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Meanmymidgets
Jan 7, 2022, 12:25:03 AM1/7/22
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Leona had two claims to fame.
She could tell fortunes and she was a midget.
The local authorities frowned on her because they thought that
fortune telling was fraudulent.
They had Leona arrested.
She was placed in a holding cell.
Since she was so small she was able to squeeze between the bars
of her cell and escape.
This so incensed the judge that he ordered the local newspaper
to print an article about the culprit.
The following was printed in the paper the next day: "Small
medium at large."
She could tell fortunes and she was a midget.
The local authorities frowned on her because they thought that
fortune telling was fraudulent.
They had Leona arrested.
She was placed in a holding cell.
Since she was so small she was able to squeeze between the bars
of her cell and escape.
This so incensed the judge that he ordered the local newspaper
to print an article about the culprit.
The following was printed in the paper the next day: "Small
medium at large."
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