Review: HIDDEN INSTINCT (gay)
EVA...@auvm.american.edu
in real life, back in the "good old days" where you didn't have to wear rubbers
just to have casual BJs from a guy in the john and didn't have to wonder if
your life was in danger cause you slept with your best friend.
This has recently become an issue in gay porn, where several companies have
found that releasing videos from the 1970s and early to mid 1980s, where the
men fucked without condoms, is EXTREMELY profitable. Well, in 1992 B-grade
film-maker Robert Prion (who is infamous for putting his ugly mug into at least
ONE fuck scene in every film he makes, and who tends to fuck the best looking
man in his film in that scene) decided to cash in in a different way:
Prion made a fuck flick where NONE of the actors wore rubbers. The outrage
expressed in the gay film industry was predictable--and yet, some defended
Prion by arguing that as an "artist" (and gay porn, well porn in general, is
often defended as being "art" and it might be "art" I guess) he need not be
socially conscious and responsible. All viewpoints are legitimate, they
argued, even if all viewpoints are not (from the perspective of those fighting
HIV/AIDS) helpful or responsible.
The film which caused such tremendous controversy and which sold like cum-
flavored ice cream at a 100-degree-in-the-shade Gay Pride Festival was HIDDEN
INSTINCT. Don't look for the film to be about guys coming out, cause it's not.
What this film is about is VERY hot, VERY young guys with VERY stiff penises
having VERY erotic sex. End of discussion!
So here's the review (after I managed to wipe off my floor and clean off my
VCR and get my eyeballs straight in my head again after watching this tape
over and over and over for the past 48 hours!!!!):
HIDDEN INSTINCT
1992, Bijou Video
Director, Writer, Producer, Editing,
and Videography: Robert Prion
Music: Mike McCabe
Titles: Jay Richards
CAST:
Dane Thomas
Storm
David Grant
Erick Johansen
Jay Richards (he's in the cast cause he did the titles, folks!)
Chris Collins
Keith Douglas
Shane Ford
Jeff Patten
Vince Janos
Ian Roberts
Jeff Stewart
Robert Prion
Tony Serrano
Rodd Steele
Rob Swayze
Rick Thomas (Dane's little brother)
First off, this film is preceeded by about 15 minutes of INCREDIBLY boring
and self-serving advertisements!!!! Just fast-forward about 1100 feet to get
past it... There's your standard First Amendment ad, which is particularly
long in this film. And then there are two ads, one for the Bijou Theater in
Chicago (one of the few which still shows theatrical gay porn) and then one
for the Bijou Follies in Chicago (a strip joint). Then there's a VERY LONG
7 minute advertisement for ANOTHER Robert Prion film, which is supposed to be
some man-in-the-street interview with people just leaving the Bijou Theater
after having seen Prion's latest creation--and it's fucking ANNOYING to
watch, annoying to listen to, and the acting in the ad is PATHETIC!!!!!
Then we get to the film, and the sex. The credits don't roll right away--inste
ad, we are treated to CUTE Rob Swayze (who must be all of 18) getting into his
apartment. The trouble with this set (and all sets in this film) is that is
was built at about 3/4 size so that the short actors would look taller.
Instead, we notice RIGHT OFF that the perspective is off, and it looks funny
all the way through. Anyway--Rob makes some phone calls to friends to ask them
to come over, and they turn him down. Getting horny (gee, this follows
logically, doesn't it?) Rob then proceeds to strip for about three minutes.
It's really a pretty sexy strip, and we get NICE views of his boyish but muscul
ar body, his nice pecs and tight abs especially. We also get to see the
ENORMOUS cock he's got stuffed into his mesh g-string--that prick must be
about 7.75" long and as thick as a beer can!!!!! IT'S HUGE!!!!!! He's got
nice bush of hair too, and a very pretty ass that has juuuuust the right
amount of hair in it. MMMM-MMMMM!!!!!! Campbell's soup never looked so good!
Anyway, Rob does lots of little dance-like movements that really don't come
off as dancing but rather just thrustings and humpings in the air. He does do
some airfucking (sort of like air guitar!) and then settles down to jack off.
He's got a NICE strand of precum leaking from his tip, and in just a few
seconds Rob Swayze (we WISH he were Patrick's little brother!) shoots a THICK,
STEAMY, RICH, YUMMY load of nutjuice for all to see!!!
Welcome to HIDDEN INSTINCT!
From here on in, the credits are about as much plot as you are to get. Althoug
h the characters are very tenuously tied together (Jay Richards will play the
same character throughout, and so will Dane Thomas), there's not much else
here. But who cares when the sex is this hot and the boys so fucking STIFF???
The credits (which feature a cartoon man ripping open his t-shirt and which
image multiplies about a hundred times during the credits) don't show the
pics beside the names, but don't worry--that happens by the end of the
picture, so you can pick out your favorites (mine are Storm, Dane Thomas,
Rodd Steele, Erick Johansen and Rick Thomas!).
In the first scene--and people there are about TEN scenes, all of them fast-
paced and HOT AS MOLTEN IRON--we find David Grant (fresh off of about a zillion
other films, but I liked his fucking of Johnny Rahm in THE FIRST TIME the
best!) and newcummer Ian Roberts coming over to Storm's house. It appears as
though the boys were supposed to go skiing, but there wasn't enough snow.
At first, I didn't recognize Storm--he's buffed up so much for this scene that
I thought he was someone else!!!!! GOD DAMN but I was hot for Storm in this
picture!!!! WHEW!!! Storm has a reputation for being a bitch on the set, for
being "hard to work with." But here he has a STIFF cock the entire time (also
unusual for this slut, who tends to trick in his off hours!) and delivers what
I think is the performance of his career!!! The boys really just get down to
work sucking cock when they realize there's nothing to do...
