RAY GORDON FAN Retires!
raygor...@yahoo.com
What got me to realize that Ray is a loser was his making fun of a guy
who works at a supermarket, when Ray lives with his mommy at the age of
40 and earns less than $10,000 a year. It was plain to see that Ray is
an idiot with no social intelligence. Instead of boosting himself up,
like he had hoped, he only drew attention to his personal failures. He
was unable to foresee that he'd look even more stupid than he already
did.
Another thing that got me to think was his LYING about his
multi-million dollar stock portfolio. It seems odd for a guy to be
living with mommy in a Philly slum when he has millions of dollars in
his bank or investment account. Notably, he refused to respond to the
post on his lie. He's too embarrassed to address it.
Another thing that got me to think about what a loser he is is his
rambling against Mystery and about the supposed "Split-Game" theory he
developed. Now imagine walking up to chicks and telling them that they
suck as American women and that Colombian or Russian chicks are better
because they are not as demanding and arrogant. Just print out sheets
of pics of these "mail-order brides" and, oh how compelling that is!
Just walk into a mall and brag you can have these women at any time
instead. Ha ha ha ha. It's field-tested, I'm sure.
What Ray didn't bother telling others with regard to "Split-Game" is
that in order to sponsor a woman from another country to be your
fiancee you need a bare minimum of income and to show that you earn it
consistently. Ray would thus need to make $22,500+ a year in order to
even have a chance of having a foreign woman. That does not include
the cost of travel and communication, since long-distance relationships
can be so hard to maintain. So how can a loser who lives with mommy
and make just $8,000 a year even think about developing a theory
involving foreign women? Where is the proven track record? This is
all KJ (keyboard jockey) theory from the warped mind of a social,
financial, and professional failure.
I have decided that in order to perform good satire, the subject needs
to have at least some level of worthiness to keep up the interest of
the readers. Thus, even as a subject of satire, Ray is far too
useless. His only purpose in life is to humor others and remind them
that no matter how bad their problems are, someone has it worse.
Hopefully this big fat loser will see the light and do something
productive before he dies. Maybe his mommy will find out what he has
really posted and kick his lard ass out of the house. He is nothing
but a leech to his mother and to this newsgroup.
ex-RAY GORDON FAN
Krus T. Olfard
@n51g2000cwc.googlegroups.com:
well, I understand how you feel but as satire it was good...
thanks for the entertainment...
--
Krustavus Teofilus Olfard
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Everything I post is my opinion. If you don't like my opinions then
killfile me, if you have the balls.
BTW: There is no approved dental use for WD40.
Ray Gordon, creator of the "pivot"
> multi-million dollar stock portfolio.
Um, I hadn't said I owned the portfolio, I said I built one on my site (it
was a tech basket in 1997-1998).
But hey, enjoy your rant.
--
Ray Gordon, Author
The OFFICIAL Ray Gordon Blog:
http://moderncaveman.typepad.com
HC
That sounds like a death threat and I'm sure it's being reported to the
proper authorities.
> Maybe his mommy will find out what he has
> really posted and kick his lard ass out of the house. He is nothing
> but a leech to his mother and to this newsgroup.
>
> ex-RAY GORDON FAN
Sorry to hear that, you were fucking hysterical!
At least we still have foxhunter4 . . .
Old Fart
>But hey, enjoy your rant.
------ Gordon Roy Parker threatening children, the sick and elderly --------
>>Subject: Re: May Lissa's Mom DIE PAINFULLY ANDROT IN HELL****
>>x-no-archive: yes
>>Date: Tue, 21 Apr 1998 19:13:02 -0600
>>From: ray...@hotmail.com
>>Organization: Deja News - The Leader in Internet Discussion
>>Newsgroups: alt.sports.gymnastics
>> x-no-archive: yes
>> ****Disclaimer: I was discriminated against on the basis of
>>gender today and told point-blank that this was the reason. Having been
>>taunted by the WHOREDENS and by Lissa over this, I consider it only fair
>>to return similar sentiments. When I get a full apology from Lissa, and
>>from Dave, and his website and RayFAQ go down, I will CONSIDER changing
>>my attitude.
