Field Report -- The Confidence Grows Stronger - again, help need at the bottom
MTGawd
just sarging at the watering hole looking for a newbie that I could lay this
stuff on.
Even though I know cats at the local watering hole, I still don't feel like I
am putting on the right vibe when I roll in. I still feel like the regular me,
rolling in, getting a beer, not smiling and energetic and watching football and
paying attention to that only. It seems strange that to the regulars, I turn
out to be the energetic, "say hi to everyone" bubbly dude. The regulars know I
am somewhat introverted and don't talk much and will only give a "What's up..."
So I modify my shit...I get on my celly with real phone calls and talk to my
friend and we have convo that I can be animated and fun and laughing and shit
like that...I do that while scoping out the spot. That is my security
blanket...I can display that I am an animated dude on the celly and not look
like the boring fuck drinking a beer and watching football.
Anyhow, I was sitting at a table at the bar that sits two...two older broads
who are like 45 or so walk in and look upset because there is no space. Well
since i am yacking on my phone with just the city paper on the table and no
drink, I let them have it, figuring I would sarge them later. They were happy
I gave up the spot for them. I didn't bother with them because there were
other sets more interesting.
So, I went outside and yakked more on my celly...I was talking to the love of
my life (lives overseas and we have a deep love, but a few issues) and I told
her about the seduction shit I was doing. She wasn't happy. But that is a
WHOLE 'nother story.
Anyhoo, since I had a mental map in my mind of who I wanted to sarge at the
bar, I got off the phone and headed in.
I was genuinely interested in the cowboys - saints game for fantasy football
purposes and started getting some social proof and was talking with some
strangers at the bar about Drew Brees and how New Orleans has been a
surprise...blah, blah, blah...Got into a nice convo and my target was to my
left, but she was talking to some dude. She was there watching the game, but
from her body language, she was NOT with him, but I wanted to validate that. I
patiently chatted with dudes and the target went to get a smoke so the dude was
isolated and she was outside. I asked him all about the Saints stats and he
ran down some shit...Cool...I didn't ask how he knew the girl, but I was
totally cool and thankful for him giving me info...He seemed like he wasn't an
obstace.
Now, she comes back in...I am ready to open her...I open her after a few
minutes of her getting settled in...I looked at my treo and said out loud, "Oh
shit!" Then I quickly turned to the target and said, "I could really value a
ladies opinion..." and did the jealous girl routine.
It worked like a charm. I got her to elecit values. No problem. Told her she
had a great head on her shoulders and a strong, positive vibe. She blushed.
Ran the natural woman pattern on her (false time constraint thrown in) she
blushed more. told her I could look in her eyes and see so much. Then after
that, did "The Cube" with her. But with teases :) (false time constraint) I
only gave her the cube and the ladder and teased the flowers. When she heard
the cube and ladder interpretation, she was soooooooooo into me...The bartender
kept trying to give her another corona, but she was so fixed on me, she didnt
notice him....hahahahahaha
In the middle of a great vibe, I said, I had to go. Told her we can continue
this convo another time, what should we do? We need to finish your analysis.
She said she LOVED shit like this...hahahahahah...She was SO into the
Cube...This cube shit is DEADLY. She was a little slow and pulled her cellphone
out. In my head, I was like, "??????" She is kind flustered or something.
well, I had a napkin in reach and a pen from where I paid my bill by siging the
credit card and handed it to her. She wrote her number down with no thoughts.
I kiss cheek thing and where I pointed to my cheek. She gave me some fake azz
air kiss. I was like, "what kind of weak shit is that? I just gave you some
shit that blew your damn mind and I can't get a simple damn kiss!!??" She then
kissed her hand and touched my cheek...That old bullshit. I said, "Damn, i
thought i had a connection with you and you giving me some old 5th grade shit!"
i said this smiling and she said she was "embarrased to kiss my cheek" (what
does that mean? i guess she doesn't like PDA. also, I noticed other dudes she
knew seemed to have an interest in her, so maybe she didnt want to scare off
other guys with a sweet cheek kiss. bottom line, i gotta kiss her with no one
around to be safe)
By the way, the false time constraint wasn't really false -- I wanted to get ot
Taco Bell b4 they closed...hahahahaha
I get to my car, look at the time again. I have 10 minutes till taco bell
closes. SHIT, the broad kept me reeled in too long. I was like fuckit, I'm
going back in and I will sarge another chick and ignore girl #1.
worked like a goddamn charm 8)
First, I see a crowd of 4 that I ALL know from another watering hole that I
havent seen...So I am in clear view having a good time with these folks. After
chatting for about 10 minutes I excuse myself to the bar.
There is another person I wasn't really targeting, but I was like, fuck it, she
is sitting 3 seats from my #, bullshit close, so lets see if I can play them
off each other.
I am still ignoring # close even though she is right across the bar from me, in
plain view.
I chat with semi-target #2. target #1 looks at me and yells across the bar
and says, "I THOUGHT YOU WERE LEAVING!!"
I said, "I told you I had to go, but i kept giving you life analysis, and you
made me late. See, Taco Bell done closed!!!!!"
Dude. I'm sorry...That was SWEET. I had to leave because a grilled chicken
enchilada burrito was more tasty than some watering hole chicks. HAHAHAHAHA
Anyhoo, I went back to talking to target #2, and it comes out that she loves
taco bell because she can't cook. I looked at her and said, "You can't cook?
How you gonna make your man happy???"
Target #1 butted in and said, "I can't cook either!!" Kinda like she was trying
to say, you seem like you like me, but can you deal with that issue??
"I told target #1, "But you have many other fine qualities to make up for that.
Yo good to go babydoll."
The look on her face. She thought she lost me, but she knew I was on her pussy
again.
Semi target two made some kind of comment when I asked her name along the lines
of "....But i don't cook..."
I rolled out and called across the bar to target #1 that, "because you fucked
up my taco bell, u are buying my coffee when I give you some more insight on
life..." She said "Not a problem, call me!"
She said that in front of semi target #2, and a bunch of wanna be alpha male
dudes. Oh, and those alpha male dudes were hanging on every word i said the
entire night to both girls. hahahahahahahaha
I disarmed them...They are always there trying to act like they can holler at
women when instead they spit the same AFC type shit. They must now feel a
little weak after watching me put on a show...
Yo...I ruled that joint tonight...And I am still far from knowing what the fuck
i am doing...
Thanks again for the knowledge community...Y'all helped a cat level up 8)
Oh, my # close chick has an apartment right next to the starbucks. If anyone
can help me divise a sweet plot to move from starbucks to her place would be
appreciated. Oh, she is moving back to the midwest in a week...