While watching this movie, I thought this scene was the hottest. In retro,
however, I realize that there isn't as much trading off and partner-swapping
as I thought while watching the first time. Really, Storm tends to focus on
Grant, and Roberts tends to focus on Storm and Grant doesn't focus on anyone.
I wish I hadn't noticed that--sort of ruined it for me! All that happens for
the first couple of minutes here is that Storm goes down HARD onto David
Grant's THICK 8". Roberts, a slightly hairy newcummer who has black hair and
a nice cock (when it's erect; he's the only one who has this problem here)
with an okay body, pushes his cock into Grant's mouth. Grant is ROCK HARD
the entire time (which he usually is!), and Storm gives some NICE head. They
switch positions a lot, but it's more of the same initial pairings. Eventually
Storm puts HIS cock--at FULL, CURVING, RIGID, 8" ATTENTION--into Grant's mouth
while Roberts goes down on Grant. Roberts, though, is out of his league with
pros like Storm and David Grant, and looks it--his BJ is hesitant and lackluste
r. The men do switch off with Roberts sometimes rimming Storm as Storm sucks
David Grant, and other times Storm getting rimmed by Grant as Roberts sucks
Storm. There is ONE continuity error that I LOVED--at one point, you can see
in the mirror over the couch the cameraman filming the video, and it ISN"T
Robert Prion!!!! I think it's famous videographer Todd Montgomery!
These rimjobs are REALLY good, with Storm really getting off on getting rimmed
by Grant. Storm ALWAYS gets off on being rimmed, but the way he, Grant and
Roberts just SMASH their faces into asscrack and tongue away like hungry childr
en licking frosting off beaters is just fucking WILD. Grant then begins to
fuck Storm while Roberts rims Grant. And to be honest, the sight of a thick,
slick, stiff cock being sunk DEEP into another man's ass, his ass ring
spreading wider and wider to accommodate the thick piece of meat penetrating
his body--ALL OF THIS with flesh to flesh with no latex or sheepskin to
intervene and prevent sensation or prevent us from seeing flesh against flesh..
......WELL, IT CERTAINLY MADE MY PRICK TAKE NOTICE AND MY BALLS CHURN OUT MORE
LOVE POTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To be sure, no one knows if what these actors
did was safe or what precautions Prion took to insure that no one was passing
around HIV on his set. But if you can get past that, this is one damn hot
porn film!
Now Grant sits on the couch, and Storm impales himself on that huge dong.
There are some HOT, up-close scenes of Storm's abused asshole sinking
down onto Grant's cock, the sweat pouring off his ass cheeks and Grant's
slick prick sliding dangerously deep into Storm's body... But GOD it was
a cumshot-inducer if I ever saw one!!! Really, I had to keep turning this
damn video OFF and resting for a few hours, it is that hot!!! WHEW! (oooh,
my poor, sore cock! even WITH lube, it is sooooo sore!)
Storm sucks off Roberts as he rides up and down on Grant's boner, and
when both Grant and Storm start moving you can really see how INTENSE this
fuck feels for Storm and how good it must feel to have his STIFF COCK slap
up agains this own belly... WHEW! Storm finally lays a GIGANTIC ORGASM
all over his own thighs and onto Grant's thigh, with several shots splattering
onto his own stomach. Grant gets so hot that he barely gets his cock out of
Storm before he cums, dousing Storm's slightly shaven asscrack with manseed.
This gets Ian Roberts of and he lets fly with FIVE shots onto Storm's face,
and this gets Storm so hot that he shoots AGAIN and drops another fantastically
large load onto his belly!!!!!!!! The three men TRULY collapse onto each other
in a cum-covered heap on the couch...
The next scene has Jay Richards coming into Rob Swayze's apartment. I hate Jay
Richards with a passion. The ONLY reason he's in this film is because he did
the titles and this is his compensation from director Prion. Richards is fat,
with no musculature and no definition. He's CLEARLY holding his belly in.
He's also got a haircut straight out 1977, and he's not pretty at all. His
cock is about 6" long, and very straight and featureless. Although he gets
hard and keeps it that way, and although he will take it in the ass from
Rob fairly easily here, I dislike him totally. But this scene isn't a TOTAL
loss because it DOES showcase cute Rob Swayze!!! Richards came over to help
Rob install some appliances (HUH?) but Rob has finished. Rob asks for help
with 'another problem' and Jay takes it upon himself to train our young, cute,
bull-hung stud! There is some lengthy kissing here, and a NICE strip down of
Rob that ends with him clad only in some zebra-patterned g-string that EVERYONE
ELSE IN THE FILM ALSO WEARS. Don't these guys just wear plain, old, white
cotton briefs any more???
Rob then gets down on his knees and sucks off Jay. He doesn't give great head
but Jay seems to like it. Jay then gives Rob some VERY WET head, and he can
obviously suck cock pretty well cause Rob REALLY enjoys it and it's nice and
wet and fast and furious...! There is a very skimpy and short rimjob that
Swayze gives Richards, and then Richards gives Rob a rim that is WET, DEEP,
PROBING, and very hot!!!!! I love Rob's ass--it looks just like Chris Jennings
butt in HARD ACTION (go rent that one, the BEST surfer flick since 1978!).
Hairy, but not so much that it gets in the way and not so little that you think
the kid is prepubescent. Once the rimming is over, Rob lays on the floor in
a sort of awkward position that must be MURDER on his neck, and Jay lowers
his ass onto Rob's thick, drooling, wet cock. There is a good deal of bouncing
around here, with both men doing a lot of work. But Jay stops after a while,
and Rob begins to lose some control and thrust uncontrollably into him--and
finally whips it out of Jay's ass and deposits a NICE load onto Jay's buttocks.
But WAIT---Prion has a fetish for double cumshots in scenes, as I do. And
sure enough, now we get to see Jay bending over the counter while Rob puts it
into him AGAIN--cum-covered knob, shaft and balls and EVERYTHING!!!!! HOT!
