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Bouncer E
May 9, 2012, 4:12:00 PM5/9/12
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Cocky Funny = Funny & Confident
Cocky Funny remarks are to build attraction and to show her that
you have a healthy sense of humor. The point is not to be cocky funny
but FUNNY & CONFIDENT. I do not really like Negs because newbies
always end up insulting the girl. This game is an Awareness based game
that should be calibrated very carefully. If you see that she is being
insulted, tone it down. If she is playfully hitting you and/or
laughing, you are doing something right.
So, do not insult and do not piss her off. ALSO one more thing...
You do not want to sound Arrogant! Too cocky can be bad. Don't over do
it by being just the smart ass. If you also deliever cocky funny line
without a smile, you dont project teasing humor.
Remember to reward good behaviour such as a commpliment. Example:
If she says, "I like your hair." You can say, "Well thank you. My hair
likes you too!" (Obvious IOI continue talking to her). Another is "You
are cute." You can reply with,"Thank you. You are not that bad looking
yourself If I wasn't here I think you would be the cutest one here in
this room. "
IOI for IOI. IOD for IOD. When she asks a question like If she is
building rapport, you give a straight answer
Rapport building questions:
What’s your name?
Where do you like to go?
What’s your fav. music?
Where do you live
When she is trying to qualify you, you don’t give a straight
answer. This is where Cocky Funny comes in hand!
What do you do?
What car do you drive?
How old are you?
In this case you give crazy answers,
I am a Part-time ninja and male dancer ...or underwear model
I drive a coach bus. Parking is a bitch
I am 69yrs old. /or I stoped counting at 69!
The one's I always use are
-Bartender! Check please! (If she says something stupid. You dont
have to be at a bar to do this one)
-Bartender! Cut her off please! (Making the hand gesture in the
neck are "Cut it out" Insinuating that she is drunk. You dont have to
be at a bar to do this one)
-Help help this lady is trying to kidnap me (No need to yell. Just
look around as if you were yelling)
-Security! Take her away!
-LOOK, I like you but you should be more honest with me!
-You are fired
-NEXT! (From that Next bus. Just yell NEXT)
-Remind me to call my assistant for that..
-I dont want no beef, I'm a veggitarian!
-I look at her like she just farted or if she smells really bad.
(This is when she gives me a shit test. such as, can you buy me a
drink?)
-I look at her and simply ask her, "Whats wrong with you baby?" I
can add, "Oh, you are used to tools buying you drinks all the time!
Look there is one right there, maybe we can get him to buy both of us
a drink"
-You big flirt!
-Stop hitting on me you are making me nervous /or blush (With a
smirk on your face. Not said nervously)
-Oh Stop it
-I thought you were cool!
-Is that all you got?
-do people ever believe what you say?!
-Does this ever work for you?! (When she is asking for something
from you)
-It is ok, nobody saw that
-It's ok, I wont tell people where we met
-oh oh oh (Pretending to be in pain) YOU got me! (Then laugh like
laughing at her)
-Awww you are so cute, you are actually trying
-I dont kiss on the first date
-You been put in the friend zone
Her: I put you on the friend zone first.
Me: I'm so glad we are both on the same page. I can tell Your
exboyfriend didnt spank you enough
-Thank you, Thank you, I'll be here all night (After saying
somethin funny Pretending I have an audince behind her)
-She asks where I work I reply guess. Then I tell her that I
deliver bannanas to the zoo. "It is a rewarding feeling. Seeing the
monkeys faces as I drive up, they smile. Think about it, THEY GO
BANNANAS"
-I got you nervous didn't I (When she's clumsy)
-I tend to have that affect on girls all the time. I gotta stop
doing that
-You have just earned a gold star today! Great job! Keep it up and
you might earn your way up to a happy meal!
-You cant get the Huge price at Chucky Cheese with just one ticket
missy!
