You Can't Get Laid Without This Guide!
Frankie
Until the emergence of the techniques used in this system, it was
almost impossible to get laid. You had to be a natural, or really
lucky, or go for really ugly chicks who didn't know any better. You
see, women HATE sex. For them, penetration is like giving birth, only
in reverse. So the act of thrusting is like giving birth to a really
small baby over and over again. In fact, the human race has propagated
almost solely through rape and public toilet seats that were
ejaculated on. Occasionally, a guy could convince a dumb girl that sex
doesn't really hurt, or that his penis was small enough that she
wouldn't even feel it.
For someone with a freakishly large penis like mine, however, this
wasn't possible. Eventually, I stumbled on the seduction community,
and was able to glean some wisdom from what I found. Instead of
approaching the problem from the beginning with a holistic view, it
dawned on me to read the "lay reports" of posters at mASF, and work
backwards from there! I painstakingly examined dozens, hundreds, or
maybe even two of these reports, and this is the result of what I
discovered.
Now, a selfish person would have kept these discoveries to himself,
but finally I decided that this system was simply TOO POWERFUL to be
kept quiet. I know that once you've used and applied the techniques in
this system, you'll be so amazed with your success that you'll be
ordering the Advanced Series DVDs in no time. With those, you can
achieve even more ASTOUNDING success with women.
The Basics
It's important to remember to approach seduction as a monolithic
process. There's never any need to split it up into different tasks.
Some "seduction masters" will tell you that you need to introduce
yourself to a woman, get her phone number, ask her out, ad infinitum.
They are just selling snake oil, and they don't really want you to
succeed. The techniques in this system are so powerful that there's no
point in wasting time with such nonsense. On your first try, you
should be able to turn a woman from stranger to fuck-doll in less than
thirty minutes. Guys who have attended my seminars often comment to me
that they can do this in ten minutes.
It's also unnecessary to think of taking her back to your place or her
place. These techniques are meant to get a woman so turned on that
she'll have sex right where you meet her, so don't waste any time with
that kind of tactic. When you get a woman turned on enough to have
sex, there's a very small window of opportunity, but it really doesn't
matter where you do it.
The Approach
Canned lines like "Hi" and "How's it going?" have never worked. It's
best to use a line that's completely out of context. This takes her
off guard, lowering her "bitch shield" (the defense mechanism that
women have that prevents them from having anonymous sex with unkempt
losers who don't have any hobbies outside of collecting seduction
books and playing roguelike games). Among master guru players, this is
known as a "bytch shield".
If you don't want to do this, just try an "insult opener". Comment to
her about how ugly part of her appearance is, and she'll not only be
talking to you, but she'll likely be very excitable.
Exchanging names, talking about each other's jobs and hobbies, or
other kinds of normal conversation topics should be avoided at all
costs. If you fumble these, she'll be in "long term relationship
mode", and she'll make you wait months or years to have sex with her.
Shyt Test
Any time a woman responds to anything to say or do with anything other
than explosive enthusiasm or zombie-like reticence, it's called a
"shyt test". Women impose these tests on men to make sure they are
worthy of their affections. Disarm her tests by being really flip and
obviously sexual. Here's a quick example:
FZ: Let's go to the S&M club, where I can show you how boring your
idea of sex is. (while it isn't necessary to take her anywhere, in
this case, I wanted to take pictures of her being tortured, because I
hate women)
HL514.L3: I'm not going to some S&M club with you! Who the hell are
you? (classic shyt test)
FZ: Oh, I get it. You don't want to go to the S&M club, because you'd
rather have sex with me right here.
We ended up doing it right there in the gym. If you were in the area,
you might have read about it in the paper.
Embrace Feminism
First of all, women HATE it when guys open doors for them, help them
take their seats, etc. These are all WIMP behaviors that immediately
turn a woman off so completely that it would take all of the Rohypnol
in Tijuana to ever have sex with her.
Also, if you are having dinner or lunch with a woman, you should
insist that she pay her half of the bill. If she complains, explain to
her that if you paid her half, it would be a form of prostitution,
since you plan on having sex with her later. Most women will be
impressed by your understanding of modern female values, but a few
(approximately 5%) will be offended by such a statement. They are just
crazies, so you don't need to worry about them. You're actually better
off finding out now rather than later.
Take Every Opportunity to Make Her Feel Bad
Women get compliments all of the time from guys they will never have
sex with. What you want to do is insult her, thus defining yourself as
different from everyone else, and by extension, attractive. This also
has the added benefit of lowering her self esteem. The best things to
insult a woman about are her weight, her age, and how intelligent she
is. Social conditioning demands that a woman act offended when you
insult her, but secretly, they all get extremely turned on by this. A
woman wants, more than anything else, a man who presents a challenge
for her, and if you make her feel like she isn't worthy, you are well
on your way!
