!! For "ugly and unsexy" it's got to go to Saddam Hussein,
and his brother Gomorrah.

Walker, RATSA Ranger

MacHeath

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>In article <3469AA...@pilot.msu.edu>, John Stone <sto...@pilot.msu.edu> wrote:
> How about for a little fun we declare the "ugliest and most unsexy" man alive?

Bea Arthur

PRINCESSPK

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In article <19971112160...@ladder02.news.aol.com>,
skul...@aol.com (Skully919) writes:

>Robin Williams (too hairy!!!)

Dahling, that is *not* grammatical! "Too" and "hairy" cannot go next to
one another, EVER!


Reigning and Deigning

Pink Wishes
The Princess \**+**/

Maxime Fabulosum!

tee...@webtv.net

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The Unabomber?


mellster

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John Stone <sto...@pilot.msu.edu> wrote in article
<3469AA...@pilot.msu.edu>...


> By now many of you have heard that People magazine has declared George

> Clooney as the "sexiest man alive". How about for a little fun we


> declare the "ugliest and most unsexy" man alive?
>

> A couple of nominations: Rod Stewart (sorry Rod but you are not "sexy",
> just homely looking.
> Yasar Arafat - who would argue with that choice?
>

> Have fun and don't take it too seriously.

Lessee..

Manuel Noriega
Lyle Lovett (I like his music. Some people are better heard, and not seen,
tho')
and, well, I think George Clooney kinda falls into this category, myself.
Personally, I really don't see the attraction, here...

mell...@bealenet.com

Ana Icon

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ric ocasek? No WAY!!

how about the guy on the cover of the times: the one who masterminded the world
trade center bombings...?

maybe it's because i'm jewish, but they don't make em more repulsive than that
one.


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DeeTigress

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>How about Ric Okasic, fomer lead singer of The Cars

Ric is cool! Paulina thinks so - they've benn married forever and she's
gorgeous.

I don't know about ugliest but the man I absolutely could NOT do the wild thing
with under any circumstances has gotta be Gingrich - Eech!!

John Stone

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shan...@ix.netcom.com wrote:
>
> I thought I saw Michael Jackson somewhere in the thread. If not, I vote for
> him 100 times over. (That should at least make in the winner).
>
> --L

>
> John Stone wrote:
>
> > By now many of you have heard that People magazine has declared George
> > Clooney as the "sexiest man alive". How about for a little fun we
> > declare the "ugliest and most unsexy" man alive?
> >
> > A couple of nominations: Rod Stewart (sorry Rod but you are not "sexy",
> > just homely looking.
> > Yasar Arafat - who would argue with that choice?
> >
> > Have fun and don't take it too seriously.
> >
> > John S.


Are we sure that Michael Jackson is a man, he might be a woman or
even more likely not even human. I've refered to him as that
"weird thing".

shan...@ix.netcom.com

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Nuey2

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>Subject: Re: Ugliest man alive
>From: JZA <wes...@visi.com>
>Date: Fri, Nov 14, 1997 20:10 EST
>Message-id: <346CF6...@visi.com>
>
>beebo wrote:
>>
>> I can't believe no one's mentioned Chris Farley -- the ugliest, most unsexy
>> and least talented guy alive. I bet he's always the last to leave a party,
>> too.
>
>DING! DING! DING! WE HAVE A WINNER!
>Ugliest man alive -- Chris Farley
>First runner up -- Michael Jackson

I don't see how you can call Michael Jackson a man. He's the ugliest white
woman I've seen in awhile. And as much as he/she grabs at it's crotch -- I'd
need to see proof of the actual three-piece set before I'd agree....


Terry Hicks

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michelle wrote:

> After seeing the "I'm Afraid of Americans" video the other night, I'm
> going to have to add David Bowie. He may be rich, but time has not been
> kind to him...

It seems to me that he's looking more and more like another inexplicably
admired ruin -- the so-called duke of Windsor -- at about the same age.