-You are KINDA cute
-You look KINDA smart (KIND OF)
-You are not THAT bad
I always do a third person remark loud enough so she can hear like
"Note to self, do not date this girl"
-Note to self, she doesnt know how to cook. (Pretending to write
on my palm)
-Wait, before we go any further, do you know how to cook? or Are
you a great kisser? cuz if not, this isn't going to work out!
-I'm a huge flirt I know. I'm gonna get in trouble one of these
days. I gotta stop doing that
-Only because I flirt alot doesnt mean I'm easy.
-I don't kiss on the first date (Smile, she knows it is BS)
-Alright, you are losing me (Let my head drop and pretend to
snore)
-Gooooood night Zzzzzzz (Saying she is boring or said something
dumb)
-You been put on probation
-You are happy now? You broke it!
-I know you are but what am I?
-Definate maybe
-I know. But I'm fun! (After she says, you are a punk or something
like that)
-Ladies first (When to my advantage)
-You are doing just fine
-When ever you are ready
-I've tried that line. It doesn't work
-I'm gonna use that line
-When pigs fly
-You promise?! (Pretending to be exigted)
-Who? Do I know her? (When she uses a big word you dont know
about. exp Serendipity)
-Oh no you didn't! (Snaping fingers)
-Oh hell nah, don't make me take off my weive!
-I'm shy (When you are obviously flirting with her)
-I like you, you are shy (When she is talking to much)
-Pinch me, I must be dreaming (Laughing Dramaticly speaking)
-Just be yourself. You dont have to impress me. I like you already
-HELLOOOO, My eyes are up here not down by my zipper! Geez!
-You dropped your helmet
-Keep your hands to your self missy! Put them in your pockets!
-You are such a sweatheart, You are going to cook for me? (You are
going to... Doesnt matter what she said)
-Put on your ear muffs (Pretending to talk smack about her. /or
you are saying a fake rumor about her)
-Akward! (Teasing her that she said something dumb)
-American idol has nothing on you! lol (After she sings)
-Here we go again!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
************NEW ONES SECTION: I WILL ADD MORE EVERY
WEEK*******************
-Sooooo glad... That's over! /or I am soooo Happy to be here! lol
-pffffft. who are you trying to kid?
-I'll think about it
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
These I got from the community. I got them from all over the web.
So please feel free to add a credit where due.
Any movie quotes like "Hello, Hello McFly"
her: my name is sara
me: oh cool, i know 3 other sara’s i’ll call u sarah4.
me: did u know that 93% of women masturbate in the shower and 7%
sing……do u know what they sing?
her: no
me: ahhh u must be one of the ones that masturbates then
me: ur cute like my lil sister.
me: ur such a dork
me: u don;t get out much do ya?
me: (if she drops or spills somethin) see this is why we cant have
nice things babe.
me: its ok u don;t have to be so nervous/shy around me
me: wow i feel bad for ur parents.
me: gimme a kiss on my cheek and mabye i’ll let u forgive me.
me: im too high maintenance for u
me: ur backl to square one with me missy!
me: its like watchin the view right now
me: isn’t this a school night?
me: woh anymore of that and im gonna have to charge u….and u know
what…..(lean in and lower tone) u couldnt afford me
me: wow give this girl an inch she thinks shes a ruler
me: (after a date) i’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening……..but
this wasnt it.
me: do ppl take an instant dilike to u? cuz they could save so
much time.
me: ur table manners give vultures a bad name.
me: i’ve seen better arguments in a bowl of alphabet soup.
me: ur twice the man he is.
me: if they can make penecillin out of mouldy bread they sure can
make somethin useful outta u.
me: u have a contagious laugh…..ppl get sick when they hear it.
me: we’d make good friends…we’d stab each other in the front.
me: (girl asked me to buy her somethin while shopping) i’d like to
buy u somethin nice to put around ur neck…………a rope perhaps?
me: lets ask someone tats gonna give me a slighly more educated,
intellectual decision………….hello wall what do u think?
me: iono who ur borefriend is but hes obviously not spankin u
enough.
me: (to rest of set normally put my arms around her while doin
this) I like this one…..is she potty trained?
me: we would be great together….we’re sooo donkey punch
compatible!
