Who is the CLOWN PRINCE OF PORN (was: I DIG RON JEREMY)

[Martimus]

In article <3j00fd$n...@ixnews4.ix.netcom.com> cf...@ix.netcom.com (ACE) writes:
>From: cf...@ix.netcom.com (ACE)
>Subject: I DIG RON JEREMY
>Date: 28 Feb 1995 20:18:53 GMT

>I mean, he's disgusting to look at naked, but what the hell, he's
>hilarious most of the time, not only with some of the things he
>says but with his body language. His appearance on the Geraldo
>show promoting the John Bobbit video proved that he is also
>capable of comprehensive thought, which both astounded and
>impressed me. I haven't seen the Bobbit video so I can't say what
>I think of Jeremy as a director, but for all intent and purposes
>I view him as The Clown Prince Of Porn.

If you were to ask me, I'd choose Jerry Butler as the CLOWN PRINCE of PORN.
He tends to act more silly and childish than Ron. And he is tolerable to
watch, Ron isn't (Of course, I'd love to have done 10% of the women Ron's
done in his career).

Any other opinions???

Martin

[Peter van Aarle]

In article <3j2ljk$i...@ixnews4.ix.netcom.com>,
a...@ix.netcom.com (Alan Daniels) wrote:

>You know, I also once heard Ona Zee (remember her?) refered to as the
>"Annette Funicello of Porn" due to the resemblance between the two.

Which begs the question: who is Annette Funicello?

Peter van Aarle (aa...@boc.chem.ruu.nl / aa...@bart.nl)

[mik...@delphi.com]

Sepreated at Birth:
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Marc Wallace________Charlie Watts
Mike Horner----------Perry King
Janie Robbins___________Chrissie Hynde
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[Daniel B Patnode]

From article <AB7C00B69...@dyna-02.bart.nl>, by aa...@boc.chem.ruu.nl (Peter van Aarle):

>
> Which begs the question: who is Annette Funicello?
>
> Peter van Aarle (aa...@boc.chem.ruu.nl / aa...@bart.nl)

Annette Funicello was an orange juice spokesperson who had a body humorously
shaped like the second largest member of the violin family. The name was
originally "Funnycello" but was later shortened to "Funicello".

Well, it was worth a try. They say a bad sense of humor is better than no
sense of humor at all. Don't they say that? Someone tell me that they say
that, please.

[Patman]

In article <AB7C00B69...@dyna-02.bart.nl>,

Peter van Aarle <aa...@boc.chem.ruu.nl> wrote:
>In article <3j2ljk$i...@ixnews4.ix.netcom.com>,
>a...@ix.netcom.com (Alan Daniels) wrote:
>
>>You know, I also once heard Ona Zee (remember her?) refered to as the
>>"Annette Funicello of Porn" due to the resemblance between the two.
>
>Which begs the question: who is Annette Funicello?

She was one of the original Mouse-ka-teers (sp) way back in
the '60's or '50's. She also starred in many beach movies
with Frankie Avalon. She also hawked Skippy peanut butter.