There is some AWESOME buttfucking here. I don't think the fucking is particula
rly fast, deep, or furious or anything. It's just FUN!!!!!!!!! Rob has a
GREAT time enjoying his first asshole, and the look in his eyes is precious!!!
Even Richards is pleasantly surprised by the FEEL of that thick prong deep
inside his ass, throbbing away and thrusting fiercely. This fuck, too, is
quick, and Rob soon drops a VERY LARGE if runny cumshot onto Jay's ass. Jay
then cums in a surprisingly LARGE load that shoots pretty far--right onto the
cabinet doors, where we are treated to a NICE shot of his manjuice running
down the cupboards!!!
The next scene, TOTALLY unrelated to this one (as they all pretty much are),
shows Dane Thomas (who is HUNKY and TAN and MUSCULAR and has one of the NICEST
personalities in gay porn--not to mention a VERY thin but STIFF cock that
never goes down) working at his computer. BUTT UGLY ROBERT PRION comes in, and
Dane flashes "fuck me" on the screen--a suggestion that Prion takes him up on!
Surprise..... I think Prion needs to learn how to kiss, cause his kisses
here are sloppy, messy, and hardly arousing. Dane looks for all the world
like he's a little lost at first, but when Prion gestures towards his shorts
Dane undoes Prion's drawstring with his teeth and gets to work. Prion has a
fairly UGLY face, and he is either wearing the world's WORST toupee or very
badly needs to get hair plugs. His body is shapeless and hairy, and he must
go to Tan-O-Rama on a biweekly basis.....ick! He also has a TINY 5" penis
that he shows off as if it were the Pyramids Of Egypt--and which Dane doesn't
know that to do with!!!!! Thank god Prion is more into fucking and sucking
Dane than he is in getting serviced himself, because Dane doesn't blow Prion
long before Prion is raising him to his feet and licking Dane's pecs and
removing Dane's already-stiffened cock from his surfing shorts. Prion does
give some decent head, though--he looks as if he were MADE to service guys!
The two men quickly adjourn to Dane's bed (we'll see it later in the film, too;
I guess it's plot, cause it ties the film together???). There is a lot of
blowing here, with Prion blowing Dane in a mediocre BJ and then Dane blowing
Prion VERY WELL. The two men also 69 some, but we only get to see Dane
sucking off Prion instead of the other way around--even here, Prion's ego
is massive and prevents us from enjoying ourselves. There is also some
decent ass rimming--although Dane doesn't get into Prion's ass that much,
Prion gives Dane a rimjob that is quite good--he REALLY digs deep into Dane's
asshole with his tongue and fingers, and there are some VERY TIGHT CLOSEUPS of
Dane's wet hole getting reamed out by Prion's agile tongue. VERY hot stuff
here, dudes!!!!!
The fucking comes pretty fast, though--this scene is a little TOO fast-paced.
Maybe it was meant to be that way, to get past Prion..... A Freudian slip?
Anyway, it is Dane who rides Prion's cock. Too bad Prion is too small to
permit Dane to really bounce on that prick. The good thing is that Dane
jacks off his VERY STIFF cock the entire time, and does a VERY good job of
making us think that he's thoroughly enjoying his fuck session. Prion
then cums in a small load that he shoots against Dane's asscrack, but Dane
cums in a SPURTING load that smears all across Prion's chest!!!! YAY!!!!!!!
GO DANE!!!!!!!!!! Prion then does something VERY unwise, and he sucks on
Dane's cock-knob for a few seconds... Then we are back to some more doggie
style, and more rimming, and then Prion fucks Dane doggie. This is not so
good, since Dane clearly loses his erection at one point here as he fakes
pain from Prion's entry. I don't know, maybe the pain WAS real but only
psychologically painful to have a man as UGLY as Prion inside you!! At any
rate, Prion's second load is quite substantial--it's thick, creamy, and althoug
h it doesn't shoot far once we get past the SPURTING first shot, it's at least
something to watch. Dane gets upright, and shoots ANOTHER thick, steaming,
boiling load of cum-ropes onto the bedcovers... WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The next scene is one of my FAVORITES in this film, only because I like one of
the actors SO DAMN MUCH!!! It's Rodd Steele, a B-grade actor who has done tons
of videos for Planet Group and Vivid Video, and whose hunky good looks, slightl
y hairy body, and shy and vlunerable face has ALWAYS endeared me to him. It
doesn't hurt that he's got a MASSIVE cumshot as well!
This opens with Steele in a g-string dancing, and Keith Douglas (a guy who
hasn't much body and isn't much in the face, but who has a VERY THICK AND
CURVED AND LONG PRICK in his g-string pouch) comes in to advise him. Douglas
plays the 'experienced' dancer, although it's obvious this is his first porn
film. Rodd does some dancing for Keith, and for anyone into dancing in films
you will ADORE this part of the flick. I didn't...... I don't care if it's
Ryan Idol swinging his dong in my FACE, i dislike dancing in videos. It's
boring... Anyway, after working up a substantial sweat (and there are no
editing cuts here, so we KNOW it's real sweat--YAY!!!), Rodd asks Keith how
he did. And Keith obligingly wraps his arms around Rodd's body, and soon
both men are locked in an embrace and kissing madly.... Sigh!!!!! If only
I could kiss Rodd's sensuous lips!!!!!!!!!!!
Both men's cocks slip free from their g-strings by themselves, so there is
not a lot of preliminary stuff here. Mostly, Keith goes down on Rodd first,
just to moisten Rodd's dick and get it FIRMLY erect (although I doubt there
was little chance of Rodd EVERY getting limp around another naked man!!!!!).