me: (while checkin out her jewelry) wow its just amazing what u
can find in cracker jack boxes these days!!
me: r u just tryin to get me drunk to get in my pants?
me: im not just a piece of meat ok!! i have feelings too!
me: im soooo out of ur leauge.
me: (shes shit testing u too much) u have a really strong
personality, were u beaten as a child?
me: wow u are sooo special!……………did u leave ur helmut at home
tonight?
me: girls sits next to me) woh watchout i bite…mostly around the
neck area but sometimes i nibble on the lips.
me: (open a 1 set) ok listen u have to mins to impress
me……..andddddd…..(check watch)……….go.
Cocky Funny remarks are to build attraction and to show her that
you have a healthy sense of humor. The point is not to be cocky funny
but FUNNY & CONFIDENT. I do not really like Negs because newbies
always end up insulting the girl. This game is an Awareness based game
that should be calibrated very carefully. If you see that she is being
insulted, tone it down. If she is playfully hitting you and/or
laughing, you are doing something right.
So, do not insult and do not piss her off. ALSO one more thing...
You do not want to sound Arrogant! Too cocky can be bad. Don't over do
it by being just the smart ass. If you also deliever cocky funny line
without a smile, you dont project teasing humor.
Remember to reward good behaviour such as a commpliment. Example:
If she says, "I like your hair." You can say, "Well thank you. My hair
likes you too!" (Obvious IOI continue talking to her). Another is "You
are cute." You can reply with,"Thank you. You are not that bad looking
yourself If I wasn't here I think you would be the cutest one here in
this room. "
IOI for IOI. IOD for IOD. When she asks a question like If she is
building rapport, you give a straight answer
Rapport building questions:
What’s your name?
Where do you like to go?
What’s your fav. music?
Where do you live
When she is trying to qualify you, you don’t give a straight
answer. This is where Cocky Funny comes in hand!
What do you do?
What car do you drive?
How old are you?
In this case you give crazy answers,
I am a Part-time ninja and male dancer ...or underwear model
I drive a coach bus. Parking is a bitch
I am 69yrs old. /or I stoped counting at 69!
The one's I always use are
-Bartender! Check please! (If she says something stupid. You dont
have to be at a bar to do this one)
-Bartender! Cut her off please! (Making the hand gesture in the
neck are "Cut it out" Insinuating that she is drunk. You dont have to
be at a bar to do this one)
-Help help this lady is trying to kidnap me (No need to yell. Just
look around as if you were yelling)
-Security! Take her away!
-LOOK, I like you but you should be more honest with me!
-You are fired
-NEXT! (From that Next bus. Just yell NEXT)
-Remind me to call my assistant for that..
-I dont want no beef, I'm a veggitarian!
-I look at her like she just farted or if she smells really bad.
(This is when she gives me a shit test. such as, can you buy me a
drink?)
-I look at her and simply ask her, "Whats wrong with you baby?" I
can add, "Oh, you are used to tools buying you drinks all the time!
Look there is one right there, maybe we can get him to buy both of us
a drink"
-You big flirt!
-Stop hitting on me you are making me nervous /or blush (With a
smirk on your face. Not said nervously)
-Oh Stop it
-I thought you were cool!
-Is that all you got?
-do people ever believe what you say?!
-Does this ever work for you?! (When she is asking for something
from you)
-It is ok, nobody saw that
-It's ok, I wont tell people where we met
-oh oh oh (Pretending to be in pain) YOU got me! (Then laugh like
laughing at her)
-Awww you are so cute, you are actually trying
-I dont kiss on the first date
-You been put in the friend zone
Her: I put you on the friend zone first.
Me: I'm so glad we are both on the same page. I can tell Your
exboyfriend didnt spank you enough
-Thank you, Thank you, I'll be here all night (After saying
somethin funny Pretending I have an audince behind her)
-She asks where I work I reply guess. Then I tell her that I
deliver bannanas to the zoo. "It is a rewarding feeling. Seeing the
monkeys faces as I drive up, they smile. Think about it, THEY GO
BANNANAS"
-I got you nervous didn't I (When she's clumsy)
-I tend to have that affect on girls all the time. I gotta stop
doing that
-You have just earned a gold star today! Great job! Keep it up and
you might earn your way up to a happy meal!