> For e-mail respond to MCwright at worldnet dot att dot net
>
> Response to "Age before beauty"
> "Pearls before swine."
>
> --Dorothy Parker
> ASGTP #622

michelle

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Everdean wrote:
>
> > Gotta be Howard Stern-- he makes my stomach turn. Ugly, small dick, bad
> >personality, does nothing good for society.... can there be a more
> >useless man on the planet?
> >
> >
>
> Yes, several:
>
> Larry King: ugly, a convicted criminal and a not a very good interveiwer.
>
> John Tesh: Just strange looking and smug, very smug. YUK!
>
> Woody Allen: Do I really need to elaborate here?
>
> Just give me time, I'm sure I;ll th ink of quite a few other.

After seeing the "I'm Afraid of Americans" video the other night, I'm
going to have to add David Bowie. He may be rich, but time has not been
kind to him...

--

Jennifer O'Briant

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Timothy McVeigh tops my list hands down.

Sharon Wrijil

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Did somebody forget about Prince Charles? And how about that actor
thats dating Laura Dern. Whats his name? Billy Bob?

Font of All Important Info

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On Sat, 15 Nov 1997 18:40:19 GMT, Jack...@fauxaol.com felt compelled
by mysterious forces to say:

>I just recently met the ugliest (and seemed to be one of the nicest)
>man in showbiz.
>
>Jim Varney of Ernest fame.

Ronnie James Dio. man oh man, is that guy fugly.

dez
asgtpr #60a


....a pistol-hot cup of Dez...

"Chef of chicanery, your buns are mine!"
--the Tick

Donna Whitman

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S...@webtv.net (Sharon Wrijil) wrote:

>Did somebody forget about Prince Charles? And how about that actor
>thats dating Laura Dern. Whats his name? Billy Bob?

I saw Prince Charles up close when he and the late Princess Diana
were touring Canada in '83. He certainly not a hunk but he's also not
what I'd call ugly .... ears not withstanding.

Yet Another Steve

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In article <64ksca$s...@chile.earthlink.net>, "Jennifer O'Briant"
<XXXjennif...@msn.com> wrote:

> Timothy McVeigh tops my list hands down.


Anyone ever notice how much McVeigh resembles the 1930s horror-fiction
writer H.P. Lovecraft?

Steve
spooked, but no more than usual

--
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longing to go back to". - Ashleigh Brilliant

MarcusV

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D.Adams wrote:
>
> Sam Donaldson
Good but they really pale besides:

Henry Waxman: he can root up truffles with the best of his breed

Runner up: James Carville: word is that he is an octaloon, that's 1/8
human, 7/8 reptile.

But all insane.

WALTER

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Donald Trump tops my list, what f'ugly bastard!

A.

vp...@imap1.asu.edu

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Jackie Mason. What's with that face job? And that spooky hair? Oookie!


crispy

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Yet Another Steve wrote:

> In article <64ksca$s...@chile.earthlink.net>, "Jennifer O'Briant"
> <XXXjennif...@msn.com> wrote:
>
> > Timothy McVeigh tops my list hands down.
>
>

I thought McVeigh was kindda cute....


Nuey2

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>Subject: Re: Ugliest man alive
>From: ever...@aol.com (Everdean)
>Date: Thu, Nov 20, 1997 16:08 EST
>Message-id: <19971120210...@ladder01.news.aol.com>
>
>Eddie Fisher. I saw a picture of him for the first time in a loooong time
>and
>he's a good candidate for the old "Worst Plastic Surgery" Thread.
>
>Yuk!

Were these the pics that made him look as if his eyelids were pulled back to
his hairline (the one around his arse)? His eyeballs were REALLY out there --
it made me want to go watch a car wreck just to settle my stomach....


Mary Campbell

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Kathy <kath...@ERASE.ix.CAPS.netcom.com.NOW> wrote:
>
>And the loser...uh, I mean winner...is -- BILLY JOEL!

