[TWAT] [TCOSSC] Famous last words

[JJ]

<snip>
> -> A memo issued last Friday briefed police officers on how to detect
> -> chemical agents: Sarin is a colourless vapour that smells like
> -> fruit gums; cyanide smells like burnt almonds.
>
> From this, I would choose either: "MMMMMM FRUIT GUMS..." or "HEY ARE
> YOU KIDS BURNING ALMONDS AGAIN??" as my famous last words.
>

Surely the OW OW IT BURNS IT BUUUUURRRNNNNSSS would come b4 'mmm... fruit
gums!' with a sarin attack?? And cyanide, you may well be paralysed before
you got your last words out. So. Wander round EVERYWHERE saying what you
want to be remembered as saying - people will think you're mad now, but when
you're dead they'll say 'Oh good that nutter's dead now'. Wait... what was I
saying? Nevermind.

-JJ

[talysman]

"JJ" <james....@ukonline.co.uk> writes:

> <snip>
> > -> A memo issued last Friday briefed police officers on how to detect
> > -> chemical agents: Sarin is a colourless vapour that smells like
> > -> fruit gums; cyanide smells like burnt almonds.
> >
> > From this, I would choose either: "MMMMMM FRUIT GUMS..." or "HEY ARE
> > YOU KIDS BURNING ALMONDS AGAIN??" as my famous last words.
> >
>
> Surely the OW OW IT BURNS IT BUUUUURRRNNNNSSS would come b4 'mmm... fruit
> gums!' with a sarin attack??

no, the "OW OW IT BURNS IT BUUUUURRRNNNNSSS US!" comes immediately after
a rope attack. immediately preceding a sarin attack, you have one or more
mysterious dark riders snuffling around your village.

DO NOT GET SARIN IN YOUR EYE OR IT WILL TURN RED AND GLOW.

[Jeremy Impson]

DO NOT GET SARIN IN REMAINING EYE.

--Jeremy

--

Jeremy Impson
jdim...@acm.org
http://impson.tzo.com/~jdimpson

[JJ]

"Jeremy Impson" <jdim...@acm.org> wrote in message
news:Pine.LNX.4.44.030214...@monster.apt.net...

3rd eye? Ow!

-JJ
> --Jeremy
>
no, i said -JJ