-You cant get the Huge price at Chucky Cheese with just one ticket
missy!
-You are KINDA cute
-You look KINDA smart (KIND OF)
-You are not THAT bad
I always do a third person remark loud enough so she can hear like
"Note to self, do not date this girl"
-Note to self, she doesnt know how to cook. (Pretending to write
on my palm)
-Wait, before we go any further, do you know how to cook? or Are
you a great kisser? cuz if not, this isn't going to work out!
-I'm a huge flirt I know. I'm gonna get in trouble one of these
days. I gotta stop doing that
-Only because I flirt alot doesnt mean I'm easy.
-I don't kiss on the first date (Smile, she knows it is BS)
-Alright, you are losing me (Let my head drop and pretend to
snore)
-Gooooood night Zzzzzzz (Saying she is boring or said something
dumb)
-You been put on probation
-You are happy now? You broke it!
-I know you are but what am I?
-Definate maybe
-I know. But I'm fun! (After she says, you are a punk or something
like that)
-Ladies first (When to my advantage)
-You are doing just fine
-When ever you are ready
-I've tried that line. It doesn't work
-I'm gonna use that line
-When pigs fly
-You promise?! (Pretending to be exigted)
-Who? Do I know her? (When she uses a big word you dont know
about. exp Serendipity)
-Oh no you didn't! (Snaping fingers)
-Oh hell nah, don't make me take off my weive!
-I'm shy (When you are obviously flirting with her)
-I like you, you are shy (When she is talking to much)
-Pinch me, I must be dreaming (Laughing Dramaticly speaking)
-Just be yourself. You dont have to impress me. I like you already
-HELLOOOO, My eyes are up here not down by my zipper! Geez!
-You dropped your helmet
-Keep your hands to your self missy! Put them in your pockets!
-You are such a sweatheart, You are going to cook for me? (You are
going to... Doesnt matter what she said)
-Put on your ear muffs (Pretending to talk smack about her. /or
you are saying a fake rumor about her)
-Akward! (Teasing her that she said something dumb)
-American idol has nothing on you! lol (After she sings)
-Here we go again!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
************NEW ONES SECTION: I WILL ADD MORE EVERY
WEEK*******************
-Sooooo glad... That's over! /or I am soooo Happy to be here! lol
-pffffft. who are you trying to kid?
-I'll think about it
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
These I got from the community. I got them from all over the web.
So please feel free to add a credit where due.
Any movie quotes like "Hello, Hello McFly"
her: my name is sara
me: oh cool, i know 3 other sara’s i’ll call u sarah4.
me: did u know that 93% of women masturbate in the shower and 7%
sing……do u know what they sing?
her: no
me: ahhh u must be one of the ones that masturbates then
me: ur cute like my lil sister.
me: ur such a dork
me: u don;t get out much do ya?
me: (if she drops or spills somethin) see this is why we cant have
nice things babe.
me: its ok u don;t have to be so nervous/shy around me
me: wow i feel bad for ur parents.
me: gimme a kiss on my cheek and mabye i’ll let u forgive me.
me: im too high maintenance for u
me: ur backl to square one with me missy!
me: its like watchin the view right now
me: isn’t this a school night?
me: woh anymore of that and im gonna have to charge u….and u know
what…..(lean in and lower tone) u couldnt afford me
me: wow give this girl an inch she thinks shes a ruler
me: (after a date) i’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening……..but
this wasnt it.
me: do ppl take an instant dilike to u? cuz they could save so
much time.
me: ur table manners give vultures a bad name.
me: i’ve seen better arguments in a bowl of alphabet soup.
me: ur twice the man he is.
me: if they can make penecillin out of mouldy bread they sure can
make somethin useful outta u.
