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Zuzo

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Nov 13, 2009, 12:30:30 AM11/13/09
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I saw the most amazing unintentional pickup in my community college
history class tonight. My sixty-something-year-old history professor
was asking students individually what they would do it they were a
slave in early America. He happened to ask the slightly coquettish
twenty-something in the first row. Their exchange went:

coquette: "I'd have ran."
professor: "No you wouldn't have."
coquette: "Yeah." (meekly)
professor: "No. You don't fit the demographic."

Coquette begins twirling her hair and looking at the professor with
her head tilted, leaning forward slightly. She bit her lip
seductively. She then tried to convince us all that she was really
brave and outgoing, to which the professor gave her a condescending
look, as if it say "how cute." She kept trying to qualify herself to
him. Definite DHV. Minutes later I catch her looking at me. I lock eye
contact and we both smirk simultaneously. She breaks contact after a
few seconds, but definitely gave me an ioi.

A similar thing happened at this crappy hipster bar last night. My
friend was charming the shit out of this girl. I came outside. He got
distracted. We flirted and exchanged information. Has this happened to
any of you guys?

RayGordon

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Nov 18, 2009, 9:55:34 PM11/18/09
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So it's an IOI but no followup?

When I think of an IOI, I think more of the SHB who shows up at my
home at 10:00 p.m. on a Friday night, drunk, and complaining about her
boyfriend, not someone who is just going to class.

Perhaps you've never had a woman just KISS you out of nowhere?

Harun al Rashid

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Nov 18, 2009, 11:54:55 PM11/18/09
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RayGordon wrote:

So you can barf at her, 'it's restraining order time'!
If you aren't too afraid to answer the door, that is.

> Perhaps you've never had a woman just KISS you out of nowhere?

Why, do you want to know how that feels?

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