Indeed, wasn't The President Of USAia recently almost killed by a
pretzel? The ARK Central Stupidity Agenxy (ARKCSA) have traced the
source of the Killer Pretzel, and I bet you can guess where it came
from... ALT.SLACK!!! THOSE BASTARDS! DESTROY THEM ALL!!!1!
BOOMBA BOOMBA BOOMBA! BOOMBA BOOMBA BOOMBA! BOOMBA BOOMBA BOOMBA!
BLOW UP A SUBGENUIS TODAY! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!
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