It's when Rodd goes down on Keith's half-hard monstrosity that we get a REAL
treat: First of all, Keith's cock is VERY thick and veiny and is just a
really succulent piece of man-meat to try to swallow. Second, the way Rodd
gives head is just fucking FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!! His BJ is wet without drippin
g, but more than that it is sensual and erotic and VERY attentive!!! Rodd has
lips that just don't want cock to leave their tender embrace. Rodd's BJ is
slow and he gives deep throat VERY well. But when he does come all the way off
the knob, his lips almost CLING to the cockmeat. He licks the knob and shaft
gently, almost tenderly, and the way he seems to wrap his tongue around the
crown and corona of the penis is just wild!!!!!!! Even his kisses delivered
to the shaft and balls are gentle and delicate and oh so erotic!!!! I REALLY
hated to see his blowjob end!!!!!!!!!!!
End it does, though, as both men engage in a little 69ing that is pretty dull.
We can only see Rodd giving head to Keith, and from that position (Rodd is
MUCH shorter--probably only about 5'6"--than the 5'11" tall Keith Douglas)
Rodd cannot do what he wants with Keith's THICK, DRIPPING pole. This blowing
doesn't last long, thankfully, and soon Keith is on his back and Rodd lowers
himself onto Keith's rigid fuck stick. I LOVE Rodd Steele's ass--it's covered,
like his pecs and stomach are, in a very light dusting of hair that lies all
in one direction and lies flat against his skin. Nothing curly about it, and
yet it's VERY EROTIC. I LOVE HIS BODY!!!!! God, Rodd has such NICE, defined
pectorals--without looking muscular or hard-body or weightlifting-king or
anything like that. Just HUNKY MALE MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! His ass cheeks are
firm, round globes that WILLINGLY part for Keith's massive tube. The problem
is that Keith does very little here, and Rodd is the one sitting down all the
time. That makes it look like work, and I disliked this part because of that.
Finally, after this (also) brief interlude, Rodd just stands up and bends over,
striking a modelling pose with one arm above his head leaning against the wall.
Keith puts his huge cock into Rodd's sweating crack, and proceeds to fuck
him vigorously!!!!! WOW!!!!!!!!!!! Rodd is SURPRISED at how good it feels,
and the look of sheer happiness on his face is great to look at! There's nice
shots of Rodd's hand furoiusly stroking his own 6.5" prick, and of Keith's
big, thick shaft drilling deep into Rodd's ass--but no penetration shots,
damnit. Again, the fucking doesn't last long enough, and soon Keither cums in
a small, starchy load onto the top of Rodd's ass where the cream drips down
into the crack. Rodd then stands upright and delivers a HUGE load--the stuff
sprays against the wall, the drapes, his thighs, the floor, his belly, and
even douses Keith's leg which is stuck between Rodd's own!!!!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!
The sight of Rodd's tight, compact balls banging against his hand as he
jacks off like a hurricane is also pretty arousing here.... Rodd, still
ROCK HARD, turns to limp Keith, presses against him for a kiss, and then asks
for more instruction next week..... I"D VOLUNTEER TO TUTOR HIM!!!!!!
The film REALLY picks up after this scene, and we get to see Chris Collins
for the first time in a LONG time. Collins was a GREAT rising porn star a year
or two ago--he's about 5'10" and has a HUGE uncut cock that's about 8.5"
long but looks about 10" long on his short body. The thing is, he's in a scene
with ugly Jay Richards here.....
This scene has promise. Richards is showing off his latest gay porn film
(starring himself, unfortunately) in which he jacks off to a dreamy Chris Colli
ns, who then SHOOTS THIS HUGE, FOUR-FOOT SPURTING LOAD onto Jay's bed.
As Jay reaches for him, Chris vanishes into dreamland again... The other men
watching this fuck flick-within-a-flick are balding Vince Janos (it appears tha
t it's his birthday), nice Tony Serrano (who is about 15 pounds too heavy here)
and HUNKY and CUTE Jeff Stewart. Saying something about "how'd you like THAT
for a birthday present?", Jay hauls off and opens the door, where beautiful
Chris Collins stands, erection poking into the hazy afternoon sun!!!
Collins is REALLY hunky--he's got just the barest musculature but he's VERY
defined and has just enough hair between his pecs and on his belly to accent
his features. Bad news--he wears these STUPID dark glasses though this entire
scene. Anyway, the other men attack him, with Serrano and Stewart sucking
on his nipples and Janos sucking his cock--and "good friend" Jay Richards
left out in the cold!!!! HA HA!!--what a DUMB friend Collins must be to forsak
e his friend that way.
There's not that much action in this scene, really. Mostly it's body-worship
of Collins, with Serrano sometimes getting sucked by Janos and sometimes not;
and sometimes Stewart gets to suck on Collins' nipples (which he seems to want
to do pretty badly) and sometimes being forced to go down on Jay (which he does
with DECIDED lackluster). Eventually the men move to the couch, where the
pairing off begins. Yes, sports fans, this five-way DOES NOT WORK. Most
don't. You end up with a three-way and a two-way, and this is EXACTLY
what happens here. Too bad, because when these things work they are HOT.
