Gun's "Dynamic Sex Life"
Vince Runza
not a "shill" for Gun, you'll have to find the URL yourself. If you want to
shill for Gun, he has an affiliate program available.
GORK, I'm sure you'll find some way to twist this into something it's not.
BTW, GORK, do you have an affiliate program for your seduction method?
GORK! Klaatu Barada Nicto!
--
Vince
Formhandle
I highly recommend that since GORK sounds like a Kilgon name, everyone should be
responding to GORK with Klingon-sounding verbiage from now on. Not only will we all
satisfy the urge to respond to this fuck, but it will leave him with NOTHING to respond
to and nobody on here to talk to but himself.
For example:
GORK: "Gurus giving drugs to minors as lure to satanistic parties?"
Response: "Ploog plack gim hoo."
GORK: "Do you want to be sued??"
Response: "Eneek pok dak pla!"
BTW, I haven't read the Gunwitch book yet but until I do I'll second that recommendation
by default.
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Ray Gordon
"I hear you're tough....mostly from you, but that's what I hear."
Who's going to be left to read the e-books once everyone has written one?
HeeroYuy
"Ray Gordon" <r...@cybersheet.com> wrote in message
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> Something a Steven Seagal character once said in a movie would apply here.
I would think Gordon could do better than quote a cheesy line from a bad
actor in a movie. Of course, I'm probably giving Gordon too much credit.
>
> "I hear you're tough....mostly from you, but that's what I hear."
Quoth the "man" who, to date, has backed down out of each and every
challenge he himself issued.
>
> Who's going to be left to read the e-books once everyone has written one?
More people... newbies to be exact. There are always new people.
Ray Gordon
here.
>
> I would think Gordon could do better than quote a cheesy line from a bad
> actor in a movie. Of course, I'm probably giving Gordon too much credit.
He did pretty well for a "bad actor" and got some pretty good women too
(Kelly LeBrock).
HeeroYuy
A bad actor is someone that is typecast easily. I could never imagine Mr.
Segal being able to play anything other than a guy out for revenge or some
renegade cop.
Ray Gordon
bad
> >> actor in a movie. Of course, I'm probably giving Gordon too much
credit.
> >
> > He did pretty well for a "bad actor" and got some pretty good women too
> > (Kelly LeBrock).
>
> A bad actor is someone that is typecast easily. I could never imagine Mr.
> Segal being able to play anything other than a guy out for revenge or some
> renegade cop.
Ah but he is a crusader who takes out the bad guys. One of his better
movies was On Deadly Ground, which had a clear message, but of course his
fans generally didn't get it.
Seagal (not Segal) understands his audience. Why do you think there are
never more than three words in the titles?
Hard To Kill
Out For Justice
Marked For Death
Above The Law
Here he stagnated, so he expanded his audience to those who could only grasp
two words:
Under Seige (I and II)
Executive Decision
Exit Wounds
He then helped that audience grow to three-word titles when he appeared in:
Fire Down Below
Half Past Dead.
I wrote a Steven Seagal "Fanfic" once called "On The Toilet" where he was
stuck on the toilet taking a shit every time the bad guys cleaned house, and
he wound up the only survivor each time.
aardvark9084
aardvark
"HeeroYuy" <h@h.h> wrote in message
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Gunwitch30
culmination of everything I have ever written or discovered about
women in my entire life that works. I must say the positive reviews so
far have made all the time and headaches involved in writing it
worthwhile.
Get laid not liked!
http://www.dynamicsexlife.com/
Mr Nifty
Ray! If I had to compare you to a fictional Hollywood character it would
HAVE to be Rupert Pupkin from "The King Of Comedy". A great film by Martin
Scorsese.
Check it out, see the parallels.
(he said as he clicked send...)
I M Constantine
<snip>
>I wrote a Steven Seagal "Fanfic" once called "On The Toilet" where he was
stuck on the toilet taking a shit every time the bad guys cleaned house, and he
wound up the only survivor each time.<<
Gork da plat hoo jerkoffs ta Mistra Seagal.
Krus T. Olfard
> Seagal (not Segal) understands his audience. Why do you think there
> are never more than three words in the titles?
>
> Hard To Kill
> Out For Justice
> Marked For Death
> Above The Law
>
> Here he stagnated, so he expanded his audience to those who could only
> grasp two words:
>
> Under Seige (I and II)
> Executive Decision
> Exit Wounds
>
> He then helped that audience grow to three-word titles when he
> appeared in:
>
> Fire Down Below
> Half Past Dead.
>
>
You do have this one dead on.
Maybe that should be his next two-word title:
"Dead On" starring Steven Seagal.
He could go almost anywhere with a title like that.
Formhandle
Kloop tap prok noosh par! Dreck nook pak in tar!