For me it's a tossup between --

David Thewlis (of NAKED, THE ISLAND OF DR MOREAU and SEVEN YEARS IN
TIBET): a good actor and apparently a nice guy, but I can't stand to watch
him -- it's not that just that he's homely, but something in the way
that his lips smack together when he speaks is extremely off-putting ...

and

Brian Linehan (he does celebrity interviews for Canadian TV and has a
weirdly sycophantic, fawning style -- Martin Short used to do a parody of
him on SCTV): this guy looks exactly like an albino chimp.


DeeTigress

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The ugliest man alive has to be Ron Perlman, formerly of Beauty and the Beast
and currently of Alien Resurrection.

PAUL HEMENS

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DeeTigress wrote:
>
> The ugliest man alive has to be Ron Perlman, formerly of Beauty and the Beast
> and currently of Alien Resurrection.

Nahh, it's gotta be Dan Hedaya, the living shag carpet (also of Alien
Resurrection).

Glen Roebuck

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three words Edward James Olmos

PAUL HEMENS wrote in article <348593...@superclub.videotron.com>...

MacHeath

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On Wed, 3 Dec 1997 23:41:38 -0500, "Glen Roebuck"
<groe...@pop-server.columbus.rr.com> wrote:

> three words Edward James Olmos

Bryan Adams
James Woods

What did god create collagen for fer chrissakes?!

andrew

aa...@dial.pipex.com

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On 4 Dec 1997 06:10:21 GMT, ami...@inforamp.net (MacHeath) spewed:

>On Wed, 3 Dec 1997 23:41:38 -0500, "Glen Roebuck"
><groe...@pop-server.columbus.rr.com> wrote:
>
>> three words Edward James Olmos
>
>Bryan Adams
>James Woods

Ray Liotta

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MacHeath <ami...@inforamp.net> writes:

>> three words Edward James Olmos
>
>Bryan Adams
>James Woods
>
>What did god create collagen for fer chrissakes?!
>

.
Brad Pitt and Mel Gibson go out of their way to show
their bad skin along their jaw lines. (Pitt on tv
interviews, anyway). I think Gibson's scars along his
right jaw line are either on his good side, or else he
really likes to show them, because I notice them in
practically everything he ever does.
.
kassa

L.A.W.

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MacHeath <ami...@inforamp.net> wrote in article
<665hgd$g...@news.inforamp.net>...


> On Wed, 3 Dec 1997 23:41:38 -0500, "Glen Roebuck"
> <groe...@pop-server.columbus.rr.com> wrote:
>

> > three words Edward James Olmos
>
> Bryan Adams
> James Woods
>
> What did god create collagen for fer chrissakes?!
>

> andrew
>
>
>

Kris Baker

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"L.A.W." <jl...@sprint.ca> wrote:
>
>Brad Pitt, Keanu Reeves
>

Marie Osmond!

Kris


Zoos Makintosh

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aa...@dial.pipex.com wrote:
>
> On 4 Dec 1997 06:10:21 GMT, ami...@inforamp.net (MacHeath) spewed:
>
> >On Wed, 3 Dec 1997 23:41:38 -0500, "Glen Roebuck"
> ><groe...@pop-server.columbus.rr.com> wrote:
> >
> >> three words Edward James Olmos
> >
> >Bryan Adams
> >James Woods
>
> Ray Liotta

And the winner is...F. Murray Abraham!

Brad Pitt also has some very noticeable facial scars though I don't know
if they're from acne.

Monysmom

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(tie) Tom Waits and Lyle Lovett

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Blooper

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Catty wrote:
>
> aa...@dial.pipex.com wrote:
>
> >On 4 Dec 1997 06:10:21 GMT, ami...@inforamp.net (MacHeath) spewed:
>
> >>On Wed, 3 Dec 1997 23:41:38 -0500, "Glen Roebuck"
> >><groe...@pop-server.columbus.rr.com> wrote:
> >>
> >>> three words Edward James Olmos
> >>
> >>Bryan Adams
> >>James Woods
>
> >Ray Liotta
>
> Brad Pitt
>
> Catty (a film bore)
> xx