>> Ray, first of all STOP CURSING, KIDS READ THIS TOO!! Dave, lol!
>>HA HAHA! dang! oh shit! maaaaaan...! lol! hmmmaaaa! Ray's gonna sue you!
>>looool!!!! [laughing] shit.... hire me as your lawyer. he he ha ha ha...
>>loooll
>> <----Stop Cursing? FUCK YOU. FUCK GYMNAST WHORES TOO. They
>>know DAMN well what goes on and what harmed me and they LAUGH at it.
>>May they all do a GOMEZ on vault and have the ambulance do a GRIVICH on
>>the way to the hospital if they are going to laugh at my career road
>>blocks, sexual road blocks that they CLAIM to disapprove of...except
>>when they need a job, so then it's okay to show a little ass, as long as
>>the boss doesn't try to touch that ass. FUCK THEM. They're moral
>>GARBAGE! They know it too; that's why they can't stand hearing it; if
>>it weren't true they wouldn't care. They're good for ONE THING and ONE
>>THING only, and they know that too. If they want me to be nice to them,
>>let them undo a few years of damage and apologize for THEIR attitudes.
>>They bring this shit on themselves with their arrogance. Spoiled BRATS.
>> You think my suing Dave and Dominique is a joke? Keep laughing.
>>Please. I'd love it if you did. You want to be Dave's lawyer? Go right
>>ahead. You punks think this is playtime; you're in for an awfully rude
>>shock. I gave fair warning. Dave(and Dominique through Dave) said "Go
>>for it." I will. I'll go for every last ounce of gold that resides in
>>both their scumbag pockets.
>> See, I was being a NICE GUY about this before. I decided not to
>>be NICE anymore. I get really FUCKING PISSED OFFwhen people mock my
>>pain, enough to where I start focusing my energy on THEIR pain. Lissa's
>>pain. The pain of watching her mother die the same death my secretarial
>>career died. Yes, that death. I know what it's like to watch something
>>you love die. Watching my father die right in front of my eyes at age
>>12 wasn't as painful as watching women get sexually harassed by their
>>bosses, but that was nothing compared to the pain of seeing women mock
>>the issue, like it were okay, like they couldn't have the courage to do
>>the right thing.
>> Lissa, watch your mom fade away and think of mycareer, and then
>>think of the fact that I can revive my career. Noone will be able to
>>revive your mom. No one. She's DYING, and she's DYING slowly. Does she
>>even remember your name anymore? I don't think so.....you think Dave's
>>such a nice guy? I don't. Hedoes that page for you, Missy, Dominique,
>>and all those wonderful girls who worship him. You think he's going to
>>get away with it? He's not. If you want to see God's punishment for your
>>treatment of me, watch it in your mom.
>> My last spell went to Jaycie's knees. She still competing?
>>Nope. The next one goes to Lissa's mom. Note her condition today and
>>see how she progresses from here. Don't mess with a psychic. After
>>this one is done I'll start REALLY wishing for some Gomez action on the
>>vault, and I'll start naming names and focusing ALL of my psychic energy
>>on it.
Alex
creator of the "pivot" at r...@cybersheet.com wrote on 12/28/06 5:43 PM:
>> Another thing that got me to think was his LYING about his
>> multi-million dollar stock portfolio.
>
> Um, I hadn't said I owned the portfolio, I said I built one on my site (it
> was a tech basket in 1997-1998).
In 1997-1998 an untrained monkey could have "built" million-dollar portfolio
by throwing its shit at a newspaper.
Too bad you were as unemployed then as you are now or else you might have
actually been able to use that "knowledge" to do something with your life.
Must suck to know what a failure you are.
raygor...@yahoo.com
> > Another thing that got me to think was his LYING about his
> > multi-million dollar stock portfolio.
>
> Um, I hadn't said I owned the portfolio, I said I built one on my site (it
> was a tech basket in 1997-1998).
>
> But hey, enjoy your rant.