HeeroYuy
"aardvark9084" <aardvar...@insightbb.com> wrote in message
news:GRmAc.107807$3x.83949@attbi_s54...
> it's not even the first time he's used this lame-assed line.
>
>
> aardvark
I know, which makes it even more sad, for Gordon doesn't have a wit at all.
Alex
r...@cybersheet.com wrote on 6/17/04 3:10 PM:
> I wrote a Steven Seagal "Fanfic" once called "On The Toilet" where he was
> stuck on the toilet taking a shit every time the bad guys cleaned house, and
> he wound up the only survivor each time.
Sounds about Gordon's level.
Fanfic about shit.
Go see a psychiatrist, Gordon.
I M Constantine
>"aardvark9084"
> it's not even the first time he's used this lame-assed line.<<
>I know, which makes it even more sad, for Gordon doesn't have a wit at all.<<
Gork na wit bekraw Gumby noggin hoo shapen.
Vince Runza
here.
>
> "I hear you're tough....mostly from you, but that's what I hear."
You shouldn't call attention to yourself like this, GORK. It fits you to a
"T".
> Who's going to be left to read the e-books once everyone has written one?
Innumerate - baffled by numbers large than, say, five. Apparently, GORK can
only count to 21 if he's naked.
--
Vince
Vince Runza
Until, of course, he smacked her around and she dumped him. Nice paragon to
pick, GORK. Typical of you to show you have no critical faculty. You admire
that which is despicable.
--
Vince
EditorialStaff
>
> GORK! Klaatu Barada Nicto!
Nict fluct blarnee kwando floo...
-=-
This message was posted via two or more anonymous remailing services.
Vince Runza
message news:68OX347838155.899224537@anonymous...
> Vince Runza wrote:
> >
> > GORK! Klaatu Barada Nicto!
>
> Nict fluct blarnee kwando floo...
Uh, my line was from the classic Sci-Fi movie, "The Day the Earth Stood
Still." 1952, Michael Rennie, Patricia Neal, Sam Jaffe. "Gort" was the
robot.
--
Vince
Alex
wrote on 6/17/04 9:32 PM:
The line also made an appearance in "Army of Darkness."
Vince Runza
> >>
> >> Nict fluct blarnee kwando floo...
> >
> > Uh, my line was from the classic Sci-Fi movie, "The Day the Earth Stood
> > Still." 1952, Michael Rennie, Patricia Neal, Sam Jaffe. "Gort" was the
> > robot.
>
> The line also made an appearance in "Army of Darkness."
And an episode of The Monkees!
--
Vince
Alex
wrote on 6/17/04 9:41 PM:
Before or after they tried to actually play their music?
John C. Randolph From:
It's interesting, what the people you admire reveals about you.
Let's see... Segal, Castro, that idiot Jessica Simpson? What do these
people have in common?
-jcr
EditorialStaff
>
> EditorialStaff wrote:
>> Vince Runza wrote:
>>>
>>> GORK! Klaatu Barada Nicto!
>>
>> Nict fluct blarnee kwando floo...
>
> Uh, my line was from the classic Sci-Fi movie, "The
> Day the Earth Stood Still." 1952, Michael Rennie,
> Patricia Neal, Sam Jaffe. "Gort" was the robot.
Yes, we know. Ours was a line from the famous 1984 George
Carlin appearance at The Fox Theater in Atlanta, where he
bespoke of phrases in the English Language that were not
necessarily indicative of their intended meaning.
To wit: "In your own words."
"I've been using the same ones everyone else uses!"
"Does anyone really have their 'own' words?
"The next time someone says, 'tell us, in your own words'
you should say 'Nict fluct blarnee kwando floo!'"
JFR2940 informed us that you of all people should
recognize the secondary source for this one, Mr. Runza.
It's ponderous man, really ponderous...
--
The Editorial Staff
-----
A quote from "Ray Gordon"
"(For a dissenting opinion on my character, please visit
the following website: http://members.tripod.com/~rayfaq.html)*
This site contains many lies about me, but as a defender of
free speech I fully support its right to exist."
-Message-ID: <6ertau$76b$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>
*The original RayFAQ was removed from the internet as a
result of dozens of complaints from Gordon Roy Parker.
Freedom of Speech is WORTHLESS without Social Responsibility.
Ray Gordon
> culmination of everything I have ever written or discovered about
> women in my entire life that works. I must say the positive reviews so
> far have made all the time and headaches involved in writing it
> worthwhile.
Oh please, PLEASE tell everyone here again about what a big, strong, tough
guy you are!!
<snicker>
Vince Runza
tough
> guy you are!!
>
> <snicker>
Have you seen his pic? Remember, he's met people in real life who can
attest to his toughness. As for you...
<guffaw>
--
Vince
Vince Runza
> recognize the secondary source for this one, Mr. Runza.