Bill Murray

Adrian Pasdar

Web Ster

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Robert Redford
Mahalia Jackson

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Diane

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aa...@dial.pipex.com wrote:
>
> On 4 Dec 1997 06:10:21 GMT, ami...@inforamp.net (MacHeath) spewed:
>
> >On Wed, 3 Dec 1997 23:41:38 -0500, "Glen Roebuck"
> ><groe...@pop-server.columbus.rr.com> wrote:
> >
> >> three words Edward James Olmos
> >
> >Bryan Adams
> >James Woods
>
> Ray Liotta
>
>
How about one of my favorite actors, Tommy Lee Jones. Also, Richard
Crenna.

Diane

Bob Barnett

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Gary Oldman

Catty

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aa...@dial.pipex.com wrote:

>On 4 Dec 1997 06:10:21 GMT, ami...@inforamp.net (MacHeath) spewed:

>>On Wed, 3 Dec 1997 23:41:38 -0500, "Glen Roebuck"
>><groe...@pop-server.columbus.rr.com> wrote:
>>
>>> three words Edward James Olmos
>>
>>Bryan Adams
>>James Woods

>Ray Liotta

Brad Pitt

Suzanne900

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>"L.A.W." <jl...@sprint.ca> wrote:
>>
>>Brad Pitt, Keanu Reeves
>>
>
>Marie Osmond!

Connie Selleca has the worst skin I've ever seen. Does she still count as a
celebrity?

Stephen Gilliard

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On Thu, 4 DEC 97 13:57:41 -0500, ka...@delphi.com wrote:

>MacHeath <ami...@inforamp.net> writes:
>
>>> three words Edward James Olmos
>>
>>Bryan Adams
>>James Woods
>>

>>What did god create collagen for fer chrissakes?!
>>
>

>.
>Brad Pitt and Mel Gibson go out of their way to show
>their bad skin along their jaw lines. (Pitt on tv
>interviews, anyway). I think Gibson's scars along his
>right jaw line are either on his good side, or else he
>really likes to show them, because I notice them in
>practically everything he ever does.
>.
>kassa

Take a real close look at Robert Redford's face.

Pretty at a distance, close up........

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On Fri, 05 Dec 1997 02:32:23 GMT, ca...@zen-centaur.demon.co.uk (Catty
) felt compelled by mysterious forces to say:

>aa...@dial.pipex.com wrote:
>
>>On 4 Dec 1997 06:10:21 GMT, ami...@inforamp.net (MacHeath) spewed:
>
>>>On Wed, 3 Dec 1997 23:41:38 -0500, "Glen Roebuck"
>>><groe...@pop-server.columbus.rr.com> wrote:
>>>

>>>> three words Edward James Olmos
>>>
>>>Bryan Adams
>>>James Woods
>

>>Ray Liotta
>

Michael Stipe has pretty bad skin. so much so that in one of the
promo pictures from R.E.M.'s early career, his face was airbrushed
(DLO owners know which one i'm talking about, hee hee).

dez
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Camille

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Robert Davi from the Bond movie and Profiler (?)

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in <348796fb...@nntp.ix.netcom.com>,


Font of All Important Info <dez...@ix.netcom.com> said:
>
> Michael Stipe has pretty bad skin. so much so that in one of the
> promo pictures from R.E.M.'s early career, his face was airbrushed
> (DLO owners know which one i'm talking about, hee hee).

Is that what the "THEY AIRBRUSHED MY FACE" refers to in the "Eponymous"
liner notes? I always though that picture made him look a little too
pretty, IYKWIM

Decide yourself,
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>>"L.A.W." <jl...@sprint.ca> wrote:
>>>
>>>Brad Pitt, Keanu Reeves
>>>
>>
>>Marie Osmond!
>
>

Add Judith "Who's the Boss" Light to that list...since she's currently beeing
seen on tv hawking that miracle acne stuff.