Hypnotize her with CreepySpeak
CreepySpeak is the key to seduction. Without this technique, it is
impossible to get laid, even with a prostitute, so don't even try.
Basically, when she mentions something about her life that has any
meaning at all, you should interrupt with a monologue about how
wonderful, profound, or romantic it is. When you see her blank-looking
stare, and she looks like she's phased out or distracted, you know
that it's working. Keep talking until your voice breaks, and she'll do
whatever you want.
A good way to improve your CreepySpeak is to put yourself into what's
called "creepy state". In order to do this, do a visualization
exercise. Imagine that the woman you are talking to is actually a
little girl who you plan on having horrible, unnatural sex with. If
she actually is a little girl, imagine that she's Spongebob
Squarepants. This should give the extra creepiness to your voice and
demeanor necessary to successfully use CreepySpeak.
Some other seduction methods also make use of CreepySpeak. For many
useful examples, go to fastseduction.com and look under the heading
"Patterns" in their guide.
Letters from our readers!
I wanted to include this letter from one of our readers, which I
received a few days ago.
"Hi Frankie, I just wanted to write to you and say that I love your
system! It has completely transformed my life! Before I stumbled onto
your system, I was just another middle-aged, morbidly obese virgin
with no social life. Well, I still don't have a social life, but now
I'm almost literally SWIMMING in sweaty pussy!
"There's this woman who lives next to me who's definitely a 112.B6 on
the FRS [Frankie Richter Scale, which you learn about in the advanced
series… FZ]. Not only that, but she's an A-list actress. I won't
divulge her name, but let's just say she's on every guy's 'to do'
list. One day, she was out gardening, and I commented to her how it
looked to me like the camera SUBTRACTED ten pounds for her. She was
furious! Any normal guy would have been discouraged, but I had read
your guide, so I just kept at it. I got her to talk about her new
movie, the sequel to [name removed to protect her identity… FZ]. That
was my cue to start up my CreepySpeak, and before I knew it, that
bytch was squatting over my wheelchair, right in front of everyone.
And let me tell you, there's a reason they call those celebrities
‘tight asses'!
"Nowadays, I have a hard time keeping the women away from me! I hear a
knock at the door, so I'm going to get it and let whoever it is give
me head while I play EverQuest. Thanks again for all of your help,
Frankie!
-
Jeremy Averson, Hollywood, CA"
No, thank you, Jeremy! It's always good to hear that one of my
students is experiencing UNBELIEVABLE success with this system. It's
true, though, truth really is stranger than fiction. I couldn't make
up shit like this if I tried!
Jeremy, you are definitely ready for the new Advanced Series DVDs, and
I'm looking forward to seeing you at the seminar in Vancouver, which I
hear has more Indian prostitutes than India! I have to tell our
readers, though, those seats are filling up, and before the day is
over, I wouldn't be surprised if there aren't any left!
If I were you, I wouldn't want to wait until next year's seminar,
either. This time around we have an extremely special guest, the
seduction guru himself, Tyrone Williams! I have seen Tyrone in action,
and I have to say, it is a MIND-SHATTERING experience! This guy has
moves that aren't even in the Advanced Series! I'll let him relate his
stories at the seminar, but I will tell you that there's one nightclub
in Santa Fe where every girl in there probably has AIDS now. Not to be
missed!
Conclusion
Having read this guide, most of you will already be on your way to
scoring with as many women as you want, and sometimes more. A few
guys, however (about 2%), have a small amount of difficulty applying
these concepts. For you, I encourage you to invest in the Advanced
Series DVDs.
These DVDs are the result of THOUSANDS of hours of work on my part.
Let's do the math. If it took me 10,000 hours to develop this system,
and you can purchase it now for only $299.99, that means I'm only
being paid less than three cents per hour for my work! For something
that can truly revolutionize your life, you owe it to YOURSELF to make
this investment.
Final Thoughts (may or may not be with Jerry Springer):
I'm sure many of the (half dozen) people who read this guide found it
useful. Of course, the joke is that you've already read it before. But
believe me, you aren't the only ones laughing. The people with the
biggest grins on their faces are the ones who read your emails about
how you aren't having the success you thought you would, and how you
perceive that the only cure is to get more of their products.
Self-confidence leads to several things in life. For one, it leads to
self-reliance. A truly confident person will learn the minimum he
needs in order to apply the skills he wants to have, and then he will
use those skills. Someone who has no self-confidence, on the other
hand, will constantly try to gain new information, but will never
truly feel prepared. You see, someone with no confidence will never be
willing to take the risks necessary to gain actual experience, which
is what transforms knowledge into skill.
