Re: The ULTIMATE PUG competition...
thurdust
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> non_na_ya_biz <non_na...@yahoo.com> wrote in
> news:1184987963.7...@g4g2000hsf.googlegroups.com:
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>> I have just decided to toss down a MAJOR challenge to anyone that
>> thinks they can teach pickup skills to others. The first PUG to
>> complete the challenge will win my undying loyalty, my business, and
>> referrals to everyone I know. Most likely, the PUG that can complete
>> this challenge will be unrivaled and universally proclaimed **THE
>> GREATEST PICKUP INSTRUCTOR IN THE UNIVERSE**
>>
>> Here it is...
>>
>> Using only teaching methods, at least partly documented on tape and/or
>> video, with at least a moderately attractive female, not being paid
>> for her services as the "target"... show Gordon Ray Parker, alias Ray
>> Gordon, seducing a woman successfully.
>>
That would require Gordon to actually leave his mommy's apartment, so that
would never happen. Although, according to his "blog", he is on vacation
this week, so may be it is possible for him to leave his mommy's apartment.
But the whole "interact with other humans" thing just isn't believable.
Theirfore, even if every PUG on the planet combined their forces to get
Gordon laid, the whole project would be moot as no one who is familiar with
Gordon would believe it, while the people who aren't familiar with Gordon
won't care.
>>
>> If you think you can teach ANYONE to get laid, here is the ultimate
>> challenge to show you can do so. It's time for the folks in the
>> seduction community to show just how good their methods really are.
>> Get Gordon laid and it will prove, undeniably, that your methods work
>>
>>
>> Good luck....
>>
>>
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> There you go again, threatening gordon roy parker with death...
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> You should be ashamed of yourself...
>
Gee Krus, I didn't see one single mention of Coffee in there.
Krus T. Olfard
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I know, but I've thought about it a bit and decided that it is probably
NOT the coffee that makes him consider it a death threat but instead that
in order to accept the invite he would have to leave his mommy's
apartment and perhaps anything that would require him to leave mommy's
apartment may be the death threat.
Then again, since we are talking about gordy roy, it might be anything at
all or nothing that any sane person could understand...
--
I'm an opinionated bastard. Everything I post is my opinion. If you do
not like my opinions then killfile me - if you like my opinions then send
me money.
JJTj
>> Gee Krus, I didn't see one single mention of Coffee in there.
>>
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>I know, but I've thought about it a bit and decided that it is probably
>NOT the coffee that makes him consider it a death threat but instead that
>in order to accept the invite he would have to leave his mommy's
>apartment and perhaps anything that would require him to leave mommy's
>apartment may be the death threat.
grp-is just afraid he'll have to TRY to interact with people, and in
a coffee shop, there is sure to be women around. Gordon is deathly
afraid of women. INCLUDING his mommie. Remember, it was his mommie
who stood by and let/asked/applauded her BF of the moment to kick
the snot out of him. Woman steal his 'jobs' <hehehehe>, and a woman
<women?> (human, maybe K9?) who gave him his STD he is so proud of.
Women throw drinks in his face, refuse to read his printouts, avoid
his prawns, and most of all, a woman is something he cannot be, and
that makes him want to kill himself over it. Women have underage
gymnasts whom grp-ie lusts over...and, "..if it were legal.." he'd
want to die...of have his mommie hit with a "..baseball bat..".
Face it, Gordon Roy "..i was jesus.." Parker fears women...
JJTj
---- Proof of Gordon Roy Parker stating women deserve to be raped & murdered :
>>From: r____a__...@juno.com (Outfoxing The Foxes)
>>Subject: Re: Need A Piece Of Advice
>>Date: 1998/11/02
>>Message-ID: <19981102.144604.2648...@juno.com>
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>>Newsgroups: alt.romance
>>Look at the way women treat "losers" and you will see
>>why they wind up beaten, murdered, raped, robbed, disrespected, and
>>oppressed. It is because women DESERVE it. The ones who harmed me
>>should thank their lucky stars that I didn't react like a primate and
>>just dump them six feet underground. Unfortunately, premeditated murder
>>would ruin this ethical thing I have going for me, although on a primal
>>level it is quite appealing.
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> From: iteachhypno...@aol.come4menow (Ray Gordon)
> Newsgroups: alt.romance
> Date: 20 Feb 2001 00:04:52 GMT
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> Subject: AMAZING PROOF WOMEN ARE WHORES
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> I go online as a female secretary looking for work again.
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> Idiot lawyer solicits me for a job.
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> Gives me his REAL name.
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> His pic.
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> The name of his firm.
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> The name of the previous secretary he "wore out" before firing her.
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> And a TON of other evidence which I could EASILY use to verify his
> identity.
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> I thought about all the "Defenders of women" and how SILENT they'd be
> EVEN IF I posted all the evidence here.
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> Never mind that he SOLICITED A PROSTITUTE in addition to
> discriminating.