Harry Tran

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Add Mitzi Gaynor to the list. I knew a fellow who use to chauffer her
in Hawaii during the filming of South Pacific, who said that without
makeup, her face was pitted.

dar

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In article <667dah$r...@drn.zippo.com>, Kate wrote:


> Elizabeth Montgomery

It hardly counts when you're decomposing.

dar

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must...
play...
tennis...
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Amy Morrison

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Ron Mansolino wrote:
>
> 908.0.nnrp-...@news.demon.co.uk> <348796fb...@nntp.ix.netcom.com>
> Organization: the Restroom at the End of the Universe
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>
> in <348796fb...@nntp.ix.netcom.com>,
> Font of All Important Info <dez...@ix.netcom.com> said:
> >
> > Michael Stipe has pretty bad skin. so much so that in one of the
> > promo pictures from R.E.M.'s early career, his face was airbrushed
> > (DLO owners know which one i'm talking about, hee hee).
>
> Is that what the "THEY AIRBRUSHED MY FACE" refers to in the "Eponymous"
> liner notes? I always though that picture made him look a little too
> pretty, IYKWIM
>
> Decide yourself,

Actually that was a high school picture of his in which he was heavily
airbrushed, not an R.E.M. promo picture.


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Martin Fry of ABC.


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ka...@delphi.com

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Stephen Gilliard <gill...@bigfoot.com> writes:

>Take a real close look at Robert Redford's face.
>
>Pretty at a distance, close up........
>

.
No kiddding -- I saw Havana, and it was not a pretty sight.
.
kassa (always a Newman kinda gal anyway)

Bob Barnett

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Lassie

poulter

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Catty wrote:
>
> WebS...@webtv.net (Web Ster) wrote:
>
> >Robert Redford
>
> I always thought it was old age that did that to his skin
> these days. I didn't noticed the state of his skin in his early
> films. Was I that blind and gullible?

>
> Catty (a film bore)
> xx

neither Catty...we were both just young and he was very very
cute... and back when we were young (and you are younger than
me I know) we didn't notice up close flaws...film back
then had a magic that today's realism has stripped away...
no I'm not talking about old black and white stuff though
god knows that had all kinds of charm too...but just that
in those days (before good plastic surgery, or digital
touch ups) actors still looked like human beings.....almost.

Carolyn

Melora Foy

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: >> three words Edward James Olmos

Leechboy

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The actor to end all acne scarring debates - Robert Davi (Profiler)

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On 5 Dec 1997 08:26:44 GMT, r...@quit.netaxs.com (Ron Mansolino) felt

compelled by mysterious forces to say:

>908.0.nnrp-...@news.demon.co.uk> <348796fb...@nntp.ix.netcom.com>


>Organization: the Restroom at the End of the Universe
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>
>in <348796fb...@nntp.ix.netcom.com>,
> Font of All Important Info <dez...@ix.netcom.com> said:
>>
>> Michael Stipe has pretty bad skin. so much so that in one of the
>> promo pictures from R.E.M.'s early career, his face was airbrushed
>> (DLO owners know which one i'm talking about, hee hee).
>
>Is that what the "THEY AIRBRUSHED MY FACE" refers to in the "Eponymous"
>liner notes? I always though that picture made him look a little too
>pretty, IYKWIM

Amy's right, i'm thinking of the Eponymous pic. i always screw that
up. especially late at night when i haven't slept in days, heh. ;)

but i've seen him up close and personal. lovely man, albeit pitted.
has a nice grip, hee hee...

>Decide yourself,

radio's gonna stay. or heel. or maybe just sit.

dez
asgtpr #60a
still a big R.E.M. fan, but not a fanatic

Roaring 20's

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In article <19971204235...@ladder02.news.aol.com>,

mony...@aol.com (Monysmom) wrote:
>
> (tie) Tom Waits and Lyle Lovett
>
> Monysmom

What in the HELL did Julia Roberts see in Lyle Lovett? i can't believe
she was attracted to him. also, i think Abe Vigoda (Barney Miller) is
pretty ugly.

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Harvey Keitel, Kevin Spacey, Tommy Lee Jones.