Here, though, Serrano ends up sucking on Collins as Stewart sucks off Serrano,
and Janos is blowing Richards on the other end of the couch. Again, this
last INTERMINABLY long, and there isn't much action (just a lot of camera work
that makes you THINK there's action). The action begins once the men start
fucking--and here, Collins and Serrano (the tops) both wear rubbers. I underst
and that Collins REFUSED to work without the "raincoat"--and that Serrano follo
wed his lead. Whatever the case, it does NOT detract from the sex, because
although I like Collins VERY much and although I LOVED the way Jeff Stewart
really got off on getting fucked--the sex is not that hot. For having some of
the best actors here (Stewart and Collins) this scene falls short. Collins
is NOT actively fucking Jay Richards that hard; in fact, jay is sucking off Vin
ce Janos with more activity!!!! Serrano, who isn't active AT ALL throughout
this scene, is fucking Stewart with some gusto, and Stewart is SMILING THE
ENTIRE TIME--wow, he's REALLY into the fucking! But none of this is shown with
any close-ups or penetration shots. In fact, it doesn't last long at all becau
se soon Jay and Jeff are on their backs (the FIRST TIME we get to see Jeff
Stewart's cute, boyish body and his PRETTY cock and balls!) and the other men
are jacking off onto them. Collins cums first in a shot that is fairly large
but doesn't spurt NEARLY as far as his shot that is wasted in the film-within-
the-film. It gets off Tony Serrano, though, who spurts a medium load onto
Jay's chest and face while we get the barest shot of Jeff Stewart LICKING
his lips and smearing jism on his face! Janos cums next, dropping a small
load onto Jeff's pecs. It seems as if Jay will cum next, but instead keep
your eye on Stewart--he's FUROIUSLY stroking his half-hard meat, and his
HUGE balls are beet red and bouncing around madly...And he shoots in a BIG
load that's sloppy, creamy, and lathers his lower belly, thighs, and crotch
with huge globules of stud seed!!! It gets off Jay Richards, who has a SMALL
load that is almost painful to watch... The men the all fondle Collins, and
Jeff Stewart hungrily sucks on Collins' balls as we exit the scene.....
The next scene shows HOT Storm in a mesh football jersey leaving the beach and
picking up hitchhiker Dane Thomas. I think this scene was filmed weeks apart
from the first Storm and Dane scenes, because Storm isn't NEARLY as buff as
in his first scene. At any rate, the two men drive along, and soon they are
grabbing at crotch. They head for Dane's, where Dane invites Storm in. There
is some pretty decent joking about here that's pretty subtle unless you listen
closely--Dane says he's got something neat on his computer, and Storm replies
that he knew a guy once who had "fuck me" written on his computer and it was
the geekiest thing he'd ever seen. Dane's response--which is hurriedly
and embarrassingly delivered, is "oh, well, yeah, my stuff isn't that
interesting after all" and he just presses his mouth against Storm's.
Fucking FUNNY delivery there!!! The two men engage in a LOT of preliminary
kissing, and soon Dane is stripping off Storm's shirt and quickly releasing
Storm's THICK, RIGID cock from his pants. Dane gives Storm a VERY good
blowjob here, and Storm returns the favor by almost ripping Dane's bikini
off and just about nipping the nipples from Dane's chest. Storm, too, gives
some WONDERFUL head to Dane, and I swear that Dane almost came in Storm's
mouth from the hot, wet ministrations Storm was administering. And again,
I was getting off on how STIFF Storm's cock was while he gave head to Dane
Thomas--god, Storm just LOVES to suck cock, and the fact of sucking is alone
arousing enough to him that his prick stays ROCK HARD.
The two men climb into bed (same bed, again) and they do some 69 action. But
the BEST action is reserved for the rimming--both men REALLY WANT TO RIM THE
OTHER!!!!!!!!!!!! Of course, Dane rims Storm first and Storm cries out over
and over as Dane lathers up a "storm" between those shaven ass cheeks. When
Storm rims Dane, Dane almost humps his butt agains Storm's face, but this
only serves to entice Storm further and the close-up shots of Dane's dripping
wet crack and his PINK, PINK PUCKER tensing with desire as Storm licks him
are more than my testicles could take!!!!!!!!! Dane lets Storm fuck him (no,
Dane does NOT TOP in this film, he rarely does for such a hunky guy) and Dane
rides Storm's prick to orgasm. Storm REALLY lays a huge cumshot up Dane's
back, and the sight of semen dripping down Dane's muscular torso was again
a LOT more than I could handle!!! Then Dane lets Storm fuck him AGAIN, cum
soaked cock and all, doggie style. Storm REALLY gets off on this, and when
he finally cums he shoots SEVEN long ropes of joy-juice down Dane's broad
back and onto his creamy brown cheeks. Dane quickly flops onto his back, and
jacks off FURIOUSLY as Storm watches. We really get to see Dane's cock at FULL
STRENGTH here as he shoots a HUGE LOAD all over his own face, pecs, belly, and
onto Storm's left arm!!!!!!!!!!! I counted, and Dane cums FOURTEEN TIMES
and leaves seven of those ribbons of white metal on Storm's arm and pectoral!
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Storm dresses and leaves, and as soon as the door is shut Dane is jacking off
AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!! There is no editing cut here, so we KNOW that it takes Dane
about 30 seconds to get his cock hard, jack it, and CUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And dudes and dude-ettes, Dane Thomas cums ELEVEN TIMES in huge, wet spurts
that spew against his belly, both his thighs, his arms, and the mirror in
front of him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good god but Dane must have been VERY hot for
Storm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And needless to say, i was
shooting a few times here, too!
The next scene is the only solo in the film and involves VERY NEW newcummer
Rick Thomas. Rick REALLY IS Dane's younger, 18-year-old brother. They look
VERY much alike in the face and musculature, too. Rick comes into Jay Richards
apartment, and wonders where Jay is. He pops a videotape into the VCR and
it's the same Chris Collins tape we saw earlier. What I disliked about this
scene is 1) we've seen the Collins tape before so it's boring to see it again,
and 2) the way the scene is shot, with Rick on the far right of the screen and
the TV on the far left, we think that someone will walk in on Rick at any
moment. Not so--it's shot that way so we can watch TV with Rick, which is
STUPID i think. Anyway, you'll LOVE Rick Thomas--he's VERY CUTE, and has those
deep, brooding eyes that look so sizzling hot to me. He's got long straight
hair down past his shoulders but which is cut short on the front and sides.
