unusual situation
Peligro!
I have never posted to these newsgroups before, but I have been
lurking for a couple months.
My situation is as follows:
I have been dating my girlfriend for about 5 months now and everything
has gone well. I used PU techniques from ASF to get this girl. The
only thing that has ever been slightly wierd is her neighbor. She is a
college girl and she lives in the dorms next to a guy named Stan. They
are friends, but he always tries to get with her sexually. He is a
very ugly guy and is a 20 year old virgin. A couple nights ago i went
over to her room for a night of wild sex. The next day she came over
and told me that he had been begging her for months to take his
virginity. Also my girlfriend told me we were loud the night before
and Stan could hear us in his room. He came to talk to her and told
her he was going to kill himself if she did not leave me. Then he
started cutting his arm with a razor right in front of her. When she
told me about it she was crying and I am really mad at this guy. I
secretly wish he would just kill himslef so he would not cause us any
more grief. The guy is an absolute wierdo and is so jealous.....
Anyways....We are going to stay together, but any advice would be
appreciated.
Jim Dutton
Tell him to grow some nads and stop acting like Dfook and chaney.
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Paul Robinson
> Hello everyone,
>
> I have never posted to these newsgroups before, but I have been
> lurking for a couple months.
"Hello there, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
> My situation is as follows:
>
> I have been dating my girlfriend for about 5 months now and everything
> has gone well. I used PU techniques from ASF to get this girl. The
> only thing that has ever been slightly wierd is her neighbor. She is a
> college girl and she lives in the dorms next to a guy named Stan. They
> are friends, but he always tries to get with her sexually.
Unless she likes what he is doing, she should complain to campus
authorities. Sexual harassment is usually taken very seriously.
> He is a very ugly guy and is a 20 year old virgin.
The two apparently go hand-in-hand. But his problem is that he has not
learned how to either pick up women or in some way put himself into the
places where there are women who might be receptive to his advances even
if he has problems. Women don't exclusively pick men because of their
appearance, there are other factors. Hell, I'm 180 cm and 200 kg,
(6'2"/450#) and with my weight problems, if I can get laid, he can get
laid.
> A couple nights ago i went over to her room for a night of wild sex.
> The next day she came over and told me that he had been begging
> her for months to take his virginity.
Why did she put up with his whining for "months." Was she getting
something out of it? This guy has a serious case of "one-itis." He wants
a specific girl he cannot have.
> Also my girlfriend told me we were loud the night before and
> Stan could hear us in his room. He came to talk to her and told
> her he was going to kill himself if she did not leave me.
Good. Solves the problem. If he's going to act that stupidly, ain't
nobody going to help him. And if he's dead, he ain't gonna get laid
unless there's sex after death.
> Then he started cutting his arm with a razor right in front of her.
Cry for help. Has serious emotional problems as well as needs to get
laid.
> When she told me about it she was crying and I am really mad at this
> guy.
I would be too. I'd tell him if he stains the rug I'm suing his estate
for the cleanup costs.
> I secretly wish he would just kill himslef so he would not cause us any
> more grief.
> The guy is an absolute wierdo and is so jealous.....
No kidding.
> Anyways....We are going to stay together, but any advice would be
> appreciated.
Well, this kid needs some counseling to understand some things.
First, trying to use blackmail where he ends up being the victim is a
self-defeating proposal. All someone has to do is let him go through on
his threat; he's the one who suffers.
Second, he needs to learn that he cannot demand affection from someone
else, he has to earn it.
Third, he needs to understand that there are lots of women in the world,
and if he makes a bit of an effort he can find plenty of them. But he has
to ditch the self-destructive philosophy and raise his self-esteem.
Fourth, he needs to get laid. Now how does he do that? Well, someone
could point him to the Internet, point him to some of the groups and
websites where women post their information looking for guys to write back
to him. They could also point him here, to the group alt.seduction.fast,
which tries to teach the clueless how to score.
He has got perhaps the perfect, perfect pick up line. He actually is a
virgin and is looking for a woman who wants to play Aztec, to whom he can
sacrifice himself on her altar. Or at least pop his cherry, anyway. I'll
bet there are a number of women who might get a kick out of that, or
perhaps even feel sorry for the poor kid. and take him up on his offer.
--
Paul Robinson <Postm...@paul.washington.dc.us>
"The Greatest philosopher living, possibly the greatest that ever lived."
http://paul.washington.dc.us
"The lessons of history teach us - if the lessons of history teach us
anything - that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us."