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Jude

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Steven Tyler/Mick Jagger/George Clooney
-----------------------------------------

LisaLatte

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Pete Postlewait
Lyle Lovett
F. Murray Abraham
and......

Ohhhh, and remember that guy back in the sixties who looked like a pig....nose
and all?
He was in a couple Star Treks, and I think he was in Bonnie and Clyde too.

What was his name?????


stev...@earthlink.net

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Was that Michael J. Pollard?

LisaLatte wrote in message
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CarolJude

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> >What was his name?????


The one and only. Separated at birth from Quentin Tarrantino, seemingly.

Please add to the list Clint Howard (also in a Star Trek, and as much a
mishkite as a child as he is as a grown-up!) and Steven King.

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Jude wrote:

>
>Steven Tyler/Mick Jagger/George Clooney
>---------------------------------------

George Clooney??? Bite your tongue!

Monysmom


Kris Baker

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CarolJude <ludw...@sprintmail.com> wrote:

>Please add to the list Clint Howard (also in a Star Trek, and
>as much a mishkite as a child as he is as a grown-up!) and
>Steven King.

Definitely, Carol.

Ever wonder how Stephen King gets the inspiration for his
scary stories?

He looks in the mirror.

Kris


Tencza

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Subject: Re: Ugliest man alive
From: JDK...@prodigy.com (Kris Baker)

CarolJude <ludw...@sprintmail.com> wrote:

>Please add to the list Clint Howard (also in a Star Trek, and
>as much a mishkite as a child as he is as a grown-up!) and
>Steven King.

Definitely, Carol.

I agree he is scary looking. I think maybe Mrs. Howard stood a little too
close to the microwave when she was carrying Clint. Heard the Dr. assisting
his birth went blind!

cen0...@centuryinter.net

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ami...@inforamp.net (MacHeath) wrote:

>On Wed, 3 Dec 1997 23:41:38 -0500, "Glen Roebuck"
><groe...@pop-server.columbus.rr.com> wrote:

>> three words Edward James Olmos

>Bryan Adams
>James Woods

>What did god create collagen for fer chrissakes?!

>andrew


Richard Burton.

Mike Rice


MacHeath

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On Sun, 07 Dec 1997 05:50:59 GMT, cen0...@centuryinter.net wrote:
>Richard Burton.
>
>Mike Rice
>

But Thicks told me you had a lovely complexion.
And a good right hook too!

andrew


Robin

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LisaLatte wrote:
>
> Pete Postlewait
> Lyle Lovett
> F. Murray Abraham
> and......
>
> Ohhhh, and remember that guy back in the sixties who looked like a pig....nose
> and all?
> He was in a couple Star Treks, and I think he was in Bonnie and Clyde too.
>
> What was his name?????

Michael J. Pollard? (Lately seen trying in vain to erase Mastercards)

(Left Blank)

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Jimmy Dean
Ronald McDonald
Carl Karcher
Teenagers on Fast Food Commercials


mjdev

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Can't remember the actor who complained having to romantically play
opposite Glenda Jackson and her very bad complexion. I think it was one
of her oscar roles.

Marcie

LisaLatte

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LisaLatte wrote in message
<19971206204...@ladder02.news.aol.com>...

>Ohhhh, and remember that guy back in the sixties who looked like a


pig....nose
>and all?
>He was in a couple Star Treks, and I think he was in Bonnie and Clyde
too.
>>What was his name?????

<<Subject: Re: Ugliest man alive
From: <stev...@earthlink.net>
Date: Sat, Dec 6, 1997 3:48 PM
Message-id: <66cktr$1...@suriname.earthlink.net>

Was that Michael J. Pollard?
>>>

BINGO! That's the *oink* I was thinking of....thanks

lisalatte


Catty

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lisa...@aol.com (LisaLatte) wrote:


>Ohhhh, and remember that guy back in the sixties who looked like a pig....nose
>and all?
>He was in a couple Star Treks, and I think he was in Bonnie and Clyde too.

>What was his name?????

Michael J. Polland.

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