He's VERY muscular for his bone structure and height, and has VERY tight
nipple that I wanted very badly to twist and suck on! He's also got this
BEAUTIFUL penis and wild, thick bush of pubic hair that is so young looking
and so sweet looking that you just want to EAT HIM ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!! The
other problem with this scene is that Prion throws in the obligatory "I'm
not gay, but I'm attracted to this gay porn" sort of dialogue. I HATE THAT
STUFF!!! It just BREEDS misinformation about sexual orientation and suggests
that gay men have to be at least bi or maybe even mostly het in order to
be desirable and hot. Grrrr.......
Anyway, Rick doesn't waste our time--he's not watching for more than 30 seconds
before he's whipping down his pants (and there are those DAMNED zebra g-string
shorts again we've seen in VERY SCENE IN THIS MOVIE!!!) and stroking his
sizeable cock for all to see! He really does have a hot stroke technique, and
soon he's stripping off his t-shirt (cut off, too, to show off his abs!)
and pants and getting naked for his little Mother Palm Free-For-All! This
whole scene doesn't take five minutes, I think, before Rick manages to show us
his asshole, the way his prick curves so STRONGLY upward so that his knob
almost touches his belly when he stands up and stops jacking off, and the
way he looks with his legs spread oh so widely as he sits back down on the
sofa and continues his JO. When he does cum, he cums like his older brother:
NINE huge spurts, the first four of which SHOOT up his belly and onto his
lower pectorals!!!! The rest of his cumshot lands right on his bush, hand,
and cock and balls, leaving his entire crotch smothered in a thick layer of
hot, wet, steaming man-cream....... How this kid could EVER wipe that up
is way beyond me!!!!! But he manages, and when Jay wanders in after the
editorial cutaway, Rick is simply playing Nintendo and minding his own
business with a "haven't done nothing here but play video games"....
Whew, I'd like to see your "Mario" any day, Rickster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The final scene (and isn't it about time? I mean, GOD this video has tons of
scenes in it!!!!--it's great if you want to watch the same style of videomaking
over and over again over several days, but HELL if you want to watch it in one
sitting!) has HUNKY Erick Johansen making glass sculpture in his garage when
Jeff Patten and Shane Ford come in. Ford was in SAILING INTO PARADISE and
got fucked BIG TIME by a very aroused Mark Andrews in what I think is
Andrews' HOTTEST performance to date!!! The precum dripping from slits
in that scene was enough to flood the Midwest! Anyway, EVERYONE will love
Erick--he's got a blond crewcut with a tail in the back, and three and five ear
rings in his ears. He's also got ELECTRIC BLUE eyes, long dark lashes, and
has a HUNKY body that is clean and smooth and very defined. Not to mention
that his cock is a ROCK HARD 8" long.... And that he can cum like a horse
in heat! Patten is new to porn, but he's got a solid career ahead of himself
if he can just stop giggling--he's cute, and has a BEAUTIFUL PENIS... It's
dark, well-veined, just slightly uncut-looking, and is nestled in this dark,
enticing patch of thick pubes. (Ford, sadly, is shaven all the way down...)
Erick shows Ford how to cut glass, and does so by (gee, where did this come
from?) reaching around his waist and moving his hands along with Ford's hands,
and before you know it Erick is turning Jeff and Shane around and unzipping
their pants to show them some "new techniques." God, but this is an EROTIC
scene!!! I love hearing Johansen's DEEP BARITONE anyway, but the way he
smoothly, erotically, and sensually sucks both men off without making it
looked rushed or mechanical is sooooooooo hot!!!!!! He unzips Jeff first, but
then sucks off Shane first. Once he gets Jeff erect with a BJ, he devotes
some hard core sucking time to Shane's cock--it's that sort of equal time that
really makes Johansen a "team player" and makes his blowing of these two boyish
men VERY arousing. Okay, hell, I shot SEVERAL times during this one......
I like Jeff Patten a lot, too. Shane Ford doesn't strip off his shirt until
he's bent over, so we never DO get to see his boyish, unformed body. But Jeff
Patten has a slightly muscular upper body that is framed by dark patches of
black hair--just enough to frame his pecs and form a "happy trail" down his
belly, but not enough to consider the kid "hairy." I like that kind of
body!!!
Johansen gets both men VERY close to orgasm before Shane suggests that they
teach Erick a thing or two. With Shane in back of him, pressing his stiff
cock into Erick's ass cheeks and delivering gentle kisses to his neck and
ears, Erick lets Jeff unbutton his pants and (hey! STRIPED g-string this
time, not a zebra pouch! Hey!) slurp down his cock. You can tell that
Johansen is one of the BEST in gay porn because of the reaction on his
face--he LOVES getting blown, and his smooth, marble hard cock with just the
slightest hint of veins beneath the surface is VERY sensitive. His eyes roll
back in his head several times as Patten sucks him off, and he thrust a little
controllably into Jeff's mouth towards the end of his oral session as his
body loses controll slightly.
In a different part of the garage, the three men begin to fuck. Patten stays
seated and looking bored (gotta lose that bored look, Jeff!) on a bench as
Shane sucks him off, and Erick meanwhile begins to FUCK Shane as hard as he
can!!! The look of PAIN that crosses Shane's face as he gets penetrated by
that long, steel-hard prick is INCREDIBLE!!!!!--and it STAYS THERE as Erick
fucks into Shane with steady, strong, deep strokes that I would DIE to feel
in my asshole!!! You can REALLY tell that Erick is getting off on the feel
of Shane's love tunnel as it grabs onto his fuck pole. The fucking, good as
it must feel, isn't much to look at. The space they fuck in is crowded, and
Johansen doesn't have much room to maneuver in. Soon, the men are on a futon
in another, more spacious part of the garage. Here, Johansen is fucking
Jeff Patten missionary, with Patten's legs up over Erick's shoulders.
