Funny Stories of my attempts at picking up.

[Hiroshi Saito]

Hi, this will be an ongoing series of my stuffups. Feel free to add your own
stories. This would be entertaining but also informative of what and what
not to do while trying to pick up.

Cute girl who I've met a few times walks up to me, obviously interested, and
says: "Hi there. You don't talk much, do you?"
Me: "Not really."
Girl: "Why don't you tell me something interesting then..."
Me: (desperately trying to think of something interesting in my boring life)
"Ummm...I saw a guy having a seizure at McDonald's the other day."
Girl: "What!? That's not funny! My dad has seizures!"
Me: "I didn't know I was supposed to say something funny!"
And then she leaves...
I never saw her again.