me: u have a contagious laugh…..ppl get sick when they hear it.
me: we’d make good friends…we’d stab each other in the front.
me: (girl asked me to buy her somethin while shopping) i’d like to
buy u somethin nice to put around ur neck…………a rope perhaps?
me: lets ask someone tats gonna give me a slighly more educated,
intellectual decision………….hello wall what do u think?
me: iono who ur borefriend is but hes obviously not spankin u
enough.
me: (to rest of set normally put my arms around her while doin
this) I like this one…..is she potty trained?
me: we would be great together….we’re sooo donkey punch
compatible!
me: (while checkin out her jewelry) wow its just amazing what u
can find in cracker jack boxes these days!!
me: r u just tryin to get me drunk to get in my pants?
me: im not just a piece of meat ok!! i have feelings too!
me: im soooo out of ur leauge.
me: (shes shit testing u too much) u have a really strong
personality, were u beaten as a child?
me: wow u are sooo special!……………did u leave ur helmut at home
tonight?
me: girls sits next to me) woh watchout i bite…mostly around the
neck area but sometimes i nibble on the lips.
me: (open a 1 set) ok listen u have to mins to impress
me……..andddddd…..(check watch)……….go.
Gabriel DellaGuerre
May 10, 2012, 6:32:59 PM5/10/12
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What if I'm not funny?
jesusaurus
May 11, 2012, 3:23:21 PM5/11/12
to
On Thursday, May 10, 2012 3:32:59 PM UTC-7, Gabriel DellaGuerre wrote:
> What if I'm not funny?
Then you're fucked (or net getting fucked, as the case may be ;)
> What if I'm not funny?
jack pole
May 13, 2012, 4:53:52 PM5/13/12
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On May 10, 8:12 am, Bouncer E <edgarboun...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Cocky Funny = Funny & Confident
>
> Cocky Funny remarks are to build attraction and to show her that
> you have a healthy sense of humor. The point is not to be cocky funny
> but FUNNY & CONFIDENT. I do not really like Negs because newbies
> always end up insulting the girl.
Aren't negs if done right a form of cocky and funny?
> Cocky Funny = Funny & Confident
>
> Cocky Funny remarks are to build attraction and to show her that
> you have a healthy sense of humor. The point is not to be cocky funny
> but FUNNY & CONFIDENT. I do not really like Negs because newbies
> always end up insulting the girl.
BettorO...@aol.com
May 15, 2012, 9:15:09 AM5/15/12
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This is stuff that sounds good to AFCs who haven't really dong well
with women, but any PUA knows the limitations of this attempt at humor
and playfulness.
There's also a serious issue with the implied argument that the best
way to find women is to cold-approach them in venues generally
populated by sluts with attitudes.
Going through BOS, almost every super-elite I met, I did not meet in a
bar or via cold-approaching.
It would be a terrible thing for a man who could oterhwise have
seduced a super-elite to blow his chance becuase he thought behaving
in a juvenile manner as outlined above were somehow ideal.
Ray Gordon
Bettor Off Single: Why Commitment Is A Bad Gamble For Men
http://www.toosmarttofail.com/bos.pdf
(FREE!)
with women, but any PUA knows the limitations of this attempt at humor
and playfulness.
There's also a serious issue with the implied argument that the best
way to find women is to cold-approach them in venues generally
populated by sluts with attitudes.
Going through BOS, almost every super-elite I met, I did not meet in a
bar or via cold-approaching.
It would be a terrible thing for a man who could oterhwise have
seduced a super-elite to blow his chance becuase he thought behaving
in a juvenile manner as outlined above were somehow ideal.
Ray Gordon
Bettor Off Single: Why Commitment Is A Bad Gamble For Men
http://www.toosmarttofail.com/bos.pdf
(FREE!)
MalcolmO
May 19, 2012, 11:29:02 PM5/19/12
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> me: (after a date) i�ve had a perfectly wonderful evening��..but
> this wasnt it.
That wasn't you; that was Groucho.
> this wasnt it.
That wasn't you; that was Groucho.
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