{ASSM} Free Babes on Cam {Gamera} (Dr Seuss, spam-satire)

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What follows is a work of fiction based on things
completely made up by the fevered mind of the writer. It
is a sex story meaning that it includes descriptions of sex
acts and so you should most likely not be reading it,
especially if doing so will result in prison, spankings,
restrictions of privileges, or excessive numbers of "Hail
Marys." Happy Birthday, Dr. Seuss!

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international convention and copyright law. The use of
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this story by both ASSTR and Google is understood and
encouraged. Come-ons for penis enlargement systems and
hair replacements can be sent to the address below, where
they will be deleted without being opened. The occasional
piece of fanmail will not be deleted, but instead, will be
read, answered, and saved forever.

Thank You and Good Day,
Kenny N Gamera
turtle...@hotmail.com

www.asstr.org/~Gamera
ftp://ftp.asstr.org/pub/Authors/Gamera

Free Babes on Cam
by
Kenny N Gamera

<loading e-mail reader>

"You have spam.
"You have spam.
"From Spam-I-Am

That Spam-I-Am
That Spam-I-Am
I do not like that Spam-I-Am

"Do you like free babes on cam?"

I do not like them, Spam-I-Am
I do not like free babes on cam

"Would you like them clothed or bare?"

I would not like them clothed or bare.
I do not want them in my hair.
I do not like free babes on cam.
I do not like them, Spam-I-Am.

"Would you like them in the 'hood?
"Would you like them suckin' wood?"

I do not like them in the 'hood.
I do not like them suckin' wood.
I would not like them clothed or bare.
I do not want them in my hair.
I do not like free babes on cam.
I do not like them, Spam-I-Am.

"Would you watch them eating box?
"Would you leer at Courtney Cox?"

Not eating box. Not Courtney Cox.
Not in the hood. Not sucking wood.
I would not like them clothed or bare.
I do not want them in my hair.
I do not like free babes on cam.
I do not like them, Spam-I-Am.

"Would you? Could you? With a mom?
"Watch 'em! See them! It'll turn ya'on!"

I would not, could not with a mom.

"You may like them. You will see.
"You may like them on net TV."

I would not, could not on net TV.
Not with a mom. You let me be.

Not eating box. Not Courtney Cox.
Not in the hood. Not sucking wood.
I would not like them clothed or bare.
I do not want them in my hair.
I do not like free babes on cam.
I do not like them, Spam-I-Am.

"A train! A train! A train! A train!
Could you watch them pull a train?"

Not a train, Not on net TV.
Not with a mom. You let me be.

Not eating box. Not Courtney Cox.
Not in the hood. Not sucking wood.
I would not like them clothed or bare.
I do not want them in my hair.
I do not like free babes on cam.
I do not like them, Spam-I-Am.

"Say! In the park. There in the park.
"Would you watch them in the park?"

I would not, could not in the park.

"Would you watch them if they were from Spain?"

I would not, could not if they were from Spain.
Not in the park. Not pulling a train.
Not with a mom. Not on net TV.
I do not like them, Spam, you see.

"Would you watch them with a goat?"

Ick, would not, could not with a goat.

"Would you watch them on a boat?"

I could not, would not on boat.
I will not, will not with a goat.
Not pulling a train. Not on net TV.
Not with a mom. You let me be.

Not eating box. Not Courtney Cox.
Not in the hood. Not sucking wood.
I would not like them clothed or bare.
I do not want them in my hair.
I do not like free babes on cam.
I do not like them, Spam-I-Am.

"You do not like them. So you say.
"Try them! Try them! And you may.
"Try them and you may, I say."

Spam, if you will let me be.
I will try them. You will see.

<Please give your credit if you are old>
<Please give us now. Do as you're told>

Say! I see no babes on cam.
I don't! I hate this, Spam-I-Am.
This is nothing but a rotten scam.
Oh, I do not like you, Spam-I-Am.


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