Erick is REALLY fucking Patten well--his strokes alternate between deep,
hard, butt-clenching, pounding strokes that threaten to topple Jeff right
off the bed, and these gentle, rhythmic, fast, stimulating strokes that
make Jeff arch his back and scream with delight! Shane lies next to Jeff and
the tips of their tongues touch and play Mouth Popsicle as Erick plugs Jeff
time and again... What really got me off here (literally) was how Erick just
held Jeff in this near-fetal position, all bunched up, on the bed. God,
to feel so locked down and yet have such a POWERFUL STROKE fucking your ass
must feel so WONDERFUL.....
The boys cum by letting Erick lay on his back and having Jeff drop a small load
onto Erick's left pec. Then Erick cums in a HUGE LOAD that is thick, rich,
and tasty and that leaves TEN huge spurts of man-fluid on his upper belly and
his abdominals. Shane Ford cums too in one of his patented "runny but lots of
it" shots--he cums ELEVEN TIMES in very small spurts, but spurts which smack
right onto Erick's face, surprising him (he even yells out, "HEY!") and which
force him to turn his face away so he doesn't get any in his eyes or in his
open mouth (his jaw has dropped WIDE OPEN as Shane cums!!!! HA HA!).
The men collapse on top of each other, Erick asking them if they've learned
any OTHER lessons they need to exchange with each other......
THE END.
GOD WHAT A LONG FILM!!!!!!!!!!! Really, it's almost TWO WHOLE HOURS of
solid fucking and sucking! Okay, there's no plot to speak of and the music
(when it exists, which is about 10% of the time) is hardly audible and very
non-threatening and unintrusive. But the editing is okay, and the videography
is GREAT at times, especially with the rimjobs. The direction is FANTASTIC--
I don't care for Prion as a sex star, but GOD DAMN he has a great directoral
style that can really bring out the HEAT in people!!!!! There isn't a soft
cock in this film--the closest we get is with Ian Roberts in scene one!!!!!
ALL the fucking is with RIGID cocks, and that incredible no-rubber style is
simply VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, V*E*R*Y hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just wish that the production values had been higher--the sets suck, and so
does the lighting (things are just a tad grainy).
BUT--if we assumed that the stiff, rigid, bone-hard penis of Storm in the first
scene is 5 stars, and the limp, shagged out, measly, sore, dropping dick of a
Rick Donovan in a het flick is a 1 star, then this film HAS to rate, on the
"Erect Dick-O-Meter of Joyous Cumming and Rimming" as-----------
4 stars. Man, the production and failure to get close-ups of penetrations
sometimes just BARELY prevent another half star. But that rubberless fucking
and the HARD HARD HARD cocks in this film are just fucking INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!!
I guess it says something about gay porn today that I'm awarding a full star
for hard cocks, when that should be ASSUMED and not rewarded. Sigh......
If you have suggestions for future movies to review, let me know. I've got
two more in the works--one is of NIGHT FLIGHT (an older but VERY HOT Falcon
film starring Melchor, Mark Miller, Buster, and a cast of VERY HOT early 1980s
actors) and the other is Falcon's BUTTBUSTERS (which stars Steve Fox,
Damien, Dcota, Matt Gunther, Chad Knight, and Trevor Hanse as a TOP, and which
features the "Falcon Buttbusters", only one of whom I cannot name). But if
you want to see a particular film reviewed, ask and I shall strive to deliver.
And please lemme know what you think of any reviews. I strive for perfection
in reviews as well as in bed.....
SEE YA!
Tim #1
Bill Jones
this crap. This is about as interesting as the constant re-posting of
Traci Lords bios and the current Irish porn arguments.
David Coster TK
In what way do you find it a waste of space? And if it is a problem
with wasting space, how is posting it somewhere else going to help?
From your irrational response, I would guess that it is not the size
of the article that offends you, but its content. Perhaps you have
some problems dealing with issues of gay sexuality, or even sexuality
at all. In this event it might prove beneficial to you, and certainly
to society, if you sought psychological counselling.
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dco...@princeton.edu
The Freedom Courier
Well *THANK* you very much for your opinion! Are there any other
articles we should censor just because you don't care for their content?
Gee, maybe we should change the name of this group to
alt.sex.movies.bill.jones.approved. Or maybe we should invite Serdar
Argic to enlighten us with his history classes in *this* group as well.
Please keep your bigotry to yourself.
"Nothing can destroy a government more quickly than its failure to
observe its own laws, or worse, its disregard of the charter of its own
existence" - U.S. Supreme Court Justice Tom C. Clark - Mapp vs. Ohio
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Martin A Miller
Well, congratulations Mr. Bill Jones! Yours is the first post of its
kind (and I think we all know what kind that is) on this newsgroup
since its inception; now doesn't that make you feel all clammy inside?
Thanks, buddy..
-mm
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Well!
Seems Mr. bill.jones%mus...@akix.uucp (Bill Jones)
has something to say:
>What a fucking waste of space. Christ isn't there another place to post
>this crap. This is about as interesting as the constant re-posting of
>Traci Lords bios and the current Irish porn arguments.
Either Bill Jones thinks that I'm a rotten reviewer, or he's a homophobic
asshole who thinks that alt.sex.movies is heterseoxual-only territory and
he wishes to mark it with his urine to keep "others" out.
I don't care if you think the review/description was "interesting" or not,
Mr. Smart Guy. I get enough homophobic crap from people in private email,
and need not put up with it here.
And for once, I hope I NEVER see you again.
Tim #1
Iain P. Grier
Bill Jones <bill.jones%mus...@akix.uucp> wrote:
It sure beats the shit out of your posting.
I didn't know Traci Lords was Irish...
Terence P Higgins
> has something to say:
I hereby request, in the interest of pissing off Bill Jones, and for
the completely legitimate reason of having missed it in the first place,
that the review of Hidden Instinct be reposted.
maybe you can label it Bill Jones' Hidden Instinct ;-)
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Sort it out!
