A couple of nominations: Rod Stewart (sorry Rod but you are not "sexy",
just homely looking.
Yasar Arafat - who would argue with that choice?
Have fun and don't take it too seriously.
John S.
Yes, good choice, Shalit is just plain "weird" looking.
Actually, I think Gingrich (note the spelling) is a fairly attractive
fellow, underneath the many many many layers of fat.
Terry, apparently a latent Republican
Rowan Atkinson
Quentin Tarantino <shudder>
Can't Mira Sorvino do better than this?
Donald Trump ("I could have dated Princess Di" my ass)
Camilla Parker Bowles (I'm convinced she used to be a dude!!!)
FMC
Terry --
You haven't seen him in person have you? Even ~if~ the fat was removed he'd
have the definite umm pallor of Pork du Pig. That red-skinned Ned Beatty
soooey type of look? I personally find him revolting -- right down to his
beedy little eyes....
>
>Terry, apparently a latent Republican
There's a cream that will clear that right up....;-)
Ah yes, Don King with what I call that "electric shock hair". It looks
like he stuck his hand on a live wire and it caused his hair to stand
on end. John S.
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> Um... your Dad?
Oh look a Howard Stern fan using AOL, how cute. Plus it gets bonus
point for the oh-so-creative comment. Next thing you it will be
"me-tooing" Hoagie Garonmichaels foot-stomping. There's something we
haven't seen before...
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jo.
And the loser...uh, I mean winner...is -- BILLY JOEL!
He was difficult to look at when he was in his "prime". Now that he's
aging badly and approaching Buddhaesque proportions, he must be
shattering mirrors on a daily basis. Butt-ugly, bug-eyed, talent-free,
pretentious fool.
- Kathy, who wonders how Amy knows that Howard Stern *really* has an
ugly, small dick? (Small shlong or no, Howard rocks.)
John Stone wrote:
> By now many of you have heard that People magazine has declared George
> Clooney as the "sexiest man alive". How about for a little fun we
> declare the "ugliest and most unsexy" man alive?
>
> A couple of nominations: Rod Stewart (sorry Rod but you are not "sexy",
> just homely looking.
> Yasar Arafat - who would argue with that choice?
>
> Have fun and don't take it too seriously.
>
> John S.
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> By now many of you have heard that People magazine has declared George
> Clooney as the "sexiest man alive". How about for a little fun we
> declare the "ugliest and most unsexy" man alive?
>
> A couple of nominations: Rod Stewart (sorry Rod but you are not "sexy",
> just homely looking.
> Yasar Arafat - who would argue with that choice?
>
> Have fun and don't take it too seriously.
>
> John S.
How about Mick Jagger and Keith Richards, they are pretty ugly even tho I
love their music.
Newt Gengrich. Mustn't forget him.
Larry King (looks like a bug)
Daniel Day Lewis (Needs to take a bath)
Gretta Van Sustern (Oh yeah, she just looks like a man)
Merle Haggard (looks like a little troll)
Robin Williams (too hairy!!!)
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> How about for a little fun we declare the "ugliest and most unsexy" man alive?
Two words: Matt Drudge.
Sally
D.Adams (DAd...@tornado.caps) wrote:
: Sam Donaldson
YES!!! I am so repelled by him, I can't take my eyes off of him.
I've always thought Keith Richards, and Mick Jagger for that matter, were kind
of sexy looking. In a sort of bull-dog cute/ugly way.
>In article <3469AA...@pilot.msu.edu>, John Stone <sto...@pilot.msu.edu> wrote:
>> How about for a little fun we
>>declare the "ugliest and most unsexy" man alive?
>
>Rowan Atkinson
If you consider his appearance in "Black-Adder II" you might be
persuaded otherwise. I think his pretty attractive there in a very
rogueish sort of way... :)
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Have you seen a recent photo of Marlon (more like *mountain*) Brando?
Hw is weird ~and~ ugly!
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Bea Arthur
>Robin Williams (too hairy!!!)
Dahling, that is *not* grammatical! "Too" and "hairy" cannot go next to
one another, EVER!