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> This is a very good-looking man. Very successful.
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> What you folks would call a "winner."
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> I wonder what God would call him?
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> Of course, people would STILL say it's MY attitude, even in the face
> of evidence like this.
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> Nothing makes me suicidal more quickly than to see this up front.
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> I believe suicide should be a fundamental legal right.
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> Suicide on demand.
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> My body, my choice.
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> A lawsuit can make that a reality. If I win, EVERY person gets the
> right to end their lives at any time for any reason.
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> I think of all the neurotic women who would go off the deep end at
> some point under that law and how the gene pool would self-cleanse so
> quickly.
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> I do have pity for the people who know these truths and ignore them,
> and what God will do to them for trying to blame me and for ignoring
> what happens to "women" while pretending to be their defenders.
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> DISCLAIMER: I left USENET but have returned as "one-way Ray." I post
> but refuse to respond to people who can't handle truth about women and
> who feel compelled to lie about me.
>
non_na_ya_biz
> > Subject: AMAZING PROOF WOMEN ARE WHORES
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> - Show quoted text -
And so, this is why it is the ULTIMATE challenge. If a PUG can teach
Gordon to be able to at least manage to have some social skill...
imagine the power of the teaching he (or she) could provide to more
well adjusted customers.
Can Ross Jeffries "Speed Seduction" talk the way into key to a woman's
heart?
Is Mystery's Method the means to winning with the fairer sex?
Can Juggler manage to flip a social loser into a winner?
Is Formhandle's web portal the repository of knowledge that holds the
answers?
Can Tyler's Real Social Dynamics really provide social understanding?
Or is it all just hype?
Who has the real goods to make someone as inept as Gordon into a
ladies man? Surely this seduction business is serious and stalwart. If
the methods work.. then proving it via Gordon should be the crucible
that shows just how effective they can be.
JJTj
>Who has the real goods to make someone as inept as Gordon into a
>ladies man?
You are confused, because grp-ie has major MAJOR problems
where ANYBODY's 'goods' will not help. The only thing
that COULD help is PROFESSIONAL help, which grp-ie avoids.
The only person who can help Gordon is Gordon..
..and Gordon is afraid of himself...
ANY woman who would want a herpes infested child molesting
hate monging coward like PArker is NOT the norm. She
is either like him, or less (imagine that!). Pure slag..
..sounds like you are trolling here..
JJTj
------------Sung to the N.Y. Dolls song "Personality Crisis" ----
YEEEAAHHHHH!!! YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH..
<WAIT> NO NO NO NO ..NO NO NO.. N0! N0!
Well we can't take him this week
And his dolls don't want another S-P-E-A-CCCCC-HHH !!!
Hoping for a better day when this newsloon just goes away..
all' about that "..inexcusable failure.."
...if he likes it &/or no-t..
But now his um, 'hellen' & herpes, 'dats whot he got..
(Judge hadd'a rule about that "..inexcusable..") yeah...yeah yeah yeah...
But now he needs to be a man, now he got to be 'da man'..
AND he KNOWS he gots to do it all, NOW NOW WOWS !!!
But he thinks about the times he failed, on every account..
when it sure got to be a 'drag' when he wanted 2 kill his'self..
he has to deal with "..AOL.." chat rooms where he molested about
(He molest' 'bout..)
All 'bout his "..inexcusable failure.."
..a Judge told him that.....that's what he got..
But now his mommie, and dollies, 'dats all he got..
Judge GOTTA SHOUT ABOUT HIS "..inexcusable.."
YEAH YEAH YEAH...YEAH...
<break for crowd to think the song is over..>
And he's a... coward hate monger on that 9/11 afternoon..
<livin proof of a real lonnie-toon ! ! >
change on into da sock-puppet, fooling no 1 2 soon..
he WETS his UNDER-ROOOOOSSSSSS!!!!!!
......"..inexcusable failure.."
if he likes it &/or no-t....It's always "..NOT.."
But now um, 'hellen' and herpes ' dats whot he got..
That loser "..INEXCUSABLE FAILURE !!!!.."
YEAH YEAH..YEAH YEAH..
Now, with all da perks and free rides that his mommie pays
His dollies become his 'private friends' nite n day..
That "..inexcusable.." 's (failing to do it all againnnnn)
(ah ah..no longer fun..)
"..inexcusable.." will his pain ever end..?
<not 2 B so much like a..>
"..inexcusable.." impression of a joke,
..n 2 pretend 2 pretend 2 pretend too pretend,
"..inexcusable ..".." dreams of celebrities he'll never meet
(he lives their life off television)
Talkin' about that "..inexcusable failure.."
if he likes it &/or no-t....It's always "..NOT.."
But now um, 'hellen' and herpes ' dats whot he got..
hey grp-ie don't you worry
"..inexcusable failure.." please don't cry
he's just a "..inexcusable failure.." and cannot stop
Because he walks a "..inexcusable.."
Talks a "..inexcusable failure.."