I'm pondering about posting an actual guide, one that's clear,
concise, and teaches the minimum necessary. It's not that the world
needs more seduction guides, but most of the ones that exist are
poorly conceived and feature a built-in incompleteness that leads to
the promise of more features. On the other hand, I'm not interested in
contributing to this disease.
I also believe that most of the people here know 90% of what they need
to know. If anyone's curious about what I have to offer you, I can
post or email an outline, and all you have to do is point out what
you're missing. Of course, that's a joke, even if it's not funny. Half
of you think I'm a woman (the enemy) for some reason, and for the
other half, I haven't proven myself by spending the last six months
BSing about my successes, so I'm not at the level of ‘guru' in your
minds.
Next episode: The REAL reason Arnold Schwarzenegger killed himself!
(hint: it involves two really fat strippers and one really skinny guy
who has a drawl even though he's from New York)
Bryen193
frank...@hotmail.com (Frankie):
"There is only one real antidote to the anguish engendered in humanity by its
awareness of inevitable death: erotic joy." Gilles Neret
++++ http://www.angelfire.com/80s/ashenthorn/index.html ++++
Krus T. Olfard
news:20040809160522...@mb-m05.aol.com:
Quick - tell me where to sign up!
Mr Nifty
;-)
Frankie
> YOUR A SHILL !!!!
>
> ;-)
Hey, I just want my membership in S.C.A.M., that's all. Plus I'm
willing to bet that if a hundred guys tried this system, at least one
of them would get laid. It's all about the STATISTICS!
Mr Nifty
news:984b45e4.04081...@posting.google.com...
Statistics have nothing to do with it Frankie.
It's all about giving the 'net nurds' want they want to hear (i.e. the magic
bullet).
In the S.C.A.M. seduction laboratories at the moment we are working on the
ultimate 'Alpha Male' system. This system will not require the client to go
out and actually approach women at all. Just stay at home and work on their
'Alpha Body Language' and 'Alpha Voice' and then chyks will just jump on to
the students dick with no effort from the student at all (or so they will be
led to believe).
Of course it's all pure bullshit, but bullshit is what sells... right?
Ooops, I forgot Mr Rordon's BS doesn't sell.
Oh well, cant fool all of the people all of the time as they say ;-)
Mr Nifty (Agent of S.C.A.M.).
Frankie
> "Frankie" <frank...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:984b45e4.04081...@posting.google.com...
> > "Mr Nifty" <nu...@nullmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> > > YOUR A SHILL !!!!
> > >
> > > ;-)
> >
> > Hey, I just want my membership in S.C.A.M., that's all. Plus I'm
> > willing to bet that if a hundred guys tried this system, at least one
> > of them would get laid. It's all about the STATISTICS!
>
> Statistics have nothing to do with it Frankie.
>
> It's all about giving the 'net nurds' want they want to hear (i.e. the magic
> bullet).
>
> In the S.C.A.M. seduction laboratories at the moment we are working on the
> ultimate 'Alpha Male' system. This system will not require the client to go
> out and actually approach women at all. Just stay at home and work on their
> 'Alpha Body Language' and 'Alpha Voice' and then chyks will just jump on to
> the students dick with no effort from the student at all (or so they will be
> led to believe).
>
> Of course it's all pure bullshit, but bullshit is what sells... right?
>
Sorry, my bad. I forgot that we must not encourage students to go
outside and practice their skills, even if what we're selling is
bullshit. After all, if they go outsite, there's a chance they might
get laid, and they wouldn't purchase any more of our material!
Getting students in bed with women is the LAST thing we want. Once
they do that, they wouldn't have any reason to give us more money.
That's why the marketing strategy of giving away free material is so
effective. Once a student reads a few hundred pages of articles, he'll
become so self-conscious that he will be unable to appear to be a
normal human being when or if he talks to people. Eventually, the
student becomes so obsessed with learning new techniques that instead
of leaving the house at all, he devotes all of his time to reading
(and purchasing) our premium content. The best part of it is, these
shut-ins will often advertise their favorite system for free.
I think that the reason Ray Gordon's method hasn't been selling well
is because it doesn't present itself as a 'magic bullet'. At best, the
system promises occasional sex. Worse yet, it requires some degree of
effort on the part of the practitioner. Students already have 'better'
systems, which promise the student limitless sex with the most
desirable women without having to apply any effort at all. It also
lacks some basic features of a seduction system, such as the moneyback
guarantee (which none of the students take advantage of anyways), the
promise of more content for those who don't "get it", and made-up
testimonials.