>
> It's ponderous man, really ponderous...
Hey, I never said I was perfect! "Dammit, Jim, I'm a Doctor of Love, not a
Doctor of Trivia!"
--
Vince
Daedalus
wrote:
Are you trying to defame him and hurt his business, pantyhead?
Jade
Ray Gordon
Truly strong men don't need physicality.
Not that a convicted heroin trafficker would know much about "inner
strength."
Ray Gordon
was
> > stuck on the toilet taking a shit every time the bad guys cleaned house,
and
> > he wound up the only survivor each time.
>
> Sounds about Gordon's level.
>
> Fanfic about shit.
>
> Go see a psychiatrist, Gordon.
Alex is a wannabe psychologist, it seems.
Or he's just being hyperbolic and doesn't really mean what he says.
Vince Runza
Then why did you throw down the gauntlet with JJT? Oh, that's right, since
you WUSSIED OUT from that challenge, you have to decry physicality.
> Not that a convicted heroin trafficker would know much about "inner
> strength."
Admitting my mistake and never running away from responsibility gets me
respect that your COWARDLY sniping will never garner.
--
Vince
Ray Gordon
>
> Then why did you throw down the gauntlet with JJT?
Oh, that's right, since
> you WUSSIED OUT from that challenge, you have to decry physicality.
The convicted heroin trafficker is ignoring that JJT offered an illegal
challenge in response to my legal one. As a convicted heroin trafficker,
however, one should not expect him to hold the law in the same regard as
those of us without criminal records.
> > Not that a convicted heroin trafficker would know much about "inner
> > strength."
>
> Admitting my mistake and never running away from responsibility gets me
> respect that your COWARDLY sniping will never garner.
What the convicted heroin trafficker calls "respect" is just the utility he
provides to those who would like to attack me themselves, but wouldn't want
to risk the legal consequences.
No one respects convicted heroin traffickers, even if they find them useful
for limited purposes. This is obvious.
Ray Gordon
Turning the wrong corner in one's car is a mistake.
Dealing heroin is a heinous crime.
Gee, how does one get such a SHORT sentence for that?
I M Constantine
>Truly strong men don't need physicality.<<
Dat gat "truly strong men" na plat onlinegak FEM.
aardvark9084
> > > Truly strong men don't need physicality.
> >
> > Then why did you throw down the gauntlet with JJT?
> Oh, that's right, since
> > you WUSSIED OUT from that challenge, you have to decry physicality.
>
> The convicted heroin trafficker is ignoring that JJT offered an illegal
> challenge in response to my legal one. As a convicted heroin trafficker,
> however, one should not expect him to hold the law in the same regard as
> those of us without criminal records.
>
>
> > > Not that a convicted heroin trafficker would know much about "inner
> > > strength."
> >
> > Admitting my mistake and never running away from responsibility gets me
> > respect that your COWARDLY sniping will never garner.
>
> What the convicted heroin trafficker calls "respect" is just the utility
he
> provides to those who would like to attack me themselves, but wouldn't
want
> to risk the legal consequences.
your continued carping on the subject always knowing that you are wrong is
laughable. hahahahaha, stupid.
> No one respects convicted heroin traffickers, even if they find them
useful
> for limited purposes. This is obvious.
a lie. i do respect heroin traffickers. they provide a product and/or
service that people want. who wants your product, ray?
how does it feel, ray, to have a joke of a seduction system that is of less
desireability to people than a dangerous drug? i don't use drugs or even
drink but i'd rather be a crack addict than use your techniques.
you are the slimiest of slimy, ray. you address the man as his past rather
than him as a human being. your motives are more than transparent, they are
absurdly cruel and pointless.
it's time for you to shut up about vince, you aimless putz. you are still
not worthy enough to scrape the mud off his shoes much less judge him for
anything you happen to dislike about him. were you aware that for the rest
of your miserable life that everytime you get yanked into court that you'll
have to sit powerless to end your own ceaseless pain as you nervously stew
and squirm while your sick 9/11 blatherings are read to the judge?
please tell us how you're going to explain that away to decent people
anywhere. the judge will not just judge the case against you but will also
*judge you* based on your comments about the office workers you shamelessly
badmouthed on that day. still like to bring up people's pasts, stupid?
how's that for a "past"? how do you like those fucking apples?
aardvark
Gunwitch30
> > > Oh please, PLEASE tell everyone here again about what a big, strong,
> tough
> > > guy you are!!
> > >
> > > <snicker>
Yeah I have to say I feel my character has been defamed here.
Get laid not liked!
http://www.dynamicsexlife.com/
Ray Gordon
> > tough
> > > > guy you are!!
> > > >
> > > > <snicker>
>
>
> Yeah I have to say I feel my character has been defamed here.
