If you give up the right to remain spanked you will be committed to
the home for demented brats.
You have the right to a spanker, if you can't find one, one will be
appointed to you immediatly before your bottom is bared.
Any implement your spanker finds can and will be used against your
bottom in a local woodshed.
If a Man speaks in the forest and there is no
Woman around to hear him is he STILL wrong???