Paul Robinson
> Hello everyone,
>
> I have never posted to these newsgroups before, but I have been
> lurking for a couple months.
"Hello there, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
> My situation is as follows:
>
> I have been dating my girlfriend for about 5 months
> now and everything has gone well.
Glad to hear that.
> I used PU techniques from ASF to get this girl.
Sounds good. And from what you mention below, you guys make a lot of good
sounds, too!
> The only thing that has ever been slightly wierd is her neighbor. She is
> a
> college girl and she lives in the dorms next to a guy named Stan.
Reminds me of a story. I went to meet a college coed and a friend of hers
came along because we were going to double date but he canceled at the
last minute. The other lady brought her dog along, we left him in the
room while the three of us went out. Campus police catch them walking the
dog and now she's in trouble. The other lady wanted to drive home, but me
and the coed said no, she'd been drinking too much. So we had to remove
the dog, so we went to a motel; they stayed in one room, I stayed in the
other. I had my sleeping bag with me so I could have stayed in the dorm.
And I find the attitude of the State University rather refreshing. A
female college student can have a male visitor alone with her, in her room
all night, but she cannot have a dog there at any time!
> They are friends, but he always tries to get with her sexually.
Unless she likes what he is doing, she should complain to campus
authorities. Sexual harassment is usually taken very seriously.
> He is a very ugly guy and is a 20 year old virgin.
The two apparently go hand-in-hand. But his problem is that he has not
learned how to either pick up women or in some way put himself into the
places where there are women who might be receptive to his advances even
if he has problems. Women don't exclusively pick men because of their
appearance, there are other factors. Hell, I'm 180 cm and 200 kg,
(6'2"/450#) and with my weight problems, if I can get laid, he can get
laid.
> A couple nights ago i went over to her room for a night of wild sex.
I'd say everything HAS gone well for you!
> The next day she came over and told me that he had been begging her for
> months to take his virginity.
Why did she put up with his whining for "months?" Was she getting
something out of it like he did things for her? This guy has a serious
case of "one-itis." He wants a specific girl he cannot have.
> Also my girlfriend told me we were loud the night before and Stan could
> hear us in his room.
I'll bet he was really pleased to hear that. NOT.
> He came to talk to her and told her he was going to kill himself if she
> did not leave me.
Good. Solves the problem. If he's going to act that stupidly, ain't
nobody going to help him. And if he's dead, he ain't gonna get laid
unless there's sex after death.
> Then he started cutting his arm with a razor right in front of her.
Cry for help. Has serious emotional problems as well as needs to get
laid. Tell him if he really wants to kill himself, using a razor is a
very unpleasant way to do it. Jumping off a building might be better; one
big crunch and it's over. But avoid hitting any parked cars. Also, was
he cutting his ARM, or his wrist? Cutting the wrist can sever tendons and
allow the person to bleed out. Cutting the arm might just create a
superficial wound that will heal.
You can inform the authorities. Committing suicide is illegal in all
states. Actually, attempting to commit suicide is illegal. Committing
suicide means you succeeded and they can't prosecute because you're dead.
Some places take it very seriously. In China, for example, attempting to
commit suicide is punishable by death.
> When she told me about it she was crying and I am really mad at this
> guy.
I would be too. I'd tell him if he stains the rug and he lives we're
making him pay for the damage. If he succeeds you're suing his estate for
the cleanup costs.
> I secretly wish he would just kill himslef so he would not cause us
> any more grief. The guy is an absolute wierdo and is so jealous.....
No kidding.
> Anyways....We are going to stay together, but any advice would be
> appreciated.
Well, this kid needs some counseling to understand some things.
First, trying to use blackmail where he ends up being the victim is a
self-defeating proposal. All someone has to do is let him go through on
his threat; he's the one who suffers.
Second, he needs to learn that he cannot demand affection from someone
else, he has to earn it.
Third, he needs to understand that there are lots of women in the world,
and if he makes a bit of an effort he can find plenty of them. But he has
to ditch the self-destructive philosophy and raise his self-esteem.
Fourth, he needs to get laid. Or, to quote Robin Williams from "Good
Morning Vietnam", "This is a man who is in serious need of a blowjob."
Now how does he do that? Well, someone could point him to the Internet,
point him to some of the groups and websites where women post their
information looking for guys to write back to him. They could also point
him here, to the group alt.seduction.fast, which tries to teach the
clueless how to score.