Wow, now he's a tough guy in or out of court!
Bet the chicks LOVE it!
Ray Gordon
>
>
> Yeah I have to say I feel my character has been defamed here.
No, it was <snickered>
Ray Gordon
Vince Runza
>
> Gee, how does one get such a SHORT sentence for that?
Objection. Asked and answered.
--
Vince
Alex
r...@cybersheet.com wrote on 6/18/04 10:18 AM:
Go see a psychiatrist.
Jason
> 3-1 says this name sticks.
Goonwitch?
Nah, I think GORK is a more appropriate name for you than 'goonwitch'.
But if you'd rather be called 'goonwitch', that's fine too. We'll let
you decide.
GORK or Goonwitch?
-Jason
HeeroYuy
> 3-1 says this name sticks.
3-1 says it won't... unless only Gordon uses it.
Gunwitch30
You say it yourself that chicks go for violent and abusive men.
Though I am not ULTRA violent and don't get off on beating up chicks
or anything, I do project this same sort of hyper masculine image, as
the biker or mobster or athlete, only I dont go 100% stupid and not
care about consequences as those types will.
You cant have it both ways, saying my machoism isnt warranted AND
that chicks dig it at the same time. Unless perhaps you think I
shouldnt bother to let out the side of myself that gets me laid, give
guys techniques to allow them to let out more of this side, or even
perhaps that no one should be worried about getting laid at all!?
Ray Gordon
> >
> > Bet the chicks LOVE it!
>
> You say it yourself that chicks go for violent and abusive men.
Stupid chicks do. Even stupid hotties. Of course, there's always a tougher
Bluto out there so it's no bargain even for the tough guy.
> Though I am not ULTRA violent and don't get off on beating up chicks
> or anything, I do project this same sort of hyper masculine image, as
> the biker or mobster or athlete, only I dont go 100% stupid and not
> care about consequences as those types will.
Obviously not or you wouldn't be a free man. If the law of the jungle
applied, many men would be stronger and tougher.
> You cant have it both ways, saying my machoism isnt warranted AND
> that chicks dig it at the same time.
I never said chicks didn't dig this.
>Unless perhaps you think I
> shouldnt bother to let out the side of myself that gets me laid, give
> guys techniques to allow them to let out more of this side, or even
> perhaps that no one should be worried about getting laid at all!?
My general view is that there are too many "juiced up" wannabe alphas (not
juice as in steroids, but just attitude) who are carrying a lot of pride
along with a chip on their shoulder, being conditioned by many advisors not
to back down, to protect their rep, and do just about everything that causes
the inner-city murders one reads about (those fights are often over the same
things).
You basically need a chick who believes in "peace through strength" and
that's rare, because most of them want a goon they can use against others.
That your method works is unquestionable. The question is what are the
risks, the requirements, and how will men adopt this type of persona? The
way I've seen the newbies handle some of the theory, I could see where they
might not fully grasp what it means to be a tough guy, especially when using
it to get women. If you're an actual tough guy it comes naturally, and of
course most tough guys avoid fights whenever they can.
That said, I've seen other gurus who do things that I definitely wouldn't
recommend trying in clubs, given the potential for extreme negative
reactions. Foxhunting was specifically designed to eliminate the need for a
man to fight over women and to reduce the risk of some idiot AFC AMOG
causing problems.
I'd rather get laid without having to concern myself with other men whenever
possible. That's just efficiency. I'm also not the slightest bit
intimidated by anyone who is physically tough, having dealt with enough of
them in my time, or someone who has money and power, as they have tried just
about everything against me as well.
As for being aggressive with women, that's a numbers game: "make the ho say
no" is a good motto for any guy in search of one. I also have a general
rule that whatever a man does to get a woman, he's going to have to do to
keep her, and if she's into guys who are tough or violent, that should be a
red flag for the guy, even if he can get laid easily.
To give an example of how a tough guy can find problems, rapper Beanie
Seagal was facing an attempted murder rap over an incident outside a strip
club on 52nd Street (a black area of west Philly), where a stripper was (all
this is ALLEGEDLY) arguing with a customer, called Beanie on his cell, he
showed up, said "Which one?" as in which guy did it, she pointed him out,
and he did whatever it was that got him charged.
Now why would a millionaire rapper do this for a stripper? If he did do it,
he's stupid, and if not, he's being harassed by the cops who thought he did.
Either way, it's not good.
Vince Runza
> 3-1 says this name sticks.
You lose! Nobody's called you GOONWITCH. Then again, nobody's called
Gun that name, either.
Wanna predict something else, so we can laugh at you some more?
Vince
P.S. Jack's kid brother is in contact with The Editorial Staff. Also,
he's on summer vacation. No telling where he might end up - after his
week at the beach...