Need Some Generic Openers

[Bad Thing]

hi,

I'm not shy. If somebody tells me what to say to a HB, I have no problem saying
it. However, I have a little difficulty coming up with things to say on the fly,
when approaching.

Are there any good generic openers that can be used in most situations?
I think I saw this one on TV:

A guy starts throwing all kinds of well known lame PU-lines at a HB, but
sometimes he interrupts himself with "I don't usually do this / say things like
this". I thought the whole thing was funny, original and GENERIC. Too bad it was
on TV.

I'm sure there are more generic openers that I just haven't heard of. What are
they?

Also, what good openers can be used in a university gym?

HERE ARE THREE TYPES OF SITUATIONS THAT I FIND MYSELF IN REGULARLY: However,
despite this regularity, I'm at loss for words:

1) I'm stretching (either standing or lying on the mat), a HB is stretching next
to me. Possible openers?

2) Working out in the weight room (I absolutely can't ask a HB for an advice on
lifting. It will be lame in my situation, as I was lifting for a few years, and,
"unfortunately" it shows)

3) A HB walks by to have a sip out of the water fountain.

Thanks in advance! I really do need your advice!

Bad Thing

[Chris]

DAFS (Do a fucking search) on http://www.fastseduction.com, you'll find
more than you need. My generic opener, if nothing more special pops to
mind, is to say, "Can you give me your opinion on something?" What
you're asking for her opinion on, of course, depends on the situation.
You were asking about the gym. In that situation, I might ask her
which machine, in her opinion, gives you the best workout. YMMV.

Chris

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