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John Stone <sto...@pilot.msu.edu> wrote in article
<3469AA...@pilot.msu.edu>...
> By now many of you have heard that People magazine has declared George
> Clooney as the "sexiest man alive". How about for a little fun we
> declare the "ugliest and most unsexy" man alive?
>
> A couple of nominations: Rod Stewart (sorry Rod but you are not "sexy",
> just homely looking.
> Yasar Arafat - who would argue with that choice?
>
> Have fun and don't take it too seriously.
Lessee..
Manuel Noriega
Lyle Lovett (I like his music. Some people are better heard, and not seen,
tho')
and, well, I think George Clooney kinda falls into this category, myself.
Personally, I really don't see the attraction, here...
how about the guy on the cover of the times: the one who masterminded the world
trade center bombings...?
maybe it's because i'm jewish, but they don't make em more repulsive than that
one.
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Ric is cool! Paulina thinks so - they've benn married forever and she's
gorgeous.
I don't know about ugliest but the man I absolutely could NOT do the wild thing
with under any circumstances has gotta be Gingrich - Eech!!
Are we sure that Michael Jackson is a man, he might be a woman or
even more likely not even human. I've refered to him as that
"weird thing".
I don't see how you can call Michael Jackson a man. He's the ugliest white
woman I've seen in awhile. And as much as he/she grabs at it's crotch -- I'd
need to see proof of the actual three-piece set before I'd agree....
> After seeing the "I'm Afraid of Americans" video the other night, I'm
> going to have to add David Bowie. He may be rich, but time has not been
> kind to him...
It seems to me that he's looking more and more like another inexplicably
admired ruin -- the so-called duke of Windsor -- at about the same age.
> For e-mail respond to MCwright at worldnet dot att dot net
>
> Response to "Age before beauty"
> "Pearls before swine."
>
> --Dorothy Parker
> ASGTP #622
After seeing the "I'm Afraid of Americans" video the other night, I'm
going to have to add David Bowie. He may be rich, but time has not been
kind to him...
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>I just recently met the ugliest (and seemed to be one of the nicest)
>man in showbiz.
>
>Jim Varney of Ernest fame.
Ronnie James Dio. man oh man, is that guy fugly.
dez
asgtpr #60a
....a pistol-hot cup of Dez...
"Chef of chicanery, your buns are mine!"
--the Tick
>Did somebody forget about Prince Charles? And how about that actor
>thats dating Laura Dern. Whats his name? Billy Bob?
I saw Prince Charles up close when he and the late Princess Diana
were touring Canada in '83. He certainly not a hunk but he's also not
what I'd call ugly .... ears not withstanding.
> Timothy McVeigh tops my list hands down.
Anyone ever notice how much McVeigh resembles the 1930s horror-fiction
writer H.P. Lovecraft?
Steve
spooked, but no more than usual
--
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longing to go back to". - Ashleigh Brilliant
Henry Waxman: he can root up truffles with the best of his breed
Runner up: James Carville: word is that he is an octaloon, that's 1/8
human, 7/8 reptile.
But all insane.
A.
Jackie Mason. What's with that face job? And that spooky hair? Oookie!
Yet Another Steve wrote:
> In article <64ksca$s...@chile.earthlink.net>, "Jennifer O'Briant"
> <XXXjennif...@msn.com> wrote:
>
> > Timothy McVeigh tops my list hands down.
>
>
I thought McVeigh was kindda cute....
Were these the pics that made him look as if his eyelids were pulled back to
his hairline (the one around his arse)? His eyeballs were REALLY out there --
it made me want to go watch a car wreck just to settle my stomach....
Kathy <kath...@ERASE.ix.CAPS.netcom.com.NOW> wrote:
>
>And the loser...uh, I mean winner...is -- BILLY JOEL!
