Re: I think I might become a GM. Post your ridicule here.
Trianna
Ray Gordon wrote:
> This is on the off chance that I actually become a GM and America
wants me
> to play internationally.
>
> I dusted off a few master-strength players today like they were
> "intellectually challenged," and the geometry of the chessboard is
suddenly
> starting to look very simple. Unlike the past, chess training fills
my
> schedule in a good way, as I'd be goofing off or watching television.
It
> also helps to have computers checking for mistakes.
>
> What I need here are some quotes I can throw back in the faces of any
> American who claims they would have supported my training, "if only
they'd
> known." I hear America wants a champion, but apparently only certain
> players need try, and they don't think I'm one of them.
>
> I don't want anyone trying to spin history should this occur, so
please,
> take your best shots.
>
> Thanks.
>
> p.s. -- If DoctorSBD would like to put his money where his mouth is,
I'd be
> willing to put up $500 to his $200,000 on my making FIDE 2600 within
six
> years. That's 400-1 odds on something that he says would "never
happen," so
> it sounds like a good bet for him. He can even keep the interest on
the
> escrow account so he doesn't lose that money.
I just thought folks here might like to see this latest efflorescence
of Mr. Parker's "genius". Because it's funny.
T.
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