Get distorted!
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Bill Jones
sulfurous individuals have deduced that I must be homophobic based upon
three sentences in my recent jeremiad. The fact is, I was not reproving
the subject matter, only the puisne and prolix way in which it was
written. That should have been obvious as I also decried the continual
posting of the endlessly jejune pages devoted to Traci Lords. Funny, no
one assailed me for that. Why do you see the need to label someone who
criticizes your less than dithyrambic reviews -- for whatever reason
-- as a gay basher? My comments were directed solely at your painful
lack of journalistic ability. If you enjoy writing, enroll in an English
class. Read something other than porn and you might shed your image as
the literary equivalent of a leaf blower.
Torkel Franzen
(Bill Jones) writes:
>The fact is, I was not reproving
>the subject matter, only the puisne and prolix way in which it was
>written.
So skip the article. It's easy enough, unless you have an irresistible
urge to punish yourself by carefully reading through material that you
consider below par.
consid
Bill Jones <bill.jones%mus...@akix.uucp> wrote:
>It astounds me that you and some other cerebrally challenged and
>sulfurous individuals have deduced that I must be homophobic based upon
>three sentences in my recent jeremiad. The fact is, I was not reproving
>the subject matter, only the puisne and prolix way in which it was
>written. That should have been obvious as I also decried the continual
>posting of the endlessly jejune pages devoted to Traci Lords. Funny, no
>one assailed me for that. Why do you see the need to label someone who
>criticizes your less than dithyrambic reviews -- for whatever reason
>-- as a gay basher? My comments were directed solely at your painful
>lack of journalistic ability. If you enjoy writing, enroll in an English
>class. Read something other than porn and you might shed your image as
>the literary equivalent of a leaf blower.
Such language, sir, will NOT be tolerated in this newsgroup!
Oh, and as long as you're offering comments on "journalistic ability,"
be advised that real reviewers rarely write as if from a thesaurus.
--jdconsidine (who's wondering why you didn't try to find a more
impressive synonym for "leaf blower.")
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Paul Martin Barry
>
> bill.jones%mus...@akix.uucp (Bill Jones) writes:
>
> >What a fucking waste of space. Christ isn't there another place to post
> >this crap. This is about as interesting as the constant re-posting of
> >Traci Lords bios and the current Irish porn arguments.
>
> Well *THANK* you very much for your opinion! Are there any other
> articles we should censor just because you don't care for their content?
> Gee, maybe we should change the name of this group to
> alt.sex.movies.bill.jones.approved. Or maybe we should invite Serdar
> Argic to enlighten us with his history classes in *this* group as well.
>
> Please keep your bigotry to yourself.
I second that. I may not necessarily read the reviews, but that
doesn't mean I don't want them here, I prefer this to those
constant requests for bios, and trekkies asking if "star x" has
ever been naked before.
Paul...
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The Freedom Courier
Did you, by any chance, swallow a dictionary?
Ray Dawson
The Freedom Courier <div...@carson.u.washington.edu> wrote:
>bill.jones%mus...@akix.uucp (Bill Jones) writes:
>
>>It astounds me that you and some other cerebrally challenged and
Hey.. better "challenged" than dead. :P
>>sulfurous individuals have deduced that I must be homophobic based upon
[blah,blah,blah....]
>>class. Read something other than porn and you might shed your image as
>>the literary equivalent of a leaf blower.
>
>Did you, by any chance, swallow a dictionary?
Nah.. he scarfed down a thesaurus so he could duly impress all
us heathens. ;)
To Bill: I read through your response, and I do have to wonder *why*
you chose to single out Mr. Evanson's review. There have
been many other erotic film/video reviews on here, some
lacking, some not so bad. Mr. Evanson's reviews, while
certainly lengthy, are not as poor as you make them out to
be. No where near it, as a matter of fact, in comparison.
Maybe you have not been reading this group for very long.
Furthermore... this newsgroup *is* alt.sex.movies. You
might expect to find postings like his in this group. If
they ruffle your feathers so, stop reading them or the
newsgroup entirely. As for Ms. Lords... I think people
are *always* going to be curious about her.
Lurkin' back 'round the corner,
--- Ray ...
John.Hirsch
He didn't say it was below par. He said it was puisne and prolix.
Personally, I also thought it was oxnerid and dramituitously varneared, but
not as yulfried as the rixmaring gamberhoftenslufemgolanbutter.
So there.
Hi there.
Ray Peck
>bill.jones%mus...@akix.uucp (Bill Jones) writes:
>
>>. . . puisne and prolix . . .
>>. . . jejune . . .
>>. . . dithyrambic . . .
>
>Did you, by any chance, swallow a dictionary?
A thesaurus, methinks. GIF! GIF! Bill Jones deep-throating Roget!
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Pure Software 408-524-3007
Richard A Shandross
+sulfurous individuals have deduced that I must be homophobic based upon
^^^^^^^^^
+three sentences in my recent jeremiad. The fact is, I was not reproving
^^^^^^^^
+the subject matter, only the puisne and prolix way in which it was
^^^^^^ ^^^^^^
+written. That should have been obvious as I also decried the continual
+posting of the endlessly jejune pages devoted to Traci Lords. Funny, no
^^^^^^
+one assailed me for that. Why do you see the need to label someone who
+criticizes your less than dithyrambic reviews -- for whatever reason
^^^^^^^^^^^
+-- as a gay basher? My comments were directed solely at your painful
+lack of journalistic ability. If you enjoy writing, enroll in an English
+class. Read something other than porn and you might shed your image as
+the literary equivalent of a leaf blower.
+
I, for one, prefer to eschew obfuscation, finding it bombastic and wholly
unjournalistic. ("And I am unanimous in that!" - Betty Slocombe)
The reviews are hot, and I wish someone were reviewing het movies like that.
--
Rich