For me it's a tossup between --
David Thewlis (of NAKED, THE ISLAND OF DR MOREAU and SEVEN YEARS IN
TIBET): a good actor and apparently a nice guy, but I can't stand to watch
him -- it's not that just that he's homely, but something in the way
that his lips smack together when he speaks is extremely off-putting ...
and
Brian Linehan (he does celebrity interviews for Canadian TV and has a
weirdly sycophantic, fawning style -- Martin Short used to do a parody of
him on SCTV): this guy looks exactly like an albino chimp.
Nahh, it's gotta be Dan Hedaya, the living shag carpet (also of Alien
Resurrection).
> three words Edward James Olmos
Bryan Adams
James Woods
What did god create collagen for fer chrissakes?!
andrew
>On Wed, 3 Dec 1997 23:41:38 -0500, "Glen Roebuck"
><groe...@pop-server.columbus.rr.com> wrote:
>
>> three words Edward James Olmos
>
>Bryan Adams
>James Woods
Ray Liotta
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MacHeath <ami...@inforamp.net> wrote in article
<665hgd$g...@news.inforamp.net>...
> On Wed, 3 Dec 1997 23:41:38 -0500, "Glen Roebuck"
> <groe...@pop-server.columbus.rr.com> wrote:
>
> > three words Edward James Olmos
>
> Bryan Adams
> James Woods
>
> What did god create collagen for fer chrissakes?!
>
> andrew
>
>
>
And the winner is...F. Murray Abraham!
Brad Pitt also has some very noticeable facial scars though I don't know
if they're from acne.
Monysmom
Bill Murray
Adrian Pasdar
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Diane
>On 4 Dec 1997 06:10:21 GMT, ami...@inforamp.net (MacHeath) spewed:
>>On Wed, 3 Dec 1997 23:41:38 -0500, "Glen Roebuck"
>><groe...@pop-server.columbus.rr.com> wrote:
>>
>>> three words Edward James Olmos
>>
>>Bryan Adams
>>James Woods
>Ray Liotta
Brad Pitt
Connie Selleca has the worst skin I've ever seen. Does she still count as a
celebrity?
>MacHeath <ami...@inforamp.net> writes:
>
>>> three words Edward James Olmos
>>
>>Bryan Adams
>>James Woods
>>
>>What did god create collagen for fer chrissakes?!
>>
>
>.
>Brad Pitt and Mel Gibson go out of their way to show
>their bad skin along their jaw lines. (Pitt on tv
>interviews, anyway). I think Gibson's scars along his
>right jaw line are either on his good side, or else he
>really likes to show them, because I notice them in
>practically everything he ever does.
>.
>kassa
Take a real close look at Robert Redford's face.
Pretty at a distance, close up........
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>aa...@dial.pipex.com wrote:
>
>>On 4 Dec 1997 06:10:21 GMT, ami...@inforamp.net (MacHeath) spewed:
>
>>>On Wed, 3 Dec 1997 23:41:38 -0500, "Glen Roebuck"
>>><groe...@pop-server.columbus.rr.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> three words Edward James Olmos
>>>
>>>Bryan Adams
>>>James Woods
>
>>Ray Liotta
>
Michael Stipe has pretty bad skin. so much so that in one of the
promo pictures from R.E.M.'s early career, his face was airbrushed
(DLO owners know which one i'm talking about, hee hee).
dez
asgtpr #60a
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in <348796fb...@nntp.ix.netcom.com>,
Font of All Important Info <dez...@ix.netcom.com> said:
>
> Michael Stipe has pretty bad skin. so much so that in one of the
> promo pictures from R.E.M.'s early career, his face was airbrushed
> (DLO owners know which one i'm talking about, hee hee).
Is that what the "THEY AIRBRUSHED MY FACE" refers to in the "Eponymous"
liner notes? I always though that picture made him look a little too
pretty, IYKWIM
Decide yourself,
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Add Judith "Who's the Boss" Light to that list...since she's currently beeing
seen on tv hawking that miracle acne stuff.
Add Mitzi Gaynor to the list. I knew a fellow who use to chauffer her
in Hawaii during the filming of South Pacific, who said that without
makeup, her face was pitted.
> Elizabeth Montgomery
It hardly counts when you're decomposing.
