Thanks Paul Rumpleforeskin :-)

[Marc Mazzarese]

The Feds had to step in and seize over 3 million dollars worth of sheep from
farmers in the northeast due to the fact that they are suspected of having a
strain of mad cows disease. The sheep were imported from Belgium. Officials
claim that they think the sheep contracted the disease by wearing RUMPLER
1200 HEADPHONE SETS while grazing too close to PHILIPS LOW LEVEL NOISE
GENERATORS used to jam WIRELESS ALARM SYSTEMS.
Thanks PAUL. :-)

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[The Fugitive]

The poor sheep suffer from Foot And Mouth disease while the Bass suffer from
Foot In Mouth Disease.

Subject: Thanks Paul Rumpleforeskin :-)
From: "Marc Mazzarese" marc...@email.msn.com
Date: 3/22/01 8:53 AM Mountain Standard Time
Message-id: <3aba1...@news5.newsfeeds.com>

Sincerely,

Tom F.

"I was framed"

[Pete®]

"Marc Mazzarese" <marc...@email.msn.com> wrote in message
news:3aba1...@news5.newsfeeds.com...

> The Feds had to step in and seize over 3 million dollars worth of sheep
from
> farmers in the northeast due to the fact that they are suspected of having
a
> strain of mad cows disease. The sheep were imported from Belgium.
Officials
> claim that they think the sheep contracted the disease by wearing RUMPLER
> 1200 HEADPHONE SETS while grazing too close to PHILIPS LOW LEVEL NOISE
> GENERATORS used to jam WIRELESS ALARM SYSTEMS.
> Thanks PAUL. :-)
>
>

rotflmao

Nice one Marc ;-)
He'll get the message one day!

--
Pete®

[Paul Rampelbergh]

You are on the wrong spot Marc, until now we don't have any problem
with mouth diseases in Belgium.

In fact maybe we din't detect it for the same reason that it happens
in
wireless alarm systems when they are interfered and jammed.

Paul

On Tue, 27 Mar 2001 20:49:04 +0100, "Pete®" <myn...@birmoNOspam.net>
wrote:

[Mark Leuck]

"Paul Rampelbergh" <rampel...@swing.be> wrote in message
news:pVvBOkWYc+DxF5...@4ax.com...

> You are on the wrong spot Marc, until now we don't have any problem
> with mouth diseases in Belgium.

Wait a sec, how do you KNOW you have no problems with mad cow or hoof and
mouth disease? Just because you don't have any reports of it doesn't mean it
is not there

Your cows are so inferior they don't detect this kind of thing, all cows in
Belgium can EASILY be infected by hoof and mouth disease and cannot be
trusted!

:)

[Rick Lalonde]

Ewe are all wrong ewe low level technicians.
The sheep in Belgium have no hoof and mouth disease because they all wear
oversized rubber boots.
Wireless has been banned in the European Community (save for parts of
Luxembourg)
and all sheep have been hardwired.
The process is quite simple: with the sheep firmly planted in the boots
the shepherd--let's call him Rumplestiltskin for arguement's sake
sneaks up behind the sheep (or the singular shoop) and inserts his feet in
the boots behind the shoop
Now in this position--by this time his coveralls are around his knees--the
Rumplestiltskin is in a
perfect position to RAM home the hardwired connection.
This avoids any interference from wireless transmissions from CIA satelites.
It's another way in which Rumple and the European Community are working to
protect the sheep of the
world from hoof and mouth disease, wireless transmissions, and the influence
of low level techs .
Unfortunately, there has been a marked increase in sexually transmitted
diseases amongst European sheep
and clinics have reported strange cases of what they call Genital Area Wool
Friction Burns.
Check this out in the New England Journal of Medicine.

Mark Leuck <mle...@iadfw.net> wrote in message
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[Cliff Grubb]

clinics have reported strange cases of what they call Genital Area Wool
Friction Burns.
Check this out in the New England Journal of Medicine.

or Paul's crotch.
"Rick Lalonde" <aho...@sprint.ca> wrote in message
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[Jacob Ashbury]

"Cliff Grubb" <cave...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
news:cSrw6.1895$tG3.1...@news1.atl...

> clinics have reported strange cases of what they call Genital Area Wool
> Friction Burns.
> Check this out in the New England Journal of Medicine.
>
>
>
> or Paul's crotch.

Is that what caused Bass (previously from New England) to write the
following?

>From: Robert L Bass (rober...@home.com)
>Subject: Re: Skin Chaffing Problem
>Newsgroups: rec.bicycles.rides
>View complete thread
>Date: 2001-03-03 08:02:08 PST

>I used to get not only chafing, but a miserable pain in the groin area from
>my saddle. I found that if I applied *lots* of Vaseline to the area of
>contact before the start of a[his?] ride, chafing was minimized.

[Roger W.]

Jake said:
>Is that what caused Bass (previously from New England) to write the
>following?
>
>
>>From: Robert L Bass (rober...@home.com)
>>Subject: Re: Skin Chaffing Problem
>>Newsgroups: rec.bicycles.rides
>>View complete thread
>>Date: 2001-03-03 08:02:08 PST
>
>
>>I used to get not only chafing, but a miserable pain in the groin area from
>>my saddle. I found that if I applied *lots* of Vaseline to the area of
>>contact before the start of a[his?] ride, chafing was minimized.
>

Haw Haw HARDY HAR HAR ha ha he he.
lmao That was good Jake. Ha ha

[Jacob Ashbury]

Inquiring minds want to know?

:)

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