"And yes, I can crush the stock markets practically at will." -- Ray
Gordon
Doesn't sound to me like you are talking about an imaginary portfolio.
Then again, your whole life is based upon your imagination, as opposed
to what really happens in the real world.
BTW, I noticed you did not address my critique of your "Split-Game"
theory.
ex-RAY GORDON FAN
dman
Do keep on posting as his ex-RAY GORDON FAN.
John C. Randolph
> As an ex-Ray Gordon Fan, I hereby announce my retirement.
Well, I stand corrected. Congrats, you did a pretty good job of
satirizing grp, so much so that I was convinced that you were a
sock-puppet.
-jcr
John C. Randolph
> t in order to sponsor a woman from another country to be your
> fiancee you need a bare minimum of income and to show that you earn it
> consistently.
Is that true? That would seem to violate the constitution, especially
the equal protection clause.
-jcr
Alex
jcr.n...@nospam.mac.com wrote on 12/29/06 3:02 AM:
Except that there is no right I know of to a foreign spouse.
Alex
jcr.n...@nospam.mac.com wrote on 12/29/06 3:00 AM:
I have nothing to add.
I just wanted to point out to Gordon what someone admitting a mistake looks
like.
dracozna
man/woman here. Unless you aren't born here but somewhere else in
Europe. Last week they had a discussion about those rules, they want to
change it.
darkk...@gmail.com
fits.
Odious
"Ray Gordon, creator of the "pivot"" <r...@cybersheet.com> wrote in message
news:5PmdnX3wveU_1QnY...@pghconnect.com...
>> Another thing that got me to think was his LYING about his
>> multi-million dollar stock portfolio.
>
> Um, I hadn't said I owned the portfolio, I said I built one on my site (it
> was a tech basket in 1997-1998).
>
Here's exactly what you said... you delusional tard.
________________________________________________
From: foxoutfo...@juno.com (Outfoxing T Foxes)
Subject: More On THE REAL RAY
Date: 1999/01/13
Message-ID: <19990113.021804.-2...@juno.com>#1/1
The REAL Ray:
...has a record of 17-12-2 on his NFL "Money Games" this year
(http://www.cybersheet.com/sportpix.html), and was 3-1 in last week's
four NFL playoff games, with a money-game win of Minnesota -17.
...put together a $1 million stock portfolio on October 21, 1998 that
has risen several multiples. Successful stock picks included such
diverse companies Broadcast.com (BCST), which rose to almost $300 a
share, Consolidated Cigar Company (CIG), which rose from around $9 to $18
a share, Ziff-Davis (ZD), which rose from $4 to as high as $25 before
settling around $20, and NetB@nk, which rose from whatever I "bought" it
at to $33 a share today. Oh, and let's not forget my selection of
Amazon.com (AMZN), which also tripled in TWO MONTHS. I suppose people
shouldn't have bought those stocks because I chose them. And yes, I can
crush the stock markets practically at will.
I could go on about a lot of things, but I'll leave those two for now.
Outfoxing The Foxes
http://www.cybersheet.com/fox/index.html
Extensive excerpts from the book on the site. Enough to get you laid!
Pay a visit!
John C. Randolph
The right is to equal access to government protection and/or services.
If the government refuses to issue a visa to the spouse of a citizen
because that citizen is poor, that's probably illegal.
-jcr
Alex
jcr.n...@nospam.mac.com wrote on 12/31/06 11:16 AM:
Depends on where the marriage took place.
In an effort to cut down on "green card" marriages, the INS has total
discretion on the rules.
And if you marry someone outside the country, there are means tests for
accepting the spouse into the US.
John C. Randolph
> In an effort to cut down on "green card" marriages, the INS has total
> discretion on the rules.
No, there is always recourse to the federal courts. An executive
agency never has the final say.
-jcr
Alex
jcr.n...@nospam.mac.com wrote on 12/31/06 8:41 PM:
That's probably true in civics class but federal courts up to and including
SCOTUS have been loathe to review those rules because they'd likely have to
shut down the entire executive agency system to rule in line with the
Constitution.