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Actually that was a high school picture of his in which he was heavily
airbrushed, not an R.E.M. promo picture.
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neither Catty...we were both just young and he was very very
cute... and back when we were young (and you are younger than
me I know) we didn't notice up close flaws...film back
then had a magic that today's realism has stripped away...
no I'm not talking about old black and white stuff though
god knows that had all kinds of charm too...but just that
in those days (before good plastic surgery, or digital
touch ups) actors still looked like human beings.....almost.
Carolyn
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>in <348796fb...@nntp.ix.netcom.com>,
> Font of All Important Info <dez...@ix.netcom.com> said:
>>
>> Michael Stipe has pretty bad skin. so much so that in one of the
>> promo pictures from R.E.M.'s early career, his face was airbrushed
>> (DLO owners know which one i'm talking about, hee hee).
>
>Is that what the "THEY AIRBRUSHED MY FACE" refers to in the "Eponymous"
>liner notes? I always though that picture made him look a little too
>pretty, IYKWIM
Amy's right, i'm thinking of the Eponymous pic. i always screw that
up. especially late at night when i haven't slept in days, heh. ;)
but i've seen him up close and personal. lovely man, albeit pitted.
has a nice grip, hee hee...
>Decide yourself,
radio's gonna stay. or heel. or maybe just sit.
dez
asgtpr #60a
still a big R.E.M. fan, but not a fanatic
What in the HELL did Julia Roberts see in Lyle Lovett? i can't believe
she was attracted to him. also, i think Abe Vigoda (Barney Miller) is
pretty ugly.
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Ohhhh, and remember that guy back in the sixties who looked like a pig....nose
and all?
He was in a couple Star Treks, and I think he was in Bonnie and Clyde too.
What was his name?????
> >What was his name?????
The one and only. Separated at birth from Quentin Tarrantino, seemingly.
Please add to the list Clint Howard (also in a Star Trek, and as much a
mishkite as a child as he is as a grown-up!) and Steven King.
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>Steven Tyler/Mick Jagger/George Clooney
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>Please add to the list Clint Howard (also in a Star Trek, and
>as much a mishkite as a child as he is as a grown-up!) and
>Steven King.
Definitely, Carol.
Ever wonder how Stephen King gets the inspiration for his
scary stories?
He looks in the mirror.
Kris
CarolJude <ludw...@sprintmail.com> wrote:
>Please add to the list Clint Howard (also in a Star Trek, and
>as much a mishkite as a child as he is as a grown-up!) and
>Steven King.
Definitely, Carol.
I agree he is scary looking. I think maybe Mrs. Howard stood a little too
close to the microwave when she was carrying Clint. Heard the Dr. assisting
his birth went blind!
>On Wed, 3 Dec 1997 23:41:38 -0500, "Glen Roebuck"
><groe...@pop-server.columbus.rr.com> wrote:
>> three words Edward James Olmos
>Bryan Adams
>James Woods
>What did god create collagen for fer chrissakes?!
>andrew
Richard Burton.
Mike Rice
But Thicks told me you had a lovely complexion.
And a good right hook too!
andrew
Michael J. Pollard? (Lately seen trying in vain to erase Mastercards)
Can't remember the actor who complained having to romantically play
opposite Glenda Jackson and her very bad complexion. I think it was one
of her oscar roles.
Marcie
>Ohhhh, and remember that guy back in the sixties who looked like a
pig....nose
>and all?
>He was in a couple Star Treks, and I think he was in Bonnie and Clyde
too.
>>What was his name?????
<<Subject: Re: Ugliest man alive
From: <stev...@earthlink.net>
Date: Sat, Dec 6, 1997 3:48 PM
Message-id: <66cktr$1...@suriname.earthlink.net>
Was that Michael J. Pollard?
>>>
BINGO! That's the *oink* I was thinking of....thanks
lisalatte
>Ohhhh, and remember that guy back in the sixties who looked like a pig....nose
>and all?
>He was in a couple Star Treks, and I think he was in Bonnie and Clyde too.
>What was his name?????
Michael J. Polland.