He has got perhaps the perfect, perfect pick up line. He actually is a
virgin and is looking for a woman who wants to play Aztec, to whom he can
sacrifice himself on her altar. Or at least pop his cherry, anyway. I'll
bet there are a number of women who might get a kick out of that, or
perhaps even feel sorry for the poor kid. and take him up on his offer.
A woman has a distinct advantage with a virgin. He doesn't know anything,
he doesn't have the alleged years of experience with women and the
arrogance to think he knows what she wants in bed whether or not she
agrees with him. Which means she can teach him to make love to her in
ways that will be pleasing to her, and at the same time, when he finishes
he will have enjoyed the experience too.
spamo_@yahoo.com Master
"Jim Dutton" <j...@panix.com> wrote in message
news:b01mgo$hh4$1...@panix1.panix.com...
> In article <422e12d5.03011...@posting.google.com>,
> Peligro! <srew...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >Hello everyone,
> >
> >I have never posted to these newsgroups before, but I have been
> >lurking for a couple months.
> >
> >My situation is as follows:
> >
> >I have been dating my girlfriend for about 5 months now and everything
> >has gone well. I used PU techniques from ASF to get this girl. The
> >only thing that has ever been slightly wierd is her neighbor. She is a
> >college girl and she lives in the dorms next to a guy named Stan. They
> >are friends, but he always tries to get with her sexually. He is a
> >very ugly guy and is a 20 year old virgin. A couple nights ago i went
> >over to her room for a night of wild sex. The next day she came over
> >and told me that he had been begging her for months to take his
> >virginity. Also my girlfriend told me we were loud the night before
> >and Stan could hear us in his room. He came to talk to her and told
> >her he was going to kill himself if she did not leave me. Then he
> >started cutting his arm with a razor right in front of her. When she
> >told me about it she was crying and I am really mad at this guy. I
> >secretly wish he would just kill himslef so he would not cause us any
> >more grief. The guy is an absolute wierdo and is so jealous.....
> >
> >Anyways....We are going to stay together, but any advice would be
> >appreciated.
>
> Tell him to grow some nads and stop acting like Dfook and chaney.
id say stay far from him...very far...the guys a mess, hes gonna actually
kill himself eventually...most people who cut themselves end up taking it
further and further until... ...as for your girlfreind, tell her to report
it...campus authorities should do something about it...but i guarantee shes
gonna have a weirdo stalker problem after that...and for that your gonna
need the police...
good luck ...your gonna need it....
Charlotte L. Blackmer
Have her run, not walk, to the Resident Advisors or Resident Director for
the dorm. IMMEDIATELY.
They should know how to find the Home for Kooked-Out Students (and
interface with the cops if necessary).
Good thing she lives in a dorm, actually, since there are people being
paid to deal with problems like this.
Charlotte
minmay lynn
better yet, call the police on his ass
-min
"Peligro!" <srew...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:422e12d5.03011...@posting.google.com...
LazyMonkey
> lurking for a couple months.
Yeah Me too!
>she lives in the dorms next to a guy named Stan.
Hey like that Emien song?!
They > are friends, but he always tries to get with her sexually. He is a >
very ugly guy and is a 20 year old virgin.
Boy that must suck?!!!
A couple nights ago i went> over to her room for a night of wild sex.
Kick Ass! One for the home team!!!
Also my girlfriend told me we were loud the night before> and Stan could
hear us in his room.
Once again....kick ass!!!
He came to talk to her and told her he was going to kill himself if she did
not leave me. Then he started cutting his arm with a razor right in front of
her.
Maybe you should send an anonymous note on how to properly kill yourself.
That way it won't be so messy. And then he can feel secure that he did the
job right. Personally I'd recommend hanging yourself, BUT make sure the
rope is new and there is adequate weight to your ankles to snap your
neck....VERY important...otherwise you'll get stuck choking to death for
HOURS. I've seen the pics...not pretty.
>I secretly wish he would just kill himslef so he would not cause us any
more grief. The guy is an absolute wierdo and is so jealous.....
Have you ever confronted the guy? And becareful what you wish
for....sometimes you may get it....but, it's never exactly what you
want(Sort of like those twilight zone episodes where the devil tricks ther
person) i.e. a murder/suicide?!! I think most of the people who responded
pretty much hit the nail on the head. Contact the "Authorities" and let
them handle it....the smart thing to do too is for your GF to move to
another dorm. As for what I'd do....well if he's made a public display of
his threats of suicide...it would be easy to take him out and make it look
like suicide. Of course THAT'S NOT MY ADVICE...and I would leave such
actions to the "experts." but, then again I'm the first to admit that I
need to work on my interpersonal skills. >=]
Simon