I'm /sure/ I'm going to check this meeting out... This guy is great!
Controversial TORONTO REAL MEN meeting on August 13, 2008
A couple of weeks ago a seduction student flew in from Switzerland to
spend a one-on-one coaching weekend with Dimitri The Lover. He was
amazed at how easily Dimitri The Lover was able to procure sluts’
telephone numbers. But, he was even more amazed at how Dimitri The
Lover repeatedly convinced women he had just met on the sidewalk and
in the shopping mall to be kissed, fondled, and groped. Women were
made to perform 360 degree turns in public in order to be evaluated
for physical attributes, including ass to waist ratio. Often the
visual examination was accompanied by ass slapping, kissing, and
pulling back clothing to examine their cleavage and ass crack.
According to the protocols of the Rasputin Method of Seduction
developed by Dimitri The Lover, it is important that as much physical
contact as possible occur during the initial interaction in order to
set the tone for future sessions. Unfortunately, due to absurd,
unnatural, feminist-inspired North American laws which run contrary to
our natural biological urges, men are restricted from groping women at
will. Therefore, it is imperative that the touching be consensual.
The key is getting women to feel both comfortable and aroused at the
thought of being treated like a piece of meat at a slave auction.
So the theme of our next TORONTO REAL MEN meeting is “LOOK GUYS! NO
HANDCUFFS!!!” It will feature Dimitri The Lover lecturing for 3 solid
hours on how to QUICKLY AND LEGALLY introduce kissing and touching
into your first interaction with a woman. He will outline sneaky ways
in which to fondle a woman without making it appear that you are doing
so for sexual gratification. Dimitri The Lover will discuss how to
deal with objections to being touched by making the woman feel that
her physical inhibitions and inconveniently large personal space are
due to psychological issues and brainwashing by puritan North American
society, rather than free will. Due to the controversial nature of
this meeting, all attendees will be thoroughly searched for recording
devices before entering the meeting.
As an aside, there appears to be some hope yet for REAL MEN in
Vladimir Putin’s Russia, as outlined in this article, which brought a
tear to Dimitri The Lover’s eye:
The judge is obviously an apostle of Dimitri The Lover’s teachings.
TORONTO REAL MEN meetings are held the 2nd Wednesday of each month,
from 7-10 PM, 754 Danforth Avenue, two blocks East of Pape Station, on
the North side. There is no sign for 754, but it is right beside the
pool hall at 752. There is lots of free parking on the side streets.
Please get there by 6:30 PM to secure parking. Food & beverages are
served, compliments of Dimitri The Lover. To register for this
special seduction lair meeting, IMMEDIATELY go to http://www.TorontoRealMen.com.
Also, make sure to let your closest friends know!
Cost per meeting is $29+GST paid on-line 24h in advance OR $40
Dimitrified cash at the door. If you prefer, annual membership is
just $269+GST, which includes admittance to all TORONTO REAL MEN
meetings (works out to about $22/meeting), regular meet & greets with
sluts from the community, 10% off Dimitri The Lover’s products &
courses, and a subscription to The Prophet's controversial monthly
newsletter, Toronto Slut Alert.
Why is Dimitri The Lover so proficient in psychologically conquering
sluts? Dimitri The Lover is a MEDICAL DOCTOR using psychiatric
insight to conquer sluts, and in-depth anatomic knowledge to expertly
pleasure them. Combining his medical training with over 15 years of
field research on the streets of Toronto, he figured out a way in
which to identify women who crave cock by their “slut gait” and “slut
gaze”. He has also located “trigger points” on several areas of the
body which when palpated under the guise of “relaxing massage”, will
have any slut begging for any cock within reach. Therefore, Dimitri
The Lover is the ONLY pick up guru in the world who has conducted IN-
FIELD MEDICAL RESEARCH ON SEDUCTION and has PROFESSIONAL CREDENTIALS
TO BACK HIM UP !!!
TORONTO REAL MEN is the world’s FIRST and ONLY Seduction Lair in which
an actual DIRECT METHOD SEDUCTION GURU with REAL CREDENTIALS gives
REAL LIFE ADVICE on how to seduce local sluts, without hard-selling
his courses. Also, there is ABSOLUTELY NO ADMINISTRATIVE BULLSHIT
because Canada’s Greatest Lover & Seducer, Dimitri The Lover, makes
all financial and organizational decisions unilaterally. Dimitri The
Lover is dedicated to teaching horny men how to detect, seduce, and
enslave hot desperate sluts, and will answer all questions about
dating, sex, & love. ONLY ONE RULE: anything discussed at TORONTO
REAL MEN, stays at TORONTO REAL MEN !!! Participants know that
keeping what Dimitri The Lover teaches secret gives us all a
PLEASE NOTE: To attend a TORONTO REAL MEN meeting, you must sign a
declaration that you are either a heterosexual or bisexual male, and
renounce METROSEXUALITY as a FEMINIST MEDIA CONSPIRACY. Any man
dressing or acting like a homosexual/metrosexual, even if he swears to
be a heterosexual, will be denied entry! LESBIANS, BISEXUAL FEMALES,
& THEIR PARTNERS may attend as “HONOURARY HETEROSEXUAL MALES”,
benefiting from The Prophet’s unparalleled proficiency in seducing hot
bi-curious sluts into MFF threesomes.